Gumball: On my way to buy some ketchup, I'm feeling pretty good.
Gonna take it all right on home and then I'll cover all my food.
Ketchup is my favourite sauce, it is the condiment of kings.
Ketchup, you're so useful, you taste great on many things.
You can use it on a burger or spaghetti bolognese.
You can use it to clean your ears or even wash your face!
On pizza, pasta, chops, or cookies as a main or on the side.
Hair gel, salad dressing, or to grease a slip-and-slide.
It's good for steak, a cake, a coffee break, roast hake, a pasta bake,
If you drink some in the morning, it'll make you feel awake,
On fries, shish kebab, on bacon, crab, or toast,
You can fry it, steam it, boil it, bake it, use it on a roast.
On meats, beets, cheese, wheat, sweets, and treats
And with a little chili for a touch of extra heat!
It's not just there for you to eat,
When dried, it works like concrete.
To shine your boots, on veg, on fruits,
To clean your shirts, your socks, your suits,
To lubricate a creaky door, to clean your teeth, to clean a floor!
To paint a painting you have painted,
Revive old ladies who fainted,
To give your quiche a little lift,
An unexpected Christmas gift,
It's always guaranteed
To make an awesome fake nose bleed.
But my favourite use for ketchup's not on fries or roasted hog,
Where I love my ketchup most is on a big juicy hot do—
Gumball: Finally got rid of that annoying Hot Dog Guy
And now I'm in the store, so there is no reason why
He can interrupt my day so I'll tell you all what's up.
It's time for me to buy myself a bottle of ketch—
- This song is a parody of "Alphabet Aerobics" by Blackalicious.