The Storm/Transcript

The Perfect Couple



 * You're the chocolate chips in my cookie.


 * You're the cream in my donut.


 * You're the syrup in my pancakes.




 * Oh, that's disgusting!


 * Aw, c'mon. I think it's cute that they're eating from the same plate.


 * Dude, there's nothing cute about that.




 * You're so intolerant! How else is he supposed to eat?


 * It's not that, what annoys me is how sickeningly in love Carmen and Alan are.


 * No, I love you more because I also love, loving you-




 * Sorry to interrupt. But can you please stop this?!


 * What?


 * This! This hideous picture of happiness!




 * I'm so sick of your stupid pet names and your gross lovey-dovey faces. You don't see me and Penny acting like that.


 * That's because you're not going out with her.


 * Exactly.


 * You two are so beautiful, it makes me believe I, too, can find love.  But when I look in the mirror, I realize I'm just a dirt covered ball of starch!




 * But Idaho, if you wanna be loved...first, you gotta love yourself.


 * Yeah! You're so nice and sensitive too I can't even hate you!


 * You're so perfect, it makes me wanna rain on your parade until you swell up, turn brown, and rot!




 * Uhhhh... I think what Masami is trying to say is that you guys are so perfect, it kinda makes us wish for your downfall.


 * Uh huh, why don't you go and be perfect somewhere else?


 * Yeah.


 * Well said, Carrie.



Helping Carmen



 * Uhh, Carmen?  Aaahh, I should've seen that coming! Are you crying?


 * Yes!


 * But, you don't have tears.


 * I tend to retain water.


 * Look, I'm really sorry. I don't know why I said all that stuff.


 * Because you're a gutless coward, who has to ruin other people's lives because he's too much of a chicken to ask Penny out?


 * You're so perceptive! I'm surprised you didn't see this coming.


 * But Gumball, I'm not crying because what you said was mean. I'm crying because it's true! Our love is so perfect and it's becoming boring!


 * Well, I'd love to help--


 * Great!

The Break-Up



 * Carmen, you know when people say "I'd love to help," that usually means, "I don't want anything to do with it."


 * Don't worry, all you have to do is to hold my hand.


 * I can't do that! What if Penny is watching?


 * I've got this.




 * And she was like  "Mwah", and he was like "Mwah," and I was like.


 * I have no idea what you're talking about.


 * Hey Penny, I bet you a quarter you can't copy everything I do.


 * Hmm... Okay.




 * Well played, sir. Now I'm going to clean up myself if you don't mind.


 * Okay, I think that's enough now. If he keeps looking at me like that, I think my head's going to explode!




 * Compliment me.


 * Okay, I really like your face because it's not complicated. And I like your name, Carmen, it sounds like a superhero who sort of drives a lot. Also, your branches are really cool, it's like two arms raised, makes you look like you're always winning. Or you look like you're wearing one of those giant cowboy hats.




 * Awww, he's not doing anything! Kiss me.  Come on, I'm not that bad!


 * Look, I always thought the first girl I would kiss would be Penny. We'd be on a beach at sunset. Some fireflies would make a love heart around us, and there would be some sort of violin involved.  I didn't think it would be with a chick I didn't care about, just to make another dude jealous! Gumball Watterson might be a lot of things,  but he is not a cheap, corruptible coward!




 * Uhh, look a diversion!




 * Goodbye, Carmen.


 * Oww!


 * He didn't do anything!


 * What did you  think he was gonna do?


 * Something dramatic like punch your face in and drag me away screaming, but he just left me like he didn't even care!


 * Are you crying again?


 * Can't you tell?!




 * What the? Hey!


 * Shame on you, you dirty, girlfriend thief!


 * Couple splitter!


 * Catalyst of social discontent!


 * Homewrecker!


 * NAMES! NAMES! NAMES!


 * Hey, stop calling me names! I thought you wanted them to split up anyway! You hated them!


 * Yeah, well now we hate you!

Balloon Biology



 * Alan, is that you buddy?  Are you crying?


 * What does it sound like I'm doing?


 * I don't know man, you're a bit of a biological mystery.


 * What's so hard to understand? It's not difficult, air goes in the knot, air goes out the knot.


 * What about the spaghetti though?


 * Spaghetti goes in, turns into air, comes back out.


 * So technically, you weren't only crying just now.


 * Look, what do you want?


 * I want you to knock me out in the playground in front of everybody.


 * What? Why?


 * Because that's what Carmen wanted, man. She wanted you to show some passion and you just bailed like a wet lettuce! So man up, get out there and just pop me!


