Alan Keane

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I previously made a theory on why masami didn't lie about alan being her boyfriend in the pressure. Since then, I made another theory due to molly's treehouse not being cut down in the void. I think that the pressure is on an alternate timeline to the main series. In this timeline, masami never fell in love with alan, darwin fell in love with masami and tobias and banana joe went to jail for destruction of private property and wreckless endangerment. I will make some fan fiction based off this timeline.

Today i was curious to see if someone made an account of gumball's yt channel name "Hadrianours59" on Twitter, but there's an account called "Hadrianours592" that posted an image of a episode, but for some reason there's other 3 characters that are no seen on the show itself

I was thinking last week about gumball when I realized a possible theory. In the pressure, masami pretends darwin is her boyfriend, even though in the storm, she is in love with alan. so the question is: why didn't masami pretend alan was her boyfriend in the pressue? well, at the end of the storm, masami realized alan was "a big wet cheeseball" and had no romantic intrest in her. even though it was fake, masami wanted nothing to do with alan in the pressure because it took place after she decided she hated him. in conclusion, masami had already decided alan was bad, and did not want to be his "girlfriend".

Alan Keane is one of the many students of Elmore junior high. He has a girlfriend and many friends, and for good reason. He tries his best to look at the upside in life and does his best to put a smile on people's faces. Something Gumball has expressed great annoyance towards. He thinks that no one can be that kind and he must be suppressing his dark side, but in truth he's just jealous that Alan is a better man then him and doesn't want to admit it. We've seen in episodes like the vision that Alan is actually evil and plans to take over the world through happy camps, but that is just Gumball's exaggerated portrayal of the situation. Alan in truth is actually a kind, sweet, and charitable child who does nice things and expects nothing in return. We've seen that when he lost faith in the world. Elmore falls apart in minutes and even loses all it's color. Alan is as, if not, more important to Elmore then Larry.

He is generally nice to everyone not because it would benefit him in the long run, but because he likes to see everyone happy. And hopes that by being nice he can make the world a better place. If Gumball was more open towards Alan and didn't have such a massive inferiority complex around him, he and Alan could actually be good friends. Alan could even help Gumball be a better person through goodness lessons. Maybe in season 7. And that is why Alan Keane is a perfect representation of pure heartedness.

Nicole: Gumball, don't forget to take that dvd back or we'll get a fine.

Gumball: Can't you do it? You're the one with the car.

Gumball: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaa- Huh?

Penny: (angelic singing)

Gumball: (dances through the cosmos while carrying a pineapple until he reaches Penny and kisses her, but then realizes he kissed Sussie)

Sussie: AAAAAAAAAA-

Gumball: AAAAHHH!!!!!

Darwin: Gumball! You're dreaming wake up!

Darwin: What are you doing?!

Gumball: Trying to throttle you but you don't have a ne-

Darwin: (slaps Gumball's arms away)

No more mr. Nice guy! I found a new style! With claws and pointy teeth and a villainous smile!

Teri: Aaah!!! Oh....

Darwin & Carrie: AAAAAAAAA-

Carrie: I wish I had my own body! Like you!

Jealousy: (possesses Darwin)

Darwin: Grrrrr....

I'm actually quite happy with my life. (explodes)

Darwin: (wakes up) Huh?

Gumball: Hey Darwin.

Darwin: OH NO! THEY GOT YOU TOO!

Gumball: Oh yeah, they got me.

Penny: Ok, here we go! I'm gonna be, MYSELF!

Gumball: GAH! (pushes away Penny but she falls)

NO- ugh!

Rob: >:)

Gumball: Well played, this is even worse then the last time. I hope you're happy with yourself Rob.

Rob: FOR THE LAST TIME MY NAME IS-

Alan: -ALAN.

Gumball: Alan. We're gonna play dodge or dare, ALL, NIGHT.

Richard: Really? (makes random noises)

Gumball: Are you done?

