The Third/Transcript

The Bedroom

 * We still have 24 hours 'til we go back to school!
 * 24 whole hours of fun!
 * So, what shall we do?
 * Shoot some hoops?
 * Nah, it's boring.
 * Water fight?
 * Nah, that's boring too... and wet.
 * I know!
 * I know!
 * I know!

The Backyard

 * It's time to play...
 * and : Dodge or Dare!!!
 * Roll the dice, pick a...! Who am I kidding? We're bored of this as well. Why are these games so boring now?
 * Ah! Darwin, maybe it's not the games,  maybe we are bored of each other.
 * NO! Don't say that! It can't be!
 * It's the truth, Darwin and you know it, and the sooner we accept it, the better will be for everyone.
 * So what are you saying? You don't wanna hang out with me anymore?
 * Of course I wanna hang out with you. I'm just saying that things have got a little... stale.
 * So, what should we do about it?
 * THAT'S IT!
 * We should become ants?
 * No, we need to find a third best friend.
 * Three best friends?
 * Won't it be a bit... weird?
 * It's only weird if we make it weird. Do you find it weird?
 * No if you don't.
 * OK then, let's get ourselves a new buddy.
 * My cookie...
 * No if you don't.
 * OK then, let's get ourselves a new buddy.
 * My cookie...
 * My cookie...

The Hallway

 * School is full of people and all we've got to do is pick one to be our new best friend.
 * How about her?
 * How about not?
 * William?
 * I don't know... He's just a bit...
 * and : ...creepy
 * Peek-a-boo!
 * Hey Joe!
 * Peek-a-boo!
 * You wanna play with us for a bit?
 * Yeah!
 * Hey guys! Seen this? Ah?
 * Ahahahaha! Ahahahaha!
 * Oh! Hahahaha! Hahahaha!
 * Wait! Wait! Look at this! Wahahaha!
 * Great!
 * I can do other stuff too! Ah!  See that? I slipped over myself!
 * What do you think?
 * Uhh... He's a bit of a one-trick pony...
 * Yeah, let's go.
 * Okay, Joe! We'll... be in touch!
 * Hey, one more thing! Before you go! Ready?
 * .... Oh.
 * Wait! Wait! Look at this! Wahahaha!
 * Great!
 * I can do other stuff too! Ah!  See that? I slipped over myself!
 * What do you think?
 * Uhh... He's a bit of a one-trick pony...
 * Yeah, let's go.
 * Okay, Joe! We'll... be in touch!
 * Hey, one more thing! Before you go! Ready?
 * .... Oh.
 * .... Oh.
 * .... Oh.

The Schoolyard

 * So, how do we play this game, "punchies"?
 * It's easy! You just give each other digs in the arm. Like this! Ahhhh!
 * Your turn has terminated. Commencing my turn.
 * Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh!

The Cafeteria

 * Finding a friend is harder than I thought...
 * Hey! I heard you're looking for a third.
 * Yeah, but it's proven a little...
 * Stop looking. I am.
 * W-Well, Leslie, i-it's not as simple...
 * So, what are you having for lunch? Oh! Beef stew! Me too!
 * We're having pizza...
 * Let's sit together! I'm going in the middle. Oh, this is so much fun! From now on, we can do everything together...  FOREVER!
 * We're having pizza...
 * Let's sit together! I'm going in the middle. Oh, this is so much fun! From now on, we can do everything together...  FOREVER!

The Bathroom

 * Uff, I think we lost him.
 * Finding a friend is really hard.
 * Yeah, what would you really want from a friend?
 * Well, they should be athletic to protect us from bullies, rich so we can play with their toys, have a colourful personality and most of all, be really good at listening.
 * Hey, guys! I couldn't help, mmm, listening to everything you just said, and I... uh... think you're in luck. Athletic? Check. Rich? Check.  Colourful? Check-a-lecka-ding-dong.
 * You know what, guys? I'll be your friend.
 * Really?
 * Uh huh. For 20 bucks.
 * What?!
 * I'll give you a moment to think about it.
 * I dunno about this, Darwin.
 * But this is what we've been looking for. He's perfect!
 * I suppose it's only 10 bucks each.
 * Yeah... About that: can I borrow 10 bucks?
 * Fine...
 * Great!
 * Man, this is gonna be awesome!
 * Hey, hey, guys! Wait up! Guys!
 * Man, this is gonna be awesome!
 * Hey, hey, guys! Wait up! Guys!
 * Hey, hey, guys! Wait up! Guys!

At Home

 * And then, Tobias said: "I know you're, but, what am I?" And everyone laughed!
 * And then I said: "You..."
 * Oh, yeah! And then Tobias showed me this really cool thing where shake your hands behind your back and say: "Nice to meet me". And everyone laughed!
 * He's a really cool guy!
 * Well, he's OK, but...
 * What do you mean he's OK? He's the best guy EVER!
 * It's not like you've played with him your whole life.
 * I meant as would have. I feel I've known him forever.
 * Gumball!
 * I'm sorry, that must just have fallen off my fork. Anyway, the funniest thing happened to me today: as I was going into the classroom...
 * That's great. Now, tell me more about this Tobias guy.
 * Gumball!
 * I'm sorry, that must just have fallen off my fork. Anyway, the funniest thing happened to me today: as I was going into the classroom...
 * That's great. Now, tell me more about this Tobias guy.
 * That's great. Now, tell me more about this Tobias guy.

