User blog comment:Porky McPork/Crappy Riddle Time/@comment-5961377-20130908145013

This isn't a riddle, but I'm posting it anyway.

"We're not gonna do anything violent are we? Remember, I'm a pacifist!"

"Yeah, but think about it. You can't spell 'pacifist' without 'fist', which you need to throw a punch, and always leads to fighting - the precursor to a full-out battle, which is ultimately the first step on the ineffable road to war! Time to just admit you've got a natural born pacifist lust for murder!"