Richard: Almost. (continues) I need to introduce myself. (walks over to Jamie) Hello, young lady. I'm Darwin's father. Listen, I just wanted to say- WONDER HUG!

Darwin: GUMBALL!

Darwin: Uhh, what just happened?.......

???: I did warn you.

Gumball: ?

Rob: I said I would destroy you,

And everyone you love.

Gumball: YOU. It was YOU, who did all this! My arch nemesis! ROY.

Rob: No no no, my name isn't-

MY NAME IS-

Simian: -GUMBALL!!!!!!!!!!

..........

Gumball & Darwin: That..... Was....... AWESOME-

Richard: Store! NOOOOOOOO-

-Waaaa! Little ones! Pretty......

Gumball: Let's kiss and remember this for all eternity.

Masami: Let's kiss, so I can show these losers who's boss!

Gumball & Darwin: MWAH!

Banana Joe & Tobias: TIMBER!!!

Girl: (screams)

Darwin: Another happ-

Simian: -Y....... ENDING!!!

AH HA HA!!! AH!!!!!- (static)

Gumball: I can't wait to see this! (deletes)

(ending theme plays)

Masami: So what couple name do you prefer? Alasami or Masalan? Are you even listening?

Alan: (sighs) Whatever name will make Carmen think we're happy.

Masami: Ugh, who cares about that prickly loser?

Simian: NO, ROMANCE!

Masami: Wha- but-

Simian: DETENTION!

Alan: Oh thank goodness I don't think I could stand being in her presence for much longer.

Masami: HMPF.

Previously......

Gumball: It WAS you!

Penny: (gasp)

Gumball: But I forgive you because I am madly in love with you too.

Simian: AHEM.

Gumball: (gasp) I mean, uhh..... You should be ashamed of yourself! And you're gonna go to detention for what you did! Yeah.....

Simian: That's more like it. (leaves)

Penny: Yeah, but that isn't quite what happened.

Later....

Gumball: All that actually happened today was me rescuing Penny from a tribe of time-travelling troglodytes and then we made out.

Simian: NO, ROMANCE!

Gumball: Ugh come on!

Darwin: Simian, you need to stop forbidding love between students!

Simian: I already told you! It distracts you from you're education and you're too young to have girlfriends!

Gumball: But if we don't find partners now, it will be difficult to find one and maintain a long and healthy relationship when we're adults!

Darwin: besides! Don't you think it's a bit hypocritical that you're forbidding us from finding love but still see principal Brown?

Simian: I don't do that anymore!

Gumball: What?! You broke up with him?!

Simian: No..... I just don't visit him in his office anymore....

Gumball: Oh..... Well still! Our parents did it when they were our age, their parents did it and so on and so forth! We pay attention to our education most of the time! And just because we have girlfriends, that doesn't mean that's going to change! Please, let us find love now.

Simian: ......... (sigh) I don't spend nearly enough time with Nigel then I used to.... Alright.

Gumball & Darwin: YAY!!!

Simian: But you better be well behaved!

Gumball: of course! Since when do we ever prioritize love over education?

Later....

Gumball & Penny: (making out in class)

Simian: -_-

At the gym....

Penny: (looking at Gumball)

Leslie: What are you doing?

Penny: Oh nothing, I just wish me and Gumball spent more time together.

Leslie: That's because you love him!

Penny: Yes- I mean no! I mean..... Yes.

Leslie: Listen, if you want to be closer to him you got to know him better. Like for one girls may not be his type.

Penny: What do you mean?

Leslie: Ahem. (points at Gumball and Alan)

Penny: What? Alan? No they're just friends!

Gumball: We're gonna play dodge or dare ALL, NIGHT.

Penny (possessed by jealousy):

AND THAT'S HOW IT STARTS! SOON, HE'LL BE HIS BOYFRIEND, AND YOU'LL BE HISTORY!

Penny: No! It's not like that! He's a nice guy!

Jealousy: NO HE'S NOT! AND I'M GONNA PUT AN END TO THIS RIGHT NOW! (rushes over to Gumball and Alan)

Leslie: ......... Wow.

