The Disaster/Transcript




 * Ah, come on kids. Stop it with your yawning, it's a lovely morning.


 * We're up to buy some stuff at the Elmore Mall.


 * Saturdays are cool.


 * Cause we don't go to school.




 * And I am gonna buy some donkey... drool. Sorry, that's all I had.


 * Nothing can go wrong.

,, , : We'll be happy all day long, and that's the reason why we sing this song.

[The camera cuts to the Elmore Mall parking garage, where a red van sits inside]


 * Be careful with this universe remote, it has the power only a fool will not fear. Tell me, for what will you use it?


 * [Steps out of the van] You know for TVs. DVD players. VENGEANCE!


 * No! It cannot be used for evil! [A black cloudy hand reaches out from the van and tries to grab the remote away]


 * Back off, old man!

''[The van starts driving forward. Rob presses the arrows on the remote to try to stop the van. Eventually, the van lands on its side]''


 * Amazing!

''[Rob points the remote at an ATM and presses eject. The ATM starts spilling money. Rob then points the remote at a fire sprinkler, turning it on]''

[Rob then runs to the right side of the parking garage and turns the day into night, then runs to the left side and turns it back into day]

''[He then rewinds the time back to the time where he was trapped in the Void. He ends up standing behind Gumball, Darwin, and Mr Small]''


 * Look children. All the mistakes the world has ever made. ["Ever Made" echoes]

[Rob watches his past self trying to get Gumball and Darwin's attention]


 * Guys! Guys! Over here!

''[Rob watches his past self cling to the van as they leave. He then watches his past self sitting on a bench while Gumball and Darwin talk to him]''


 * There's no bad guy here! You could be our mortal enemy! ["Mortal Enemy" echoes]


 * You turned me into the villain, Gumball Watterson. You left me with this broken body. You gave me this ridiculous voice. But now, [points the remote at himself and resets his voice] I'm in control, [fast forwards back] and the time has come for you to pay.


 * Same for you buddy, that remote was $12.99.


 * There's no space to park, but we're having such a lark, that we don't have to wait until it's dark.


 * Break it down!


 * Gumball honey, could you stop that?


 * What? It’s not hurting anyone.


 * Just well it’s grieving and I’m driving. Gumball, I said stop.

''[The car ascends a level in the parking garage. Rob sees the car and smiles]''


 * [Hides behind a parked car] Prepare to suffer.


 * Gumball, I won't ask you again!


 * But I'm just playing wi- [Rob pauses the world]


 * [Walks up to the car] I will destroy you and everyone you love.


 * -window. I mean, what’s the worst that can happen?

[Later, the Wattersons are walking towards the stairs]


 * Everyone is happy, cause it really wasn’t my fault and even if it was I wouldn't have done that on purpose and therefore they forgive me-


 * I told you to stop playing with that window but you never listen! Talking to you can be like trying to comb the skin of a kiwi fruit!


 * What?


 * This is gonna cost a fortune! You think money grows on trees- well I guess it does cause it made out of paper- but that’s not the point I’m cutting enough your allowance for as broke enough as it is! I’m so angry I can’t figure out so I’m just gonna make sounds-[Whines angrily]

''[The scene cuts to a Laser Video Rental. Gumball and Darwin are inside, standing next to a bargain bin]''


 * Aww, cheer up, dude! Look, we still got two dollars, we can buy a game from here!


 * Everyone knows the bargain bin is just a grandma Christmas trap. [Takes a game] Spring Tractor Racing. The review says: "Here's a cheat code. Go left, forward, forward, right, forward, back to the store you got it from and ask for a refund."


 * [Takes a different game] Daisy the Donkey the Video Game! [reads review] "If boredom then put you into a coma during the show, then this game will finish the job..."


 * [Takes another game] Hey, look, they have a new Legend of Zelmore! [looks at the disk more closely] Wait, what? The Tale of Zolmore? For Polystation? [Opens the case] There's not even a disk inside! It's painted on the box! It's a knockoff!

{Rob appears outside]


 * Time to lose your brother.

[He points the remote at Gumball and turns the subtitles on]


 * Now we have nothing to play for the whole summer.

