What the what!?
—Recurring catchphrase
I think cheese is better than cake, because you can have cheesecake, but you can't have cakecheese!
—From "The Mystery"
[getting up a large hill using a tricycle borrowed from Rosie] Gosh darn it!
—From "The Third"
Anais: What are you doing?
Gumball: 79% of stair accidents happen on the stairs.
Gumball in "The Responsible"
Aww, nobody cares about the summer of '83!
—From "The Laziest"
It's better to have loved, and watched that love burn before your very eyes, than to have never loved at all.
Gumball to Darwin in "The Dress"
[Mr. Robinson is slowly parking behind a car while Gumball believes that he is being run over] My whole life is flashing before my eyes and it's boring!
Gumball in "The Debt"
Welcome home, Mr. Robinson! I booby trapped your front door.
Gumball to Gaylord Robinson in "The Debt"
There is no happy place!
Gumball to a squirrel in "The Kiss"
Hey Penny, I love you. Your painting! I love your painting!
Gumball to Penny in "The Mystery"
I love you! Ugh! What did I say that for?!
—To Penny, from "The Party"
[Reading Penny's note] Will you be the jelly in my peanut butter sandwich?
—From "The Party"
Do you know what I do when I feel like a loser? I look at this. [holds up a photo of a comical gopher holding up a large barbell]
—From "The Poltergeist"
Stop throwing stuff at me! I'm innocent!
—From "The Mystery"
I am a predator, hear me roar! [Meows]
—From "The Picnic"
Hey, how its going?
—From "The Responsible"
Darwin: Gumball! How's it going?
—From "The Curse"
Gumball: Darwin?, I thought you ran away forever?
Darwin: I got hungry…
—From "The Pressure"
[Almost gets hit by a bucket full of solid concrete] WHAT THE WHAT!?
—From "The Prank"
Hey, don't worry, we could use this diaper as a parachute and float safely down to— [Hits the ground]
—From "The Responsible"
We should enjoy every moment of our life, 'cause it can be very long or very short.
—From "The End"
Darwin: I've waited so long, I had time to grow hair! [Holds up hairy leg]
Gumball: Oooh, may I touch it?
Darwin: You may.
—From "The Refund"
Darwin: I've always thought I would make a good model.
Gumball: What makes you think that?
Darwin: I have cheekbones!
Gumball: There are bones in there? [puts hand in cheek] Oh huh, there are!
—From "The DVD"
Dude, say it, don't spray it!
—From "The Remote"
Nicole: Surely there must be something you're good at.
Gumball: Hmm, I guess I'm just good at being happy.
—From "The Fridge"
Gumball: WHY IS THE WORLD SO CRUEL?! [crying]
Nicole: Don't worry. You'll do better next time… after a couple of years' intense training.
—From "The Meddler"
Mr. Kreese: Ooooh, what's the matter? You scared, little piggies?
Gumball: Uh, yeah, you're a full grown man screaming at us and if you continue I'm gonna call the police.
—From "The Sweaters"
Darwin: You know what the worst thing is? This guy is a teacher.
Gumball: No dude, the worst thing is that this guy got two sweaters and he's not wearing either of them.
—From "The Sweaters"
Excuse my French Penny, but THIS IS TOTAL BAGUETTE!
—To Penny, from "The Shell"
That's not what you are, it's just how you feel.
—To Penny, from "The Shell"
My brain is amazing, when I find something boring it actually prevents me from hearing it.
—To Darwin, from "The Banana"
And that is why I'm not a cat person.
—After being attacked by a cat, from "The Nest"
You! [Falls to his knees] It was YOU who did all this! My arch-nemesis, Roy!
—To Rob, from "The Disaster"
He who befriends the oddest ball is the creepiest of them all.
—To Anais, from "The Guy"
[Smiles bigger] Yeah, I can still see… but I don't mind.
—from "The Matchmaker"
[Nervous] Yeah, it really helped. It meant I could focus and didn't need to cheat like you did in the eighth grade.
—from "The Grades"
Wow. You really explained that in a lot of unnecessary detail.
—To Rob, from "The Ex"
I wanna say you're a real good guy
But we both know that would be a lie
It's been a nightmare being your friend
So it's time for this charade to end
—from "The Uncle"
Let it all hang out. Free and loose, flopping in the wind like a panting dog's tongue!
—from "The Cringe"
I like my coffee the same way I like my jokes about the way I like my coffee, I don't.
—To Daniel Senicourt and Mary Senicourt, from "The Parents"
Are you kidding me? Cheese and chocolate are two of my favorite things!
—from "The Procrastinators"
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