The DVD/Transcript

Episode Starts

 * Gumball, don't forget to return that DVD back today or we'll get a fine.
 * Can't you do it? You're the one with the car.
 * I wasn't the one who watched Alligators on the Train seventy-two times.
 * But, technically, you rented it with your money.
 * The money I have to go and earn to feed you kids.
 * The kids you decided to have.
 * Yep! No problem, Mom! I'll take it back!
 * Oh, very thoughtful of you, honey. And while you're it, don't forget to put on some pants. Bye-bye!
 * Darwin, have you seen that DVD anywhere I-- Darwin! What are you doing?
 * I'm using the pizza cutter.
 * That not the pizza cutter, that's the DVD! Now give me that! Oh man, you really got to be careful with these things.  The slightest scratch and they're ruined...forever.
 * Uh, Gumball...?
 * Hup, hup, hup! I am fed up with your carelessness, Darwin. This disk utilizes laser technology. You have treat it with respect.
 * You're using the wrong side of the scrubby sponge.
 * No! No! What are we going to do?!
 * Face the consequences of our actions and tell Mom?
 * Don't be silly. I've got a much better idea.
 * Don't be silly. I've got a much better idea.

Cardboard Scene

 * There. You can make anything out of cardboard and no one will notice the difference.
 * Really? It looks kind of obvious.
 * Eh, you say that, but I lost my trousers three weeks ago, and still, no one's noticed.
 * Everyone's noticed that walk though.
 * Really?
 * You look like you went to the bathroom in a spacesuit.
 * You look like you went to the bathroom in a spacesuit.

Urgent Mail

 * Dude, it's a letter from Laser Video!
 * Ah, so what? Put it with the others.
 * No, this one's red! It means urgent!
 * Red envelope or red writing?
 * Red writing on red envelope. It's kind of hard to read actually. It says we have to pay twenty-five dollars for the DVD!
 * Aaah! What are we going to do?!
 * Face the consequence of our actions and tell Mom?
 * No, no, no, no, no. Just give me a little time to think.
 * No, no, no, no, no. Just give me a little time to think.

Begging Scene

 * It took you two days to think of this?
 * Less complaining, more begging. How much have we got anyway?
 * Like, three dollars?
 * Great! Twenty-two more and we can pay for the DVD. Now pinch me, we get more if it looks like I'm crying.
 * The reason you guys are on the streets is to pay a DVD fine?
 * Yeah, I know. It's crazy, right? People don't understand how hard our life is. Hey!
 * and : Yeah! But...huh...
 * That guy stole our cash!
 * Well, Darwin, sometimes in life you have to realize that there are less fortunate people than ourselves. He needs that money more than we do.
 * WOOHOO! I WON! I spent your money on a scratchcard, and now I'm a millionare!
 * That's great! So, can we have our four dollars back?
 * Oh...uh...sorry, kids. I don't have anything to change.
 * That's great! So, can we have our four dollars back?
 * Oh...uh...sorry, kids. I don't have anything to change.

Job Hunting

 * You have 8 new messages.
 * (on the machine): Hi, Laser Video here... Hello, it's Laser Video... You need to bring back... You need......to bring......the film......back to the shop. Ha ha, I knew you were trying to skip my messages.
 * Gumball, I think we need to get a job.
 * Mmm, can you cook?
 * No.
 * Can you drive?
 * No.
 * Can you speak Chinese?
 * No.
 * Can you provide inspirational leadership to a court team of 30 people covering both natural/internatural markets?
 * Mmm, no.
 * Wait! How about this one? "Looking for a person with no skills or taining to serve as a scientific subject for the cosmetics industry."
 * What does that mean?
 * It means they'll put make-up on us and see if it looks nice.
 * Kind of like modeling?
 * Yeah.
 * I'd always thought I make a good model.
 * What makes you say that?
 * High cheekbones.
 * There are bones in there? Oh ha, there are.
 * There are bones in there? Oh ha, there are.

On the Job

 * Are you boys 18?
 * Uhh...does it count that I've been both 8 and 10?
 * I suppose so. Now step into the make-up booth.
 * Please relax. Look at the red dot, and pout.
 * Hey, that's not bad. Looking good. What happened to you?!
 * I think I'm allergic. How come you look so good?
 * I don't know. But maybe it's something to do with my perfect skin.
 * I think I'm gonna get this off. What happened? Why am I looking at the floor?
 * Okay boys. How did the test go-?
 * Okay boys. How did the test go-?

