The Roots/Transcript


 * No way, man. The crocodile would definitely win. It's like a torpedo made out of dinosaur.


 * Yea, but the bear would lure the crocodile (?) with his cuteness, then hugs until his head pops!


 * Guys, I don't think you fully understand the concept of a zoo. There won't be any animal fights.


 * Uh, I never said we were going to the zoo.


 * But you said we were gone to see depressed out of shape creatures walking around in circles.


 * Yep, we're going to the mall.


 * Can we still check out the pet store though?


 * Okay, Deal. But first, we have to go to the cut-throat pit where men tear each other apart for a dime.


 * We're going to Wall Street?


 * The discount aisle.

[Crocodile Woman and a bear fight over a 20% off flat screen television.]


 * Well, now we know I guess. Crocodile wins.

At the pet store
[Gumball walks past a cat in a cage]


 * Uh, mom?

[Gumball points it out to Nicole]


 * I know sweetie. Don't think about it too much.


 * (Talking to a parrot) Alright, you strike a hard bargain but you got yourself a deal. Three pieces of (?) for a cracker.

Parrot: Cracker.


 * It can't understand sir. It just repeats everything it regularly overhears.

Parrot: (Squawk) Oh man! Not the chubby pink guy again!


 * (Chuckles nervously) Tha-That can be anyone.

Parrot: (Squawk) With his buck tooth and his stupid clip-on tie!


 * Uh, that can still be someone else.

Parrot: The man I'm talking about is Richard Butt-Ugly Watterson.


 * (Gasp, then laughs.) I thought he was talking about me for a second but my middle name isn't "But-Ugly". It's "Buckley". I feel sorry for that other fellow.

[Darwin looks at a fish tank full of fish sad.]


 * (Inhales, then sighs)

[Nicole and Anais walk up to Darwin on the right, then Richard and Gumball walk up on the left.]


 * Are you okay sweetheart?


 * Oh I'm fine Ms.Mom. It's just, I was looking