Carrie Krueger/Quotes

"Well mine is so old that he doesn't have teeth."

"I just read about it on the internet! I didn't think it was gonna work!"

"DUH!"

"So if you don't get back to your bodies by the stroke of midnight, you'll remain ghosts, forever."

"You know, there are easier ways to hurt your eyes. You could pour salt in them while staring at the sun, for example."

"I thought I was a hardcore horror movie fan but I was living a lie! Tell me, is it wrong for a punk rock chick living in a haunted, malevolent mansion to be touched by the magical friendship of a pony?"

"Uh, I think what Masami's trying to say is that, you guys are so perfect it kind of makes us wish for your downfall."

"You know, the fact that you don't know what you're apologizing for means that you basically don't care."

"Coach's workout was terrible. I actually felt alive"