''[Gumball sighs. Subtitles appear in front of him]''


 * [Reads the subtitles] "If we hadn't adopted him, we would have enough money." Are- are you serious?!

''[Gumball notices the subtitles and shrugs. The subtitles change to read: Isn't it obvious?]''


 * What'ya mean "Isn't it obvious?!"

[The subtitles change again to "Are you stupid?"] 


 * [Reads the subtitles] "Am I stupid?!" [He starts to cry]


 * Dude, what's wrong with you?

[The subtitles change again]


 * [Reading the subtitle] "Apart from the fact that you're a glorified pet that looks like a tiny orange sausage?"

[Darwin throws a game at Gumball]


 * Ow! Dude! DUDE!

''[Gumball starts running. The subtitles move with him]''


 * Hey, wait-

''[The edges of the subtitle hits the doorway and falls apart, the letters spilling all over the floor. Gumball is knocked backward]''


 * [Gets up] What's going on? Darwin! DARWIN!

[He starts running after Darwin]


 * Buddy, wait- I didn't mean to upset you! [Starts crying]

[Gumball runs towards an escalator.]


 * Darwin! [sees someone] Darwin! Wait, wha?

[The camera reveals a person with a large, hot dog shaped head with Darwin-shaped hair]


 * You thought I was the Hot Dog Guy, right?


 * No, I thought you were my brother, Darwin.


 * Oh. That's a nice change.

''[Gumball runs down the escalator. He sees Richard, Nicole, and Anais]''


 * Mom! Dad! [starts crying]


 * [Hugs Gumball] Don't worry, sweetie. we'll find him.

[Gumball continues to cry]


 * Of course we understand you when you're making no sense, we're your family!


 * I think I mistranslated a word though. When you said: [imitates Gumball crying], did you really mean "evil magic subtitles?"

[Rob hides behind a column]


 * And now it's time to lose your parents. Parental Filter: Off. [Turns off the "Parental Filter"]


 * Okay, Nicole, here's the plan. You sort out this mess while I get a box of doughnuts and eat away the stress this family keeps dumping on me.


 * I know it's difficult because it's so prominent, but can you please forget your stomach for a minute?


 * It's your "nagging voice" I wish I could forget!


 * I wish I could forget YOU forgetting our anniversary!


 * [To Gumball and Anais] Sorry, kids, could you just cover your ears for a sec?

''[Gumball and Anais cover their ears. Richard and Nicole then have a muffled argument]''


 * Kids, your mother and I have come to an agreement. I'm getting a doughnut and she's getting a better husband.

and : WHAT?!

''[Nicole storms off angrily. Richard starts to panic]''


 * Gumball, please look after your sister. I'm gonna go and de-ruin our lives! [Runs after Nicole]


 * Dad, wait! [Runs after Richard]


 * Where are you going?!


 * [Stops running] He managed to win Mom over once, doing it again would be be like nailing the back of some high heels on a tightrope! [Starts running again]


 * But I'm supposed to be looking after you! [Runs after Anais]

''[Cut to Rob. He is still hiding behind the column]''


 * You will lose them all.

[Rob turns down the brightness until the screen is black]


 * [Still running] Anais, wait!

''[Rob turns the brightness back up, revealing Gumball lost in a crowd. Gumball sees Anais running and chases her]''

[Rob then turns down the brightness again, just as Gumball catches up to Anais]


 * [Jumps up] Gotcha!

[The screen becomes pitch black; a splat and a scream can be heard]

[''Rob turns the brightness all the way back up, revealing Sarah lying on the ground and Gumball face down on her face. He gets up with ice cream around his mouth and sees Penny. He shakes off the ice cream]''


 * [To Penny] I- I know there's no way to make this look okay, but I'm gonna try anyway.

[Rob peeks from behind a vending machine and changes the language spoken from English to Cantonese]


 * [In Cantonese] Penny! Someone has been messing with me all day, and now it looks like I'm cheating on you.


