The Dream/Transcript

Gumball's Dream

 * Okay, bye then.
 * No problem, Mr. President! I'll have it on your desk by the year twenty twenty-five.
 * No problem, Mr. President! I'll have it on your desk by the year twenty twenty-five.
 * No problem, Mr. President! I'll have it on your desk by the year twenty twenty-five.

Waking Up

 * Gumball! You're dreaming! Wake up! Dude! What are you doing?!
 * I'm trying to throttle you, though you don't have a NECK!

Bad Breakfast

 * I'm sorry dude, I don't know what came over me.
 * It's okay. It's just a nightmare. Will you pass the salt please?
 * Sure, buddy!
 * Dude! It was a dream! I didn't kiss Penny! It wasn't real!
 * I know... I just can't help hating you! You hurt my feelings!
 * You made your own feelings with your own brain! You're being irrational!
 * I KNOW!
 * What are you doing?
 * I stormed off in the wrong direction.
 * I KNOW!
 * What are you doing?
 * I stormed off in the wrong direction.
 * I stormed off in the wrong direction.
 * I stormed off in the wrong direction.

The Apology

 * I know you're upset but could you at least make eye contact with me? Okay, this is getting ridiculous.
 * I don’t want to speak to you. There’s nothing ridiculous about it.
 * Look, I can’t believe I’m about to say this, but, I apologize For something I didn't do. Okay?
 * I’m sorry man, but I can’t accept your apology. ESPECIALLY IF YOU DON’T MEAN IT!
 * I'd like to read a poem. I am more sorry than there are grains of sand in the sea, accept my sincere apology. If you are sad, it hurts me. So please forgive me, buddy. Too cheesy?
 * I'M SORRY! Too surprising?
 * Hey, buddy, woof woof, I’m sorry, woof woof, if I treated you so rough, woof woof, please forgive me, woof woof, 'cause after all, woof woof, I am your BFF, woof woof!
 * Too weird?
 * Aah, aah, ow, ow! I’m sorryyy, oww!  Too medieval?
 * I’m trying, dude, but I just can’t forgive you. You and Penny both betrayed me.
 * Penny didn't betray you. Nothing's changed. She would never pick me over you. Ask her.
 * I can't do that, she'll know I like her.
 * She knows you like her.
 * No. I mean, I like like her.
 * Oh, yeah, she can't know you like like her like that, but you don't have to be that direct.
 * I’m trying, dude, but I just can’t forgive you. You and Penny both betrayed me.
 * Penny didn't betray you. Nothing's changed. She would never pick me over you. Ask her.
 * I can't do that, she'll know I like her.
 * She knows you like her.
 * No. I mean, I like like her.
 * Oh, yeah, she can't know you like like her like that, but you don't have to be that direct.

Penny's Decision

 * Oh. So I can have whichever one I want?
 * Uh-huh! So do you want this handsome, charismatic, faithful, devoted blueberry cupcake, or this backstabbing ugly orange cake which should have never grown legs!
 * What?
 * Nothing! Just choose which one you want.
 * Well, I'd always go for the orange because—
 * Whoawhoawhoawhoawhoawhoa, wait. Consider this: If you'd previously expressed an interest in the blueberry cupcake, would you then eat an orange cupcake behind its back before resolving a potential relationship with the blueberry cupcake?
 * Can I have a cake or not?
 * Sure. Pick the one you want.
 * Look, if you want me to have the blue one so bad, why did you bring two?
 * Uhh...
 * Just give me the orange one. Mmm, smells delicious.
 * NO, THE BLUE ONE IS BETTER!
 * NO, GUMBALL, I'M ALLERGIC TO—
 * WHAT HAVE I DONE?!
 * The pills, in my locker.
 * Which color?!
 * The orange ones.
 * It's not my fault you gave her the wrong pills. She specifically said she needed the orange ones.
 * Oh, how was I supposed to know the blue ones were thumbtacks?
 * It's okay. She's fine now.
 * THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!
 * Dude, still no neck! Look, what am I supposed to do?? You can kiss the person I love most in the world if it makes you feel better.
 * Yeah? Who's that?
 * Uh... probably you, I guess.
 * How do you like that, huh?!
 * Not as much as you do. You feel any better now?
 * Not really.
 * It's okay. She's fine now.
 * THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!
 * Dude, still no neck! Look, what am I supposed to do?? You can kiss the person I love most in the world if it makes you feel better.
 * Yeah? Who's that?
 * Uh... probably you, I guess.
 * How do you like that, huh?!
 * Not as much as you do. You feel any better now?
 * Not really.
 * Not really.
 * Not really.

