The Curse/Transcript

(Watterson house hallway, morning, Anais, Nicole, Darwin, and Richard are lined up waiting at the bathroom door.) Nicole:[Clothes being yanked by Anais]Anais, For the last time, we just cant afford it. Anais:But whyy? Nicole:Ugh, Richard, tell your daughter why we cant to Daisyland. Richard:we're going to Daisyland? Nicole:Noo. Richard:But whyy? Nicole:Because money doesn't grow on trees, and Daisyland tickets don't just fall from the sky. Darwin:But you always say that if you put your mind to it, you can accomplish anything. Richard:Ughhghghghggghhh. Anais:Dad, what are you doing? Richard:[holding hands on head]I'm getting tickets using the power of my mind. Anais:That's not gonna- Richard:Shh! Richard:Ughghhhhgghghghg. Darwin:[Does the same thing]Neeeeeeee! Anais:I hate to break it to you guys, but its not gonna happen, the world doesn't work like that. Nicole:Ahh...Gumball Watterson, get out of this bathroom!!!!!!!! [Bathroom, seconds later, Gumball is in the shower.] Gumball:[Singing]It is going to be a wonderful day, because i got in the shower first! La la la la la la la la l- [The shower stops, Gumball takes a look.] Gumball:Huh? [Gumball pushes the tiling, causing a clunk, Gumball looks right at the shower head, which then continues flowing water.] Gumball:AHHHH! [Gumball slips on the soap bar in the shower, rips the shower curtain off, falls out of the tub, and lands in the toilet, the bar of soap landing and flushing him down.] [Watterson House, outside, later. Gumball pushes the manhole cover off, and gets out, covered in sewage.] Gumball:Ahhhhhh... [The school bus goes up.] Darwin:[Running with Anais] Hey, wait for us, wait for us! Gumball:[Hopping on 1 leg] Rocky! Ugh, Ugh, Ugh, [Finally pulls up pants] Wait for me! [Jumps up, but gets finger stuck in bus door] Gumball:Mow! [Bus begins to go, pulling Gumball with it] Uh, Rocky? ROCKY!! [School outside, minutes later.] Gumball:Ow! Ugh! Ugh! Ow! [Bus pulls up, gumball hits a pole, and his finger stretches.] Gumball:[Finger finally comes out of the door] Aghh. Gumball:[Gets up and dusts himself off] Well, it seems like its just not my day, but that's ok, because its nothing a good song wont fix! Gumball:[Singing] When life hands you lemons, you gotta make lemonade, [Breathes in, about to sing louder, but is stepped on by Hector.] [School hallways, later] Darwin:[Still trying to get Daisyland tickets] Neeeneee!!! Anais:Darwin, stop it already, its getting embarrassing. Gumball: [Still on Hector`s feet, being pushed against the floor as Hector walks]Agh! Ow! Ow! [Gumball comes off Hector`s foot, flat as a pancake.] Darwin:Gumball! Hows it going? Gumball:Ah, is great, EXCEPT FOR THE FACT THAT THIS IS STARTING OUT TO BE THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE! [Gumball gets up] Gumball:is Like i'm cursed or something. Principal Brown:Watterson! This school has a dress code. [Gumball`s clothes are ripped and torn.] These rags are obscene! Get to the lost and found, They'll provide you with something more suitable. Gumball:But Principal Brown- Principal Brown:Uhp! Gumball:[Sigh] [School hallways, lost and found, Rocky is at the window.] Rocky:There you go, much better. [Gumball only has swim trunks on.] Gumball:You've got to be kidding me. Rocky:I'm sorry dude, but this isn't the department store you know. Gumball:[Whispering] But Rocky, there's gotta be something else. Rocky:[Rummaging through box] You're in luck! [Places hat on gumball.] Gumball:Ughhh! [Walks away in anger] [School hallways, moments later.] Students:[Incoherent talking] [Gumball walks through, all the students look at him.] Tobias:[Drops book and gasps] [Different hallway area, seconds later.] Banana Joe:Eh, some people think i'm a fruit, but im also a- [Incoherent] Idaho:[Gasp] [Gumball walks in] Banana Joe:Haha, where did you get your clothes, the lost and found? Hahaha! Gumball:Well actually yes, i did. Banana Joe:Uh, where did you get your clothes, the circus? Haha! Gumball:Dude, we kinda just went