The Wicked Song

"The Wicked" is a song from "The Wicked." It is sung by Mrs. Robinson

Lyrics
Pain and regret and frustration and sadness

''Misery, turmoil, and anger and madness  The smell of the garbage, the taste of despair''

These simple things leave me walking on air

Toothache and heartburn and bad halitosis

Hay fever, bunions, and deep vain thrombosis

A trip to the dentist, the sound of the drill

These are the things that will give me a thrill

When the milk spills, when your dog's ill

When all hope takes flight

When everyone else feels incredibly sad, my world fills with pure delight

When you slip up, when you trip up

When you stub your toe

I point and I cackle

I clap and I laugh

And happiness starts to flow

Trivia

 * This song is a parody of "My Favorite Things" from The Sound of Music.