The Helmet/Transcript

"But it brought you good luck"

 * You know what? I don't think I'm gonna wear this anymore.
 * Why? I thought it brought you good luck.
 * Yeah, it does... But nothing's fun anymore. See? Watch this.
 * Yeah, it does... But nothing's fun anymore. See? Watch this.




 * Ta da...
 * WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, THAT'S FLIP-FLAPING-TASTIC!
 * Ya.. We could go at it maybe but now it's just lame I'll think i just gonna throw it out


 * DON'T THROW IT OUT! I could really use some luck right now, I been trying to get into win or don't win for 5 months but they have not been returning my calls


 * You'll never get onto that show, hat or no hat


 * There's a show called hat or no hat?
 * Look, you want it, you have it...


 * Hello? Would I? Tomorrow? Oh thank you, win or don't win


 * WOW, THIS HAT IS AMAZING!
 * Okay guys, as impressive as all this is, lets not get carried away, there's no way a tin foil hat is responsible for-


 * Richard, What are you-
 * Hello? Interview? Tomorrow? For a promotion and a pay rise?


 * What was that?
 * That was the sound of doom for the Wattersons.