The World/Transcript

Introduction

 * Look up.


 * Look down.


 * Look all around.


 * We are all over this whole town.


 * You can find us on the street.


 * In your house.


 * Under your seat.


 * We are also in your store.


 * We are cleaner than before.


 * In the amazing world of Elmore!


 * We are here to give you flu.


 * People like me more than you.


 * I'm still waiting to be kissed.


 * I don't know why I still exist.


 * I am here to help you write. Not just here for you to bite!




 * Always buy us by the pair.


 * You won't find me anywhere!  Whee!


 * We like to turn and turn and turn.


 * I try hard but never learn.




 * I like to listen to your dreams.




 * There's more to us than meets the eye.


 * Try to look when you go by!


 * We love.


 * We laugh.


 * We cry.


 * We do all of this and more, 'cos we're the amazing world of Elmore! (You'll have the most amazing time!)

Skit 1 - The Sun, Moon and Earth

 * Oh man. Do you have to do this every morning?
 * Oh man. Do you have to do this every morning?


 * Yes I doooo! 'CUZ I CAAAAAAN!!! 

Skit 2 - Light Bulb and Light Switch

 * Psst! Hey dude!
 * Psst! Hey dude!




 * Hey! Hey! Light bulb!


 * Yeah, yeah... very funny.


 * Hey! Light bulb, Light bulb!  LIGHTEN UP!


 * Would you mind giving it a rest for just one —




 * Dude.  DUDE!  LIGHT BULB! NO! OH NO, WHAT HAVE I DONE?!  LIGHT BULB! NOOO —


 * Psyche.




 * You're the best roommate ever, dude.

Skit 3 - Rise of the Bacteria

 * Bacteria! We begin with only one!
 * Bacteria! Two is what we then become!
 * Bacteria! Each of us becomes two more!
 * Bacteria! We are stronger than before!
 * Bacteria! We keep growing at this rate!
 * Bacteria! No longer shall we wait!
 * Bacteria! The plan now unfolds!
 * Bacteria! We will take over the world!
 * Bacteria! We will take over the world!

Skit 4 - Wishes

 * You know what? I wish I can travel, you know, go places.
 * You know what? I wish I can travel, you know, go places.


 * Me too. Every day I get letters to Japan, Europe, South America, but I never go anywhere.


 * Yeah, I wish I was a bus and not a bus stop.


 * And I wish I was a plane, flying high through the clouds into the sunset.




 * You know what I wish? I wish my face was on the other side!




 * and : Meh.

Skit 5 - Kebab Fighters in Love

 * Oh! Yeah? Uh-huh.
 * Oh! Yeah? Uh-huh.


 * Hey. You know… I was thinking – just tell me if it’s weird or anything – but, uh…


 * Yeah?


 * Well, y—you know, we’re work friends and all, but… I thought that, uh…


 * Yeah?


 * Well, maybe we could go for, like, a movie or something?


 * Wh — what? Like – like a date?


 * Yeah, I guess like a date. What do you say?


 * I’d love to.
 * I’d love to.


 * Awesome.

Skit 6 Part 1 - Tanning Sausage

 * Yeah! Whoo! Yes! Yes! Bring on the tan! Yeah! Whoo-hoo! Yeah! Turn it up, bro! Yeah, burn, baby, burn!
 * Yeah! Whoo! Yes! Yes! Bring on the tan! Yeah! Whoo-hoo! Yeah! Turn it up, bro! Yeah, burn, baby, burn!

Skit 7 - Revolution of the Plugs



 * Help! Please, we’re stuck! We can’t breathe!


 * Oh, come on, guys! How do you always end up like this?


 * I don’t know. It just sort of happens.


 * Okay. I’ll sort you out, but this is the last time.




 * There. Isn't that much better?


 * I don’t like it. It’s way too tidy!


 * Yeah! That woman’s not the boss of me!


 * I say we start a revolution! Who’s with me?


 * Power to the people, man!


 * The spirit of freedom cannot be contained in pretty little rows!




 * Help! Help! I can’t breathe!


 * Oh, come on!

Skit 6 Part 2 - Tanning Sausage



 * Yeah! Whoo! Make me beautiful!