The Signature/Transcript




 * There.


 * That was a great vacation. Florida was really good for my joints.


 * Hmm. But not for my skin. Taste like my bath water.


 * You need to stop eating things that aren't food. And also eat less food.


 * Thank you, Louie. You know, I never had anyone to share that kind of profound wisdom with me.


 * It's called survival instinct and it comes right after breathing without concentrating.


 * What I mean is I hope you won't mind if I call you dad!


 * Well, since this is already awkward, now would be a good time to tell you that your mother and I want to marry and move to Florida.


 * (muffled) What? Really?


 * How do you feel about it?


 * It's Great!


 * I'm impressed. I was expecting some kind of explosion.


 * How'd it go?


 * Well at least he didn't say no.


 * (muffled noises)


 * I WILL NOT LET THIS MAN STEAL MY MOTHER!


 * Come on Mr. Dad, try to adopt a different attitude and feel happy for Louie.


 * Dad adopt louie, Dad adopt Louie,


 * No No No!


 * DAD ADOPT LOUIE!