The Shell/Transcript

School Play
(This episode starts off with a school play of Beauty and the Beast and Gumball is dying)
 * Oh, my heart! Oh, it is broken! Argh! I'm going! I'm going! Argh! Ooh! This is the end of me!  Argh! My heart!
 * Ooh.
 * Is the beast gonna be all right? He just wanted to be loved!
 * Uhhhh.... When Belle came to see the Beast, she realized that she had loved him all along and cried for her lost love.
 * Thanks to your tears, Belle, the curse has been lifted!
 * They called him a beast because he looks like a beast, but her love made him beautiful!
 * Yeah. Now that the fairy's curse has been lifted, we can finally seal our love, with a kiss!
 * Is this really happening?! 'Cause there was no kiss in rehearsals.
 * I kinda improvised.
 * Then how come we're not exploding?! We're in space! And why are we always in space when we're gonna kiss? Also--
 * Come on. Hurry up. Everyone's looking. Three, two, one...
 * Is this really happening?! 'Cause there was no kiss in rehearsals.
 * I kinda improvised.
 * Then how come we're not exploding?! We're in space! And why are we always in space when we're gonna kiss? Also--
 * Come on. Hurry up. Everyone's looking. Three, two, one...
 * Come on. Hurry up. Everyone's looking. Three, two, one...

Dressing Room

 * Come on. I'm sure it wasn't that bad.
 * Not that bad?! If I did that in a cage fight, I'd be disqualified! This can't be happening!
 * Hey, guys. Don't panic. We don't know how bad it is yet. Come on. Tell me how it looks.
 * Uhh...it's a nice scar. Gives you character, like a.. beautiful warlord or an adorable Frankenstein, or something.
 * Wait, I've got a scar?!
 * No, don't worry. It's not a scar, it's more of a crack!
 * What?! How bad is it?!
 * Oh, no, it's cute! It's like there was a teeny-weeny really pretty earthquake in your face.
 * What was that?
 * Nothing!
 * Ohh, what have I done?!
 * What are you doing?
 * Hurting your head made his heart hurt, so he's hurting his head with your hand to heal his heart.
 * Look, if you really want to do something, just help me fix this.
 * Hmm. Well, maybe if we put the accent on your good eye and integrate the area of discontent into the piece as a whole, no one will notice. Okay, pass me the rouge. Okay, pass me the mascara. Forget it, pass me the paint roller.
 * Guys. This isn't going to work. I'm going to have to tell my dad.
 * Hurting your head made his heart hurt, so he's hurting his head with your hand to heal his heart.
 * Look, if you really want to do something, just help me fix this.
 * Hmm. Well, maybe if we put the accent on your good eye and integrate the area of discontent into the piece as a whole, no one will notice. Okay, pass me the rouge. Okay, pass me the mascara. Forget it, pass me the paint roller.
 * Guys. This isn't going to work. I'm going to have to tell my dad.
 * Guys. This isn't going to work. I'm going to have to tell my dad.
 * Guys. This isn't going to work. I'm going to have to tell my dad.

Street

 * Hey, so, um, you know when you were looking at your eye and there was that.. mm.. what was that?
 * Don't know what you mean.
 * You know, there was that..
 * I have no idea what you're talking about.
 * You know. The..
 * I really don't know--
 * WHAT'S IN THE SHELL, WOMAN?!
 * OK. It's the... It's the real me.
 * Get outta here! Can I see?
 * No. No one can see. My dad would go nuts.
 * Don't worry, young lady. I am the nutcracker!  Oh, that's funny. 'Cause I cracked your shell, and... uh...