Trying A Rational Solution

 * Look, the best thing is if we just ignore it.
 * Agreed.
 * To ignore what?
 * The thing we don't wanna talk about.
 * Whatever. Wanna watch a DVD?
 * Perfect.
 * When one man stole another man's girl, it was the ultimate betrayal.
 * Uh, do you mind telling me what's going on here?!
 * Gumball had a dream where I kissed Penny and now he hates me.
 * YOU DIDN'T JUST KISS HER, YOU STARED ME IN THE EYES WHILE YOU DID IT LIKE AN EVIL SULTAN!
 * Okay, look, all dreams are just subconscious representations of real-life thoughts. By analyzing what the dream means, we can solve the real-life problem.
 * and : Eh?
 * If we work out what the dream represents, we can solve the problem in real life.
 * Explain-y dream feel-y good.
 * and : Ohhhhhh.
 * Now, lie down and tell me what happens from the start.
 * Well, I'm at school...
 * Hm, classic anxiety dream. Probably represents a fear of not fitting in.
 * A-and at one point, Dad was there.
 * Representing your fear of authority most likely.
 * And he became a centaur president.
 * All right...well, that could represent a fear of horses...in the White House?
 * Okay, so Dad has a laser shooting out of his butt...
 * Uh—
 * Then Mr. Small's head fell off...
 * What?
 * And then I found a pineapple in the locker so I started dancing in the cosmos AND THEN DARWIN KISSED HER! So what does that mean?
 * Okay, uh, the pineapple is Penny, sweet on the inside, but hard for you to... handle, I guess. And the butt laser, that must be, uh... because you need to chew your food more. And, uh, the cosmos, the—
 * Brain cramp!
 * Well, that's what you get for trying to apply a rational solution to an irrational problem. We need to tackle this head-on.
 * Like how?
 * Then Mr. Small's head fell off...
 * What?
 * And then I found a pineapple in the locker so I started dancing in the cosmos AND THEN DARWIN KISSED HER! So what does that mean?
 * Okay, uh, the pineapple is Penny, sweet on the inside, but hard for you to... handle, I guess. And the butt laser, that must be, uh... because you need to chew your food more. And, uh, the cosmos, the—
 * Brain cramp!
 * Well, that's what you get for trying to apply a rational solution to an irrational problem. We need to tackle this head-on.
 * Like how?
 * Well, that's what you get for trying to apply a rational solution to an irrational problem. We need to tackle this head-on.
 * Like how?

Preventing The Kiss

 * Uh, is this gonna work?
 * Yeah. The tinfoil reflects our brainwaves into each other's heads so when we go to sleep, we'll share our dreams and we can stop me from kissing Penny and everything will be fine.
 * Well, that-that makes irrational sense, but why are we wearing these capes?
 * Uh, 'cause they're awesome'. Now take my hand and drink your warm milk.
 * Well, that didn't work.
 * Maybe we need more tinfoil.
 * All right, let's go to the kitchen to get some more. Looks like we need to jump.
 * Where are we?
 * This must be the space between our dreams. We need to find yours.
 * Okay, which way do we go?
 * This way.
 * You know what? Maybe-maybe we should walk a little faster.
 * Yeah, maybe we should start running. What dream is this?
 * I think this was one of mine. And we'd better start flying!
 * Huh? WHY ARE YOU ATTACKING YOURSELF IN YOUR OWN DREAM?
 * I squashed a fly once! And I never got over the guilt!  COME ON, LET'S GET OUT OF— What the buzz?
 * There's some kind of invisible force field!
 * Hold on, I got an idea.
 * Why isn't this working?!
 * I think I know where this is. This is the dream where I'm naked in public.
 * Dude, you're always naked.
 * Oh, yeah. It's probably why I dream about it so much.
 * Wait a minute, if this is your naked dream, does that mean that-- Well, at least we're not in public.
 * Dude, gimme that!
 * Hey, it's mine!
 * You don't need it, it's only your feet!
 * That's all I have left to hide!
 * Wait, this is your dream, you can do whatever you want.
 * Oh, yeah.
 * Oh, man. Wearing clothes in a nudist mall has just the same level of embarrassment as going to a normal mall naked. Let's get out of here.  Why do we still hear the alarm?
 * Dude, it's the alarm clock! We're gonna wake up before we get to your dream!
 * Don't worry, I got this.
 * Dude, where were you?! I've been in this car for, like, five days! I was so hungry, I was considering eating you!
 * "Considering"? Where are we? Oh, my gosh, we're underwater! I can't breathe!
 * Then stop hyperventilating! You're using up all the oxygen, you air hog!
 * Let's turn the air-con on. What? Huh?  I think we're in the right dream.
 * Dude, what's going on?
 * Hey! What do you think you're doing?!
 * I can't help it! Your dream is too strong! You have to believe I wouldn't betray you!
 * It's kinda hard when I'm watching you betray me right now!
 * It's your dream! Just think of a different ending! Maybe something less painful.
 * Sorry!
 * Hurry uuup! THINK OF SOMETHING!  Can you think of something less horrific?
 * Sorry, I just thought if you don't have lips, you can't kiss Penny!
 * Of course I can, it'll just be really hideous for her. Think!
 * I got nothing!
 * I'm sorr-- I'm sorryyy!
 * NOOOOOOOOOO!
 * Haaaaaaaa--
 * HOW COULD YOU MAKE ME KISS SUSSIE?! I can wash the kiss off my tongue! But it'll never leave my bra-hain!
 * Get over it, dude. It's just a dream.
 * Dude, what's going on?
 * Hey! What do you think you're doing?!
 * I can't help it! Your dream is too strong! You have to believe I wouldn't betray you!
 * It's kinda hard when I'm watching you betray me right now!
 * It's your dream! Just think of a different ending! Maybe something less painful.
 * Sorry!
 * Hurry uuup! THINK OF SOMETHING!  Can you think of something less horrific?
 * Sorry, I just thought if you don't have lips, you can't kiss Penny!
 * Of course I can, it'll just be really hideous for her. Think!
 * I got nothing!
 * I'm sorr-- I'm sorryyy!
 * NOOOOOOOOOO!
 * Haaaaaaaa--
 * HOW COULD YOU MAKE ME KISS SUSSIE?! I can wash the kiss off my tongue! But it'll never leave my bra-hain!
 * Get over it, dude. It's just a dream.
 * NOOOOOOOOOO!
 * Haaaaaaaa--
 * HOW COULD YOU MAKE ME KISS SUSSIE?! I can wash the kiss off my tongue! But it'll never leave my bra-hain!
 * Get over it, dude. It's just a dream.
 * HOW COULD YOU MAKE ME KISS SUSSIE?! I can wash the kiss off my tongue! But it'll never leave my bra-hain!
 * Get over it, dude. It's just a dream.