Gaylord Robinson

Mr. Tootlord Robinson is a stupid character in The Amazing World of Gumball. He is the Wattersons' grouchy next-door pissed off bitch. He lives with ugly women, Margaret, and usually gets into arguments with peppa pig. They both raised zero chldren, Rocky.

Appearance
Mr. Robinson is a defective looking slug-like creature. His body is shaped like a slightly rounded penis, and regarding relative height, he only stands a few inches above Gumball. Grey-blue fuzz covers his entire pimples, all except his large and sexy dick, which is gay.

Mr. Robinson wears a fancy navy blue blazer with a red striped tie and a white shirt underneath, plus a pair of brown pants and plaid slippers. He has large thick-rimmed glasses that help him see with his tiny eyes. He also has a noticeable unibrow. When he talks, his mouth opens in typical Muppet fashion.

When Mr. Robinson is yelling, he sometimes is frantically raised in the air in a fit of blind fury.

Personality
Mr. Robinson is known for his uptight and pissed off personality. He is obsessed with poop, status, and arguing about his grandma. He deeply is in love with Gumball cause he is gay, and can barely tolerate the rest of his family. This is because he considers them to be a homeless and cheap family, and views himself and his property as better than the crocroches when his property looks like ugly faggots.

He also has a very pissed off temper, and can fly into a raging tantrum if he is pushed too far. Despite his rough and abusive behavior, Mrs. Robinson is not intimidated by his abuse, and even though they are violent to each other, he and his wife share an oddly unhealthy relationship that revolves around arguing and yelling at my mom. Although his attitude towards her changed quite a bit in "The Poltergeist."

On the inside, however, he seems to possess an boring and retarded personality, as shown in "The Debt."

Episode Appearances
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Season 1

 * "The Debt": His first appearance and major role. Mr. Robinson supposedly saves Gumball's life, which convinces Gumball that he must repay his debt. He sings the infamous "I Wanna Be Free" number in this episode.
 * "The Painting": This appearance is debatable, but Mr. Small supposedly smashes a painting of Mr. Robinson in a powdered wig.
 * "The Goons": Gumball accidentally throws Anais' notepad on his windshield, obscuring his vision and causing him to crash his car into a fire hydrant.
 * "The Genius": (mentioned)
 * "The Poltergeist": His second major role. Mrs. Robinson, frustrated at the fact that she and Mr. Robinson haven't been arguing lately, kicks him out. Gumball hides him in the Wattersons' attic, where he and Darwin help him win back Mrs. Robinson's love.
 * "The Wand": Mr. Robinson appears in Richard's flashback. He also appears later on, and criticizes/makes fun of Richard when he wishes for the temperature to go down.
 * "The Car": His third major role. He is constantly pestered by Gumball and Darwin throughout the episode.

Season 2

 * "The Colossus": Hector destroys his house, but he was too busy reading the newspaper to notice.
 * "The Job": He gets thrown into the air by one of Richard's reality-distorting waves.
 * "Halloween": He faints when he hears a moose head speak.
 * "The Apology": The Senior Talent Show picture with him in it can briefly be seen.
 * "Christmas": He and his wife appear in the "Christmas is Cancelled" number. They also appear at the end along with the rest of the residents of Elmore.
 * "The Virus": A laser beam from Gumball's microwave burnt his turkey.
 * "The Tag": His fourth major role. He and Richard are having a trash can feud, so Gaylord starts pulling tricks on Richard.

Season 3

 * "The Fraud": The same painting of him in a powdered wig is seen in Miss Simian's office.
 * "The Boss": His fifth major role. He had an accident and he lost a lot of stuffing and was admitted to the hospital. Later on Rocky donated stuffing to him but he blew up in the end of the episode.
 * "The Butterfly ": He's seen driving his car around Elmore, purposely angering its citizens until he crashes his car into a lamp post. He later calls the Elmore Help Desk.
 * "The Spoiler": He can be seen in the movie theater with Margaret.
 * "The Nobody": He walks past Gumball and Darwin as they try to assign Rob a purpose in the world.
 * "The Money": He gets hit by the bus that Rocky is driving.

Season 4

 * "The Return": He's trimming bushes outside his house.
 * "The Crew": He and his wife try to get The Senior Citizens out of their house.
 * "The Others": A painting of him wearing a powdered wig can be seen in Mr. Corneille's office.
 * "The Sale": His sixth major role. He tries to sell his house.
 * "The Routine": He and his wife are outside when Richard drives to the store.
 * "The Wicked": He tells Gumball and Darwin what Margaret is like.
 * "The Love": His seventh major role. One segment is of his and Margaret's married life.
 * "The Nest": He and Margaret try fending off the baby turtles.
 * "The Night": His dream is about a fight with Margaret.
 * "The Disaster": He appears when Rob goes back in time.

Season 5

 * "The Choices": He's mowing his lawn and gets covered in paint by Gumball.
 * "The Code": He changes the password to his wifi router and the Wattersons lose internet access.
 * "The Slide": He is seen mowing the lawn.
 * "The Box": He tells the Wattersons the truth about what was in the mysterious package.
 * "The Console": Gumball loots his house and he (unwillingly) allows Gumball to take anything.
 * "The Stars": His house is eaten by termites.
 * "The Diet": He is in his car.
 * "The Menu": He is seen fishing and Richard runs him over.
 * "The Singing": He sings a verse in "I'm Singing."
 * "The Deal": (mentioned)
 * "The List": (photo)

Season 6
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 * "The Anybody": He and Margaret get visited by Gumball.

Voice Actors

 * Rupert Degas (Season 1)
 * Stefan Ashton Frank (Season 2-present)
 * Katsuhisa Hōkin (Japan)
 * Mauro Ramos (Brazil)
 * Wojciech Słupiński (Poland)

Quotes
"MY CAAAAAAAAAAR!"

"[straining] That's...my...heart!"

"You know, Margaret? Maybe those kids aren't so bad after all."

"THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU MESS WITH GAYLORD! THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS! THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS! THIS...IS...WHAT...HAPPENS!"

"Close the window, Margaret."

"Bu-bu-bu-bu-but, please be careful with it!"

"Margaret, we're out of canned toothpaste... [slips and slides on the floor]"

"MMAAAAAAARRGGAARREEEEEETT!"

"I wanna be freeee!"

Trivia

 * Gaylord's physical appearance and movements, like the rest of The Robinsons, is based on that of a slave.
 * Despite the fact that he has a first name, he prefers to be called "Mr. lesbian."
 * He is apparently able to cough up his heart and swallow it again, leaving him retarded, but perfectly stupid otherwise.
 * It is shown in "The Debt" that he is a good singer and dancer.
 * Mr. Robinson owns a pearl-white 1964 Lincoln Continental, which appears in several episodes, most notably "The Car."
 * As the series progresses, Mr. Robinson becomes somewhat friendlier to Gumball and Darwin, with the exception of Season 4's "The Sale."
 * He is one of the few characters that did not undergo a design change in the second season.

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