The Nobody/Transcript

The Entertaininator

 * What is it?
 * It's my greatest invention! I call it...
 * The Entertaininator...
 * The Entertaininator?
 * No no no, you–you have to do the voice.
 * Alright, well I think The Entertaininator  seems to be a bunch of junk taped together.
 * No dude, it's the ultimate boredom annihilator. Tailored to the need of a modern child attention span, which happens to be 0.8 seconds. Darwin?
 * Sorry, what was that? I got distracted by– oh look, a shoe!
 * Dude, just check this out... Video game, comic book, RC helicopter, ping-pong! When I get hungry I... You get the idea.
 * Whatever it is we did, we didn't do it!
 * Well someone has definitely taken $20 from my purse!
 * So? Could've been Anais.
 * If it was her I wouldn't have known about it, it had to be someone dumb enough to think I wouldn't notice. And it couldn't be your father because his fingers are too fat.
 * And someone's been using my toothbrush! And it can't be your mother or Anais because I've tasted theirs and the flavors don't match!
 * Yeah, and someone... Someone stole Daisy the Donkey! I can't go to the museum without her! It's 2 for 1!
 * Well, it wasn't me.
 * Me neither.
 * Boys, come with me.
 * Go to your room! You're not coming out of their until one of you owns up!
 * Aww...
 * That means no TV.
 * and : Aww!
 * No internet.
 * and : Aww!!
 * And you miss out on the trip to the museum!
 * and : Eh…
 * No internet.
 * and : Aww!!
 * And you miss out on the trip to the museum!
 * and : Eh…

Who stole the stuff?

 * It was you, wasn't it? You took the money!
 * Trying to throw it onto me, huh? That sounds like the action of a guilty person!
 * News flash buddy, this nose can smell a lot...
 * Well this nose can... Well so can I!
 * and :
 * Okay, clearly it wasn't either of us so this can only mean one thing.
 * It was all a dream...
 * Uhh... No.
 * We've been ghosts this whole time...
 * Uhh... Dude?
 * The world is a computer simulation and we–
 * Darwin, no! It means  someone snuck into our house and took the money...
 * Exactly!
 * No, I meant The Entertaininator is gone!
 * This can only mean one thing...
 * One of us is a figment of the other one's imagination–
 * No, dude! It means... that someone is still here.
 * We need to call the police!
 * This can only mean one thing...
 * One of us is a figment of the other one's imagination–
 * No, dude! It means... that someone is still here.
 * We need to call the police!
 * We need to call the police!

Hide!

 * We need to hide! He could be anywhere!
 * Let's go to the bathroom, it's got a lock on the door!
 * Elmore Police?
 * Yeah, help! There's someone in my house!
 * I see... Are you in the house right now?
 * Yes!
 * Then that someone is you! Case solved. You're welcome!
 * Elmore Police.
 * Listen, you don't understand si–
 * Now look kid, I already–
 * What? What!?
 * Someone cut the phone line!
 * What do we do?
 * Alright, here's the plan. Open your eyes wide, open your mouth wide, casually wave your hands in the air, and follow me.
 * Wait. Where are we going?
 * I don't know. There's nowhere else to go. I mean this is our house.
 * Then let's take it back!
 * What do we do?
 * Alright, here's the plan. Open your eyes wide, open your mouth wide, casually wave your hands in the air, and follow me.
 * Wait. Where are we going?
 * I don't know. There's nowhere else to go. I mean this is our house.
 * Then let's take it back!
 * I don't know. There's nowhere else to go. I mean this is our house.
 * Then let's take it back!