 * [In Cantonese] I know you wouldn't betray me like this, but this language sounds like we're arguing, so now I'm upset! [Starts crying and runs away]


 * [Still in Cantonese] No Penny please wait! [Starts running after Penny]

[Rob smiles and presses Fast Forward on the remote, speeding the chase up]

''[Penny runs up the escalator and stops at the top. Gumball accidentally pushes her through the glass railing]''

''[Penny screams as she falls. As her drink hits the floor, Rob pauses the scene]''


 * [Not paused] Huh?

[Gumball runs down the escalator and sees Nicole hugging the arm of one of the Construction Men]


 * What is this?

[He encounters Anais crying in a crowd]


 * What's going on?

[He walks by Penny falling in midair]


 * [Offscreen] I did warn you.

[The camera cuts to Rob walking towards Richard, who is crying and eating doughnuts]


 * I said I would destroy YOU [Takes Richard's wallet and pulls out a family photo], and everyone you love. [Tears the photo in half]

[Gumball falls to his knees]


 * YOU! It was YOU who did all this! My arch-nemesis, Roy.


 * No, no, no, my name isn't- MY NAME IS ROB, GOSHDARN IT! [Stomps foot]


 * Okay, sorry. But... how have you done this?


 * With THIS. [Shows Gumball the remote]


 * But why?


 * Wait up. This requires the right mood.

''[Rob changes the format to a widescreen format and turns down the color saturation. Sad music starts to play]''


 * You have only yourself to blame. Being the hero of all this means that I have to be the villain. But I never wanted to be the villain! I wanted to be the cute sidekick that gets his own plush toy and a spinoff show.


 * What are you talking about?


 * You really don't get it, do you? So happy to star in your "amazing world". Can't you see that none of this is real?!

''[The camera zooms back to reveal more of the mall. Gumball looks around]''


 * I- I don't understand.


 * [Sighs] It doesn't matter. Once you're out of the picture I can be WHOEVER I WANT!

''[Rob presses the AV button. An entrance to the Void appears behind Gumball]''


 * I'm sorry, Gumball Watterson. THERE'S NO OTHER WAY! [prepares to kick Gumball into the void]


 * NO! [tackles Rob]

''[The remote slips away from their grasp. Rob and Gumball roll over as they fight each other]''

[The two roll over the remote, causing smooth jazz music to play]

Gumball: It is me, or does this music add a whole different vibe to the situation?

Rob: Yeah, hold on.

''[The two roll back, over the remote, turning off the music. They continue fighting]''

''[Rob kicks Gumball dangerously close to the Void. Rob goes to grab the remote, then looks as Gumball runs towards him. Gumball knocks the remote away, causing it to hit a wall and flip over, turning on Slow Motion]''

''[In slow motion, Rob tries to punch Gumball, but his slow punch does nothing. Gumball attempts the same, but his punch is too slow. Rob tries again, to no avail]''

''[They both look at the remote. Gumball grabs it while Rob tries to hold him back]''

Rob: [In slow motion] Give me that remote you little-

''[Gumball presses the Off button at Rob, making him drop. The speed returns to normal]''

Gumball: [To Rob] Ha! In your face! [pauses] Dude?

[Runs to Rob]

Gumball: Oh my gosh. Rolf? Talk to me, Ralph! Oh, what have I done?! Wake up! Please, Ross, are you okay? Talk to me, Roj! [starts crying] What have I done to you? Oh, Ross-

''[Gumball sets the remote down on Rob. It slides off, turning the power back on]''

Rob: [Wakes up] THAT'S NOT EVEN A MAN'S NAME!!

''[Gumball screams and falls backward. Rob grabs the remote, corners Gumball, and uses the format to make the height of the screen hit his head]''

''[Gumball leaps at Rob, fails to grab the remote, and is "ejected" backwards towards the Void. Rob walks up to him]''

Rob: Time to eject you, once and for all.

''[He raises the remote at Gumball and presses "Eject". It doesn't respond. Rob angrily mashes the button to make it work. Gumball gets up]''

Gumball: HA! The batteries are dead! What now?

Rob:Well I guess you do what any heroes do to saves the one you love.You gonna follow the remote.

[Throws remote into the Void]