The Painting/Transcript


 * Principal Brown: So, Mr. and Mrs. Watterson. I called you in today to discuss concerns regarding your daughter Anais. Judging by this alarming painting, you madame are suffering from work related stress. You sir, are not a good role model. And these two children are clearly lacking in discipline.
 * [Scene cuts to shot of the Wattersons, all of them acting out exactly what the painting depicts]
 * Gumball and Darwin: Hahaa!
 * Nicole: Kids calm down, please! [crashing]
 * Principal Brown: When I look at this painting I see a family that- [pauses to glare at Gumball and Darwin, who are mockingly copying him] -a family that has problems.
 * Anais: Principal Brown, if I may interrupt-
 * Principal Brown: Oh don't worry sweetie, it's not your fault. It's your fault! [He points accusingly at Richard, who's fast asleep]
 * Richard: [In his sleep] I'm sorry Princess Cheesecake, the Sausage Fairy made me do it.
 * Nicole: Sweetie, I had no idea we were such a terrible family. [Gumball and Darwin slide along Principal Brown's desk, giggling] Boys please!