Hunting the Intruder

 * Okay, dude. Grab a weapon.
 * What if he grabbers it, and turned it against you?
 * Well, what would you suggest?
 * Hi-ya! Hi-ya!
 * Yeah, you're right. That's definitely better. What the what!?
 * When did the refrigerator become so shallow?
 * W-what? Why would a burglar do something like that? This can only mean one thing–
 * He's been living here for months.
 * No! Oh it actually– yeah, you're right this time.
 * Could you stop breathing down my neck? The situation's tense enough.
 * Sorry.
 * Dude, there's no one in there.
 * But if there had been, it would have been appropriate.
 * You can do the music now.
 * Right. We know this guy's been living here for a long time, so…?
 * This can only mean one thing…
 * Yeah? What?
 * Uh I don't know. I just wanted to contribute.
 * It means, he must–
 * –have a secret hideout in the house.
 * –the house.
 * And the best way–
 * And the best way–
 * –to find the secret hideout is by accident.
 * –accident!
 * You'll find, my friend, that when you're looking for a secret passage you'll often discover it when you least expect it.
 * Or, by taking a much deserved rest on this seemingly normal chair.
 * Which will turn out to be a lever for an underground tunnel–
 * Or what about this painting? A secret (???) hiding–
 * I don't really see how you can find a secret passage without looking–
 * Just like that.
 * Oh. Thanks for coming, dude. I would have needed a clean pair of lips if I was here by myself.
 * No worries, bro.
 * Huh? I think I hit my head a little too hard. It's like I'm seeing double… well mow like one and a half. Wait a minute. Close your right eye.
 * Now, close your left eye.}}
 * I think he's here!
 * What!?
 * I guess he's not.
 * Oh. My. Gosh. Imagine how much value this room would add to the house.
 * Oh sure. For sale two bedroom house, spacious backyard, eating kitchen, and a horrifying dungeon for creepy strangers that hide in.
 * Yeah. Now that you mention it, it is kinda grim. I mean how desperate do you have to be to live in some moist dark hole, sleeping on a mattress made out of disease, eating a bowl of leftovers– Ow!  Wait. This food… it's hot.
 * This can only mean one thing…
 * Or what about this painting? A secret (???) hiding–
 * I don't really see how you can find a secret passage without looking–
 * Just like that.
 * Oh. Thanks for coming, dude. I would have needed a clean pair of lips if I was here by myself.
 * No worries, bro.
 * Huh? I think I hit my head a little too hard. It's like I'm seeing double… well mow like one and a half. Wait a minute. Close your right eye.
 * Now, close your left eye.}}
 * I think he's here!
 * What!?
 * I guess he's not.
 * Oh. My. Gosh. Imagine how much value this room would add to the house.
 * Oh sure. For sale two bedroom house, spacious backyard, eating kitchen, and a horrifying dungeon for creepy strangers that hide in.
 * Yeah. Now that you mention it, it is kinda grim. I mean how desperate do you have to be to live in some moist dark hole, sleeping on a mattress made out of disease, eating a bowl of leftovers– Ow!  Wait. This food… it's hot.
 * This can only mean one thing…
 * I think he's here!
 * What!?
 * I guess he's not.
 * Oh. My. Gosh. Imagine how much value this room would add to the house.
 * Oh sure. For sale two bedroom house, spacious backyard, eating kitchen, and a horrifying dungeon for creepy strangers that hide in.
 * Yeah. Now that you mention it, it is kinda grim. I mean how desperate do you have to be to live in some moist dark hole, sleeping on a mattress made out of disease, eating a bowl of leftovers– Ow!  Wait. This food… it's hot.
 * This can only mean one thing…
 * Yeah. Now that you mention it, it is kinda grim. I mean how desperate do you have to be to live in some moist dark hole, sleeping on a mattress made out of disease, eating a bowl of leftovers– Ow!  Wait. This food… it's hot.
 * This can only mean one thing…

