User blog:Gumball2/The Dumb Race

The Dumb Race, possibly the most disputed topic on the wiki. Some say that Darwin won the race. Other say that Tobias won. But I'm gonna clear up this topic once and for all.

The winner of the Dumb Race is Tobias.

Now for those Darwin fans, you might think I'm on crack when I say this. But no, it's you that's on crack. Allow me to explain.

For those who didn't see The Dumb Race, let me just fill you in, Tobias grabbed a balloon cart where he started floating in the air. However when all else except Tobias, Darwin was running around when he slammed into a tree he was running around. Who's the winner?

Now at the beginning of the race, Gumball stated the rules very clearly.

"Everyone must wear a blindfold and run as fast as they can. Whoever gets the furthest is officially the dumbest."

-Gumball Watterson

For most people, this would mean "running" as far as you can. However Gumballs says "gets" which is a generalized statement. If Gumball had intended running, then he would state it on its own. But since he only said "gets", anything goes. The statement that anything that isn't said doesn't apply has two loopholes. Eliminations. Now after Gumball spoke, Richard explained so more rules.

"Alright guys, I want a good clean race! Anyone opening their eyes is disqualified!"

-Richard Watterson

Technically, he didn't state it as taking off your blindfold, but did mean it. Are you gonna see if you're opening your eyes while wearing a blindfold?! Mos t