The Game/Transcript

Cleaning under the bed

 * Ugh, what's the point of cleaning under the bed? It's like cleaning a dumpster! It's designed to be filthy.
 * Because this room smells like dog barf.  Ugh! What is this?
 * Oh, that's a glass of milk.
 * ...Cheese. That's a glass of cheese.
 * ...Stone. That's a glass of stone.
 * Are you kidding me? That milk had to be at least ten years old.
 * Well, at least there's nothing alive under there.
 * Darwin The First? So that's where you were hiding, Oh!
 * Wait, I thought you said that Darwin the First left to live happier life on a farm with other fishes.
 * Huhuh huh, he did... He did...
 * Uhh... Hey, Look what I found, the game you made.
 * Hang on, I'm not three anymore, you're not going to distract me with- what the what!?
 * Dodj or Daar, it's calling us...
 * No! We swore we'd never play that game again.
 * Huhuh huh, he did... He did...
 * Uhh... Hey, Look what I found, the game you made.
 * Hang on, I'm not three anymore, you're not going to distract me with- what the what!?
 * Dodj or Daar, it's calling us...
 * No! We swore we'd never play that game again.
 * No! We swore we'd never play that game again.

The Game Starting

 * Just ignore the calls.
 * We have to destroy that game.
 * It's gone!
 * and : Wait, don't throw the dice!
 * You don't know what you're doing!
 * Yeah, cause you didn't write any instructions.
 * But what you did write was spelled wrong, Dodj or Daar? Sounds like an alien choosing a baby name.
 * Let's just pack it away.
 * No, you can't! Once you start Dodj or Daar, it has to be finished!
 * You don't know what you're doing!
 * Yeah, cause you didn't write any instructions.
 * But what you did write was spelled wrong, Dodj or Daar? Sounds like an alien choosing a baby name.
 * Let's just pack it away.
 * No, you can't! Once you start Dodj or Daar, it has to be finished!
 * No, you can't! Once you start Dodj or Daar, it has to be finished!

Playing the Game

 * Ok, the rules are pretty simple. You roll the dice and pick a Daar card. If you do the Daar, then you go forward that many spaces. If you don't then you have to take a Dodj card and move half the spaces.
 * Okay, and how do you win?
 * You don't win, you survive!
 * Okay... but how do you actually win.
 * Oh, you have to land an exact number to land on the last square. Dad, you're up.
 * I feel sorry for whoever's gonna do this one!
 * Officer please, I need to report a theft.
 * Yes! Finally, what did the thief look like?
 * Well, he was wearing a monocle.
 * Okay... Uh, anything else?
 * Yes, he had a big furry mustache!
 * Okay... any other distinguishing features?
 * Yes, he was dressed as a yodeller! .... Aren't you gonna write that down?
 * Just testing.
 * Ah! And what did that man steal?
 * A kiss.
 * Okay... any other distinguishing features?
 * Yes, he was dressed as a yodeller! .... Aren't you gonna write that down?
 * Just testing.
 * Ah! And what did that man steal?
 * A kiss.
 * A kiss.

Prank Pizza



 * You actually did it!?


 * Oh yeah. That how it always starts with the laughing and the daars and then later... the horror and fear...


 * My go.  Hmmm...order a prank pizza


 * Uh huh, and what's the address?


 * 420 Grove Street. Oh, and can you add some turkey gizzards?


 * Along with the ice cream, pigs foot, and oysters?


 * Yes, it's an old family recipe invented by my grandfather. Old Joe Windypants!


 * Oh man,  I wish I could be there to see that pizza arrive!


 * Ok, 420 Grove Street, here we go.  Pizza guy! What are you talking about? I sell pizzas, why would I buy one?!  Well someone's gotta pay for this.  I'm not paying for something I didn't order!  Well, what do I do with this then?!  Give it to me I'll show ya!  I think all these jobs are messing with my head.

The First Dodj



 * I'm now wearing everything... in the house! Ok, can someone move me forward?  I meant my piece on the -- UH!


 * Ok, that's six spaces putting you ahead of Gumball, Darwin, Dad, and... me. Although technically it says every thing in the house.


 * I'm wearing everything! Even Dad's fat camp girdle!


 * Everything, Anais, Not just clothes. The couch is a thing, are you wearing that?


 * What?! But...


 * No arguing, young lady. You just have to learn to be a good loser. Now take your Dodj.  "The floor is now red hot lava".




 * I actually felt that through six pairs of shoes!


 * IT'S STARTING! We have to finish the game before it gets a hold of us and destroys us all!


 * Dude, keep it together!
 *      [Darwin 


 * : Get a grip on yourself, you're under-reacting!
 * Gumball:THANKS,MAN! I need a dice! I think of it all for a second but now I realized how serious this is!
 * [Darwin rolls the dice;picks a Daar card on the Daar desk]
 * Darwin:AAH! DARE! RUN PAST A DOG HERD WEARING A SUIT OF HAM! That doesn't too bad.
 * Gumball:Really? Don't you remember when I got that one.
 * [Flashback shows Gumball running past a dog herd wearing meat products;he jumps over the fence]
 * [He pants;Then,Richard came out of nowhere and bites Gumball]
 * Gumball:The worst part is it took four weeks to take that suit and he was gone under a minute.
 * [Richard laugh mysteriously;and making the face again;Darwin was horrified]
 * Darwin:(screams)You're right,I'll take a Dodj!(picks one card)Your left arm must do like the player to your right's arm does and vice versa.
 * Anais: What does that mean?
 * Richard:It means I can do this!(points to Anais;making Darwin poke Gumball)
 * Gumball:Hey!(Richard pokes repeatedly;Gumball was saying "hey!" as well)
 * [Gumball grabs Darwin's arm and slaps him;Richard slaps himself,too]