The Brain/Transcript

Diagnosing Anais.

 * Okay let me see.




 * One-hundred and ten.


 * One-hundred and ten degrees? She's burning up!


 * No, that's just how much we charge for removing the thermometer. Her temperature is normal. Ninety-eight.




 * No, ninety-eight is how much it cost for me to explain that to you.




 * Now, follow my finger.




 * Interesting. How about...




 * Well, as a medical practitioner, I don't like the sound of this at all. But as a part-time deejay, I'm kind of feeling it. Me and my dogs we keep it a hundred, hundred. Money in the way twenty-twenty focused, skree. Stacks and stacks skrilla up to the ceiling, ceiling. Hands in the air, you know the feeling, skree.


 * Doctor, please. Can you tell us what's wrong with her?


 * Yes, allow me to demonstrate. Could one of you do something stupid?




 * I got it!




 * Just as I suspected. Your daughter's been facepalming at your stupidity for so long it's becoming dangerous. Take a look at this X-ray.




 * There will be serous consequences for her brain if she facepalms again. Let's assume this is a standard Watterson brain. If the facepalming continues, in six months, she'll go from a  Nicole to a Gumball.  In nine months, she'll be a Darwin.  By twelves months, she'll have the intelligence of an amoeba. . And at eighteen months, she'll have gone full Richard.


 * Oh no! Richard am sad!


 * What should we do Doctor?


 * I'm afraid there's only one cure. Anais cannot be exposed to any form of stupidity for an entire week.


 * Nine whole days?!

Trying Not To Mess Up.



 * It's gonna be pretty hard not to mess up, even with her wearing noise-cancelling headphones. I mean, dumbness kind of runs in our family. Just look at the Watterson coat of arms.


 * What does that Latin stuff mean?


 * "Insert Family Motto Here."


 * Yeah, okay guys, can you just get on with it?


 * Oh yeah, sorry. Five milkshakes and a double-triple cheeseburger.


 * For the fifth time, sir, this is a hospital parking lot, there's no food here.


 * What about those mints?




 * You forgot the napkins.




 * No, more to the left.




 * Almost there.




 * Little but further.




 * There you go. Thank you.


 * I think I'm gonna put these noise-cancelling headphones right here.


 * [Principal Brown and Miss Simian come when the Wattersons go]
 * Principal Brown: Two cheeseburgers please, and hold the pickle.
 * Principal Brown: Two cheeseburgers please, and hold the pickle.




 * [The scene goes to the Watterson´s house]


 * She's asleep.
 * Good, then that is probably the time we drain ourselves.
 * What do you mean?
 * Well, I feel like a giant udder of stupidity, bloating and bursting waiting for someone, anyone to milk me.
 * I agree with Gumball. But the context is really out of the talk. We can act really stupid when she is facepalming and when she is not here to witness it.
 * Please, scan your items in the ba-a-gg c-ca-rr-yyyy
 * I think we found something even more infinite than the universe.
 * The love that you give to us?
 * Oh yes, two things. Your abilities to emotionally manipulate me and all this family stupidity.
 * It´s not stupid if it works.
 * I´m gonna take Anais to the mall and by the time I get back, I want this house bleach clean!
 * ==Walking Through The Supermarket==
 * [Nicole is in the supermarket and is putting her purchases in the counter. The checkout clerk pick a box of            pasta from the purchases]
 * Checkout Clerk: Uh, pasta ah? Make you stud, as they say lately [Put the box in the other side of the counter]
 * Three boxes of cereal, ah? [By the microphone of the counter] Someone call to the police fast, cause we got a ce-real killer over here.
 *         [Nicole blushes and smiles embarrassement] 
 * Checkout Clerk: [Pick two drums of orange juice] Orange juice, or orange you´re-glad-because-this-round-is-special. [Pick a jar of pickles] Oh, you gotta dill´ with this pickles. [Grab a pen from his drawer and starts hitting it against the jar]
 * Checkout Clerk: [Singing] I am a dill
 * And I´m working at the till´
 * We´re supose to call it checkout
 * But I´m gonna stick my neck out and say
 * Till till, till dill, dill and till so dil´with it
 * [Grab a pickle and starts dance] I´m a dill´, I´m still working at the till´
 * Earn a dime and earn a nickle with my fickle ickle pickle
 * [Anais tries to facepalm herself but Nicole stop her]
 * Say till dill, dill till, dill and till, so dill´with it
 * [Put the pickle in his nose]
 * I had a little spill, with my friendly little till
 * Put you back into the jar with your herby vine-gar
 * [Put the pickle back in the jar and Nicole gets upset]
 * Say pickle fickle, jar can, I work and jerk and stand
 * And bag a dill pickle, dill pickle
 * D-d-d-d-d-d-deal with it, lady.
 * Checkout Clerk: [Stops singing] That will be twenty five and ninety nine.
 *         [Nicole gives him many cuppons]
 * Checkout Clerk: Nope, I´m sorry ma´am, your cuppons expire the day twelve
 * Nicole: Come on, it´s twelve and one.
 * Checkout Clerk: It´s the store policy, not my fault.
 * Nicole: Yes it is, you just spend a half and hour singing a dumb pickle rap with a darn jar and a pack of jam.
 * Checkout Clerk: I´m sorry ma´am, the rules are the rules.
 * Nicole: Okay, I´m not getting in a fight with a teenager. Call to your supervisor please.
 * Checkout Clerk: [By the mycrophone of the counter] Bobby, go to the checkout, Bobby to the checkout.
 * [A little baby dog arrives at the counter]
 * Bobby: How can Bobby help?
 * Nicole: What? How can be you in charge? You got to be kidding, literally, I mean, you are so young that you didn´t know the alphabet yet.
 * Bobby: Yes I do, a, b, c, d, e, f, g... [Starts thinking]
 * Checkout Clerk: [Whispering] H...
 * Bobby: H and i, and... [Invents letters of the alphabet]
 * Nicole: Well, that was pretty sweet, but I still need talk to the store-manager
 * [A wood with milk in a suit and tie in a baby walker arrives at the counter]
 * Nicole: Well, this is really over-palming.
 * Store-Manager: [In a baby language] Well madam, if you wish, I can refer you to the CEO.
 * [A belly woman appears]
 * Nicole: Finally, an adult, so about your cuppons policy.
 * CEO: [In the belly of the woman] Sorry madam, but I have to report it to my shareholders. Guys, would you like to step it in, please?
 * [A fat man appears']
 * Shareholders: [In the belly of the fat man] Sure, what seems to be the problem?
 * [Anais tries to facepalm herself again but Nicole stops her.]
 * ==Back To Our Stupid Home==
 * Checkout Clerk: [Whispering] H...
 * Bobby: H and i, and... [Invents letters of the alphabet]
 * Nicole: Well, that was pretty sweet, but I still need talk to the store-manager
 * [A wood with milk in a suit and tie in a baby walker arrives at the counter]
 * Nicole: Well, this is really over-palming.
 * Store-Manager: [In a baby language] Well madam, if you wish, I can refer you to the CEO.
 * [A belly woman appears]
 * Nicole: Finally, an adult, so about your cuppons policy.
 * CEO: [In the belly of the woman] Sorry madam, but I have to report it to my shareholders. Guys, would you like to step it in, please?
 * [A fat man appears']
 * Shareholders: [In the belly of the fat man] Sure, what seems to be the problem?
 * [Anais tries to facepalm herself again but Nicole stops her.]
 * ==Back To Our Stupid Home==
 * [A fat man appears']
 * Shareholders: [In the belly of the fat man] Sure, what seems to be the problem?
 * [Anais tries to facepalm herself again but Nicole stops her.]
 * ==Back To Our Stupid Home==
 * [Anais tries to facepalm herself again but Nicole stops her.]
 * ==Back To Our Stupid Home==
 * ==Back To Our Stupid Home==
 * ==Back To Our Stupid Home==

