The Money/Transcript

At Joyful Burger

 * : Look at me. What do you see? I'm still a child. Nothing in my life has been decided yet. I am free. I haven't sold out to a job I hate, I don't have to be part of this dirty rat race that ruined the world chasing money I don't need to buy stuff I don't want, I'm free to make my own choices! So yes, Larry, I will have fries with that.
 * : Sorry, it's just another phase. Last week, he only wanted to eat food he hunted himself.
 * : He broke down when he had to chop the baby carrots.
 * : Are you implying I don't live up to my own beliefs?
 * : Do you know what implying means?
 * : No.
 * : Then yes.
 * : Stop making fun of your brother's principles! He might take it as a challenge and make our lives a nightmare!
 * : So that's three kids' meals, a salad, and forty-seven double cheeseburgers.
 * : Forty-sev... Richard!
 * : Relax! I asked for Swiss cheese. It's healthier.
 * : What? How?
 * : It's got holes in it.
 * : [sighs] Let's make that one cheeseburger and some carrot sticks.
 * : What?! If you don't feed me properly, how do you expect me to keep my six-pack?
 * : Your what?!
 * : [grabs his belly and squishes it] You'll miss this when it's gone!
 * : That's seventeen bucks, fifteen cents.
 * : Uh-huh.
 * : I'm sorry, the card has been declined. It says "insufficient funds."
 * : I don't understand! There should be money on that card! Where's it all gone?
 * : Hmm... I don't want to point the finger, but... [points at Richard] Dad! What did you do with the money?
 * : Well, I did what all the business sharks do to avoid getting fined. I transferred it to an off-shore bank account!
 * : Richard, what exactly have you done with my- I'm sorry, our- no, wait, actually, MY money?
 * : Like I said, I put it off-shore.
 * : [back in the present] But not converting it into gold!
 * : Step back! She's gonna severely reprimand him!
 * : Don't worry, kids! I'll stop her with my irresistible charm!
 * : We're broke!
 * : Wait, we can't afford the water bills now. This is all we have. Drink up!
 * : OK, there might be a less gross solution. We're filming a commercial for Joyful Burger in here later.
 * : So?
 * : So, you guys are the ideal Joyful Burger family!
 * : What do you mean?
 * : Not too attractive, not too intelligent, totally dysfunctional, you guys have got it all! And, you'll get paid!
 * : Where do we sign?
 * : No! We're not gonna let ourselves become cliches for a quick corporate book! We're the Wattersons, and we don't sell out. [holds the contract and makes a sound like burning it with fire]]
 * : What's that?
 * : I symbolically burned it. Because I'm not allowed to use a real lighter.
 * : Wait, are you guys already convinced? I haven't even done my rant about the little... [Gumball catches up with the family, so his dialogue gets quieter]
 * : So, you guys are the ideal Joyful Burger family!
 * : What do you mean?
 * : Not too attractive, not too intelligent, totally dysfunctional, you guys have got it all! And, you'll get paid!
 * : Where do we sign?
 * : No! We're not gonna let ourselves become cliches for a quick corporate book! We're the Wattersons, and we don't sell out. [holds the contract and makes a sound like burning it with fire]]
 * : What's that?
 * : I symbolically burned it. Because I'm not allowed to use a real lighter.
 * : Wait, are you guys already convinced? I haven't even done my rant about the little... [Gumball catches up with the family, so his dialogue gets quieter]
 * : Wait, are you guys already convinced? I haven't even done my rant about the little... [Gumball catches up with the family, so his dialogue gets quieter]

At Home

 * : Now what?
 * : The fridge!
 * : [looks in the fridge] What? There's nothing in here.
 * : Exactly! Where's all the food?
 * : Gumball, you were the one who wanted us to keep our dignity and not sell out. This is what happens when you can't buy things. You don't have things.
 * : Then why did you all listen to me?!
 * : Then why did you all listen to me?!