The End/Transcript

Too much telly

 * Can you think of a better way to spend our lives?
 * Dude, I can't even think. Has my heart stop beating?
 * and :
 * Keep flicking.
 * LISTEN, GUM, BALL, THE WORLD, WILL END IN 24 HOURS, SO LOOK FOR THE SIGNS
 * That was strange.
 * Yeah.
 * Keep flicking.
 * That was strange.
 * Yeah.
 * Keep flicking.

The Bus

 * THE END IS NEAR! THE END IS NEAR! THE END IS NEAR! THE END IS NEAR! For our discount sale, so hurry up.
 * THE END IS NEAR! THE END IS NEAR! THE END IS NEAR! THE END IS NEAR! For our discount sale, so hurry up.

The Schoolyard

 * That's weird. Where do you think those birds are going?
 * What? You want my sandwich? Here, you can have it Please, let me go! AHHHHH!
 * Okay, there's something going on here.
 * Yeah, first there was this weird message from the TV.
 * Then, the weird guy with the sign.
 * And now the animals are acting weird. What's going on?
 * Greetings organic units, would you be interested in signing up for the science glob excursion to watch the solar eclipse in exactly 24 hours?
 * and : 24 hours?
 * Uh, what exactly happens in a solar eclipse?
 * The Sun will be engulfed by the Moon and the world will be thrust into complete and unnatural darkness.
 * Whoa, uh, is this gonna be like... like a bad thing?
 * Well, the Mayans believed that it would signify the end of the world, but, of course, that was before the advent of science.
 * and : THE END OF THE WORLD!!
 * Yes, but obviously, it's just primitive nonsense...
 * and : IN 24 HOURS!!
 * Please, let me finish...
 * and : WE'RE DOOMED!!
 * I'll take that as a "yes".
 * I'll take that as a "yes".

The Hallway

 * 24 HOURS?! Oh, this is horrible! All the things I wanted to do in my life, all my plans... Ruined! RUINED!!!
 * You know, I've been thinking... 24 hours is actually quite a lot of time.
 * Hey, you're right! I mean, how many minutes are there in an hour? Like 60? So, that's like 60 times 24, which is... Three billion seconds!
 * That's like ages!
 * We've got to make every second count! You know, Darwin, I've never asked you, what do you wanna do with your life? What are your hopes and dreams? Who is Darwin Watterson?
 * Well, I guess, that makes me happy is helping other people who are less fortunate than ourselves due the circumstances beyond their control. So I'd like to start a charity for... Where are you going?
 * Dude, I don't think the end of the world is time to get charitable. And besides, you're getting a kind of boring. I think we're better off doing some of the things I wanna do.

At the Class

 * Darwin, what are we doing here?
 * Learning hard, so we can get a career, a home and feed our children in the future.
 * Darwin! There is no future! We need to make the most of it right now! No listening some baboon drone on about algebra!
 * Gumball, this is biology.
 * Oh, who cares?! It won't matter in 24 hours! Kiss me, Penny!
 * I’ve got a surprise for you today, children. A surprise test!
 * Well, I’ve got a surprise for you! I’m not gonna do the test because... It’s the end of the world, and nothing matters anymore! Not even this!  How's that for a surprise?  So, come on, everybody, let’s turn our last day on Earth into the biggest party EVER!
 * Woooo! Woooo!  Woo?
 * Woooo! Woooo!  Woo?

The Wedding

 * Ok, on second thoughts, spending three hours on detention wasn't the best use of our time. I'm gonna be late for my wedding now.
 * Wedding?
 * Yes, Darwin, my wedding.
 * By the power of the banana, it is my duty to ask if there's anyone here that has any reason why Gumball and Penny should not be joined in marriage. Speak now or forever hold your piece.
 * Actually, I've got more than one reason. Firstly, I'm 12 and so are you. Secondly, you didn't even propose to me, you just tried to marry me in the school corridor.
 * Hey, guys! Happy wedding!
 * And finally, this is not a wedding ring, it's a bagel. You know what? That shouldn't stop you for asking me again in 20 years.
 * But you don't have 20 years.
 * Shhh... I love her too much to let her know the truth Hey, wanna get married?
 * But you don't have 20 years.
 * Shhh... I love her too much to let her know the truth Hey, wanna get married?

