User blog comment:Klonoamiyumi/Update on a tender situation/@comment-5588400-20130619013219

Ah, man, that's not the kind of thing you're supposed to try irl. It's just one of those things we all joke about, but never actually do, ya know? If I did half of the things I joked about, I'd either be dead, in jail, or severely injured lmao. It's a dangerous fetish and it's obvious that it isn't your thing, so don't let it get to you :)