The Password/Transcript

Race for the computer!

 * [The episode begins with Gumball, Darwin and Anais sleeping. Soon, the alarm clock alarms making them wake up grumpily]


 * IT'S MY TURN!


 * NO!, IT IS MINE!


 * NO!, IT'S MY TURN!


 * [They fight for the computer, but Gumball manages to sit on the chair. However while on the chair, Darwin quickly throws a pencil-holder with pencils in it (pointy side up) on the chair. Gumball cries while sitting on the pencils]


 * : Good move, but I can take it.


 * [Gumball opens the computer, but there's a password]


 * ,  and : Password?


 * But who?


 * Richard comes from the behind the door, revealing himself. He closes the door]


 * : [Demonic voice] I did it.


 * Have you just spent the whole night hiding behind that door for dramatic effect?


 * [Demonic voice] No.


 * Then why does it looks like your bladder is about to explode?


 * [Richard sounds like Nicole]


 * You kids spend too much time on that thing! You should be playing outside.


 * Why do I have a feeling that you sound like mom right now?


 * [Richard doesn't know what to say, Nicole opens the door, and sends a note to Richard]


 * : Your mother has nothing to do with this! I take full responsibility for being the bad cop this time. Read this so you sleep on the couch tonight.


 * [Nicole closes the door]


 * [Whispering] Sorry guys, you know she can be a real dragon sometimes.


 * I HEARD THAT!


 * [Nicole breaths fire. The fire comes through the door.]


 * [Richard goes out of the room]

Whats the password?

 * [Gumball finds himself sitting on mid-air while Anais tries to guess the password. Gumball pulls Anais (while she's on the seat) towards the door.]


 * But it's my turn!


 * [Gumball takes her out the room]


 * Uh! HEY! C'mon!, you promised!


 * Try the word Password.


 * Ha, c'mon. Even Dad's not that dumb.


 * [Darwin raises one eyebrow. Gumball types "password", but the password is incorrect]


 * Ha, it can't be that complicated. Let's just use our heads.


 * [Gumball and Darwin bang their heads on the keyboard, then a password clue appears]


 * Password clue: favorite child?


 * Ooh...ah...ouch. Sorry man. This is awkward.


 * [Gumball types his name in the password box, but the password is incorrect]


 * What the what?


 * [Gasps] Really? [Cries] This moment is so much bigger than me. I would like to thank my parents, and my manager.


 * [Darwin (while crying) types his name in the password box, but the password is incorrect]


 * [Anais is banging on the door in the background]


 * Well if it's not you, and its not me then who could the favorite child be?


 * [Anais (still banging on the door in the background) is heard.]


 * [Gumball and Darwin run to the door]


 * Anais, who would dad's favorite child be if it wasn't me or Darwin?


 * [Gumball and Darwin both gasp and run back to the computer.]


 * [Gumball enters "Anais" in the password box. He clicks enter and the password is correct]


 * Yes!


 * [Darwin does a victory dance]


 * What are you doing?


 * A victory dance, we cracked the password!


 * [Gumball turns off the computer]


 * It doesn't matter. Don't you get it? Anais is the favorite child.


 * Yeah but-oh.


 * [Darwin does a sad dance]


 * What is that?


 * It's a sad dance.


 * Oh! Okay.


 * [Gumball does a sad dance with Darwin]

Who is the favorite?

 * [Gumball, Darwin, Anais, and Richard are at the table eating breakfast]


 * Alright! So here's the plan to get me to be the favorite! First we-


 * [Darwin interrupts Gumball]


 * Wait, why do you get to be the favorite?!


 * Well because, you're...you know? Technically...from a biological point of view- [clears throat] you know...?


 * No, actually I don't. Why don't you tell me?


 * It's because you're...already my favorite! Huh?


 * [Darwin slowly smiles. He tries to resist, but his smile is too strong]


 * Ha ha! I knew it would work.


 * [Still smiling] Darn you.


