All posts by AstroNovaliteReal

The Inquisition or whatever

Gumball and Darwin ask the superintendent to eat bread, but he won’t. The superintendent turns out to be Gumball’s alt personality, Zack.

“Tell me how’s that supposed to make me feel better…

My life’s unraveling like threads pulled from a sweater…

There’s no sunshine in my future, it’s gray, desaturated,

Tell me why I shouldn’t feel so deflaaateedd…”

It’s the hairy old man or whatever obviously, he invented the app

How to cure awkwardness with a hotdog man

(He’s a hotdog, not in a costume or a seller guy, he’s a hotdog, shut up Elmore Search about ‘humans’)

Why did I grow legs and lungs randomly

(I’m a fish Google i wasn’t born with those, shut up about that ‘human’ thing)