User blog comment:Blue Pant./Random stories/@comment-5747160-20120620170502/@comment-4931965-20120620171502

CartoonFan was out late, having a good time with his friends Phazon and GTF. he was walking home, when he saw something down the corner in an alley. He went to check it out, but Scout hit him with a rubber chicken right in the schojillies, in which he fell to his feet. He looked up to see Molestia, and he gawked in horror as The Slenderman then proceeded to hit him with a loaf of potatos, and then GTF and Phazon appeared from the corner and started to attack the Slenderman, and Phazon started to rape Molestia. When Phazon was done with Moelstia, he thanked him, and then proceeded to rape Cartoonfan. Rape then the Slenderman started to slap GTF with P.T. Gwauntly's century old pet ham Rape, and then The Rake had throwed a segway at Pedobear while clopping to pics he had taken of Rarity, in which Pedobear started to have a threesome with CF and Moelstia. Then the nintendo guy from E3 started to derp from Pikmin 3.