The Bumpkin

Gumball: Penny?!

Penny: Oh, Gumball. Leslie was just talking to me about inviting you over to my house to talk.

Leslie: yeah I think you and I would get along great, wanna come.

Gumball: NO.

Penny: No?

Gumball: No, I'm having a date with MY new partner.

Gumball: Alan, we're gonna have fun all NIGHT.

Penny: You are?

Alan: We are?

Gumball: Yes, and it's gonna be loads more fun then some stupid tea party.

Leslie: Gumball, Penny is my cousin.

Gumball: OH....

Alan: It's ok Gumball, we don't have to date if you don't want to.

Gumball: NO! Once you promise to date someone, IT HAS TO BE KEPT.

Penny: ........ Ok..... Have fun on you're date.... Sniff..... (leaves)

Gumball: ........

Leslie: Hmpf. (leaves)

Alan: You sure? They look pretty upset.

Gumball: Sigh.....

Later......

Gumball: So.... What are you're plans for the weekend?

Alan: Well I was planning on becoming school president so I can help those students who feel a bit down and offer them a chance to go to the lake camp at weekends, what are you're plans?

Gumball: I was planning on asking my dad to get us a puppy.

Alan: You don't have one?

Gumball: Well Darwin was originally my gold fish but after an emotional and physical bond he became my adopted brother with legs.

Alan: Right.....

Gumball: Listen Alan, I'm sorry if this is awkward for you. I just thought Leslie wasn't Penny's cousin and they wer-

Alan: No! Gumball, I enjoy the time that we spend together. It's just that I don't feel Penny is ok with it, you 2 have something special, and I don't wanna come between you.

Gumball: It's not you're fault Alan, I just didn't know. What can we do to make this date more fun?

Alan: Well, when I'm dating Carmen, we usually like to stay inside and watch soap operas.

Gumball: I think I have a better idea.

(they go inside and play video games and eat junk food all night)

Later.....

Gumball: Let's do it again! (he walks over to Alan lying down) Dude, wake up.

Alan: Uhhh.... I don't think all this excitement suits me Gumball.... I think I'm just gonna take a...... zzzzzzzzzz......

Gumball: Fair enough. (sleeps as well)