The Procrastinators/Transcript

You are Procrastinators

 * Wait, what?
 * You are procrastinators.
 * What does that mean?
 * Procrastinators: derived from the Mexican word, "Procratalamation" which means mid-night snack, and the viking word "Astinator" which means puckered cheese. It describes a person who sits on a sandwich in the dark.
 * Of course I don't know, dude. You know how I use a dictionary.
 * Aaaaah!
 * A procrastinator is someone who always avoids their responsibilities by doing something else instead.
 * Ha! Ha! That's ridiculous.
 * Gumball, you're such a procrastinator that you were four years old before you finished your first sentence, and even then it was "I'll do it tomorrow". Look, I'm going to the grocery store. I'll be back at five, and the trash better be gone!
 * Fine, we'll show you that we're not prosthetic actors.
 * You mean that you're not movie stars with bionic body parts?
 * Crime investigators!
 * : It's procrastinators.
 * : You're such a smug-face-inator.
 * : Hey! Stop wasting time and take out the trash, unless you want to face the Ter-mom-inator.
 * I'll be back. At around five.
 * Don't worry mom, we'll get right on it!
 * : It's procrastinators.
 * : You're such a smug-face-inator.
 * : Hey! Stop wasting time and take out the trash, unless you want to face the Ter-mom-inator.
 * I'll be back. At around five.
 * Don't worry mom, we'll get right on it!
 * Don't worry mom, we'll get right on it!
 * Don't worry mom, we'll get right on it!

Elmore Plus

 * Shouldn't we be taking out the trash?
 * Hold on, hold on. I have to moan about it on Elmore Plus first.
 * OMG GOT 2 SL@V3 AWAY TKING OUT THE TRASH . . . SMH
 * Dude, you spelt "trash" right.
 * Oh, yeah.
 * Add some little face things.
 * Hm, should I add yolo?
 * What! No dude, have some self respect. Just put #swag.
 * Alright. Alright, let's get on with it.
 * Hold on, let's just check if anything else interesting is happening on Elmore Plus.
 * Ok, but quickly.
 * What the what! Dude, we were only on Elmore Plus for a second and almost half an hour passed.
 * Let me try.
 * Dude, Elmore Plus really put some "pro" in the "procrastinating".
 * It's far too dangerous. By the time we're finished, we'll have more wrinkles than a toe after a bath. We need to leave. Now!
 * Eh.
 * What the what! Dude, we were only on Elmore Plus for a second and almost half an hour passed.
 * Let me try.
 * Dude, Elmore Plus really put some "pro" in the "procrastinating".
 * It's far too dangerous. By the time we're finished, we'll have more wrinkles than a toe after a bath. We need to leave. Now!
 * Eh.
 * Eh.
 * Eh.

11:30 AM

 * How do I look?
 * Like a movie star's dad.
 * How about me?
 * Awesome, like a handsome leather shoe.
 * Cool.
 * Cool.

11:45 AM

 * Hey watch this.
 * Eh, not bad.
 * Eh, not bad.
 * Eh, not bad.

12:00 PM

 * Do do do do do do. He he!
 * What are you doing?
 * I'm practicing my moonwalk!
 * That's not how you moonwalk, dude. Watch, and learn.
 * Dude, you're breaking the laws of the game, and the laws of physics!
 * What? I cant hear you! In space, no one can hear you whine.
 * Well in space, no one can breath without a helmet.
 * What? I cant hear you! In space, no one can hear you whine.
 * Well in space, no one can breath without a helmet.

12:15 PM

 * and : Food Fight!
 * Pea squadron, we have visual on our carrot target.
 * General Support talking, you have permission to move in!
 * Wait! There's a patrol unit of sweet corn!
 * They are popping! I repeat, they are popping! We're still in mor-
 * This is sector four. You have ten seconds before sausage airstrike. That's ten seconds-
 * No, wait sir! There are peas still in their pod!
 * -Five seconds…
 * Abort! Abort!
 * Four…
 * I said abort!
 * Three… two…one…
 * That was not as fun as I thought it would be.
 * I think I've lost my appetite.
 * I said abort!
 * Three… two…one…
 * That was not as fun as I thought it would be.
 * I think I've lost my appetite.
 * I think I've lost my appetite.

12:30 PM

 * What are you doing?
 * I'm Treasure hunting.
 * Dude, there's nothing interesting down there.
 * Oh really?
 * Eugh! That milk chocolate bar is so old, it must have turned into cheese chocolate. Just throw it away.
 * Are you kidding me? Cheese and chocolate are two of my favorite things!
 * Dude, stop. You clearly don't like it.
 * My body just has to learn to like it.
 * See? Such is the power of the mind over the
 * Dude, stop. You clearly don't like it.
 * My body just has to learn to like it.
 * See? Such is the power of the mind over the
 * See? Such is the power of the mind over the

1:00 PM

 * Dude, I'm not sure this is a good idea.
 * I bet you a dollar that nothing breaks.
 * You're on!
 * Haha! Cough up.
 * Thank you, and thank you!
 * Haha! Cough up.
 * Thank you, and thank you!
 * Thank you, and thank you!

