"Billy Parham in Your House" is a song from "The Singing." It is sung by Billy in order to teach the dolphin man, the spray-paint bottle, and the 8-bit dog about proper etiquette.
Lyrics
Billy: Billy Parham in your house
Turn me up but not too loud
For fear of disturbing someone
Enunciating to the masses, mm-hmm.
I'm here to tell you
Of the relevance of etiquette
'Tis quite important,
Though I fear you might not get it yet
Feet on the seats
I'm sure I don't approve
Hold the door for the ladies
When they go through
Wipe your feet
When you're entering a neighbor's house
And when he chews,
A gentleman will always close his mouth
Close his mouth, close his mouth
The speed a virus spreads is beyond belief
When you sneeze, please be sure to use a handkerchief
Handkerchief
A handkerchief, a handkerchief, a handkerchief, a handkerchief...