Penny: (knocks over Jamie, Tina, and Bobert to get to Gumball)

Gumball & Alan: (walk away)

Penny: Gumball...... Alan...... STITCH! (passes out)

Gumball: I'm having a sleepover with MY new best friend,

Alex.

Alan: Alan.

Gumball: Alan. We're gonna play dodge or dare ALL, NIGHT.

Richard: Really? (elbows Gumball) Guuuuumbaaall! (he makes random noises)

Gumball: Are you done?

Richard: Almost. (continues) Ok I'm done.

Gumball: What are you doing here anyway?

Richard:

Richard: You forgot your gym-dodging kit.

Gumball: Thanks, Anyway it's nothing like that! Me and Alan aren't dating we're just friends!

Alan: Yeah! Friends.

(they both laugh nervously)

Gumball: (coughs)

Richard: Right. Anyway, if you're relationship ever moves up you let me know! (he walks out of school and drives home)

Darwin: Well, are you 2 dat-

Gumball: NO!

Gumball: (backtracks) Oh my gosh, Adam? Talk to me Ash! Oh, what have I done?! Adrian, wake up! Please, Aaron, are you okay? Talk to me Andrew! .... What have I done to you?...... Oh, Audrey.

Alan: (reforms)

THAT'S NOT EVEN A MAN'S NAME!!!

Gumball: AAAH!!!

Gumball: Whoever did it raise you're hand!

Nobody: (raises their hand)

Gumball: Ok....... Whoever DIDN'T do it raise you're hand!

Alan: What?

Gumball: AHA! So you did it!

Alan: But I can explain!

Gumball: There's only ONE explanation! It was a crime of passion.

Alan: What do you mean?

Gumball: You KNEW principal Brown put me in detention last night. And overwhelmed by you're feelings for me, you confronted him in his office.

(a recreation plays similar to a film noir)

Alan: Please, let him go. I love him principal Brown!

Nigel: He is nothing but a rouge!

Alan: But he is kind and funny, and cute and handsome! So handsome! He might be the best looking guy in-

(recreation fades back to Gumball, who finishes the sentence)

Gumball: The whole school!

Leslie: Gumball, have you SEEN you're yearbook photo?

Gumball: No interruptions please. We all know how-

(back to recreation)

Nigel: Handsome Gumball is but he's still in detention!

Alan: Then you leave me no choice!

Gumball: (voice over) It was then that you knocked him unconscious.

Alan: (knocks him unconscious using his balloon head)

Gumball: Shaved off his hair to punish him, covered him in paint to humiliate him, wrapped him in toilet paper to keep him quiet, and stuffed him into my locker as PROOF of your deranged obsession for me!

(end of recreation)

Gumball: It WAS you!

Alan: (gasps)

Gumball: But I forgive you because I am madly in love with you too.

Alan: Dude! I don't have any hands!

Gumball: Darn, you're good.

Penny: Aren't you supposed to like, look for clues or something?

Gumball: Hmm, clues... Like those paint splatters all over you're pompoms!

Everyone: (gasps)

Penny: No wait! I can explain!

Penny: I had finally finished my painting of the cheerleaders, and I went to hang it in the stairwell. I guess it was still wet, and I must have gotten paint on my pompoms.

Gumball: And did anyone SEE you hang this alleged painting in this "so-called" stairwell?

Penny: Yeah, you did.

(flashback)

Gumball: Hi Penny, love you're painting. (continues walking)

(end of flashback)

Penny: Remember?

Gumball: Oh yeah.

(the spotlight switches off)

Darwin: Oh, we're early!

Anton: So, did you do you're homework?

Tobias: Nah. I can't be bothered writing with my mouth.

Gumball & Darwin: O_O

Alan: I WARNED YOU! NO, HANDS!

Gumball: RAAAAAGGGGHHHH!!!!!! (charges at Alan but he spins the clock and he pushes into past him and Darwin off the cliff) NO- Ugh!

