The Treasure/Transcript

Grocery Time

 * AHH! It's the internet's fault!
 * Shh, shh! What did the internet do, dad?
 * I clicked the wrong link and it sent me to space! I can't breathe in space! And when I scream it makes no sound! Like this.
 * Stop laughing at your father and help me put away the groceries.
 * Dude, I think there's something wrong with this cereal.
 * Why?
 * IT LOOKS DELICIOUS!
 * This bagel is like three times the size of our burger bites. Wait a minute...
 * And this orange juice has oranges in it, instead of letters and numbers!
 * Ugh... I picked up someone else's groceries by mistake.
 * How come we can't get this good stuff all the time?
 * Look, we'd be able to afford this good stuff if it wasn't fo- rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...
 * ...rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
 * What was that all about?
 * You know that good stuff's got me thinking, what else is cheap in this house?
 * I mean, look at this MP3 player. Now tell me it's not a calculator with headphones stuck in it.  And that DVD isn't even the real film. It's some mock buster from the bargain bin.
 * What's wrong with "How to Ratatwang Your Panda"?
 * Get ready, panda, use your secret weapon.
 * Okay, you asked for it.
 * Oh boy!
 * HAHAHAHAHA! HEHAHA! Clever.
 * And look at this blender, you're calling this top of the line?
 * Why can't we have the good stuff?
 * More importantly, what's Mom hiding?
 * Hello?
 * For your own safety, stop digging around, there's nothing to find.
 * Okay, but if we were going to start digging, where should we look?
 * In the attic- Oh wait, darn.
 * Oh boy!
 * HAHAHAHAHA! HEHAHA! Clever.
 * And look at this blender, you're calling this top of the line?
 * Why can't we have the good stuff?
 * More importantly, what's Mom hiding?
 * Hello?
 * For your own safety, stop digging around, there's nothing to find.
 * Okay, but if we were going to start digging, where should we look?
 * In the attic- Oh wait, darn.
 * Hello?
 * For your own safety, stop digging around, there's nothing to find.
 * Okay, but if we were going to start digging, where should we look?
 * In the attic- Oh wait, darn.

Digging in the Attic

 * So, where do we start?
 * Uh, how about that box?
 * NO! NO!
 * Dude, you were an ugly baby.
 * I don't know what you're laughing at.
 * GIMME THAT!
 * NO!
 * GIMME THAT!
 * Pass me that poker.
 * Sounds to me like you really don't need that sandwich.
 * Okay, guys. This is how you solve a case.
 * Our chimney has been kidnapped! Detective Watterson, shall I cordon off the area for the forensic team?
 * Uggghh!
 * Anais! Anais! Anais! Look what we found under the floorboard.
 * I'm still the one who found it. Oh, they're bank statements.
 * No, they're bank statements.
 * Ugh.
 * Look. Back here we used to have loads of money. And then all went, in one big payment to Stellar Corporation.
 * What did Mom spend all that money on?
 * Well, whatever it was, I bet this key has something to do with it.
 * Wait, I've seen that key before! A long, long, time ago.
 * I'm still the one who found it. Oh, they're bank statements.
 * No, they're bank statements.
 * Ugh.
 * Look. Back here we used to have loads of money. And then all went, in one big payment to Stellar Corporation.
 * What did Mom spend all that money on?
 * Well, whatever it was, I bet this key has something to do with it.
 * Wait, I've seen that key before! A long, long, time ago.

Digging in Gumball

 * Ready?
 * Ok.
 * One, two, three, sleep!
 * Now I'm going to take you back, all the way back to the last time you saw that key.
 * I can see it. I'm in the attic. There's bank statements all over the floor.
 * That was just now!
 * Go further back.
 * Now I'm a baby.
 * I'm with Mom. She's locking a suitcase.
 * You must never tell anyone you saw this.
 * It's the key!
 * I'm going further back, to previous lives.
 * I'm a school teacher, it's boring. I'm a pharmacist, boring. Receptionist, boring, librarian, boring, prospector, boring, farmer, bor-- Wait, wait, wait, prospector? Hey that's pretty good, and I just mined some gold ou-- Wait a minute. I'm not the prospector, I'm the mule.
 * Gumball stop, wake up!
 * And now I'm a hypnotist. Look into my eyes!
 * Uhhhhhhhh...
 * Hey, HEY! NOO! Gumball, help!
 * You are now allergic to cheese. Cheese!
 * Your body is now heavier than stone.
 * Hey! Come back here!
 * And now you can speak fluent French.
 * and : Hey!
 * Someone just tried to steal the key, we need to figure out something as quickly as possible!
 * Can't we just go to bed?
 * Fine.
 * Your body is now heavier than stone.
 * Hey! Come back here!
 * And now you can speak fluent French.
 * and : Hey!
 * Someone just tried to steal the key, we need to figure out something as quickly as possible!
 * Can't we just go to bed?
 * Fine.
 * Can't we just go to bed?
 * Fine.
 * Fine.