1:30 PM

 * This staring match is boring. How can we spice it up?
 * Like this? Or like this!?
 * Like this? Or like this!?

1:45 PM

 * Hey dude, can you do this?
 * No. But can you do this?
 * Not bad. But can you do this?
 * Not bad, but can you do this?
 * No. But how about this? Oh hi!
 * How about this?
 * Yeah!? Well can you fit your whole arm in your mouth?
 * I can fit two-and a leg!
 * How about this?
 * How about this?
 * How about this?

2:00 PM

 * Are you ready for the fire sauce challenge?
 * Eh, not so bad.
 * Meh.
 * Hehe! Some people just can't handle their hot sauce-
 * Hehe! Some people just can't handle their hot sauce-
 * Hehe! Some people just can't handle their hot sauce-
 * Hehe! Some people just can't handle their hot sauce-

2:45 PM

 * Nah. This laser pit is garbage.
 * Nah. This laser pit is garbage.

3:15 PM

 * Ok, I guess it's time.
 * That clock was driving me nuts.
 * That clock was driving me nuts.

Who will be the best looking girl?

 * Okay, who will be the best looking girl? One, two, three!
 * Oh, you notice something?
 * More makeup! I think mom's got some in her bed Whoa!
 * Oh, you notice something?
 * More makeup! I think mom's got some in her bed Whoa!

3:25 PM

 * Perfect.
 * So, are you gonna teach me to play now?
 * Yes Darwin. But remember: chess is a very complex and strategic game. You do not play the board, you play your opponent.
 * Like how?
 * Like this!
 * Yes Darwin. But remember: chess is a very complex and strategic game. You do not play the board, you play your opponent.
 * Like how?
 * Like this!

Drawing Pictures

 * Okay, finished! Go on, show yours.
 * No, you first.
 * Okay. Both at the same time.
 * and : Three, two, one!
 * Dude! We were supposed to be doing portraits. Why would you add a scary clown through the window inside  of a beautiful-
 * I've got a telegram for Gumball and Darwin Watterson. "Take out the the trash, it could be done in a flash. If you can do the math, you can avoid your mom's wrath. Signed, Nicole Watterson."
 * Dude! We were supposed to be doing portraits. Why would you add a scary clown through the window inside  of a beautiful-
 * I've got a telegram for Gumball and Darwin Watterson. "Take out the the trash, it could be done in a flash. If you can do the math, you can avoid your mom's wrath. Signed, Nicole Watterson."

Deleting Gumball's Elmore Plus account (4:45 PM)

 * Well, I guess we got to do it at some point.
 * That's it! I'm deleting my Elmore Plus account. Ok, are you sure?  Yes. Are you really sure?  Yes. Are you absolutely sure? Yes  I'm absolutely sure! For security reasons, please enter the word in the box below. Okay, uh-
 * Aha! Just click confirm…
 * AH! THIS IS HOW YOU DELETE AN ELMORE PLUS ACCOUNT- Hold on.  Need to get those little screws at the back. THIS IS HOW YOU DELETE AN ELMORE PLUS ACCOUNT  Yah!
 * Aha! Just click confirm…
 * AH! THIS IS HOW YOU DELETE AN ELMORE PLUS ACCOUNT- Hold on.  Need to get those little screws at the back. THIS IS HOW YOU DELETE AN ELMORE PLUS ACCOUNT  Yah!
 * AH! THIS IS HOW YOU DELETE AN ELMORE PLUS ACCOUNT- Hold on.  Need to get those little screws at the back. THIS IS HOW YOU DELETE AN ELMORE PLUS ACCOUNT  Yah!
 * AH! THIS IS HOW YOU DELETE AN ELMORE PLUS ACCOUNT- Hold on.  Need to get those little screws at the back. THIS IS HOW YOU DELETE AN ELMORE PLUS ACCOUNT  Yah!

I'm out of procrastination Ideas. Or am I?

 * Oh man. I'm out of "procrastellation" ideas.
 * Looks like we'll have to take out the trash after all.

5:00 PM

 * Oh my gosh, it's five PM!
 * Did you take out the trash?
 * and : Mhm.
 * Good! Now take the groceries, and put them away!
 * and : Yeah, sure.
 * We're cooked!
 * Not yet!
 * We're cooked!
 * Not yet!

Taking Out The Trash

 * Uh, can I have some more of the sports section?
 * Can someone please explain to me how this happened?
 * ...wrong bag.
 * ...wrong bag.