The Bumpkin/Transcript

Rampage through Elmore

 * 25 yards turn left.
 * Dad, why do we have to go to school?
 * So you can get a job.
 * But why need a job?
 * So you can earn money.
 * Continue ahead.
 * But why do I need money?
 * Buy the stuff that the TV makes us work.
 * But why do I need to buy stuff?
 * Because if we didn't buy stuff, everyone would be out of jobs and no one would have any money.
 * Wait, so why do I have to work for the rest of my life to pay for something that I don't want, just so that everyone get the same work pay as me?
 * Exactly.
 * You just work without thinking don't you?
 * I believe you highly underestimated me son.
 * Turn right.
 * You have reached your destination.
 * Come on, surely there must be more in life that that.
 * Hmmmmm Nope.
 * Argh.
 * I believe you highly underestimated me son.
 * Turn right.
 * You have reached your destination.
 * Come on, surely there must be more in life that that.
 * Hmmmmm Nope.
 * Argh.
 * Hmmmmm Nope.
 * Argh.

The Schoolyard

 * I'm outta here, enjoy your pathetic lives working from 9 to 5, Hector send me to freedom.
 * That's it, laugh at me but at least I'm not a mindless zombie going through life doing what they tell me to.
 * Who?
 * You know them!
 * Who's them?
 * You know the man.
 * What man?
 * The man who tells you what to do.
 * Who? My dad?
 * No, Ughh, the people who tells you what to watch on TV and stuff.
 * What's a TV?
 * Its a- Hmmm.
 * Its a- Hmmm.

At home

 * You have reached your destination.
 * On the menu today, o leh ar la deep fried accompanied by the finest of the french. Hmmm, delicious.
 * What are the fries of the french?
 * Are you a potato?
 * As sure as the world is flat.
 * Who's the bumpkin?
 * This is Idaho, Gumball's friend from the country, he's gonna be staying with us this weekend.
 * Where's your chair?
 * Gumball threw it away, we are getting rid of our possessions to lead a simpler and better life.
 * What's going on here?
 * Its Idaho, he's gonna show us the way.
 * The way to what?
 * The way to ultimate happiness.
 * Is that a theme park?
 * No, its a free world with no electricity, no cars, no supermarkets and especially no TV.
 * Hahahahaha, he's not joking is he?
 * Its Idaho, he's gonna show us the way.
 * The way to what?
 * The way to ultimate happiness.
 * Is that a theme park?
 * No, its a free world with no electricity, no cars, no supermarkets and especially no TV.
 * Hahahahaha, he's not joking is he?
 * Hahahahaha, he's not joking is he?
 * Hahahahaha, he's not joking is he?

At the backyard

 * Ahhh, isn't it better to simply communicate rather than being brainwashed by the TV?
 * Dude, no one said a word for half an hour!
 * Nicole, punish Gumball for being boring!
 * I really want to but I can't, Gumball is exploring his outlook on society and it is our job as parents to encourage that no matter how much we might think ITS COMPLETELY RIDICULOUS!
 * Heh heh, so what do you noble savages do to entertain your tribe?
 * We play rough and tumble.
 * What's that?
 * Come on, I will show you. Now the rules is there are no rules, you wrestle and make your friend tumble.
 * Wait, so you can like punch and stuff?
 * Well heh heh, well you can try but I have to warn you, I have never been defeated in Elmore County, come on.
 * Ahhhhh.
 * AHHHHHHHHH!
 * DARWIN!
 * He said there were no rules!
 * You didn't have to kick him over a house!
 * I was defending myself!
 * Against what? He's like 8 times your size!
 * I panicked ok?
 * Ha ha, do it again, do it again!
 * Against what? He's like 8 times your size!
 * I panicked ok?
 * Ha ha, do it again, do it again!
 * Ha ha, do it again, do it again!