"Ketchup Rap" is a song from "The Awkwardness." It is sung by Gumball, when he goes on his way to buy some ketchup to put on his hot dog.


First part

Gumball: On my way to buy some ketchup, I'm feeling pretty good.
Gonna take it all right on home and then I'll cover all my food.
Ketchup is my favourite sauce, it is the condiment of kings.
Ketchup, you're so useful, you taste great on many things.

You can use it on a burger or spaghetti bolognese.
You can use it to clean your ears or even wash your face!
On pizza, pasta, chops, or cookies as a main or on the side.
Hair gel, salad dressing, or to grease a slip-and-slide.

It's good for steak, a cake, a coffee break, roast hake, a pasta bake,
If you drink some in the morning, it'll make you feel awake,
On fries, shish kebab, on bacon, crab, or toast,
You can fry it, steam it, boil it, bake it, use it on a roast.

On meats, beets, cheese, wheat, sweets, and treats
And with a little chili for a touch of extra heat!
It's not just there for you to eat,
When dried, it works like concrete.

To shine your boots, on veg, on fruits,
To clean your shirts, your socks, your suits,

To lubricate a creaky door, to clean your teeth, to clean a floor!
To paint a painting you have painted,
Revive old ladies who fainted,

To give your quiche a little lift,
An unexpected Christmas gift,
It's always guaranteed
To make an awesome fake nose bleed.

But my favourite use for ketchup's not on fries or roasted hog,
Where I love my ketchup most is on a big juicy hot do—

Second part

Gumball: Finally got rid of that annoying Hot Dog Guy
And now I'm in the store, so there is no reason why
He can interrupt my day so I'll tell you all what's up.
It's time for me to buy myself a bottle of ketch—


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Themes OpeningEndingYes / No Continue?Indian intro
Season One I Wanna Be FreeFine LadySugar Rush SongPlease Do It Larry!We Won!I'm a BallerinaA Music VideoThe Inner WarriorNo More GiRefund the WorldThe Dumb SongThe Honesty RapYou Gotta Think BigBecause We're MenDanny BoyToday's Gonna Be a Wonderful Day!When Life Hands You Lemons
Season Two I Wanna Study with Your DaughterPizza RapPizza Pizza PizzaWe're Rich!What He Thinks About Us!No More Mr. Nice Guy!It's Christmas EveChristmas is CancelledAberdeenDon't Know MeMy Little OnesBabyThe Baddest Kid In PrisonWho's Gettin' Candy?Lunch SongLittle SquirrelBaby AnaisThe AnaihilatorThe Power To FightInternet SongThe Amazing World of ElmoreRise of the BacteriaBecause We're Men
Season Three Make the Most of ItA New StartKooky SongStalker SongKeep SmilingJust Notice UsBacon RapLove Can Set You FreeIf You're Happy and You Know ItHey RockyShe's the BestIt's LoveCome On NowI is for IncredibleSluzzle Tag SongElmore Help DeskEat or Be EatenYour Life Doesn't CountSpaghetti and MeatballsLife Can Make You SmileI Saw a Big ParadeJust You and MeImaginateJoyful Burger Jingle
Season Four I'm AssociatedAim for the TopWe are the Senior CitizensWe Are FamilyNever Gonna Let You Go99 Bottles of Age-Appropriate Beverage On The WallI Say BananaThe Wicked SongI'm On My WayTake My AdviceWhat is Love?Ketchup RapI'm a BunHappy DayBooks Are ViolentMy Lonely Backside And IStay AliveWeird Like You And MeDouble, Double Toil and TroubleHow Low Would You Go?It's A Lovely Morning
Season Five It's A Lovely MorningI Can SingBe Your Own YouPotatoThis Is from the IRSThe DayThe Everything SongWe Wreck 'EmWithout YouCome On NowThrough the Eyes of a KidWorkplace StressHere to StayYou Gotta Think BigFeel the HeatWork That BodyI VowBanana DanceLove Me ForeverA Sorcerer's ApprenticeYour FriendshipGoodbyeHey There SussieI Am FreeI'm SingingBilly Parham in Your HouseIf I Told YouFilth, Filth, All AroundI Prefer All My Food FriedYou're a Hairy LadyThe Hurt I FeelBanana SymphonyThe Small HoursEmployee of the MonthI Found A FryHead Shot, Body ShotJust Give Up And CryThe Fun Will Never End
Season Six Season After SeasonWith a FriendA FriendThere Can Only Be OneThe Vermin ManDad RockTake a Rest, Sit DownLife Is Beautiful32 Donkeys Playing on a SledWithout YouDoctor RapDill Pickle RapIf It's Too Hard To ForgiveHe's BackMake Me a CakePuppiesSummer LullabyI Still Look Forward ToAll Hail All Hallow's Eve!I'm Ready for LoveOut of SyncRed, Orange, YellowHashtag TrendingJingle DanceOne-SevenNever Beat the FeelingThe Objects of ElmoreBanana Symphony
TV Shorts Rise of the BacteriaBanana DanceCN Crazy ChoirGumball StyleMy MomElmore Song
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