The Plan/Transcript

Daniel Lennard

 * Where are they? Where are they? Where are they?!
 * Is it really that important?
 * Of course it is! This is Kupock the barbarian! Without his weapons he's... Kupock, the weird dude who hangs out in furry underpants and looks like he's angrily trying to shake hands with people.
 * Like I said, is it really that important?
 * Hey, who's Daniel Lennard?
 * Ugh, who cares?
 * Him apparently. For Mom. Look at all this stuff he sent her. And listen to this. Here's another gift because your beauty and happiness is the most important thing in my world. Signed, Daniel Lennard. That guy's trying to steal our mom!
 * We need to find him and make sure-
 * What are you doing?
 * What are you doing?
 * Showing you how angry I am. If I had to pull a real frown every time you guys misbehaved, I'd be more wrinkly than a granny in a bath. What are you doing spreading trash all over the grass?
 * Uhh... recycling?
 * Really?
 * , and :  Mmhmm, mmhmm.
 * Ah, then I guess it's alright.
 * Oh my gosh, this is terrible! He's gonna steal mom! I don't feel good...  Okay, sorry about that. I think I'm better n-  Okay, I think I'm alright now-
 * Tsk. We should've seen this coming. She's a great mom, who wouldn't want her? We have to do something before that guy steals her away!
 * I've got a plan!
 * Oh my gosh, this is terrible! He's gonna steal mom! I don't feel good...  Okay, sorry about that. I think I'm better n-  Okay, I think I'm alright now-
 * Tsk. We should've seen this coming. She's a great mom, who wouldn't want her? We have to do something before that guy steals her away!
 * I've got a plan!

Initial Planning

 * First, Darwin uses his man voice to call mom, pretending to be her boss and tell her that she has to go in to work
 * Hello, this is your boss from the place you work--
 * When she leaves the house, we hack into her email, and send a message to Daniel Lennard posing as her to get him to agree to a secret meeting in the park tonight. Then we steal some of mom's clothes, THEN, we break for lunch, I'm thinking burrito... THEN, we sneak out of the house with the clothes and cross town to the park. Once there, you will tell Daniel Lennard that he is in danger...
 * You are in danger, Daniel Lennard.
 * And that Mom is a horrible carnivorous monster, and you are the survivors of her previous family. Then I'll attack in disguise of mom scaring him away forever. BOOM!
 * And that Mom is a horrible carnivorous monster, and you are the survivors of her previous family. Then I'll attack in disguise of mom scaring him away forever. BOOM!