"So you thought you could drag me to the bottom of the lake just to eat me later? Well guess what punk. I'm a fish, WITH LEGS."

—Darwin in "The Puppy"

GUMBALL! You wouldn't steal a car, you wouldn't steal a woman's purse, you wouldn't steal a cell phone! PIRACY IS STEALING!

—Darwin to Gumball in "The DVD"

"You're just a drop of embarrassment, in an ocean of shame."

—Darwin to Gumball in, "The Internet"

"Am I winning yet? Am I winning yet?"

—Darwin in "The Goons"


Darwin to Gumball in "The Dress"

"I always thought I'd make a good model."

—Darwin in "The DVD"

Gumball: "How come you look so good?"
Darwin: "I don't know. Maybe it's because of my... perfect skin!"

—Darwin in "The DVD"

"She will be mine!"

—Darwin, referring to Gumball, in "The Dress"

Darwin: "What happened to your clothes?"
Richard: "I ate them!"

—Darwin in "The Prank"

"Oh, did I say the 'Leap of Faith'? I meant, the 'Leap of Filth'!"

—Darwin in "The Kiss"

Gumball: "...half shark, half bear, half alligator!"
Darwin: "Shark-bear-gator!"

—Darwin in "The GI"

"The Shower of Slime!"

—Darwin in "The Kiss"

Gumball: "What does a warrior need for a good warmup?"
Darwin: "Mittens and a scarf?"

—Darwin in "The GI"

Darwin: "Oh, can I borrow ten bucks?"
Gumball: (reluctantly hands him ten dollars)
Darwin: "Thanks, Gumball! Wait for me, Tobias!"

—Darwin in "The Third"

"Okay, I didn't mean it - boyfriend joke! Look, I'm laughing! (fakes laughing) You can stop crying now! Please?"

—Darwin to Masami in "The Pressure"

"Please? I'll do anything you want! I'll go to the treehouse with you! I'll..I'll kiss you!"

—Darwin to Masami in "The Pressure"

Gumball: (in a panicking tone) "What are we gonna do?!"
Darwin: "I don't know. I never burned a car before."

—Darwin panicking with Gumball in "The Car"

(after being kissed on the cheek) "Everything is so clear now!"

—Darwin in response to Rachel in "The Party"

(cheerfully) "I feel awkward!"

—Darwin in "The Party"

"Why is it called 2000, anyway? It's not like it's the future anymore!"

—Darwin in "The Refund"

(gruff voice) "I don't care that you're sad, Jimmy, it's store policy!"

—Darwin in "The Refund"

Gumball: "What was that!?"
Darwin: (sheepishly) "It's my tummy."

—Darwin in "The Picnic"

Gumball: (laughing) "Oh, man! I am SO sorry!"
Darwin: "What did you make me do? WHAT DID YOU MAKE ME DO?!?!"

—Darwin talking to Gumball in "The Pressure"

"Everywhere's my happy place!"

—Darwin in "The Kiss"

Darwin: "Woohoo! I'm so happy! Anais! The most wonderful, incredible, amazing thing has happened!"
Anais: "What?"
Darwin: "I'm in LO-O-O-OVE! She's the most beautiful, most wonderful, most amazing, most wonderful, most... Ohhhh! Here she comes!"

—Darwin describing Gumball in "The Dress"

Anais: "We've got to fight fire with fire!"
Darwin: "Won't that burn the house down?"

—Darwin in "The Debt"

Carrie: "Look what you've done! You've completely turned into ghosts!"
Darwin: "Which means I can finally do this!" (kisses Carrie)

—Darwin in "Halloween"

"What's in the shell, woman?!"

—Darwin to Penny in "The Shell"

"I thought that was Fin-Flappingtastic!"

—Darwin in "The Joy"

"What's wrong with the internet, man? This video goes on for at least 20 minutes!"

—Darwin in "The Internet"

Gumball: "I have got something amazing to show you."
Darwin: "WHOA! A SHEET!!!"

—Darwin in "The Poltergeist"

"It's supposed to be CarWin not CarBall, you homewrecking womaneater!"

—Darwin to Gumball in "The Shippening"
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