The Flower/Transcript

Gumball's New Rival!?

 * 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, we are Elmore Junior High! 6, 7, 8, 9 ,10, spin around and start again!
 * Woohoo! That's my girl!
 * Right next to my heart, baby.
 * Dude, what are you doing?
 * What's the problem, can't a guy celebrate when his cheerleader girlfriend lands an amazing flip on a beautiful sunny day?
 * Okay, I don't know what kind of reality you're living in. First of all, this isn't a sunny day. Secondly, that move went wrong and you cheered.
 * and : Oh Penny, are you okay?
 * I face planted so hard, I've got grass on my tonsils.
 * Well someone found it entertaining.
 * And finally, she's not your girlfriend.
 * What? Well, then how come she blew me this kiss?
 * That's ketchup, you just smeared it all over yourself.
 * What the-! What's going on?
 * What's going on, is you've dragged me here to eat my lunch in the rain, so you can gawk at Penny like you do every day, even though you guys aren't even boyfriend and girlfriend!
 * Oh yeah, well you look like a s-swollen...traffic...cone!
 * Sorry dude, I didn't mean to offend you, I'm not saying it won't happen. But right now, you've got some competition..
 * Come on now, let's get you back inside.
 * Who? Leslie? Nah, they're just friends.
 * Oh, Leslie, what would I do without you.
 * And that's how it starts! Soon he'll be her boyfriend and you'll be history.
 * No, it's not like that, he's a nice guy.
 * No he's not, and I'm going to put an the end of this, RIGHT NOW!
 * ...Wow.
 * Penny...Leslie...STITCH!
 * No he's not, and I'm going to put an the end of this, RIGHT NOW!
 * ...Wow.
 * Penny...Leslie...STITCH!
 * Penny...Leslie...STITCH!

Confrontation

 * : You see, there's nothing going on. They're just eating lunch and chatting.
 * What do you think they're saying?
 * So how do you like my stupid pink petals and my fat yellow face Oh, I'm so pleased you like it. I use it to steal GIRLS FROM PEOPLE!
 * Who are you talking about?
 * Gumball is jealous of Leslie.
 * Leslie! why?
 * Because he's trying to steal MY GIRL!
 * You know, you should seriously consider becoming a carnivore.
 * Why?
 * Because before it ends up on your plate, this is what they do to vegetables!
 * Mm...humm... yeah. I'm not sure that baloney is such a good option though.
 * Well, at least I'm not eating my own kind...
 * Uh huh. Yeah.
 * In cold water...
 * Curse this feeble body, you should work out more.
 * Gumball, what is wrong with you?
 * What's wrong with you, hanging out with this loser, instead of me.
 * Come on, Leslie, let's get out of here!
 * Hadouken!
 * Penny, I'm so sorry.
 * No I'm not!
 * Shut up.
 * You're pathetic.
 * You're pathetic, you insecure weirdo. Oh.
 * Looks like I have to take care of this myself!
 * Wow.
 * I know, I've never seen him like this.
 * I know, I've never seen him like this.


 * And the case is solved! Commissioner Brown, arrest this man.
 * [confused] What are you talking about?
 * The case of the stolen trophy, which I have just found in his conveniently open locker.
 * Principal Brown, I think it's pretty obvious what's happened here.
 * He did it.
 * Ah hah, uh,see ya later
 * Huh, what? what's goin' on?
 * Uh, what's going on, is that we're about to open your locker and find a crowbar.
 * Okay.
 * Dude, I wouldn't do that if I were you.
 * Why, what did you make me do now? What's all this?
 * Um... Plan B?
 * Well, at least there's no crowbar.
 * Wow.
 * I know, right.
 * I know, right.