''[Nicole and Anais are in the car. The phone of the car starts to ring and Nicole attends it]''


 * Nicole: Hello.


 * Richard: [By the phone of the car] Hello honey, we do not bleach the house at all yet. Can you please tell me if the thing of bleach, was like a joke or you were saying it litteral?


 * Nicole: What do you done?... [Looks at the house and gasp. It´s all painted white]


 * Richard: [By the phone of the car] We heard it in a litteral way.


 *         [Nicole looks to the house in shock and she turns the car]


 * Nicole: [To Anais] I´m gonna go for a round to the mall one more time, honey. [Angry to Richard] The house looks like a retreat of paradise. Fix it now!!

''[In the house, everything looks white and Gumball and Darwin are wearing sunglasses. Richard tries to                        hang up the phone, but he can´t see where the phone´s base is]''


 * Richard: Kids, get up your pants, cause we gonna get it all work out.


 * Darwin: You mean that we gotta get the whole house get painted in the next ten minutes?


 * Richard: Don´t be silly, we got about two.


 * Gumball: What?, that is impossible.


 * Richard: I think you mean, [Takes out a paint thrower weapon] fun-possible.


 *         [Nicole arrives to the house]

Nicole: What a...?...

''        [Looks at the house. Richard, Gumball and Darwin are painting the house with the fake weapons, throwing            the paint to each other]''

A Family Reproach.

 * [Nicole enters to the house and all is painted]


 * Nicole: Hello?. [Starts to smell something, and look to Gumball, Darwin and RIchard who are in the couch smiling with spots of paint in his faces] What´s that smell?


 * Richard: Is the lunch of cheese in the oven.


 * Nicole: Right, why don´t you wacht some tv, Anais? Well I going to check on the lunch.


 * [In the kitchen, Nicole wtch inside the oven and smells]


 * Nicole: [Angry'] Hey guys, can you step on here for a moment?


 * [Richard, Darwin and Gumball go to the kitchen]


 * Richard: What is it, honey?


 * Nicole: The mold is upside down.


 * [In the oven, the mold with the melted cheese is upside down]


 * Darwin: In the recipe book it said that we should turned until it reaches a hundred degrees.


 * Richard: And your probably don't like the dessert either.


 * Nicole: What is it?


 * Richard: Cream... [Opens the door of the refrigerator. There are three plates burning up]... very brulee.


 * [In the living room, Anais is watching the tv]


 * Nicole: [In the background] What is the matter with you?...


 *         [In the tv, the weather guy is talking during the news. A red cross is next to him]


 * Weather Guy: But tomorrow, there will be high temperatures with some RCP and rays. [Then, an sthetoscope appears next to him] Then, the things will be hard for the nurse, so we will be sure they take intensive care.


 * Anais: Huh?

