The Limit/Transcript

Chocolate

 * Mom! Instead of milk, can we have chocolate milk?
 * No!
 * Instead of eggs, can we have chocolate eggs?
 * No!
 * Instead of bread, can we have chocolate bread?
 * No! Richard, can I get a little help, please?
 * Sure. Here kids,  stop bothering your mother and eat this chocolate.
 * What the... Well what's the point in dragging us here if we're not getting some kind of treat?
 * Because we're having a nice family outing and that should be  rewarding enough.
 * Don't you dare.
 * I want that chocolate!
 * Oh Mommy, I want some chocolate. I'm sorry, little sausage, but you had too much candy this week.  WAH WAH WAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH!  Now all the little sausages are punished and are going to have to wait in the car.
 * Don't you dare.
 * I want that chocolate!
 * Oh Mommy, I want some chocolate. I'm sorry, little sausage, but you had too much candy this week.  WAH WAH WAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH!  Now all the little sausages are punished and are going to have to wait in the car.
 * Oh Mommy, I want some chocolate. I'm sorry, little sausage, but you had too much candy this week.  WAH WAH WAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH!  Now all the little sausages are punished and are going to have to wait in the car.

Huggly Bites

 * This is the face she's gonna get when she comes back.
 * Eh, pretty good, but this is how you do a sulky face. It's all in the detail.
 * Eh, it would be better if it throbbed.
 * No problem.
 * I can't believe we've wasted a day at the mall without getting anything.
 * You know what we should do? We should make full-sized paper models of ourselves, set the car on fire, and push it off a cliff to teach Mom a lesson.
 * Uh, I think I have a better, less horrific idea.
 * Customer announcement! As support for our campaign, Huggy Bites are offering a life-time supply of jelly beans for the first person to hug the blue lady in aisle 13.
 * Huh?
 * Huggy Bites. More love than you can chew.
 * No! Get your hands off her! That's my wife!
 * If anyone's going to win those Huggy Bites, it's me!
 * Hey, what is going on here?
 * Please don't tell!
 * You should be ashamed of yourselves. What would your poor mother thinks about this kind of behavior?
 * What would it take, to make all this, go away?
 * two bars of chocolate, and two bags of huggy bites for making me throw those poor costumers as well
 * THAT'S IT! I'M TELLING! Ms. mom, we came up with this really clever plan to get candy behind your back and...
 * Nicole: [popping her her out from under Richard and staring angrily at Darwin]
 * [smiling nervously and turning back]...aaaaaaand it's back to the car
 * What would it take, to make all this, go away?
 * two bars of chocolate, and two bags of huggy bites for making me throw those poor costumers as well
 * THAT'S IT! I'M TELLING! Ms. mom, we came up with this really clever plan to get candy behind your back and...
 * Nicole: [popping her her out from under Richard and staring angrily at Darwin]
 * [smiling nervously and turning back]...aaaaaaand it's back to the car

Im the man!!!

 * [trying to sound like Nicole]: your children need a better example, you need to grow up, don't forget you're applauding at the candy allergies! BORING! huh, dispelling, I'm not a punisher! I'm a fun-isher! and she's not the boss of me!
 * have you ever told her this?
 * Huh YEAH! lots of times... in my head.
 * what about to her face?
 * nah kid she'll snap me like a twig
 * okay, I think we need to work on this.
 * [back at the shop]
 * [yelling at Richard]: let's go through one last time, WHO ARE YOU?
 * [yelling at Richard]: let's go through one last time, WHO ARE YOU?
 * [yelling at Richard]: let's go through one last time, WHO ARE YOU?


 * I'm the man!


 * and what does man do?


 * whatever the heck he wants!


 * and WHY?


 * because I'm a beautiful powerful animal!


 * [yelling] then let me hear you roar!


 * [roars like a wild cat]


 * now suck that gut in! [Richard sucking in his gut] tint those packs! uh... and how do you feel?


 * MAN-TASTIC!


 * GOOD! now go and get us some candy!

you're gonna listen to me and you're gonna listen good! I've got an attack now!

[Nicole's head is still turned back from Richard]


 * HEY! you listen to the man when he's talking!

