User:Cwisteh

Wait a minute, do you think I'm a guy?

You don't? Really?

'''I knew it. Yeah, you do.'''

'''Listen, I'm not a guy. I'm female. I have long hair and an affinity for applying lip gloss way too often.'''

'''Repeat after me: Ich bin kein Mensch. No habla espanol, por favor. Az én légpárnás tele van angolna. Un, deux, trois. I used Google Translate. Вы идиот, вы действительно решили посмотреть это?*'''

'''*I do know Russian. This was all me.'''

I'm Cwisteh, but you can call me Cwisteh. I'm a new, local grammar nazi, even though I'm not German. That rebel![[File:Myson.jpg|thumb|My son. He is a potato in a funny paper hat with a marker face.

He BELONGS in TAWOG. He's like, Idaho's city-boy brother.]]

I usually waste time here fixing grammar, spelling, punctuation, and people's perception of the show. I'm really big on accuracy, so I find one thing too vague, I will search the entire internet for details that make it less vague and more...detailed.

I swear, I don't do many major things, unless nobody's started an article about something, in which case I go full-blown detailed and crazy.

I've also been adding pictures, and now, it is entirely my fault that there may or may not be a new logo for this wiki. Sorry. My bad.

Wait a minute, you're no grammar nazi!
I am a grammar nazi. I'm just Russian. Sure, we Ruski hated nazis for a while back in the World Wars, but that's not stopping me from aggressively enforcing proper grammar like one would!

Oh, man. I think that was offensive. Just assume "nazi" means parsley and it's all good. Except parsley doesn't enforce proper grammar.

I don't believe you.
Awesome! Just prepare yourself, because if Grammar, Punctuation, Spelling, or Capitalization on your posts are off in any way...I'll be back.

Fine, I believe you. Do you have ANY other quirks?
I love the cartoon Tom & Jerry. I watch it when I can. To pay tribute, I've named this profile Jerry. And the grammar nazi graphic. And its caption. And that chick I have for my profile pic. And that plush pig from Angry Birds. Really, everything I own is named Jerry.

Besides, it's troublesome having to remember different names. This one name is easier to remember.

What about the badge dilemma!?
It's a badge, people...if you tell someone on the street that you've earned the Shout Out! badge after an hour, awesome, but th

ey're really not going to care...

Take it, leave it, make it an option, I don't care.

Nevermind, they're gone now. What badge dilemma? None! Ehehehehe...

Holy batman! You've already done THAT MANY EDITS?
Technically, 25% of them or so are grammar edits or spelling fails that I've fixed. And that's wrong.

Who are you, and why are you messing up my wiki?
I swear, I wouldn't mess it up! I'm a girl who's not in college yet, and isn't old enough to go. That's all you'll learn, or else someone will arrive at my place and steal my garden hose or something. I don't know. I like writing stories in my spare time and doodling when I have spare time in my spare time. I'm currently nursing the pen right now in a drama-action-adventure-romance-supernatural fiction story.

I also like doing graphic design a lot. I make people that don't exist in Inkscape. But if I could do one thing really well, it'd be cooking. I love cooking. But I totally reek at it.

So, that's who I am!

Why are you so involved? Are you trying to find out my credit card number through articles and comments?
What? No way, man. I don't want your credit card number. I'm just involved in this because I have a lot of spare time and I like hanging out in wikis. If I didn't like wikis, I wouldn't be around. But I like wikis!

*NOTE* I will be way less active starting August 22! School! I am not yet in college, but I still get boatloads of homework. I'm a slow writer, so I probably won't come into existence here until about 6:00 Central Time. After that, I'll be tired. So, meh.

Answers to the talk page, please?
Dear mysterious person who asked if I'm Russian, yes, thank you for acknowledging that I'm not Soviet. I am indeed Russian, and very good at it.

Dear mysterious person who asked for Penny standing up for Gumball photos, I'm working on it. But I'm lazy.

INEVITABLE : You can make funky text magic too. I just looked it up. This website is a good one:

Stuff about me that you don't care about!
My favorite character is DARWIN. I love them all to bits, but when it comes to our favorite naive goldfish, Darwin can't be beat.

I'm going for the intended Gumball/Penny pairing, though I have nothing against Gumball/Darwin pairings either. I don't know if Darwin should end up with anyone, I like him as he was earlier -- single.



My thing on OC's is that I generally don't like them. I'm sorry, but a lot of them have very few faults and too many bits that make them seem like saints. I believe a good OC has just as many bad qualities as good qualities, and they have specific details that might have minor contradictions.

If the OC is well made, I will appreciate the effort and may even become interested.

Favorite quote:

Gumball: "What does a warrior need for a good warm-up?" Darwin: "Mittens and a scarf?"

I want to go into animation, if not cooking or graphic design or web design (but I hate programming, so we'll see about that one in 2 years).

I'm too proud and self-centered to be perfect in any way, but I can be a good friend where it counts. I like that people have opinions, and I believe they should express them if it doesn't interfere with anyone's life.

Are Gumball and Darwin gay? My personal opinion: NO. It's cool if you believe in their unintended homosexuality, just don't shove it in my face. And don't shove any homophobic responses at me either. Gay people are awesome, but I believe that Gumball and Darwin were not meant to be these people. They're still awesome, though.



