The Skull/Transcript

[Gumball and Darwin in a foggy room] Darwin:  WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO!?

Gumball: I DON'T KNOW BUT WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME!

Miss simian: [knocking on the boy's restroom door] Get out of here! Hurry up!

Darwin: I CAN'T DO IT!

Gumball: [holds Darwin's cheeks) YOU DON'T HAVE A CHOICE!

Darwin: WHY ARE WE SCREAMING LIKE THIS ANYWAY!?

[Fog clears, showing Gumball and Darwin in towels]

Gumball: Because showering with other people is disgusting.

Darwin: More disgusting than soap dodging?

Gumball: Its not soap dodging. It's preserving my dignity.

Miss simian: [Knocks on the door] Come on it's just a shower. Everybody has to take one.

Clayton: [Comes out of the shower] Hey guys, why don't you just wet your hair and say you had a shower?

Darwin: Isn't that lying?

Clayton: I prefer to call it creative truth.

[Clayton jumps on top of the sink, wets his hand and wipes his head]

[The sink falls]

Clayton: Ahh!

[Gumball and Darwin gasp, water bursts out of the sink's pipe]

Clayton: Quick give me your towels, I'll block the pipes.

[Gumball and Darwin hold their towels closer, refusing]

Clayton: *sigh*

[Clayton jumps on to the sink pipe and blocks the burst with his mouth, but he bloats and pops out]

[Gumball and Darwin flinch]

Clayton: [bouncing of the walls] OW OW OW OW OW

[Lockers fall to the ground, Clayton spits out water and nervously chuckles]

[The lockers spontaneously catch on fire, and the fire alarm goes off]

Principal's Office

Principal Brown: Could one of you boys please explain how $20,000 of damage was caused in the space of 30 seconds?

[Gumball, Darwin and Clayton are seated in chairs, all wet; Gumball and Darwin are still in their towels]

Gumball: Ah well I you see what happened was um we um-

Clayton: [Interrupts Gumball] I think what my friend was about to say is... [voice becomes deeper] We got a guy trying to steal from the lockers and we had a fight. [Voice returns to normal] I was like DROP THE WALLET PUNK and he was like BANG BANG and I was like PWA PWA so I threw him across the room and locker went SMASH and he was just about to pound me when my boys Gumball and Darwin came out of the shower and the three of us trashed him so.. he jumped out of the window and ran off.

Miss Simian: [Goes up in Gumball's face] And what did this guy look like?

Gumball: [Nervously] Uh he was just, just a guy, you know.

Principal Brown: [Writes on his notepad) A guy, uh-huh.

Miss Simian: And what did his face look like?

Gumball: [Nervously] Face like... with facial features all around his.. face?

Principal Brown: [Continues writing] Anything distinctive? [Squints]

Gumball: Uhhh, big skull! He had a big skull for a head.

Principal Brown: [writes] Skull, hmm. So, something like THIS? [shows the drawing of a sailboat with his signature)

[Everyone stares at the drawing]

Gumball: That's a boat.

Principal Brown: [Quietly] Yes well I'm never been really good at drawing faces (wraps up the drawing and throws it  away].

Principal Brown: Boys I commend you for your bravery and your personal hygiene [looks at a file], now go and put some clothes on.

Outside the principal's office

Clayton: Good job team!

Darwin: Dude! I think you're a bad influence, you should have just told the truth.

Gumball: And let the whole school know we're soap dodgers? No way man, we just need to draw a line under this and never see each other again.

Clayton: What? Because I lied? I did that for us, because I thought we were friends now. We are friends, right? [Looks at Gumball and Darwin with big eyes]

Gumball: Fine! Only if you promise not to lie.

Clayton: [Raises hand] Scout's honor!

Gumball: You've never been a scout, have you?

Clayton: Nnnnoooo...

Gumball: [Yells] Okay! Last chance starting now!

Clayton: [Hugs Gumball] Oh you won't regret this! [Bounces away] Come on, let's go!

