User blog comment:Porky McPork/Crappy Joke Time/@comment-6128387-20130404103744/@comment-5691231-20130404105138

Ok then,


 * What kind of concert costs 45 cents?

ANS: 50 Cent, featuring Nickelback


 * If the mushroom was such a fun guy, why didn't they have the party at his house?

ANS: Because there wasn't Mush-Room (much room)


 * What does Gary Newman wanna be when he grows up?

ANS: Gary Oldman


 * Whats Michelle Obama's favorite vegetable?

ANS: Barack-oli


 * What are the strongest days of the week?

ANS: Saturday and Sunday, because all the rest are weak-days

Ok, shut up, now you're wondering where i got these