[Nicole turns back and gives a powerful and deadly star to Richard which scares Richard away]

Everybody's getting candy!!!

 * [gasp] I've got an idea!


 * alright, let's hear it


 * Super markets are designed to sell you stuff that you didn't even know you want it. everything counts, from the height of the product, to what's placed next to.

[the person who Anais demonstrates as a costumer]:[picks a bread and a cheese] ah! I want a cheese sandwich!


 * the music is important too. but more than anything you wanna make a thing is a forging.


 * you paranoid nut ball! that stuff doesn't work!


 * then why are you holding a basket full of lipsticks?


 * three colors five dollars! and be stupid not to buy it!

[Anais stares at him and Gumball realizes what she's saying]


 * this. is. perfect! if we use this trick on mom we can get anything we want! it's full proof! [starts singing happily] who's getting candy? [points at Darwin] awww you're getting candy!


 * I'm getting candyyyyy! he's getting candyyyyy!


 * I'm getting candy? she's getting candy! [points at Anais]


 * I'm getting candy, you're getting candy, he's getting candy, he's getting candy, she's gettin-..


 * [appears from behind them and yells]: get back to the car!!!

Massage and Makeup!!!

 * [approaches Nicole] Excuse me, madam, but maybe you'd like to try...


 * [yells furiously] Maybe you know better about disciplining my family than I!!!


 * [speaks nervously] No, no!!! I just thought maybe you'd be interested in a...


 * [continues yelling] Maybe I shouldn't be screaming!!!


 * [continues] ...free relaxing massage on aisle number 13???


 * [continues yelling] Well maybe I am!!! Thank you for the kind offer!!


 * Oh yeah!!!!! After the day I had, this is just what I need.


 * [Gasp] I cant move!!! What did you do??


 * A...Actually, I...I need to go speak to my manager, cause I normally work on the deli... I gotta go!!!


 * You cant leave me like this!!! [Sigh] Huh?


 * Why are you not in the car??


 * Well, heres the thing: We have all been through... [Chuckling] I was thinking, wouldn't it be better if you just bought us a treat from the supermarket?


 * Never!!!


 * Hmm... I see. A free makeover session??


 * No! No! Not the eyebrows!


 * Its nothing personal, mom.


 * Its just business!!!


 * [Nicole straightens her back] Rrrrrr... uh!!! [She then furiously points at Richard, Gumball, Darwin and Anais, telling them to get back in the car]

,, and : [Sigh]

No! Its not over

 * [Sobbing]


 * [Sobbing] I cant believe it ended up like this!


 * The whole afternoon wasted!!!


 * The important thing is, we tried... Even if, we failed!


 * No! Its not over! Theres one more thing we can do, but you have to do exactly what I say!


 * [Struggling to eat a candy bar taken right fron the supermarket shelf] I...I...


 * Come on son, eat it!


 * I just cant take stuff without paying for it!! [His hand suddenly slaps his face] I have been raised too well.


 * Oh come on! Its not that difficult! You open the bag [Opens candy bar], you eat the candy [Munches on the candy], you put the bag back where it was, and no one will ever know!

Nicole's Limit

 * Let me get this straight. I asked you to finally step up as a father, and set a good example for your children, and the way you interpreted that was to take them shoplifting?


 * [Sigh]


 * Thats it. I think you have all done it. You have finally pushed me over [Laughs].


 * Over what?


 * The Limit!


 * Does that mean we can get a candy bar?


 * You need to RUN!!!!! [Her eyes shone up and start glowing]


 * What's wrong with Mom?


 * Thats not your mother anymore! Thats a whirlwind of fury!


 * [To the other supermarker shoppers] Get out of the way! She is out of control!


 * Whoa! [He trips on a bunch of candies, as Nicole closes in]


 * Gumball!


 * I dont want the candy anymore! Huh? [Nicole runs past Gumball]


 * Watch out Dad! Its you she wants!


 * Somebody please help me!


 * Freezes, madam! Please, dont make me do this!


 * I wasnt trained for this. Please, somebody help me!


 * You need help?


 * Yes, please, please, I'd do anything!


 * Free samples here!


 * Ooh!