User blog:Cwisteh/Y U No Stop Adding Antagonists?

One day, I come skipping into the wiki. The pages are mostly restored now and whatever isn't restored is quickly fixed with Google cached versions of the pages or TAWOG wiki page history.

Great!

I then proceed to my favorite web pages; namely Rachel, The Dress, and the other major character pages. Nothing is deleted! Holy batman, that's brilliant!

But something doesn't feel right. I search the paragraphs. They're fine, if not a little spotty on grammar. The character info box is as it should be. Even the quotes are normal.

And then I check the category list on the page, and I cringe.

Staring at me is the word "antagonist". I stare at it. It continues to stare back at me, teasing me, mocking me. It is so tiny, so imperceptible, that it drives me insane that it is ruining a perfectly good page and getting away with it.

Antagonist.
Antagonist.

Antagonist!
And the day is ruined as I rush to remove the category "antagonist" from all the pages. The page for the category is already deleted, anyways, so it shouldn't even be a problem.

But it is.

Anyone reading this: STOP PUTTING PROTAGONIST AND ANTAGONIST CATEGORIES. Unless they will always, consistently, without a doubt be protagonists or antagonists forever, don't put it! The Robber could be a protagonist in one episode, and Gumball and Darwin could turn on each other and be both protagonists AND antagonists!

Only you can prevent -tagonist catagories.

Stomp out -tagonist categories.

Stop doing it, already, I'm running out of slogans.

Stop it already!

STOP IT!