Few people have walked the scorched earth of an unmoderated chat with a troll going all out, and even fewer have kept their cool. A tiny fraction of those few will request for a chat moderator position...
Wait a minute, I don't think by "model your post after this" they meant "copy it word for word". Oh well, no sense in taking it out now. That would simply require too much effort.
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, mammals and reptiles, and all others who choose to grace this post with your good presence, I come to you today with good tidings of great joy. From the very putrified depths of the internet comes to you, this day, a new champion. He comes before you not as a ruler, or a grand patriarch, but as an equal, bathed in the blood of trolls, spammers, advertisers, and villains alike. He steps forward now to take up the mantle of that ancient and hallowed position: wiki moderator.
Good users of the wiki, it is my great honor to present to you today your brand-spanking new moderator, the slayer of delinquents, malevolents, and devils; the most benevolent denizen of this website, the man you all know and love, Csillagfény!
There is, and perhaps never will be, a member more suited for the position. Though he has not been with us long (nor I, but look who's writing his introduction!), he has proven to all of us his ability to govern the users of this fine wiki. He has shown himself to be kind, social, approachable, and, if ever the situation arises, relentless in his persecution of those who seek to do this website harm. He is, perhaps, one of the finest users currently taking up residence on this wiki. Of this, I am certain.
So, without further ado, I'd like everyone to give a very warm, very solid welcome to this wiki's newest moderator.
Congratulations, Fény!