The Responsible/Transcript


 * [Richard attempting to put his pants on]
 * Richard: Oh, no! It seems I can't put them on. I'm afraid we can't go to the parent's evening.
 * [Nicole takes Richard's pants, puts belt together and zips them]
 * Nicole: Ready to go.
 * [Doorbell rings, Nicole opens the door]
 * Nicole: Ah.
 * Babysitter: Hi. I'm here to sit on the baby.
 * Nicole: [confused] What?
 * Babysitter: Well, duh! I'm the babysitter!
 * [Nicole shuts the door]


 * Nicole: Richard, where did you find that guy?
 * Richard: On the Internet?
 * [Richard's belt breaks, pants loosen]
 * Nicole: [sighs] Where am I going to find a babysitter at this time?
 * Gumball: Ahem!
 * [Gumball shows hands to Darwin, who returns it, presenting themselves]
 * Nicole: [sighs] I can't believe I'm going to say this. I guess you guys are old enough to babysit?
 * Gumball and Darwin: Us?
 * Nicole: Yes, you. But promise you'll be responsible.
 * Gumball: I promise to be the most responsible kid and will handle my responsibilities in the most responsible way.
 * Darwin: Yeah, responsible!
 * Nicole: You have no idea what responsible means, do you?
 * Gumball and Darwin: Nah.
 * Nicole: It means acting like a grownup. And most of all, it means taking care of your little sister.
 * Anais: What?!
 * Nicole: Can I trust you guys to do that?
 * Gumball: Come on, Mom. We were born reprehensible.
 * Nicole: Responsible.
 * Gumball: Yeah, that's what I meant.
 * Nicole: Richard, put your pants on. We're off.
 * Richard: No!
 * Nicole: Richard. Pants on.
 * Richard: No!