Lucy Simian

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1. Why Larry is never seen selling hot dogs. Larry does all the jobs except this one. pantsbully does this.

2. Why principal brown doesn't wear clothes. What's more, he scolds gumball in the curse for not wearing appropriate clothing, when he is a walking, naked hairball.

3. Why Nicole said gumball's grandfather was 102 in the end, but none of them are.

4. How Miss Simian is a bazillion years old but is not a skeleton.

5. Why Nicole doesn't divorce Richard. Richard is lazy and plain awful.

Masami: So what couple name do you prefer? Alasami or Masalan? Are you even listening?

Alan: (sighs) Whatever name will make Carmen think we're happy.

Masami: Ugh, who cares about that prickly loser?

Simian: NO, ROMANCE!

Masami: Wha- but-

Simian: DETENTION!

Alan: Oh thank goodness I don't think I could stand being in her presence for much longer.

Masami: HMPF.

Previously......

Gumball: It WAS you!

Penny: (gasp)

Gumball: But I forgive you because I am madly in love with you too.

Simian: AHEM.

Gumball: (gasp) I mean, uhh..... You should be ashamed of yourself! And you're gonna go to detention for what you did! Yeah.....

Simian: That's more like it. (leaves)

Penny: Yeah, but that isn't quite what happened.

Later....

Gumball: All that actually happened today was me rescuing Penny from a tribe of time-travelling troglodytes and then we made out.

Simian: NO, ROMANCE!

Gumball: Ugh come on!

Darwin: Simian, you need to stop forbidding love between students!

Simian: I already told you! It distracts you from you're education and you're too young to have girlfriends!

Gumball: But if we don't find partners now, it will be difficult to find one and maintain a long and healthy relationship when we're adults!

Darwin: besides! Don't you think it's a bit hypocritical that you're forbidding us from finding love but still see principal Brown?

Simian: I don't do that anymore!

Gumball: What?! You broke up with him?!

Simian: No..... I just don't visit him in his office anymore....

Gumball: Oh..... Well still! Our parents did it when they were our age, their parents did it and so on and so forth! We pay attention to our education most of the time! And just because we have girlfriends, that doesn't mean that's going to change! Please, let us find love now.

Simian: ......... (sigh) I don't spend nearly enough time with Nigel then I used to.... Alright.

Gumball & Darwin: YAY!!!

Simian: But you better be well behaved!

Gumball: of course! Since when do we ever prioritize love over education?

Later....

Gumball & Penny: (making out in class)

Simian: -_-

Simian: Now! Pay attention! This diagram reveals everything you need to kno-

Students: AHH!!!

Simian: What?

Students: Nothing! Carry on!

Simian: Hmm, now we shall continue. This area is-

Students: AHH!!!!

Simian: What?!

Simian: This area is mostly composed of hot gases. Never look at it directly with you're naked eye, or you will burn you're retinas.

Simian: This could lead to rash acts,

Nausea, weight loss,

Malfunction, confusion, or explosion.

Gumball: Psst! Miss Simian!

Simian: Ehh?

.........

Simian: To continue. over here is-

Students: AAAHHH!!!!

Gumball: I can't take it anymore! You tell her!

Darwin: OK.

Darwin: SIMIAN, PULL DOWN YOU'RE SKIRT AND STOP SHOWING EVERYONE YOU'RE MOON!

...............

Simian: Anyways this portion is-

Students: AAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

(ending theme plays)

Simian: NO, RO-

Simian: -Oh hi Ocho.....

Later....

Simian: N-

Gumball: NO! This isn't what it looks like! It's nothing like that!

Simian: ....... B-

Gumball: I just want him to do it because he did it to everyone else, that's it.

Simian: .......... (approaches Gumball and makes a I'm watching you gesture and walks away)

Gumball: Phew. Now will you give me the slap?

Tobias: NO!

Gumball: Aww.

Later......

Rob: In fact I think I really, really! REALLY!

Gumball: Say it.

Rob: HATE YOU!!!!!!

Simian: Ehh, I'll allow it.

Masami: Come on boyfriend!

Darwin: You don't wanna kiss me! I taste like fish!

Miss Simian: NO, ROMANCE!

The girls: MISS SIMIAN?!

ISimian: DETENTION!

The girls: Awwwwww

Darwin: yes! Thank you thank you thank you! Detention I go!

Masami: HMPF.

Simian: That means you Watterson!

Gumball:

Penny: I'm sorry Gumball.

4 seasons later......

Gumball: Is it me or does this music give a whole different vibe to the situation?

Simian somehow not affected by the universal pause button: NO, ROMANCE!

Gumball: Wait! It's not what it-

Simian: DETENTION FOR BOTH OF YOU!

Gumball & Rob in detention: ...........

Gumball: So we are gonna agree that was completely unintentional right?

Rob: yes it was.

Later.........

Bobert: I now pronounce you husband and flower.

Simian: NO, ROMANCE!

Bobert: Does not compute, was told to kick Leslie's butt and marry him to Alan.

Simian: Wait what?

Gumball: It's a long story.

Alan: Listen Simian, I have no idea what's going on. I just wanted lunch from the cafeteria.

Simian: DON'T CARE! DETENTION!

Alan & Leslie: :(

Later......

Simian: NO, ROMANCE!

Gumball: Listen Simian, we tried to separate them, it's hopeless!

Simian: DETENTION!

Darwin & Teri: GASP, yes Miss Simian!

Gumball:

Carrie: HOW?!

Gumball: I DON'T KNOW.

Gumball: Kiss me Penny!

Miss Simian: NO, ROMANCE!

Gumball: But-

Miss Simian: NO! It distracts you from you're education and you're too young to have a girlfriend! DETENTION!

Gumball:

40 episodes later.....

Darwin: Which means, I can finally do this!

Miss Simian: NO, ROMANCE!

Darwin: What the-?!

Miss Simian: DETENTION!

Darwin:

Later........

Miss Simian: NO, ROMANCE!

Alan:

Miss Simian: DETENTION!

Later......

Miss Simian: WAIT A MINUTE!

Principal Brown: What is it?

Miss Simian: NO, ROMANCE! (jumps out the window)

Principal Brown:

If Nicole hates Miss Simian, why does she let Gumball attend her class? Surely there has to be a different middle class for Gumball to attend that Simian doesn't teach.

Teri: is behind Simian

Simian: runs the other direction

Teri: Appears in front of her

That moment when you try to cure the school of the joy.

Only to be cornered by you're own students.

Getting infected and ending the episode on a cliffhanger that will likely never be resolved.

This post was made by the joy part 2 waiters.