Board Thread:News and Announcements/@comment-4423426-20160725012731/@comment-4634603-20160725072119

I'm a new convert to the church of Gumball. Yes, it was only but a few weeks ago that the peppy young feline came to me in a vision. "Watch my show," he said. "It's super rad," he whispered. And so, on a whim, I decided to binge the entire series over the course of a week. But after I was finished, I was left with an aching hole in my heart. There was no more Gumbo. I was finished. Whatever could I do?

But, in my darkest hour, another vision came to me. The messenger's face was blurred, but the words I can remember clear as day. "Come to The Amazing World of Gumball wiki," it cawed, shrieking violently, "you will love it!"

I listened to the spectre, and soon found myself perusing the website it so eagerly recommended to me. As I was viewing the navigation tags at the top of the screen, my eyeballs landed on what was to be, perhaps, the most important discovery of my late adolescence. A tab labeled "chat".

My right index finger blazed across my laptop, smashing into the left mouse button with the force of a thousand body builders rubbing their sweaty, greasy bodies against each other. A separate window popped up. Convenient, I thought, smirking. The window loaded, and I was greeted by the sight of at least half a dozen users, their names appearing alongside colorful avatars. "Elebizzyboi," one read, a picture of a poorly drawn ms-paint figure adorning the space adjacent to his name. "Kollector's Work," another read, his picture containing a pair of sunglasses resting atop a bundle of bandages. After perusing these fine gentlemens' names and avatars, my eyes fell upon one final user, right at the end of the list. "PMmethedankmemes".

The avatar next to his name was an image of "Penny Fitzgerald" from this wiki's eponymous show, with her face contorted in a rather disturbing way. "This fellow must be daft!" I said to myself, probably. "Surely, such a man as this cannot be of sound mind or wit."

I turned my eyes rapidly to the large empty space to the left of the usernames. It began to be filled with messages from the users at a pace far exceeding my reading ability. I frantically tried to keep up, but it was of no use. My hands dropped in unison with my smirk. My heart sank. I felt defeated once again.

But then, the unexpected happened. Just as I had given up hope, a glimmering star appeared on the horizon. "Howdy klstixbro," the star spoke, sparkling. But wait, it wasn't a star at all! Before my very eyes, in that very box that had before damned me to a fate worse than death, was the daft user, wishing me--me, of all people!--"howdy". My heart skipped a beat. My fingers became magnetized to the keyboard. "Hello," I typed, probably, "how is everyone?"

What followed was an experience of pure euphoria. I typed something, and the other users, unbelieveably, typed back! Was this what I had read described as a "conversation"? I didn't care. It was wonderful! I chatted for hours with all of them. Of them all, however, one user stuck out the most. He was amiable, understanding, slow to explain, caring. He was an individual of pure beauty, wit, style, and panache. I am, of course, speaking of myself, but another individual, also reflecting these traits, was "PMmethedankmemes".

Dropping the comedic embellishments, I really and truly believe that PMmethedankmemes--now going by Csillagfény--is the most qualified member for the moderator position. Eschewing past flings with other members, I recognize him as a user that is always helpful, kind, and, above all other things, seemingly omnipresent. Seriously, he's always online. On top of those achievements, he is always punctual when it comes to reporting mischievous users, always ready to support others in need, and already seems to have the support and admiration of almost every other user on this wiki, myself included. From the day I joined this wiki, Csillagfény has been there, filling my dull, unevently hours of the day with rich and invigorating conversation. I'm proud to call him my friend, and would be the very first to applaud his promotion.

Csillagfény moderator 2016!

Oh, also, you should totally make that klstixbro guy the owner of the site. I've heard he's pretty cool. He probably has a bunch of cool ideas, too, like tricking out shoes with rocket boosters. Doesn't have much to do with the site, but, come on, you know you want rocket shoes.