My favorite episode is THE DRESS. I think I almost cried when Darwin got heartbroken over the "new girl". And I found it hilarious that Gumball actually did look good in the dress! (Then again, he looks awesome every time he breathes. Except his yearbook photo. That looks like me pulling off my "wut is outdoors?" face.)

I love LASAGNA. LAH-SAH-NYAH. I'd marry my lasagna, then divorce it just so I could marry it again. And then I'd eat it, because who wastes lasagna like that? (NO ONE SMART.)

I like artoftrolling.com, but I don't usually visit 4chan. 4chan is great. It brings rainbows to the world every time someone posts. But if I visit 4chan too often, I will get sucked up into it like a vacuum. I will then turn into a mindless, trolling geek and tell people to click on a shady url that leads to a photo of an albino bunny.

No 4chan for Cwisteh.

I'm also one of those weird people that think, "gee! all these guys are animals! what would they look like if they were human?!". And so I visit deviantart because it's where all the artist people are, and I type in "tawog humans" because I'm so obvious like that, and I search through lots of TAWOG junk until my eyes recoil and I start shivering like a scared puppy because THIS ABOMINATION BURNS MY CORNEAS!

I begin to think, "who's the loser who drew it? I can totally best them". Despite the art style looking familiar, I still don't know the artist, so I go on the profile and OH BLOODY HUCK, IT'S ME.

And then I cry out of shame.

Allergies and shame.

Shameful.

I want to talk to you. How do I go about that?
It depends. Sometimes I hang out on chat. Then you can talk to me there. And it'll be radular.

However, the best way to get my attention is to reply to my comments. I'm like a hawk, I sniff out any replies on them, and then I reply right back.

Don't be shy when you're talking to me! I enjoy an occasional RP and I'm interested in a lot of things. Almost everything is talkaboutable.

Almost.

If you find yourself jabbering about MMO junk that I'm awkwardly stumbling around trying to understand, I will probably be polite and allow you to jabber on. Unless I'm in a really bad mood. In which case, don't talk to me at all. You'll quickly figure out when I am.

I've also got a formspring. I cautiously watch from the distance as Cray Zeekatladee. Say it out loud, I triple dog dare you. Crayzeekatladee.

Crayzeekatladee. Crayzeekatladee.

Crazy.

Dangit, you filthy pondscrubber! Y u no use interwebs anymore?
Hey, man, I don't live on the internet.



I've got a life, too. I have friends that are sometimes close enough to squish. I have parents who are always close enough to squish. I also lurk on other websites, and sometimes I cook. On occasion, I read books. Books about things.

I like doing that, and other things, too. Sometimes I will just switch off from this wiki.

That's alright. You can survive.

Right?

Yeah.

You can survive.

Why are you sleepy-grouching?
I've been up way later than usual fixing things. I'm trying to fix The Wattersons. Not working out.

Actually, I'm pretty much done. No more sleep-grouching. The only time you get Grouchy Cwisteh is when I am not happy. And I'm almost always happy!

You draw. Can we see?
Fine. But you gotta promise not to laugh.

You promised yet?

No?

Go do it, right now.

Yes, now.

I'm not stupid. Go do it.

You did it?

No, you didn't! Do it NOW!

Okay, I trust you.

I am infamousstalkerperso on Deviantart. Don't laugh.

I SWEAR TO GOSH, I WILL EAT YOU IF YOU LAUGH.

Pleaaase. Don't laugh at meee.

I trust you. And I make you guilty nao.

I want you so badly, .png humanized Gumball
If you have any cool pictures/humanizations/poems/explicit articles on roadkill, I'd love to see it. Shoot me a link and I'll check it out. Unless it's porn.

Or a rickroll.

In the name of the Flying Spaghetti Monster as my Lord, I beeseech you not to ruin my innocent mind with rickrolls and rule 34s!

Please!

You scratch my back, I don't scratch yours but inform you that I would except that I'd probably scrape your back off by accident
Art trades are great. But I don't do them because I suck at art like Helen Keller sucks at writing by hand.

I think that was offensive.

Unless you're delusional and/or don't care that I procrastinate 99% percent of the...eh, I'll finish this sentence later.

Short story, don't ask me for an art trade unless you're desperate.

F is for friends who do things together, U is for you and me...
People are starting to put "friends" things.

All my friends: Right, moving on!
 * Everyone

Wikis, wikis, I like wikis!
I edit several other wikis in addition to this one, although this is the one I hang out in most often.
 * The Amazing World of Gumball Answers Wiki (2nd most often)
 * The Amazing World of Gumball Wiki
 * Regular Show Wiki
 * Gumbapedia (rarely)
 * Adventure Time with Finn and Jake Wiki (occasionally)
 * Chowder Wiki (rarely)

I thought you WANTED to be able to write "hummus rules" on the front page
Well, yeah, being admin would be nice, but I'll survive in comfort right now. I wouldn't screw up anything unless I was misguided and/or hypnotized by trolls.

In the meantime, there are plenty of pages that desperately call the Grammar Nazi's name!