The Fitzgerald House

 * Okay, I think you've done enough argument warm up. Are you ready to tell her dad now?
 * Yeah, I guess it's time. No, still terrified.
 * Hey! What's going on here?
 * Penny! Where were you? We were worried sick!
 * Mr. Fitzgerald! Can I call you Rob?
 * No.
 * Can I call you Bobby?
 * Bobert? The Bebop? Burcher? Bobzilla? No, wait! Trebor!
 * That's Robert backwards.
 * My name is Patrick.
 * Okay, Dad. Before you say anything, don't get mad.
 * What the--?! What happened?
 * Were you involved in this?
 * I wouldn't say involved, more like directly responsi--
 * I don't see the problem. I mean what's inside that shell that's so scary?
 * Something unstable and dangerous. We need to fix this right now!
 * HEY!
 * What if I don't want to be fixed?
 * You don't know what you want Penny. AND YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOUR MESSING WITH!
 * How would you know?
 * He's right, Dad. Everyone in the family has spent their life hiding from themselves!
 * Penny, you're grounded!
 * Ugh!
 * Now listen you. Penny is my daughter AND I DECIDE WHAT'S BEST FOR HER!
 * What? So best is not being herself?
 * Hey Patrick come on! Pat! Pat-man! Patty-cakes? Let's just go.
 * HEY!
 * What if I don't want to be fixed?
 * You don't know what you want Penny. AND YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOUR MESSING WITH!
 * How would you know?
 * He's right, Dad. Everyone in the family has spent their life hiding from themselves!
 * Penny, you're grounded!
 * Ugh!
 * Now listen you. Penny is my daughter AND I DECIDE WHAT'S BEST FOR HER!
 * What? So best is not being herself?
 * Hey Patrick come on! Pat! Pat-man! Patty-cakes? Let's just go.
 * Hey Patrick come on! Pat! Pat-man! Patty-cakes? Let's just go.
 * Hey Patrick come on! Pat! Pat-man! Patty-cakes? Let's just go.
 * Hey Patrick come on! Pat! Pat-man! Patty-cakes? Let's just go.

The Watterson House

 * Why are we doing this again?
 * Because your father is always jealous of what's on his neighbor's plate.
 * But why do we all have to do it?
 * Because he always cries when he's the first one to finish.
 * Nicole! Operation Greener Grasses failed! The chain is compromised! We are losing calories, I repeat: We are losing calories!
 * What's wrong, Gumball, honey? Don't you like Darwin's dinner?
 * I don't wanna talk about it.
 * Gumball headbutted Penny and now he's never allowed to see her again.
 * I meant I don't want anybody to talk about it.
 * Ohh, come here.
 * I meant I don't want anybody to talk about it.
 * Ohh, come here.

Penny's True Form

 * You okay, honey? You had nothing to eat.
 * Pft, don't worry mom! I'm a big boy, I'll be fine.
 * Penny?
 * Thanks. Gumball, I came to…have you been crying?
 * No! I just have really sweaty eyes. Wait, that's disgusting. Yeah, I was crying.
 * I came to say…I'm moving to another school. Dad thinks it's for the best.
 * WHAT THE WHAT?! Excuse my French, Penny, BUT THIS IS TOTAL BAGUETTE! It is not for the best that you're forbidden to be who you really are!
 * But, there's no other way.
 * Shh!
 * Shh!
 * Shh!
 * Shh!
 * What do you want me to do?
 * Be yourself. Come out of your shell.
 * But maybe you wouldn't like the real me.
 * There's no way that could be true. Whatever is inside, we can deal with it together.
 * Together?
 * Together.
 * You're right. You're right! I'm gonna do it!
 * That's it. Break free, Penny!
 * Okay. Here we go! I'm gonna be…MYSELF!
 * What the what? Eh, you look…you look--
 * What? Do I look bad?
 * No! You look uh--
 * I look disgusting, don't I?
 * No! Penny, I think you look--
 * Don't look at me! I'm A MONSTER!
 * No, Penny, wait! You look…extraordinary.
 * Nooo! It's a tragic misunderstanding that could have been easily avoided if he just finished his sentence in time!
 * Penny, please wait!
 * Gumball!
 * No! Penny, I think you look--
 * Don't look at me! I'm A MONSTER!
 * No, Penny, wait! You look…extraordinary.
 * Nooo! It's a tragic misunderstanding that could have been easily avoided if he just finished his sentence in time!
 * Penny, please wait!
 * Gumball!
 * Penny, please wait!
 * Gumball!
 * Gumball!