 * There's no point, if I'm not able to make her happy, I refuse to stop her finding happiness somewhere else. I love her too much for that.
 * Wow, that was so cheesy I can actually smell it.

Masami's Plan



 * These two chemicals will be bound forever and nothing can pull them apart.


 * Apart from Gumball.


 * And then he'll try to make out with the carbon.




 * What are they talking about?  DARWIN!


 * You know, Carmen's a pretty jealous girl. You could use that to get them back together.


 * Of course! I'm gonna dress up as a girl and kiss Alan! I need a really believable name though... How 'bout "Barbara", or "Shatanya"...  Oh I know, get outta here with your stupid idea!


 * I meant, I could go out with him.


 * Oh yeah, that is a good idea. But it'll never work, he's way too nice to do something like that.


 * Unless...


 * Could you write that, down? All I heard was

Moving On



 * Duuude, pull yourself together man. You got to start dating again!


 * What's the point?


 * Because... the duck-billed platypus is known to store about 600 worms in its cheek pouches-- Wait, that's my biology notes.  Because... you always took Carmen. If she sees you moving on, then she'll be able to do the same thing and find happiness she deserves!


 * You're right, I'll do it for Carmen! But, who would date such a shriveled bag of sadness?


 * Well, nobody. But, if you re-inflate, you can have a shot with Masami!


 * I don't think I have enough strength to inflate.




 * Thanks, Gumball!


 * Whatever, man.

Operation Jealousy



 * Attention, organic classmates. I have information about the gas-filled bag defined as Alan and the mass of condensation defined as Masami. It is on!




 * I'm so happy. They've got so much in common. They both float. They...actually, that's about it. She's still a better friend than Carmen is.




 * Okay. First the shock and then the disbelief -- all according to plan. Now, come on! Get angry and fight for your love!




 * Or just get depressed at the sudden realization that Gumball ruined your life.



The Heart of the Storm



 * So, what couple name do you prefer? Alasami or Masalan? Are you even listening?




 * Whatever one will make Carmen think we're happy.


 * Ugh! Who cares about that prickly loser?




 * We need to talk. Your plan completely bombed. Carmen didn't get jealous. She just looks really sad... and turgid.


 * What are you guys talk--


 * The plan worked perfectly.


 * Hey, I'm --


 * Alan is finally with the right girl -- the one who has always loved him.




 * You lied to me! That's it! I'm telling everyone.


 * No, you won't. Unless you want Penny to find out you kissed Carmen.


 * Too late!


 * Uh!




 * Darwin told me everything.


 * Sorry, dude. I ran out of milkshake.


 * Penny! Please let me explain!


 * Carmen already did.


 * It was more of a head-butt than a kiss, to be honest.


 * It's too late for you, Carmen. Alan is mine!


 * Please! Masami, I love him!


 * I love him more! And he loves me!


 * Can I...just say...something?!


 * No! You're mine!




 * Al-a-a-a-an! Gumball! Do something!




 * I think Gumball's made this situation bad enough. Let me speak to her, girl to girl. Masami, look into your heart. You're not a violent person!




 * Okay, Gumball. Your turn.




 * Quick! I've got an awesome idea! Follow me to the fire hose!




 * Hold on. I'm the one who got the idea. It should be you guys making it happen.




 * Don't worry. We'll pull you out.


 * Wait. I got a better idea.

<?> Too late.


 * What the...


 * and : Yeah! We made it! Aaaaaah!




 * Run!


 * I can't! I haven't got legs anymore!


 * And I've never had any before!


 * Give him back to me!




 * No! Do something!




 * Ew! Gross!


 * Thanks, guys. Whoa!




 * Give him back to me! He loves me!


 * No, I don't! I'm sorry, Masami but it's her that I love.


 * But why her?! And not me?


 * Because you're psycho?


 * Shh!


 * Masami, I -- I just can't explain how my heart works.


 * If it's anything like his digestive system, you probably don't want to know.


 * Shh!


 * I was saying... I can't explain how my heart works, but I know what it wants, and I learned today that I have to stand up for that.


 * Isn't this the opposite of the lesson you're trying to teach-


 * JUST SHUT UP, OKAY?! Masami, a broken heart is like a mirror. It's better to leave it broken than to hurt yourself trying to fix it.


 * Oh. My. Gosh. You are such a wet cheese ball.


 * If Alan was a cheese ball... I'd want seconds.


 * I love you, Carmen.


 * I love you, Alan.




 * Aww!


 * I'm so happy for them. But I kind of hate them again now.


 * Let's get out of here before I retch.




 * Penny, promise me we'll never be like that.


 * There's no risk of that 'cause you're not going out with each other.