The Pact/Transcript

The Bus

 * Without you, I can’t breathe! Without you, I can’t BREEEEEATHE!  Hmm? Uh-
 * Uh-
 * Well this is weird.
 * I know, right?
 * That new kid looks exactly like Principal Brown!
 * Eh?
 * Eh?
 * I believe this is yours.
 * It's alright. It's ruined anyway.
 * Hey!
 * ​​​​​​: Hey!
 * Hey!
 * So what happened to your car?
 * Hmm...
 * I feel like I've forgotten something.
 * Uhhh... it's in the shop.
 * Okay great.
 * So what do you want to talk about?
 * Anything but girls.
 * Don't get me started of girls.
 * I said NO GIRL TALK!
 * Suit yourself. So I got this weird rash on my cheeks from shaving.
 * Looks fine to me.
 * Not those cheeks.
 * Okay, I take it back. Girl talk is fine.
 * Okay, so Miss Simian means everything to me and when I say "everything," I mean every terrible thing as well.
 * Oh dude, I feel you. Wait, do you mind if I call you dude?
 * Only if I can call you bro.
 * Yeah, pass. So what I meant, Principal Brown, is that I get what you're saying. Penny's developed this super weird laugh recently.
 * Eurgh... That’s like a clown gargling a haunted accordion.
 * Why don’t you tell her?
 * Because I prefer my heart beating safely inside my chest rather than being held in front of my screaming face!
 * Yeah, to be honest there are some things I avoid telling Miss Simian.
 * Like what?
 * Her morning breath can peel off wallpaper. In fact it’s come to the point where I don’t bother redecorating it.
 * Why don’t you confront her about it?
 * Because she would bite me, Gumball. She would bite me in the neck, and if that doesn’t finish me without a doubt then the resulting infection will!
 * Wait a second! Perhaps there’s a way we could.. you know.. help each other out?
 * I see what you mean..
 * Do you? Because that was a genuine question.
 * Yeah, I take care of Simian and you take care of Penny, right?
 * But it’ll have to look like an accident!
 * WHAT!? I meant take care of the laugh and breath thing!
 * Ooh Ho, that’s a much less illegal idea! Let’s shake on it!
 * Like what?
 * Her morning breath can peel off wallpaper. In fact it’s come to the point where I don’t bother redecorating it.
 * Why don’t you confront her about it?
 * Because she would bite me, Gumball. She would bite me in the neck, and if that doesn’t finish me without a doubt then the resulting infection will!
 * Wait a second! Perhaps there’s a way we could.. you know.. help each other out?
 * I see what you mean..
 * Do you? Because that was a genuine question.
 * Yeah, I take care of Simian and you take care of Penny, right?
 * But it’ll have to look like an accident!
 * WHAT!? I meant take care of the laugh and breath thing!
 * Ooh Ho, that’s a much less illegal idea! Let’s shake on it!
 * Ooh Ho, that’s a much less illegal idea! Let’s shake on it!

Bad Breath







 * Okay, Gumball: You only have one shot at this.
 * Okay, Gumball: You only have one shot at this.


 * It’s over, Simian! My plan is flawless! Flaw...
 * I can still smell it.
 * Miss Simian...
 * Uh-huh?
 * Errgh.....
 * Errgh.....
 * Errgh.....

Dental Hygiene

 * We need to talk, Watterson: When asked what legend defeated the British and Seretoga, you wrote “Dental Hygiene”. When asked what Abraham Lincolin was most famous for, you wrote “Dental Hygiene”. And when asked which medical profession did the state of Connecticut became the first to license, you wrote.. Dental. Hygiene.... One out of three, that’s the best you’ve ever scored! Well done, Watterson! Hip, hip, hoooraayy...
 * We need to talk, Watterson: When asked what legend defeated the British and Seretoga, you wrote “Dental Hygiene”. When asked what Abraham Lincolin was most famous for, you wrote “Dental Hygiene”. And when asked which medical profession did the state of Connecticut became the first to license, you wrote.. Dental. Hygiene.... One out of three, that’s the best you’ve ever scored! Well done, Watterson! Hip, hip, hoooraayy...




 * Alright, I need to say something. Okay so you know sometimes things seem really awkward but they’re not and it’s just WAYY better if someone just tells you but it’s a little touchy and they try to put it to the most delicate way possible?
 * Okay?
 * Your breath smells so bad your face should be wearing diapers.



The Aftermath

 * And how did she take it?
 * Well I didn’t need to go to the hospital.. The nurse said it would be more dangerous to surgically remove the pencil.
 * Well I can’t thank you enough for what you’ve done for me so I’m out gonna thank you at all, you’re welcome.
 * What about the other part of the plan?
 * The plan worked brilliantly, so brilliantly that we didn’t have to do the rest of it. We should quit while I’m ahead.
 * What? If you think you can wuss out of this, you’ve got another thing coming! You promised to tell Penny tha-
 * WOAHWOAHWAH LOOK OUT!
 * Huh? Wha? I can see you, Principal Brown.
 * No you can’t.
 * What? Um. Er. Ugh!
 * No you can’t.
 * What? Um. Er. Ugh!

Now!

 * Wagh! “You better keep your end of the deal or I’ll tell Miss Simian.” He’s bluffing.
 * Wagh! “You better keep your end of the deal or I’ll tell Miss Simian.” He’s bluffing.