The Words/Transcript

The Bus

 * Look, sun! Look, house! Look, roof! Look, ball! Look, door! Look, clown! Look, bird! You're not looking! BIRD! BIRD! BIRD! BIRD! BIRD! BIRD! BIRD! BIRD!
 * That's a d...
 * WAIT! RED! RED! RED! RED! RED! RED! RED!  GREEN!
 * Dude, I need you grab the emergency hammer.
 * I'm not breaking a window.
 * No, I need you to knock me out.
 * How about you ask Sussie to calm down a little?
 * I can't...
 * You're embarrassed, aren't you?
 * Just use the hammer...
 * Darwin Watterson, the fish who grew legs at the expense of his guts...
 * Shut up!
 * HEY, DARWIN! Which noise do you prefer? LALALALALALALALALALALALA! or KAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKA!
 * Excuse me, Sussie, but can you be a little quieter, please?
 * Certainly young Gumball, I'd be more than happy to apply!
 * What was that?
 * That was me, taking my hat off to you.
 * : Hats!
 * : Hats!

Lunch Room

 * I still don't understand how you can be so direct with people?
 * OH! It's really hard, you have to think the words and move your lips at the same time so it makes the right sound.
 * Teach me...
 * WHAT!?
 * UH- uh-...
 * Yea, that's what I thought.
 * That whole argument I just won only went on in my head, didn't it?
 * Well... nothing happened in reality so I'm gonna have to say yes.
 * What's that about?
 * That's me beating myself for being such a door mat.
 * What's that about?
 * That's me beating myself for being such a door mat.



Hall way

 * If you want me to teach you how to be direct, I can. But you have to promise to do exactly what I say. No questions asked!
 * I promise!
 * I want you to walk like a dog with an itchy butt.
 * I shouldn't have promised...

Schoolyard

 * Hi guys.


 * I think I actually under the purpose of this exercise, Your helping me get rid of my inhibitions by destroying the little dignity I had.


 * ...No dude... I WAS JUST MESSING WITH YOU!!


 * WHAT?! WAS IT REALLY *punch* NECESSARY *punch* TO TAKE ME *punch* OVER THE *punch* SAND BOX?!


 * Just show me who you want to be direct with, and I'll show you how its done.




 * Calm down honey, you're being over dramatic, this guy is to selfish and he's being a total control freak- Do you mind? I was in the middle of a conversation!


 * AH, I see what you mean now... Come on tell him how annoying he is


 * *phew* okay *phew*, You know Leslie when you try to sound intelligent sometimes you just- You just- : Come on man speak you're mind! you're so bottled up you're choking on your own frustration!  SAY *squeeze* WHAT *squeeze* YOU *squeeze* THINK!


 * WHEN YOU TRY TO SOUND SMART AND MIX UP YOUR WORDS YOU SOUND LIKE A FOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!


 * I- I don't know what to say... Thank you! thank you for telling me, I'll be forever graceful for your honesty!


 * Its- its grateful...


 * Ah yes, I'll be forever grapefruit for your honesty.

Computer Lab

 * HAHA! Hehe.


 * What?


 * Tobias just posted a photo, I'll send it over,


 * Oh for goodness sake! This is another thing that bugs me, He's always pulling that stupid pose! It's so annoying.


 * Well it's not really that annoying, its just a photo buddy...


 * It's not though is it? It's ALL the time! Dude, FYI you look super lame when you pull that pose, WHAT DOES IT EVEN MEAN?!


 * It's chucking the deuce man.


 * What, does that mean?


 * HA!

Hallway

 * I still don't understand, for my whole walking life I had to keep my mouth shut, having to deal with everyone annoying little habits, but now I can say what I like... ♫I feel like♫


 * Dude what are you doing?...



What He Thinks About Us!
''Ever since I was a young fish /? I always held my tounge /? Never spoke the words I felt inside and now my time has come / I'd push my feelings deep deep down / now I'll tell the world''.

Exactly what I think and feel / About every boy and girl.

Rest of class: Every boy and girl!

Darwin: Yeah!

Rest of class: Gonna tell us what he thinks about us! / Gonna tell us what to do! / Gonna tell us what he thinks about us! / Gonna show us something new!

Darwin: Stop! / Masami's popular and funny / But your friends just like you for your money.

Rest of class: We only like you for your money!

Darwin: Jamie's rude and impolite / Because she's half cow half troglodyte.

Rest of class: She's half-cow half-troglodyte!

Darwin: Carrie thinks her style's unique / But she's just one more emo freak.

Rest of class (mainly Banana Joe): She's just one more emo freak!

Darwin: Joe your jokes are lame and lazy / And you sing just like a dog with rabies!

Hallway

 * Where do people go when they run away crying like that?


 * Uh, haha, I feel a bit silly now


 * OH JUST STOP IT! Alright?!

(Teri is spraying a door handle)


 * Well, what does it matter to you? You do know there are more germs on an average door handle than there are on a toilet seat.


 * Well, if that's the case, we should all open doors with our butts! (tries to open door with his butt) Almost got it.

Darwin, what are you doing?

Evil Darwin
No more Mr. Nice guy I found a new style with claws and pointy teeth and a venimous smile!

Goodby goody two shoes I'm no longer uptight cause now I'm a shark and I'm ready to bite!

I say what I want and the truth's gunna stay

I'm ignorant and blunt and it will hurt when I sing! HAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!!!!!

So look out w-