Gumball Watterson/Quotes


 * "I think cheese is better than cake, because you can have cheesecake, but you can't have cake-cheese!"


 * [getting up a large hill using a tricycle borrowed from a little girl] "GOSH DARN IT!" [Gumball's Echo]


 * "79% of stair accidents happen on the stairs."


 * "Aww, nobody cares about the summer of '83!"


 * [cheering up Darwin] "It's better to have loved, and watched that love burn before your very eyes, than to have never loved at all."


 * [Mr. Robinson is slowly parking behind a car while Gumball believes that he is being run over] "I just saw my life flash before my eyes! And it's boring!"


 * "Welcome home, Mr. Robinson! I booby-trapped your front door!"


 * [after reading a letter that states Gaylord Robinson will be assassinated at the talent show] "This is terrible! No, wait, this is what I've been waiting for!"


 * [yelling at a squirrel] "There is no happy place!" [Gumball's Echo]


 * "Hey Penny, I love you. Your painting! I love your painting!"


 * "I love you! ...Ugh! What did I say that for?!"


 * [reading Penny's note] "Will you be the jelly in my peanut butter sandwich?"


 * "Do you know what I do when I feel like a loser? I look at this." [holds up a photo of a comical gopher holding up a large barbell]'


 * "Stop throwing stuff at me!!! I'm innocent!"


 * "I am a predator, hear me roar! [meows]


 * "Hey how its going?"


 * [almost gets hit by a bucket full of solid concrete] ''"What the WHAT?!"