The Colossus/Transcript

Friend Request
[Gumball and Darwin are on ShotoFop and Elmore Plus]


 * So Darwin, what do you think, Duck Face or Ab Shot?


 * But we don't have any abs.


 * Which is why they invented PhotoFop.


 * So, what's next?


 * Check out our friend request. What the what?! Rejected?!


 * What was all that what about?


 * We got rejected by Hector, the guy who's only online friend is his mom!


 * What the what?


 * I think he owes us a explanation.

Hector's Cave

 * Hector, Hector, Hector, Hector, Hector, Hector, Hector!


 * What do you want?!


 * Uh, who are you?


 * I'm Hector's Mom. What?!


 * Nothing, It's just Hector's so...

[Streches his arms to show that Hector is big]


 * And your so...

[Pushes his hand closer together to show that Hector's Mom is small]


 * And your-your be... actually your more like....

[Pulls his shirt down to his feet, and acts like Hector's Mom]


 * Anyway is Hector in?


 * Mom, who is it?


 * Nothing to worry about, honey! In the absence of a door I can slam, I'm gonna do this.

[Moves her hand like she blocks somebody]


 * Can we at least talk to him?


 * Door.


 * We just want to be his friend on Elmore Plus!


 * My baby doesn't need friends like you!


 * Ah, spoke through the door.


 * [irrtated] Get off my property!

[Gumball and Darwin groan and walk away]

School Scene

 * Come on Hector, at least talk to us. Just accept our friend request. It's just that, if we had more friends online... It'll make us feel better than having any in real life!

[Spitball goop falls on Gumball and Darwin]


 * Ah, forget it, you're boring anyway.


 * [confused] Boring? Darwin, do you think I'm boring?

I would say much much much less interesting than anybody else I know.




 * Like what?

Hector's Room


It's not that I find her creepy or anything, it's just that I don't want her to jump out at me.







That's what my mom says.




 * Dude! He's got comics!


 * (Gasp) Captain Punch, issue number one! This is a collector's item! (whispering) I take back everything I said. (in sing-songy voice) You're so not boooorinnng. This comic is so extreme my mom won't even let my dad read it! (opens comic)

Inside the Comic
Captain Punch: No matter how much it rains, this city always smells "lovely!!" What's this?!! Looks like three "ski enthusiasts" have "withdrawn their" hard earned wages from the bank! Better get down there!! "Safely!!" Not so fast, "gentlemen"!!

"Ski enthusiast" 1: "What a pleasant suprise, it's" Captain Punch!!

"Ski enthusiast" 1, 2, 3: (pull out "pointing fingers" substituting for guns) "Hey! Hey!"

"Ski enthusiast" 3: (manacal laughter) Hey!

Captain Punch: Take this! "Nice bunch of flowers"!! "Hey!! is there something on my shoe?"

"Ski enthusiast" 1: "Just some bubble gum! Let me wash it off for you!!"

Captain Punch: I'm going to take you down to "a nice restauraunt for some swiss fondue!!" My treat!

Hector's Room

 * Dude, who drew all over your comic?


 * That's how it was when my mom got it for me


 * Ummm. I think we're going to go home now


 * No, no, wait! Let's tell some jokes, my mom and I do it all the time


 * (sigh) Fine.




 * Why?


 * For a perfectly legitimate reason! Heh, heh.


 * Dude, that's not a joke, that's a sentence.

(tune plays)


 * (yawns) Nap time. (falls asleep)


 * Hector's diary! (reads diary entry) 'I must not laugh, I must not shout, I must not get overexcited'? This sounds like a How To Guide for Ruining your life!


 * Who would do that?


 * I think I have an idea.


 * Who?

(Gumball does an impression of Hector's Mom, who happens to be right behind him...)



Gumball: *screams* I knew she would creep up on me!

Hector's mom: What are you doing in my son's bedroom?

Gumball: what are you doing taking the fun out of his life?