Alan: >:)

Gumball: ............. Well played, this is even worse then the last time. I hope you're happy with yourself Alan.

Alan: FOR THE LAST TIME MY NAME IS AL- Wait, you got it right!

Gumball: Just get on with you're stupid monologue.

Alan: Wait up, this requires the right mood. (spins the clock to the scrapyard from the helmet) You have only yourself to-

Gumball: You know what, save it. I heard it all before. "poor little me, blah blah blah. you don't have any hands, yada yada. I made you this way ect ect."

Alan: I was... Looking forward to telling you all that.....

Gumball: I'm having a sleepover with MY new best friend,

Gumball: Alex?.....

Alan: ........ Did you just call me Alex like it was a question?

Gumball: I'm sorry did I say Alex? I meant...... You're name......

Alan: Which is?

Gumball: (nervous laughter)

.................

Alan: WHICH IS?

Gumball: Sigh......... (raises his hand as if he's got it, then raises it back down)

Alan: ALAN! MY NAME IS ALAN!

Gumball: Alan! Of course man! I'm sorry, so wanna hang over at my place?

Alan: You're just doing this to make Darwin jealous, you don't remember me at all do you? AND THIS! This is just some hollow invitation!

Gumball: Dude it's not that! I've just been distracted cuz uh Hah ha.... The funniest thing happened! See that ball?

Alan: ? (he floats over to the other side of the gym)

Darwin: GUMBALL! I can't believe you just did that!

Gumball: Did what?

Darwin: I-...... I don't remember.

Later....

Gumball: I'll never forget you Adam!

Alan: >:(

Gumball: Andrew?...... Alice?

Alan: THAT'S NOT EVEN A MAN'S NAME!!!

Gumball: AAAH!!!!

Gumball: Penny?!

Penny: Oh, Gumball. Leslie was just talking to me about inviting you over to my house to talk.

Leslie: yeah I think you and I would get along great, wanna come.

Gumball: NO.

Penny: No?

Gumball: No, I'm having a date with MY new partner.

Gumball: Alan, we're gonna have fun all NIGHT.

Penny: You are?

Alan: We are?

Gumball: Yes, and it's gonna be loads more fun then some stupid tea party.

Leslie: Gumball, Penny is my cousin.

Gumball: OH....

Alan: It's ok Gumball, we don't have to date if you don't want to.

Gumball: NO! Once you promise to date someone, IT HAS TO BE KEPT.

Penny: ........ Ok..... Have fun on you're date.... Sniff..... (leaves)

Gumball: ........

Leslie: Hmpf. (leaves)

Alan: You sure? They look pretty upset.

Gumball: Sigh.....

Later......

Gumball: So.... What are you're plans for the weekend?

Alan: Well I was planning on becoming school president so I can help those students who feel a bit down and offer them a chance to go to the lake camp at weekends, what are you're plans?

Gumball: I was planning on asking my dad to get us a puppy.

Alan: You don't have one?

Gumball: Well Darwin was originally my gold fish but after an emotional and physical bond he became my adopted brother with legs.

Alan: Right.....

Gumball: Listen Alan, I'm sorry if this is awkward for you. I just thought Leslie wasn't Penny's cousin and they wer-

Alan: No! Gumball, I enjoy the time that we spend together. It's just that I don't feel Penny is ok with it, you 2 have something special, and I don't wanna come between you.

Gumball: It's not you're fault Alan, I just didn't know. What can we do to make this date more fun?

Alan: Well, when I'm dating Carmen, we usually like to stay inside and watch soap operas.

Gumball: I think I have a better idea.

(they go inside and play video games and eat junk food all night)

Later.....

Gumball: Let's do it again! (he walks over to Alan lying down) Dude, wake up.

Alan: Uhhh.... I don't think all this excitement suits me Gumball.... I think I'm just gonna take a...... zzzzzzzzzz......

Gumball: Fair enough. (sleeps as well)