Resolution

 * Gumball, I think you owe Leslie an apology.
 * I would apologize but.... he'll beat me up again.
 * Oh! I'll do nothing of the sort!
 * Not you, him.
 * Who?
 * Me, you neck-to-face, CO2-breathing, self-pollinating, photosynthesizing, soil-eating, root-drinking, deciduous, petal-headed punk!
 * See, he hates me, it's been like this all day.
 * Look, I don't hate you, it's just... I'll explain everything when I get out of prison.
 * Prison? Gumball, we're not the police.
 * Wait, you mean I'm not wearing handcuffs?
 * Of course not.
 * Well, then, good luck finding me in Mexico!
 * Gumball, please make an effort with Leslie.
 * Yeah, okay.
 * I'm pleased we've got to spend this time together.
 * Me too, Penny was right, we do have a lot in common.
 * Phew, it's hot. Oh, a bench in the shade.
 * You know, after today, I never thought you and me would become friends.
 * Well, I guess sometimes life is just full of...
 * SURPRISE! Ah... I see you've met my hungry little friends.
 * I can't move!
 * That's right, I glued you to the bench. I guess we won't be "insecting" you at school tomorrow  Wait wait, I-I can do better,  we'll see how pretty you'll look after this, larva boy!  No, still not good enough,  that will teach you for being a creep...y...crawl- ah... you get the point.
 * WHYYYY?!
 * I'm so pleased you and Leslie are finally getting along.
 * Yeah, because for a while there, you completely lost it.
 * Where is he by the way?
 * Uh... he had to take care of something that was...
 * BUGGING HIM!
 * Nailed it!
 * Penny, keep away from him, he's insane!
 * How did you get away? I glued you to the bench!
 * You glued my pot to the bench!
 * Oh, Leslie. Are you okay?
 * STAY AWAY FROM HER! She loves me, She loves you not, She loves me, She loves you not!
 * DARWIN, HELP!
 * Dude, chill out! We have to do something, I don't recognize him anymore!
 * I think I know what to do.
 * DARWIN, HELP!
 * Dude, chill out! We have to do something, I don't recognize him anymore!
 * I think I know what to do.

Carrie's House

 * Don't break the circle of pepper. It's our only protection.
 * From what?
 * Jealousy. It's taken possession of his body. And it must be EXPELLED! Gumball, if you're there, give us a sign.
 * "Writing... in this way... is difficlut". Yeah, that's Gumball alright.
 * Good, it's not too late. Now, we must present the root of his jealousy. Leslie, take a step forward.
 * I... feel like I'm close enough already, how about you guys take a step back?
 * STUPID PINK PETALS, FAT YELLOW FACE.
 * Why is he so mean?
 * Come on, man. His face isn't that fat.
 * It's just disproportionate compared to his really weedy body.
 * Yeah, and because it's round, it's kind of full-looking, and the yellow makes you focus on it.
 * So, if it is a little fat, it's not that fat.
 * It's just very very plump.
 * Fat-faced people have feelings too you know, Gumball.
 * Alright, can we just get this done. Carrie, what's the next step?
 * Everybody, join me. Jealousy begone,  Jealousy begone, Jealousy begone, Jealousy begone, JEALOUSY BEGONE
 * What is that?
 * It's Jealousy, in it's purest form.
 * Gumball, are you alright?
 * No, no DON'T!
 * How come you have more comic books than I have? That makes me ANGRY!
 * Ah, Oof, Agh!
 * I want a TV in my room! Your bed's really sturdy, mine's not just well-made!.
 * Ahh!
 * Aww, I've always wanted a dimmer switch!
 * What do we do?
 * I don't know!
 * What do you mean you don't know?
 * I just read about it on the Internet, I didn't think it wasn't going to work!
 * How many pairs of shoes do you need? You don't even have feet!
 * Hey! Over here, you green freak!
 * Leslie!
 * I've got a vacuum bag with your name on it!
 * Ah no, turn it off, turn it off!
 * Gross.
 * Aaaah!
 * I wish I had my own bedroom! Like you!
 * I wish I had my own body! Like you!
 * Huh...I'm actually quite happy with my life.
 * And you! You betrayed me...if I can't have you, nobody will!
 * Aah!
 * What is he doing?
 * He's gonna explode! Gumball! You have to stop being jealous!
 * I can't! Not as long as Penny is going out with Leslie!
 * Aah! Penny! You gotta break up with Leslie!
 * What are you talking about? We're not dating, we're cousi--
 * Wait, did you just say he was your cousin?
 * Well duh, everybody knows.
 * Well duh, I didn't.
 * There's a lot of things you don't know about me, Gumball.
 * Oh.
 * I wish you said that earlier.
 * Yeah, so do I.
 * Sorry man, I just didn't know.
 * Well, I think that was a good lesson for you. Jealousy is a pretty ugly thing, Gumball!
 * Yep! I get it!
 * Haha, that's okay. You made it, man!
 * Heheh!
 * : Get your hands off of him, you undead, ectoplasmic, transparent, paranormal, spooky, floating, fringe-flicking freak!
 * ,, and : ...Wow.
 * Sorry man, I just didn't know.
 * Well, I think that was a good lesson for you. Jealousy is a pretty ugly thing, Gumball!
 * Yep! I get it!
 * Haha, that's okay. You made it, man!
 * Heheh!
 * : Get your hands off of him, you undead, ectoplasmic, transparent, paranormal, spooky, floating, fringe-flicking freak!
 * ,, and : ...Wow.