Chasing after Penny

 * Penny! Let me finish…please stop running! My sweat marks are reaching my pants!
 * Please, please…
 * Oh, Gumball, stop trying! You've said enough. How can anyone LOVE THIS?
 * Aah! Harold, do something!
 * Don't worry, honey, I'll deal with this.
 * Hello, is that pest control? Yeah, I need help! What does it look like? Kinda like an ugly cow on steroids but…uglier.
 * Penny, come back!
 * I'm disgusting! I'm a disgusting pig!
 * What the…you came out of your shell.
 * I know, she looks fantastic, right?
 * What have you done? You've turned her into a freak!
 * A freak…ishly beautiful young lady.
 * She looks like a pig-
 * -ture of beauty. Ha ha, absolutely!
 * You turned my daughter into a monster!
 * -truck! Of prettiness?
 * Gumball! Please tell my father that the monster is going to live in the forest, with all the other beasts!
 * What?
 * Ohh! I wonder why my daughter is upset after I called her a freaky pig monster! NOW WITH ALL DUE RESPECT, I'M GONNA HAVE TO ASK YOU TO SHUT UP! Think about what you've done. Do you realize you were wrong?  Good! But don't beat yourself up about it, parenting is hard! Now pop the hood.
 * I'm not letting you leave!
 * Gumball, no! You'll get hurt!
 * Ah! Look out! AAH!
 * Penny! Go up, go up, GO UP!
 * You're too heavy!
 * Aww, man!
 * What?
 * Ohh! I wonder why my daughter is upset after I called her a freaky pig monster! NOW WITH ALL DUE RESPECT, I'M GONNA HAVE TO ASK YOU TO SHUT UP! Think about what you've done. Do you realize you were wrong?  Good! But don't beat yourself up about it, parenting is hard! Now pop the hood.
 * I'm not letting you leave!
 * Gumball, no! You'll get hurt!
 * Ah! Look out! AAH!
 * Penny! Go up, go up, GO UP!
 * You're too heavy!
 * Aww, man!
 * You're too heavy!
 * Aww, man!

The Bananas' House

 * AAAAH! AAAAH!
 * WAIT!
 * Gumball, get off. Let me go!
 * No!
 * Gumball, get off. Let me go!
 * No!

Pest Control

 * Why do you care? I'm nothing to you now.
 * Y-you know what? Maybe you're right, you're nothing to me!
 * You hear? You're nothing!
 * I knew it!
 * No, no, no! I just said that so you would shrink.
 * Pest control! Out of the way!
 * Hey, kid! Go get her.
 * Stop! I command you to stooooooop.
 * Oh, creepers! I am so sorry, madam!
 * How dare you! You shot me! Kids, help me teach this guy a lesson.
 * That's it, Gum-Belle! Go save the beast!
 * Hey, kid! Go get her.
 * Stop! I command you to stooooooop.
 * Oh, creepers! I am so sorry, madam!
 * How dare you! You shot me! Kids, help me teach this guy a lesson.
 * That's it, Gum-Belle! Go save the beast!
 * That's it, Gum-Belle! Go save the beast!
 * That's it, Gum-Belle! Go save the beast!
 * That's it, Gum-Belle! Go save the beast!

A Happy Ending

 * Penny? Penny?
 * You know I…I-I was trying to protect you back there.
 * Yes, I know.
 * And you know why?
 * Yes, I know why. But just look at me, what will you think when people laugh at us?
 * No offense, but you kinda looked like a big coconut with holes in it before.
 * But do you really think you could love THIS!?
 * That's not what you are, it's just how you feel. And this is how I feel…
 * She was a monster! But he made her beautiful  with his love  like in their play, but backwards!
 * Yeah, I kinda think we all got that, Dad.
 * She was a monster! But he made her beautiful  with his love  like in their play, but backwards!
 * Yeah, I kinda think we all got that, Dad.
 * Yeah, I kinda think we all got that, Dad.