Leslie/Quotes

“	Good-looking people don't need a personality! Personalities were invented by ugly people to make up for what they lack on the outside!	”
—Leslie to Gumball and Darwin in "The Petals"

“	Gumball: But you can't spell "beautiful" without "B-U." Leslie: And you can't spell "hideous" without "hide", which is what I'm doing!	”
—Leslie in "The Petals"

“	Calm down, honey, you're being over grammatic. This guy is too shellfish and he's being a total control Greek.	”
—Leslie in "The Words"

“	Nice work, Romeo.	”
—Leslie to Darwin in "The Pressure"

“	Look at me, world, and gag upon my eleganza!	”
—Leslie in "The Petals"

“	I don't care about the people who love me! I've already got their validation. It's the people who don't love me I need to impress!	”
—Leslie in "The Petals"

“	You're talking to someone who has danced since the day he was born.	”
—Leslie in "The Triangle"

“	Au contraire, the makeup's great! And the one piece bias-cut polyester pants suit with crystal accents and a bauble hem is totally en vogue!	”
—Leslie to Darwin in "The Agent"

“	And she was like "Mwah," and he was like "Mwah," and I was like [Retches].	”
—Leslie to Penny in "The Storm"

“	[Tobias pulls an exaggeratedly long sword out of his coat and points it to Leslie] Leslie: Yeah, not really in a market for a sword, I thought you are selling knockoff handbags. Tobias: No, there can be only one. Leslie: One handbag?	”
—Leslie in "The One"

“	Do you mind? I was in the middle of a condensation!	”
—Leslie in "The Words"

“	Gumball: Leslie, stop being such a drama queen and listen to us for a second! Leslie: Since when is being scared of decapitation considered over-dramatic?	”
—Leslie in "The Petals"

“	Gumball: Let's start with accessories. Hopefully it will distract from the... everything. Leslie: Is that why you carry Darwin everywhere you go? [Clicks his fingers] Mm-mm!	”
—Leslie in "The Petals"

“	Tobias: I'm telling you man, Masami winked at me this morning! She went like this: [Closed both eyes slowly] Leslie: Technically if you close both eyes it's blinking.	”
—Leslie in "The Slap"

“	Darwin, I just want to say that in spite of the fact I was discarded like a slice of pickle in a cheeseburger, I thought you played beautifully, and I'm glad you are playing the solo at the parade.	”
—Leslie to Darwin in "The Triangle"

“	Gumball Dude, you're supposed to be happy for your friend's success! This isn't about Darwin being good at something, it's about you refusing to make the effort to better yourself. You know what the definition of that kind of person is? Leslie​​​: You. Gumball: Exactly. Leslie: [Shudders] Ugh, I wouldn't want that to happen.	”
—Leslie in "The Triangle"

“	Leslie​​: You know, you should seriously consider becoming a carnivore. Penny: Why? Leslie​​​​​​​​​: Because before it ends up on your plate, [Shows a picture of a carrot being peeled] this is what they do to vegetables!	”
—Leslie in "The Flower"