Richard Watterson/Quotes


 * Richard and Egghead: "Freeze spell." (both gasp)
 * Richard: "You've got to go on without me. I'm stuck for the next 2 turns."


 * Richard: I'll be honest with ya, I broke 5 ribs, but it was all worth it, just to see your faces!"


 * Richard: "Come on, think outside the box! It's got everything we need -- a toilet, a...toilet..."


 * Richard: (race walking) "It's an Olympic event, you know!"

Richard: "Yep, that's exactly what happened last time!"
 * Richard: "Don't worry, girls! I've been in this situation before -- I'm going to kick the door open! (kicks door, Port-A-Potty tips over, dirty toilet water spills all over the three. Door remains closed.)


 * Richard: "Apocalypse, Apocla-tips -- it's all the same, smarty pants!"


 * Richard: "I'll do it for you, my little girl! ...And I need that key to the executive washroom."


 * Richard: "It's only funny when it happens to someone else!"


 * Richard: "Oh, yeah, I have no idea how that happened. It was wet when I put it in."

Nicole: "Um, who are you blaming here?" Richard': (whimpering)'' "The internet...?"
 * Richard: "Well, none of this would have happened if it wasn't for you!" (points at broken computer)
 * The Rest of the Family: "Yeah, I can agree with that."


 * Richard: (purposely making an excuse) "Oh, no! It seems I can't put them on! I'm afraid we can't go to the parents' evening."

Nicole: "I'm sorry, honey." Richard: : "It's because of you I'm mortal!" (runs off and cries)
 * Richard: "What? So you mean the president didn't really need my cape?"


 * Richard: "Watch your language, mister! Cheese is not to be invoked in vain in this house!"


 * Richard : "We grow up so fat!"


 * Darwin : "What happened to your clothes?"
 * Richard : "I ate them."