User blog:Zargy/The Cartoon Network Rap

This is the Cartoon Network Rap (clean)

I turn on the tube

After school

but somethings wrong

whats the f*ck's going on?

My favorite channle's gone

I can't move on...

First there's level up

which makes me throw up.

A baby'd have a fit

when they shoot monsters and sh*t.

But thats only on Monday

But on Saturday theres the Flicks

With that dumb*ss asain d*ck.

Talking 'bout ninjas and food,

like we give a f*ck!

The problem solvers a problem causer

Time wastin', seizure maker.

Sayin "cool" too many freakin times

And that d*mn Secret Mount...

(music stops, just talking now)

'''No, just stop, Zargy. Talk possitive'''

(music starts again)

If those shows were gone, that'd be sublime

Cause then there'd be more Gumball and Adventure Time!