The Chase

 * Hey! Come back!
 * That really wasn't much of an explanation!
 * I think he's more scared of us then we are of him.
 * Let's run less scary!
 * AH! Get away from me, you creepos!
 * This is an emergency! I'm commandeering this vehicle.
 * Can you do the path's side on the left there?
 * Come on. This is taking us ages.
 * He's heading for the mall!
 * Get out of the way!
 * He's getting away.
 * I've got this. Hey!
 * "Ketch" this "up"!
 * Uh… To be "frank," you got no "furter" to go!
 * Eh… {{d|event|Grabs mustard} You "mustard" mit… there's no escape.
 * Okay, okay! I surrender.
 * Hm. Nice trail of destruction.
 * To be honest, I'm more ashamed of the puns.
 * He's getting away.
 * I've got this. Hey!
 * "Ketch" this "up"!
 * Uh… To be "frank," you got no "furter" to go!
 * Eh… {{d|event|Grabs mustard} You "mustard" mit… there's no escape.
 * Okay, okay! I surrender.
 * Hm. Nice trail of destruction.
 * To be honest, I'm more ashamed of the puns.
 * Eh… {{d|event|Grabs mustard} You "mustard" mit… there's no escape.
 * Okay, okay! I surrender.
 * Hm. Nice trail of destruction.
 * To be honest, I'm more ashamed of the puns.
 * To be honest, I'm more ashamed of the puns.

Identity Revealed

 * Alright, dude. Why were you hiding in our house?
 * Because there is no place for me in this world. Because I am nothing. Because I have no reason to exist.
 * Yeah. I meant why were you hiding in our house specifically.
 * Oh. Uh 'cause you're the only people in this town thick enough not to notice. You guys had a whole room you didn't even know about.
 * Oh, you know what else is thick? Your mom's chin!
 * I don't have a mom.
 * Yeah. I meant your mom's skin.
 * I still don't have a mom.
 * Quit saying mom.
 * Yeah. I meant your fun twin.
 * I don't have any siblings either.
 * Darn it! I meant your–
 * Gumball, please just stop. So, what happened?
 * I can't remember. I have nothing left of who I was. I'm… nobody.
 * Well, maybe it isn't that bad. I mean there's a lot of people who like to start over and reinvent themselves.
 * Really? Who would I be?
 * You could be the cool slacker guy who only lives for kicks!
 * Sorry dudes. That's taken.
 * Well, you could be the town clown.
 * You could be like the feeble hypochondriac.}}
 * Uh the vegetarian hippy guy!
 * The grumpy old neighbor!
 * The rich one!
 * The school jock!
 * The store clerk!
 * The mechanic!
 * The video guy!
 * Pizza!
 * The burger guy!
 * Or the guy who walks around with no pants on!
 * Darn it! Sorry man all of the personalities are taken.
 * What about a bad one?
 * Yeah. There's no bad guy here! You could be our mortal enemy!
 * You could be like the worst guy the world has ever made.
 * I remember.
 * (flashback): All the mistakes the world has ever made…
 * (flashback): Guys! Guys, over here!
 * I was one of the world's mistakes.
 * (flashback): It's Molly's treehouse!
 * But you only cared about Molly. You saved her, and you left me there to rot. But I clung to life!
 * And I came back!
 * (flashback): What were we talking about again?
 * But at the cost, you left me disfigured and nobody. But now you've given me a part to play in the world.
 * I will be your worst nightmare. I will destroy everything you care about! I will take away everyone you love! I will be your own nemesis!
 * Huh, cool. Glad we could help.
 * Yeah. There's no bad guy here! You could be our mortal enemy!
 * You could be like the worst guy the world has ever made.
 * I remember.
 * (flashback): All the mistakes the world has ever made…
 * (flashback): Guys! Guys, over here!
 * I was one of the world's mistakes.
 * (flashback): It's Molly's treehouse!
 * But you only cared about Molly. You saved her, and you left me there to rot. But I clung to life!
 * And I came back!
 * (flashback): What were we talking about again?
 * But at the cost, you left me disfigured and nobody. But now you've given me a part to play in the world.
 * I will be your worst nightmare. I will destroy everything you care about! I will take away everyone you love! I will be your own nemesis!
 * Huh, cool. Glad we could help.
 * (flashback): What were we talking about again?
 * But at the cost, you left me disfigured and nobody. But now you've given me a part to play in the world.
 * I will be your worst nightmare. I will destroy everything you care about! I will take away everyone you love! I will be your own nemesis!
 * Huh, cool. Glad we could help.
 * I will be your worst nightmare. I will destroy everything you care about! I will take away everyone you love! I will be your own nemesis!
 * Huh, cool. Glad we could help.