Trustball

 * Everyone, pair up! And make sure it's with your best friend, because we're playing Trustball.
 * Great! Now I finally get to spend some time with... Ahhhh!!!
 * Darwin!!!
 * Hey, Gumball. Tobias was just telling me about his new computer game’s console.
 * Yeah, yeah, it’s the Z Station. They are not even out yet.
 * Let’s play tonight! Sleepover at yours?
 * Yes, sure! We can have a sleepover. 20 bucks.
 * 10 bucks. I’m not coming.
 * You’re not?
 * No! I’m having a sleepover with my new best friend Alex!
 * Alan.
 * Alan. We’re gonna play Dodge or Dare all night!
 * You are?
 * We are?
 * Yeah. And it’s gonna be loads more fun than some stupid computer game!
 * Great! Looks like all is tiptop then. See you later! Oh, can I borrow 10 bucks?  Thanks! Wait for me, Tobias!
 * Great! Looks like all is tiptop then. See you later! Oh, can I borrow 10 bucks?  Thanks! Wait for me, Tobias!

At the Backyard, part 1

 * Ah, come on, Adrian! Roll the dice! Roll the dice!
 * I can’t! I’ve got no hands!
 * Argh! Fine! I’ll do it for you! Six. Right. Pick a card!
 * I still have no hands!
 * Argh, do I have to do everything?!
 * Listen, Gumball, do you really wanna be doing this? I mean, we’ve never even hung out before, and now we are having a sleepover.
 * Did I ask for your opinion, Alfred?!
 * Can I at least call my mom?
 * Fine! But keep it quick!
 * Still no hands.
 * Number!!!
 * Number!!!

In front of Tobias’ house

 * This is going to be the most fun you’ve ever had!
 * All is for just 10 bucks!

At the Backyard, part 2

 * Catch!
 * Ahhhh!
 * What are you doing?
 * No hands!
 * Oh...
 * Look, Gumball. What’s really going on here?
 * Oh, Arthur. Who am I kidding? I’m not having as much fun as I’ve been making out. All I can think of is Darwin!
 * Go to him!
 * Huh?
 * Your best buddy is about to play computer games with someone who’s rich, athletic, multi-colored and a good listener! He’ll never play Dodge or Dare with you again!
 * Ah! We were the best friends forever and now I’ll just be a memory! I have to get my best buddy back! Ah, but it’s too late!
 * Dude, it’s never too late for friendship!
 * Yes! I’ll never forget you, Adam! Andrew? Alice?

Gumball’s race

 * Hey, kid, please lend me your bike! I’m about to lose my best friend!
 * Okay! 50 bucks!
 * Arghhhh! 20 bucks!
 * 70!
 * Arghhhhhhhh!!!!!
 * Get out of the way!
 * I can’t!
 * Get out of the way!
 * I’m a brick wall!
 * Hey, Max, what’s this all the commotion?
 * Ah! Oh! Ah! Ahhhhhhh!!!
 * Hey, kid, you can’t go that way!
 * No time! I wish... I'd listened... to that guy!
 * Feel like I’m missing something...
 * Missing something? What?
 * Ah, never mind. I already forgot.
 * By the power of friendship!
 * Oh, man!.. Ah! Ah!! Ah!!! Ah!!! Ah!!! Ah!!! Ah!!! Ah!!! Oh, gosh! Darn it!!! Ah! Ah!  All is because of the stupid ants and the stupid cookie! This is all their fault!  "Uoo! Look at me! I’m a third!" The stupid, stupid ants!!! Woo! Made it to the top! Eeeeee! Woo-hoo! Oh! Ahhhh!!!  Ahhhhh!!!! I’m coming for you, buddy!!!! Hold on...
 * By the power of friendship!
 * Oh, man!.. Ah! Ah!! Ah!!! Ah!!! Ah!!! Ah!!! Ah!!! Ah!!! Oh, gosh! Darn it!!! Ah! Ah!  All is because of the stupid ants and the stupid cookie! This is all their fault!  "Uoo! Look at me! I’m a third!" The stupid, stupid ants!!! Woo! Made it to the top! Eeeeee! Woo-hoo! Oh! Ahhhh!!!  Ahhhhh!!!! I’m coming for you, buddy!!!! Hold on...

At Tobias’ house

 * Where’s Darwin?!!!!! What did you do with my friend?!
 * Uh... He’s in the garden... I think...
 * Gumball!
 * Dude, I’m outside.
 * Oh...
 * I can’t believe you were gonna play computer game with Tobias.
 * But you played Dodge or Dare with someone else.
 * I didn’t mean anything. I don’t even like Adam.
 * Alan.
 * No, whatever.
 * Best friends?
 * Forever!
 * and : Yay!
 * Hey guys, shall I plug in a third controller, or what?
 * and : No!
 * and : Yay!
 * Hey guys, shall I plug in a third controller, or what?
 * and : No!
 * and : No!