The Bet/Transcript

The Bet

 * I still maintain that you wouldn't be able to beat dad in a eating contest.
 * Okay, okay, you win. LET ME OUT!
 * Your turn. I bet you can't kiss your own tail.
 * Challenge accepted.
 * Ha ha ha, dude. You look like a wiener with a botched facelift!
 * Ok, you lost. You're my slave for the day!
 * WHAT? No way, man, double or quits!! I bet you can't pluck that flower triplets and carry it across the playground.
 * Mmm hmm...
 * WAIT, NO! Errrr... I bet I can jump through my own leg!
 * Triple or quits!
 * Quadruple or quits!
 * What's the next duple after that?
 * Quintuple. Why are you repeatedly jumping on your face?
 * Because it's fun!
 * Define 'fun'.
 * Oh, you know, like hanging out with friends, gawking at girls, and playing games like this one!
 * Computing friends, girls, games. Results: zero.
 * Can I join your game?
 * Of course you can. Ok, we're playing bets, and the loser is the winner's servant for 24 hours!
 * But your chances of beating a robotic unit in any task is 0.000001%
 * Really? Well, I bet you can't say the alphabet faster than me!
 * Challenge accepted. Abcdefghijklmnopqr
 * The alphabet.
 * Recomputing question. Trick detected. Failure acknowledged.
 * Sorry man, you lose!
 * Switching hard-drive to slave mode.
 * Awaiting command.
 * Dude, we have our own super hi-tech robot for 24 hours!
 * We can use his power for the good of mankind!
 * We can save dolphins!
 * Stop global warming!
 * and bring peace to the world!
 * There's so much good we can do!
 * Do you have anything for this?
 * Well, I'm not a mechanic, but how long has this been going on?
 * Ever since I fell in love with your mom.
 * I thought you wanted to do good for mankind?
 * Yeah, but this is more fun. Now make out with the defibrillator!
 * Oh no, what are you doing?!?
 * What the..? Watterson!
 * We can use his power for the good of mankind!
 * We can save dolphins!
 * Stop global warming!
 * and bring peace to the world!
 * There's so much good we can do!
 * Do you have anything for this?
 * Well, I'm not a mechanic, but how long has this been going on?
 * Ever since I fell in love with your mom.
 * I thought you wanted to do good for mankind?
 * Yeah, but this is more fun. Now make out with the defibrillator!
 * Oh no, what are you doing?!?
 * What the..? Watterson!
 * Oh no, what are you doing?!?
 * What the..? Watterson!
 * What the..? Watterson!
 * What the..? Watterson!

Violating the First Amendment



 * : This is a violation of the First Amendment!


 * : Preventing you from breaking medical equipment and making jokes about the nurse's mother is NOT a violation of your freedom of speech!