 * Anyway, I'm not the enemy. [Camera goes to Anais being petted by Richard. They are at the other side of the table] Look at her over there acting all innocent.


 * [Hums happily]


 * [Imitates Anais while making a face] She knows she's the favorite.


 * Maybe we're overreacting.


 * Overreacting? Dude! They're even finishing each others-


 * -Sandwiches!


 * What? No. Sentences.


 * Sweetie, can I finish your-


 * Sandwich? Sure [Laughs happily] See you later!


 * [Richard eats her sandwich]


 * Sandwiches as well? Oh man, this is total-


 * [Gumball pauses to let Darwin finish his sentence. Darwin does not grasp this, and there a long pause. Gumball sighs.]


 * Sentences!


 * Aw. This is so unfair. Why is she the favorite anyway?


 * Well, maybe because she's nice to him.


 * Well, lets be even nicer!

Being Nice

 * [Both Gumball and Darwin smile (freakishly) at Richard (who is reading a newspaper). He notices their smiles. He smiles back. They continue (freakishly) smiling at him. Richard gets scared and covers his face with the newspaper. He is still disturbed by their smiles despite this.]


 * Uh-I'm gonna make another sandwich! [Runs off to kitchen. Gumball and Darwin follow after him (literally in a flash).]


 * Please dad, sit down. We'll do it-wait! Even better, we'll carry you there! [Lifts Richard with Darwin]


 * No wait a-[Gets bumped into a wall] P-please put me down!


 * [Gumball and Darwin carry Richard back to the table]


 * [To Darwin] Quick! Put him in his chair.


 * [They dump him on his chair. But then he somehow misses, and his large tooth gets stuck on the table]


 * Oh. Sorry Mr. Dad.


 * [Richard tries to pull his tooth out. Gumball comes back from the kitchen, carrying a very large and tall sandwich]


 * And sorry for keeping you waiting. [Sets down plate with the large sandwich] Here you go. An all-you-can-eat sandwich!


 * [Still with tooth stuck in the table] How do you know I deserve it?


 * Well, of course you deserve it. [Takes sandwich] Here-


 * [Darwin pulls Richard's ears, and Richard gets his tooth out of the table]


 * -let us help you! [Gumball drops the whole sandwich into Richard's mouth. Richard starts choking]


 * I think he's trying to say something.


 * [Richard continues choking on the sandwich]


 * Oh, sorry. It's a bit dry. Here, have some mayo!


 * [Gumball squirts lots of mayonnaise into Richard's mouth. The mayo starts spilling from his nose, mouth and eyes]


 * Dude, he's choking.


 * [Gumball and Darwin run around, panicking. Then they go back to Richard]


 * Do the Heimlich maneuver!


 * [Gumball attempts to wraps his arms around Richard]


 * I-I cant! He's too fat-


 * Ah! That's not a very nice word.


 * He's got too much personality! [Gumball unwraps his arms from Richard, who then falls on his back] 


 * Come on!


 * [The two go on top of the table]


 * 3, 2, 1!


 * [They both jump at the same time on Richard's belly. Richard continuously spews all the contents of the large sandwich he was fed in a fountain. Gumball and Darwin (still on his belly) watch the unending fountain.]

A Nice Hot Bath

 * Dad, we're sorry about the sandwich thing so we made you a bath.


 * But I don't need a bath!


 * Don't be silly. Just try it!


 * I don't know but the candles on the water in the floor doesn't seem-

''[Richard walk on a soap then slipped, then he trips the shower curtain and a candle fall on the curtain made the curtain on fire. Richard scared then jumps into the bathtub]''


 * Ah. [The water start getting very hot and Richard's body turning red] Hot! HOOOOOOOOT!

Save Richard From A Dog
[Richard ran down the stairs then hide behind the chair and look around then ran outside and enter his car]


 * Ah finally. Some peace and quiet.

[A dog appear behind him and start attacking Richard]


 * So remind me how is this suppose to work.


 * It is easy. You point on the situation and save him. Then we become his favorites.