Your Life Doesn't Count

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When you think you've got a problem, and your life is full of doubt

Remember in the scheme of things, your life just doesn't count

To [inaudible] you might seem quite small

But [inaudible] ten feet tall

It's hard to be objective so we'll offer some perspective

You think there's nothing greater than the planet you call Earth

But Earth can seem quite skinny next to Neptune's mighty girth

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Relax!

'Cause when you think you've got a problem whether you're thinner or you're fatter

Remember in the scheme of things your life just doesn't matter

Now the Sun can make us all feel small

Cause he's the biggest of us all

But that's just in the Solar System

Bigger things than that exist

The Milky Way

The galaxy

And don't forget the universe

That's just the ones we know about

They're huge compared to you or us

You're tiny and you're miniscule

Irrelevant, a speck

On the outside of that [inaudible] you're just a measly little fleck

Your life may last a century

On Earth, that may be quick

Up here, about a hundred years is just a flash, a blip, a blink

So when you

Think you've got a problem when your life is full of doubt

Remember in the scheme of things

Your puny, little, tiny, weeny,