over this already. Lost and found. Banana Joe:Where did you get your clothes, the swim shop and the hat shop? Hahaha! Gumball:[Angry] UGH! [Principal Brown opens the door] WHERE DID YOU GET YOUR BRAIN FROM? THE DOLLAR STORE?! [Sees Principal Brown and is shocked] [Banana Joe and Idaho walk away, Gumball smiles.] Principal Brown:7 Hours detention, for hurting my feelings. Gumball:WHAT? But- Principal Brown:[Hands over a pink slip] I'll see you after school. Gumball:FINE! OW, PAPERCUT! [Principal Brown goes inside, Gumball crys.] Darwin:Uh, gumball, are you okay? Gumball:Everything`s great, everythings just peachy. Darwin:Oh, Okay! Gumball:Darwin, don't take everything i say so literately! Darwin:Okayy, What about what you just said now, should i take that literately? Gumball:Yes, no, Yes, No, I don't knowowohhh... Darwin:[Grabs Gumballs cheeks]Talk to me. Gumball:I think i'm cursed. Darwin:Hmm, then what you need is a good luck charm. Anais:Guys, There are no such things as lucky charms, curses, or tickets falling from the sky, there must be a scientific explanation for whats happening to gumball, like there is for everything! Darwin:Oh yeah? How does your science explain the magic of rainbows then, huh? Anais:Diffraction of light through moisture in the atmosphere. Darwin:Its a sad world you live in, come on gumball [Darwin and Gumball walk away] [School Field, later, gumball and darwin are looking for lucky clovers] Gumball:Darwin, how will i know if its a four leaf clover? Darwin:Simple! They've got four leaves and are extremely rare. Gumball:Rare? Darwin:They're 1 in a million! Rarer then the rarest- Found one! [Hands gumball a four leaf clover] Clover:Top of the morning to ya! Gumball and Darwin:Ooooo! [Darwin hands gumball the clover] Gumball:I can already feel my luck changing. [A football is thrown near gumball, he picks it up] Gumball:Hey look, a lucky foo- [Is kicked, and hits a goalpost, which then falls on him.] [Class lunchroom, later, Gumball walks over and sits at the table anais is at.] Gumball:I'm ready to take your advice now. Anais:I knew you'd come around eventually. Gumball:Now please help me, WHATS A SCIENTIFIC EXPLANATION FOR ALL OF THIS?! Anais:Oh, there's no explanation, whats been happening is just a coincidental series of unfortunate events. Gumball:Huh? Anais:Look, im just going to have to show you. [Gym, minutes later, anais has set up a ladder, a mirror, and an umbrella.] Anais:Ok, opening an umbrella indoors, breaking a mirror, and walking under a ladder are all considered to bring extremely bad luck, Ha, nonsense, and to prove it, your going to do all three tasks at the same time! Gumball:You sure about this? Anais:Mathematically, the chance of anything else happening to you, is miniscule. Gumball:Ohhkay! Here it goes! [Gumball grabs the umbrella, hits the mirror and breaks it, opening the umbrella, then gumball runs under the ladder.] Gumball:Wow, i guess you were right! [A stormcloud appears over gumball, thundershocks him, and dissapears] Anais:I guess logic and reason just went down the drain. Darwin:Hey guys, guys! I've been thinking scientifically, and i think i've figured it out! Yesterday evening, gumball and i were setting the table for dinner, [Flashback, Watterson house dining area, gumball and darwin walk up to the table with plates, glasses, and silverware, and a vase. gumball slips on a rollerskate, and all the dinnerware falls on the table without a scratch, then darwin places a flower in the vase.] Gumball and Darwin:Wow. Darwin:It was probably the luckiest thing i've ever seen, so, according to my findings, gumball used up all his good luck in one day, and that's why today, he is left with nothing but bad luck! Gumball:[A pile of ashes from being thundershocked] Of course! Anais:[Sigh's] That doesn't make sense, but its the best we got, so the logical conclusion to your nonsensical theorie, is that if he can survive today, everything should be normal by tomorrow! Gumball:Of course! [Detention, gumball sits