The Wattersons'

 * Gumball, why do you have a perm?
 * It's just something I always wanted to do. So, mom, under normal circumstances, how long do you think I'm going to live for?
 * Well, you're grandfather lived to be 102, so I wouldn't worry sweetie.
 * Hmm. That's at least 90 more birthday presents. I'd like to make you can't refuse: I will combine all of my birthday presents in a one managable lump(?) present. So, can I have a pony after dinner?
 * What are you laughing at?
 * Nothing. Would you like a tutu with that?
 * If I get you a pony, you'll get bored of it in a day.
 * Not initially.
 * Okay... I'll get you a pony.
 * Thank you, finally!
 * As soon as your father starts laying golden eggs.
 * I haven't given up yet!
 * All right. I was going to spare you, guys, but... Okay... This morning, TV spoke to me, and here's what it said. So, basically, there's gonna be this solar eclipse, and... it's gonna be the end of the world.
 * No one believes us.
 * Have you try to do something about it?!
 * Well, Gumball got a perm and tried to get married. I mostly got an ice-cream and a road on the roller-coaster.
 * That's not what I'm talking about! We need to plan our survival! Apocalypse or not, the Wattersons will LIVE ON!!!
 * No one believes us.
 * Have you try to do something about it?!
 * Well, Gumball got a perm and tried to get married. I mostly got an ice-cream and a road on the roller-coaster.
 * That's not what I'm talking about! We need to plan our survival! Apocalypse or not, the Wattersons will LIVE ON!!!

Getting the supplies

 * Come on, come on! We need to go faster!!
 * Dad, I think you need to take the handbrake off.
 * GOOD IDEA!
 * Dad, you're in reverse.
 * CORRECT! LET'S WALK!
 * First thing you do in a emergency is going to the department and buy anything you can.
 * Hey! No running in the supermarket.
 * Ok! Let's race walk.
 * This is pretty effective.
 * Well, it's an Olympic event, you know? Now, you grab as much food as possible!
 * AH! Queue! We don't have time for that!
 * Look dad! The self service isle!
 * Unexpected item in the bagging area.
 * Please, try scanning more slowly.
 * Insufficient scanning speed. Please, try scanning faster. A little bit faster.  A little bit faster.  Scan successful.
 * YES!
 * Item unrecognized.
 * Unexpected item in cranial area. Please, rescan.
 * Insufficient scanning speed.
 * AHHH!!!
 * Hey! Come back here! You didn't pay for that!
 * Insufficient scanning speed. Please, try scanning faster. A little bit faster.  A little bit faster.  Scan successful.
 * YES!
 * Item unrecognized.
 * Unexpected item in cranial area. Please, rescan.
 * Insufficient scanning speed.
 * AHHH!!!
 * Hey! Come back here! You didn't pay for that!
 * Insufficient scanning speed.
 * AHHH!!!
 * Hey! Come back here! You didn't pay for that!
 * Hey! Come back here! You didn't pay for that!

The Bunker

 * Dad, is this really necessary?
 * Absolutely. In every disaster movie I've ever seen, the family survives by hiding in a bunker.
 * Richard, that's not a bunker, it's a toilet.
 * C'mon, guys. Think of what's inside the box (?). This's got everything we need: toilet, ahh...
 * I don't think we're all going to fit in there.
 * We have to.
 * Dad, for the last time, there won't be any apocalypse, it's just an eclipse.
 * Apocalypse, apocla-tips... It's all the same smartypants.
 * I think this may be easier if you left the TV outside.
 * Nicole, you're describing a world where you won't like to live in. I'll sacrifice myself.
 * Look, honey, why don't you and the boys stay in here and keep acting completely out-of-context, while Anais and I sit outside and watch the eclipse?
 * and : NOOOOOOOOO!!!
 * Boys, what do you think are doing?
 * We're sacrificing ourselves for your survival. After the apocalypse, you guys, will have to repopulate the Earth.
 * Tell the children of the future of our heroism. I sacrifice.
 * and : We love you!
 * Gumball Watterson, come back here inmediately! I'm not spending the afternoon in a toilet!
 * and : We love you!
 * Gumball Watterson, come back here inmediately! I'm not spending the afternoon in a toilet!
 * and : We love you!
 * Gumball Watterson, come back here inmediately! I'm not spending the afternoon in a toilet!

The End

 * This is it, buddy.
 * I'm proud of spending my lasts moments with you, Gumball.
 * Me too. Here it comes.
 * Duuuude, you just got moooooned!
 * What is wrong with that guy?
 * That was a bit anti-climatic.
 * Yeah. But at least we've learned something today, that every moment of our lives should be lived to the fullest, because it can be very long or very short, my friend.
 * That is very true, Gumball. So, what do you wanna do now?
 * Uhmm... TV?
 * Yeah.
 * Richard, do something!
 * Don't worry, girls, I've been in this situation before! I'm going to kick the door open. Yup, that's exactly what happened last time.
 * Yeah.
 * Richard, do something!
 * Don't worry, girls, I've been in this situation before! I'm going to kick the door open. Yup, that's exactly what happened last time.
 * Don't worry, girls, I've been in this situation before! I'm going to kick the door open. Yup, that's exactly what happened last time.