Darwin: *sigh*

[Gumball and Darwin follow Clayton, but Gumball's towel got caught in the door, and it stretches, then finally comes off of Gumball when he goes offscreen]

[Cuts to the school exterior, then into the cafeteria. Gumball, Darwin and Clayton are laughing while eating lunch. Gumball tosses a chicken leg into his mouth but chokes. Darwin and Clayton look around frantically for help, but  Clayton instead issues the Heimlich maneuvre. The chicken leg flies out of Gumball's mouth and into Miss Simian's mug, right when she is about to drink it. Gumball, Darwin and Clayton laugh. Clayton is awarded a medal by the nurse as the other students clap. Gumball, Darwin and Clayton execute a high-five.]

[Scene cuts to the hallway, where the trio are walking. They see Tina roaring at Anton, who then holds out a dollar bill. Clayton jumps in front of Anton and glares at Tina, who roars in response. Clayton jumps on Tina and squeezes her shoulder, and she stiffens up before falling unconscious. Principal Brown awards Clayton another medal, and they all laugh]

[Cuts to a classroom. In the front with Gumball and Darwin, Clayton is mixing chemicals in a beaker. The chemicals somehow form a crystal]

Gumball and Darwin: Oooooooh.

[Clayton places the crystal on his forehead. The scene cuts outside, high in the air where Clayton is seen flying towards the camera while carrying Gumball and Darwin. The camera freezes as they are right in front of it]

Clayton: And then, they gave me another medal! [Scene cuts to the school bus, Clayton is sitting next to Penny]

[Gumball and Darwin pop out from behind Clayton's seat]

Darwin: Dude! You're lying again!

Gumball: Yeah, all that actually happened today was me rescuing Penny from a tribe of time-traveling troglodytes and then we made out.

Penny: Uh no. All I did today was go to school, and now I'm on the school bus.

[Gumball and Darwin look at each other and gasp]

Gumball: She's right Darwin! He's contaminated us with his dirty lies.

Darwin: We've got to stop ourselves lying, before it gets any worse.

[Scene cuts to exterior of the Watterson house, then to Gumball's shock collar]

Gumball: Electric shock collars?

Darwin: Yeah, every time we lie we press this button [holds out a device with a single red button labeled "ON"] which gives us a mild electric shock.

Gumball: Ohkay, so Clayton, what did you do today?

Clayton: Well that's easy, I fought a tiger and then I got a medal- ayyyuwe [Gumball activates Clayton's shock collar]

Gumball: Darwin, same question.

Darwin: [nervously] Well, I woke up.

Gumball: Uh-huh...

Darwin: And, I ate breakfast...

Gumball: [whispers] What did you have? [His finger comes closer to the red button]

Darwin: Cereal! I had cereal!

[Gumball's finger moves away from the button]

Darwin: And there was a wizard in the box and he taught me how to fly- waaaaaa [Is shocked by the collar]

[Darwin grabs the remote]

Darwin: Your turn. Is it true that when you were coming back from having your appendix removed...

Gumball: [whispers] Please don't do this.

Darwin: And, you said you were still woozy from the medicine...

Gumball: Come on man! [Through clenched teeth] You said you'd never bring this up!

Darwin: You.... kissed... SUSSIE! [holds out a photo of Sussie]

Gumball: [sighs] Just do it. [Gets shocked] You said mild electric shock, that was like lightning!

[Gumball grabs the remote and shocks Darwin, who reclaims the remote and shocks Gumball. They shock each other multiple times while Clayton watches, but they eventually stop]

Gumball: Okay, okay, okay! [Clayton laughs] Clayton, your question. Do you have a girlfriend?

Clayton: Yeah but she lives abroad.

[Darwin attempts to shock Clayton, but before he presses the button, Clayton shivers as if he is getting shocked]

Darwin: Hey! I didn't press it yet.

Gumball: Wait a minute, his one isn't even turned on!

Darwin: That's double lying, man!