Mom Senses Tingling

 * I can't believe she only gave us five bucks. It costs more than that to get home on the bus.
 * Huh? Oh, man! More letters from Laser Video! Oh, we're in so much trouble! We have to hide these before Mom gets home!
 * Yes?
 * Honey, are you in trouble? Because my mother senses are tingling. I can smell trouble.
 * Trouble? No, we're fine. Absolutely no trouble here, bye.
 * Are you lying?
 * No, of course not.
 * Right, you're lying. I'm coming home now.
 * Mom's on her way home. Now.
 * What should we do?! Should we tell the truth and face the consenquences of our actions?!
 * What is it with you with trying to be honest all of the time?! No, we need to copy Alligators on a Train. I know. I'm gonna download it.
 * GUMBALL! You wouldn't steal a car, you wouldn't steal a woman's purse, you wouldn't steal a cell phone! PIRACY IS STEALING!!!!
 * I know. I'm-- I'm so sorry.
 * Anyway, I got a better idea.
 * Is it stupid, desperate and very unlikely to get us out of this mess?
 * Yes.
 * Is it humiliating?
 * If we get it wrong.
 * Are we likely to get it wrong?
 * Possibly.
 * And the time it's sticking, you ask me these questions, Could you have told me what it is?
 * Technically.
 * Can we get home with it then?
 * Yeah, we better.
 * Yeah, we better.

Chase Scene

 * I knew it. YOU ARE IN SO MUCH TROUBLLLLLLLLLLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 * We gotta get to Laser Video before Mom kicks our butt!
 * What did you do this time?!
 * STOP RIGHT THERE!
 * QUICK!
 * WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING!?! DON'T YOU DARE RUN AWAY FROM YOUR MOTHER!!!
 * UGH!
 * Whoa.
 * and : Aah!
 * Mom, are you okay?
 * You're in so much trouble.
 * What was that?
 * YOU'RE IN SO MUCH TROUBLE!!!
 * QUICK!
 * Gumball, we have to help Mom!
 * I don't know. Maybe she'll be okay.
 * GUMBALL!!! There's a monsterous creature attacking our mother! We have to face the consenquences of our action and HELP HER OUT!
 * Yes. I'm-- I'm sorry. You're right. What a minute. Why has it gone quiet?
 * and : AAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!
 * STOP RIGHT NOW!!!!!!
 * AAH!!
 * STOP RIGHT NOW!!!!!!
 * AAH!!

Conclusion

 * Stop the letters! Stop the letters!
 * Huh. The Wattersons, it's about time you'd show up. I assume you have my money?
 * Better than that, Larry, we got the DVD.
 * I hope you don't mind if I make sure it's real. Last time, it was a piece of cardboard.
 * Huh. Go for it.
 * Alligators on a Train. OH, NO! This alligator is on this train!
 * Thank goodness we got the alligators off this train.
 * Thank you so much for saving us from all the alligators on this train Doo-doo-doo. Alligators off this train.  Alligators off this train.  Alligators on a Train!
 * This have better be a joke.
 * Aw, man. What gave it away?
 * Dude, it's five seconds long and every name in the credits is one of you two.
 * I told you we should put some other people in the credits.
 * What? Look. Then how the glory?r
 * Well, there's no way I can accept this. You need to give me the real DVD, NOW!
 * and : We can't! We use it to cut a pizza, and then we scratched it with the wrong side of the scrubby sponge, and then we threw it in the waste disposal! Please don't tell our mom!
 * I already know. How much is the DVD, Larry?
 * Twenty-five dollars.
 * WHAT!?! You made me leave work and chased you through the neighborhood on a dog for twenty-five dollars?!
 * But...but we were scared to tell you.
 * Aw silly, there's nothing for you to do that will stop me loving you. Come here. Now, let me pay for that
 * See Darwin, you should ALWAYS tell the truth and face the consenquences of your actions. OW!
 * Come on, let's go home, you little troublemakers.
 * Uh, just a minute, there's also the lateness fee.
 * Oh, yes of course. How much is it please?
 * Let me see. Three months and three days late. That will be seven-hundred dollars.
 * You see boys, sometimes in life you have to face the consequences of your actions. And sometimes you just RUN!!!!
 * Hey, hey, HEY!
 * Hey, hey, HEY!