Larry Needlemeyer/Quotes

“	Oh good. The Wattersons. It's about time you showed up. I assume you have my money?	”
—Larry to Gumball in "The DVD"

“	It all goes back to the Summer of '83...	”
—Larry in "The Laziest"

“	I hope you don't mind if I make sure it's real. Last time I checked, it was a piece of cardboard.	”
—Larry to Gumball in "The DVD"

“	Larry: This had better be a joke. Gumball: Aw, man. What gave it away? Larry: Dude. It's five seconds long, and every name in the credits is one of you two.	”
—Larry to Gumball after watching the fake DVD they "returned"

“	That will be seven hundred dollars.	”
—Larry to Nicole

“	Hey! Hey! HEY!	”
—Larry chasing after Gumball, Darwin, and Nicole

“	Ha! I knew you were trying to skip my messages.	”
—Larry's messages in the Wattersons' answering machine

“	Well, there is no way I can accept this. You need to give the real DVD, now!	”
—Larry to Gumball in "The DVD"

“	Welcome to the gas station, where we never sleep...(suddenly afraid) because we're not allowed to...	”
—Larry in "The Spoon"

“	What do you want from me, you nut burger?!	”
—Larry to Richard in "The Refund"

“	I'm sorry, kids, but I'm not that guy anymore. I've got a car now, and a great new house, and a girlfriend... who I'm gonna marry.	”
—Larry to Gumball and Darwin in "The Laziest"

“	GET OUT OF MY LIFE!	”
—Larry to Gumball and Darwin in "The Laziest"

“	I can't believe it. She... she threw me out.	”
—Larry in "The Laziest"

“	I was the laziest guy in Elmore until I lost my title to Richard Watterson. That guy is lazier than a rock.	”
—Larry in "The Laziest"

“	"Look, I'm sorry, but tearing apart the fabric of the universe is not a dismissible offence! Now please let me go!"	”
—Larry to Nicole in "The Job"

“	"Oh my gosh... HE'S GOT A SPOON! HE'S GOT A SPO-"	”
—Larry in "The Spoon"

“	Would you like to add a tip?	”
—Larry in "The Pizza"

“	Nicole: Do you mind if I write you a roadkill check? Larry: Sure! We now also accept payment in uranium, antibiotics, and melee weapons.	”
—Larry to Nicole in "The Pizza"

“	I get up, I shower, I come to work, I work all day, I go home, I go to sleep! I get up, I shower, I come to work, I work all day, I go home, I go to sleep!	”
—Larry in "The Question"

“	What the hashtag, dollar sign, at-sign, asterisk is going on here?!	”
—Larry in "The Code"

“	I find that the low-level terror of not being able to pay my rent is a great motivator.	”
—Larry to Gumball and Darwin in "The Schooling"

“	I think all these jobs are messing with my head.	”
—Larry in "The Game"

“	NOO! Burgie is a friend to all the children!	”
—Larry in "The Menu"