Gumball: This! friendship! is! OVER!

Clayton: [Suddenly turns dead serious] You should think twice about this, I know some people who can make life very difficult for you. My girlfriend's brothers are in the FBI and I-

Gumball: Just, get out.

[Scene cuts back at elemore high school Gumball putting stuff in his locker nd closing his locker and Darwin walks up to him.]

Darwin: Gumball I've been thinking-

Gumball: I thought you're at the dentist.

Darwin: [surprised and holding up his right cheek] i a...m.. i was but the i realize there's no bigger cavitie in life than the hole left in your heart even though it was a friend

Gumball:[not impressed] what are we talking about here?

Darwin: [holding gumballs hand] Clayton we need to give him 1 more chance

Gumball: Dude he's had more chance than i have showers.

Darwin: thats only 5.

Gumball[let going of Darwins fins] whatever look if it means that much to you i'll give him 1 more chance But that is it![pointing his finger down] Coming to science?[walking away]

Darwin [holding his right cheek again]i'll catch up with you.

[Darwin transforming back to Clayton and Clayton transforming to Gumball then Darwin walks holding his right cheek to Clayton in Gumballs form.]

Clayton in Gumball's form: he ha ha hey Darwin i've been thinking there's no bigger cavitie in life than the hole left in your heart.

[Cuts to the cafeteria with Gumball Darwin and Clayton laughing]

Gumball Darwin and Clayon:[laughing HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

Clayton:Hey who's this?[transforming to bannana joe jumping around with 2 milks with his voice] ha ha i'm a bannana milkshake.

Gumball and Darwin:[laughing] Ha HA HA HA HA

Gumball: [snickering] this is so much funnier than when bannana joe does it.

{Bannana Joe turning around with a sad face and with a tear with the background playing music]

Gumball and Darwin:[Laughing] HA H HA HA

Gumball i'm so pleased you convinced me to give Clayton one last chance

Darwin: [laughing then stoped] I convinced you? But you convinced me.

[Gumball and Darwin shocked and staring at Clayton while holding 2 milks]

Clayton:Huh?

[Gumball and Darwin turning away from Clayton and Gumball point his finger telling Clayton to get out]

Clayton:[Crying] ah hah ah ah ah ah[jumping away to the door but hit the wall]aha ha ha ha [jumping and opens the door]

[miss Simian comes in the cafeteria]

Miss Simian: WHO HAS UPSET CLAYTON!

[Bannana Joe with an angry face stillmhas a tear in his eye pointing at Gumball and Darwin while playing background music]

[Miss Simian comes up to Gumball and Darwin and both looked scared]

Miss Simian: [angrily] What did you bullies say to Clayton?

[Gumball and Darwin not convinced and still thinks thats clayton]

Darwin: [sarcastily] Wow thats a really convincing Simian But there's a few things you missed[picking up 2 broccoli] the real simian has way more nosehair.[putting two brocolli on miss Simian]

Gumball[ Gumball and Darwin each picked up a bagel] And her eyes are more boldery [ Gumball and Darwin each put a bagel on miss simian

Darwin[picking up noodles] and her hair is digustingly greasy[putting noodles on miss Simian.]

Gumball:Oh [picking up milk] and she dribbles a lot[spilling milk on miss Simian]

Darwin And she got horns[picking up two ice cream cones] cause she's evil[putting two ice cream cone on miss Simian]

Gumball[chuckles] [picking up a sasuage] Oh and she always have a sasuage in her mouth[putting sasuage on miss Simian]

Gumball and Darwin[laughing] Ha ha ha ha ha

[Miss Simian with two ice cream cones in her head, noodles on her head, 2 bagels in her eyes, 2 brocolli in her nose and a sasuage in her mouth]

Gumball and Darwin: [Still laughing but fading] ha.. ha... ha ...ha humm[stops laughing]

Gumball:you're not Clayton are you?

[Miss Simian growling angrily and squrinting her Eyes in a angry expression]

[cuts to principal Browns office]