The Mustache/Transcript



The Cereal Box

 * Bowls, check! Spoons, check! Cereals, chec-- oh.
 * : Ugh! So breath-taking opening... It looks so simple on TV.
 * : Ugh! So breath-taking opening... It looks so simple on TV.




 * : Aww, man. I really don't want to go to school today.


 * : Me neither.


 * : Let's not go!


 * : You can do that?


 * : Sure! Hey, dad?


 * :  Yes?


 * :  We really don't want to go to school today.


 * : What? Are you sick?


 * : Nah, we're not just up for it.


 * : Yeah! School is boring.


 * : But you have to go to school. You're kids! It's what you do!


 * and : Aww...




 * : Ooh, mailman! Woohoo!




 * : Agh, I wish we were grown ups like dad, then we never have to go to school, and nobody would tell us what to do, we could drive trucks, stay up all night, vote.


 * and :  Vote...




 * : Ahh! Finally!


 * : What's that?


 * :  What? According to the fifth commandment, I don't have to answer that without my lawyer present!


 * : Right... Anyway, about school.


 * :  Oh, yeah. You're kids, so you do what Mom tells me to tell you to do.


 * : Agh, being a kid is wretched lame.


 * : You should be happy to be young! Before you know it, you'll be overweight, unattractive, bald and... middle-aged!




 * : Go take your breakfast! I don't want you to see me like this!




 * : What's his problem?


 * : Nuhh, you never know with that guy. C'mon, let's have breakfast.



The Shooting Star

 * : Man, what a pile of beans.


 * :  Dude! Watch your language, you'll get us in trouble!


 * : Well, I'm sorry, Darwin, but it is. It's a big steaming pile of beans.




 * : Gumball, look! A shooting star!


 * : This is our chance... Make a wish!




 * : I wish I were a grown up.


 * : Me, too.




 * : Ngh, it didn't work at all!



Transformations of the Human Body

 * : Oww!
 * : Faker!
 * : Rrr, darn kids! What do you all think you're doing?


 * Today's lesson will be about the transformations of the human body.
 * As you get older, hormones begin to change your appearance.
 * As you get older, hormones begin to change your appearance.