Thread:TwoBrainsAreBetterThanOne/@comment-43535274-20191230015120/@comment-40107923-20191230022503

By the way, if it makes you feel any better, I found another one of my cringy fanfics. This one is so bad, I actually cringed at the first sentence I read. It's called "The Trade".

(Oh this is such garbage what was I thinking)

One evening, in the Elmore park, Rob and Penny were arguing.

'''“You’ve got it so much easier!” Rob complained. “Nobody ever forgets your name, or criticizes you for the way you look!”'''

'''“Oh, come on,” Penny retorted. “You’re always complaining about your new form. Personally, I don’t think you look that bad.”'''

'''“You don’t know how much pain I’m in, Penny,” he snapped back. “Honestly, sometimes I wish I were dead just to make it stop.”'''

“Hyperbole will get you nowhere with me,” she told him.

'''“I’m not lying. Okay, you know what? Whatever. I’m obviously not going to convince you this way. How do you feel about a little bet?”'''

“What kind of bet?” Penny asked skeptically, raising an eyebrow.

'''“You and I switch lives. Just to see which one of us has the harder life.”'''

“And just how do you plan to do that?”

'''Rob held up the Universal Remote. Penny’s mouth dropped open. “You don’t think I’d really get rid of this thing, do you?” he said. He pressed a few buttons and a menu came up. “When I press this button, we will temporarily switch lives until one of us presses it again.”'''

“I would ask how this is possible, but I’ve learned not to ask questions in this town,” said Penny.

'''“So? You in?” Rob asked.'''

'''“Whatever. But I warn you, my life isn’t that easy. You’ll have to go to cheerleading practice.”'''

'''“Fine. There are plenty of boy cheerleaders. Besides, no humiliation could be any worse than my life now. So, you ready?”'''

'''He held out his hand for her to shake. She sighed. “All right.” She shook his hand and he pressed the button.'''

'''In a flash of light, they were outside the Elmore mall. But something was different. Their appearances. Penny was back in her shell, and Rob was in his original form.'''

'''“What? What’s happening? Why do we look like this again?” Penny asked, confused.'''

'''“Our lives have been switched, and now we are in a past episode,” Rob told her. “Specifically ‘The Pony’. Now, originally, you were not in this episode, which means I’m not, so I will leave you to slowly accept the truth on your own.”'''

'''Penny scoffed as he walked away. “I’ll believe it when I see it.”'''

She saw Gumball and Darwin not far away and ran up to them.

'''“Gumball! Darwin! Thank goodness I found you!” she exclaimed in relief.'''

“Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey…………………...Pam?” Gumball asked awkwardly.

'''Penny’s expression fell. “Did you just call me Pam like it was a question?”'''

'''“Hah! Did I say Pam? I-I’m sorry, dude. I meant...uh...uh...your name.”'''

'''Penny put her hands on her hips and narrowed her eyes. “Which is?”'''

Gumball and Darwin laughed nervously as Penny scowled at them.

“Which is?”

'''They both sighed. Darwin gasped and raised his hand, then sighed and put it down.'''

'''“Penny! My name is Penny!” she yelled.'''

'''“Penny! Of course, dude, I’m sorry. Hey, listen, we’re in a massive hurry, but we should totally hang out soon! I’ll—I’ll call you.” They started to walk away, but Penny blocked them.'''

'''“Not so fast. You don’t remember me at all, do you? And this, this is just some hollow promise!”'''

'''“Dude, it’s not that,” Darwin told her. “We’ve just been distracted. Because, uh, uh, heh, heh...a funny thing happened. See that hole?”'''

'''Penny walked up to the open manhole and looked down it. The Darwin kicked her down the manhole.'''

'''“Darwin!!” Gumball screamed. “I can’t believe you just did that!”'''

“Did what?” Darwin asked.

“Uh, eh— I don’t remember.” Then they ran off.

'''Rob appeared again and kneeled down by the manhole. “Frustrating, isn’t it?” he shouted down to her.'''

“Just get me out of here,” she hollered back.

'''Rob helped her out of the hole. She brushed herself off.'''