Talk:Christmas/Gallery/@comment-60.48.183.94-20121129070658/@comment-5588400-20121129074306

I say, hold Santa hostage, and demand ransom money.

The Ransom Letter would look like:

[For $500,000]

You can have your Santa Claus back. Drop the money in front of the door, and if you try anything funny, you're going to regret it. Have the money within 1 week, or fatty gets it. Time is ticking.

PS- Cash only