down, smiling.] Principal Brown:[Sharpens pencil, looks at clock, and sighs] I'll be right back, watterson, i've got some important business to attend to. [Walks outside the room] Gumball:What, no, don't leave me! Principal Brown:You're staying right there because you're in detention! Gumball:No, you don't understand! I'm in great danger! Principal Brown:You're in great danger of getting another 3 hours detention! Gumball:Principal brown, please! [The ceiling lights begin to shake, gumball whimpers] Gumball:[Looking at sharp pencils] I gotta get out of here! No, wait, just Do nothing, do nothing, just do- [Gumball looks up, the lights have stopped shaking, gumball sighs with relief.] Principal Brown:[Looks in] Sorry, i forgot to slam the door in anger! [Slams door] [The slam makes the ceiling light fall down, Hitting the Pencil holder, which makes the pencils shoot out, gumball ducks, and the pencils hit the class photo, in a circle around gumballs head, gumball whimpers in fear, A pencil falls down, hitting the button on a control, which makes the fan next to gumballs seat start blowing, knocking the books on the windowsill, hitting a globe, which's earth falls over, hitting a vase, which then pours water onto an electrical socket, the electrical socket electrocutes, and causes a burst of smoke, knocking the broken pieces of the socket plate to hit the radiator, filling the room with steam.] Gumball:Ok, i think i might go and do something somewhere else! [School hallways, seconds later, Principal brown is playing a portable game console.] Principal Brown:Its so rad i confiscated this. [Gumball walks out of the room.] Watterson, what are you do- [The room explodes, gumball falls into a janitors cart, which is then bursted forward.] [Gumball pops his head out of the water in the cart, and spits out water.] Gumball:Come on bad luck, lets get this over with, give me your best shot! [Outside the school, seconds later, gumballs cart goes out of the school, which then explodes.] Gumball:[As his cart bounces on the street] Ow, ow, ow! [The cart falls down a hill] Ow, IM SORRY! IM SORRY! [Gumballs cart falls on the highway, him happy that he survived.] Gumball:I'm alive! [Car horn, gumball trys to push a truck back with a mop, gumball looks forward, a latch on another truck comes off, and tires come at gumball.] Ah, give me a break! Gumball:[Avoiding tires] Ah, ahh! [Looks back, as the truck behind him runs into trees, knocking down a "chain" of powerlines.] [Gumball watches the powerlines fall down like dominos, then looks back, and sees the truck in front of him brake abrubtly, to avoid being crushed.] [Gumball screams, and ducks, going under the truck, gumballs cart goes under a falling powerline right before it hits the ground .] Hahahaha! In your FACE, bad luck! I am invincib- [Gumballs head hits a sign, he looks up, and see's the unfinished freeway, and screams.] No, I can make this! [Accelerates by rowing the mop.] I'm gonna make it! I'm gonna make it! [Falls through the gap] I'm not gonna make it! [Hospital, gumball is on a bed, with his family watching him.] Gumball:uh, Ugh, what happened... Nicole:The doctor says you were very lucky to survive, very lucky indeed. Gumball:Uh? Lucky? This means my good luck has finally returned! Darwin:Thus proving my scientific hypothesis to be correct. Anais:And since science and reason have gone out the window, i suggest we all use the power of our minds to get tickets for daisyland. [Everyone puts there hands at their heads, making a "Neeeee" Sound.] [Daisyland, Tobias and Rachels family are at the ticket window.] Tobias's father:One Family pass to daisyland, please. [The wind blows his ticket away.] Tobias's father:Oh, oh, my ticket! Hmm, i wonder to where the wind will take it. [Highway, the ticket goes into a truck-drivers windshield.] Truck Driver:Hey look, a daisyland ticket! [The wind blows it away] I wonder to where the wind will take it. [The ticket flys into a planes wing.] Boy:Look momma, a daisyland ticket. [It blows away] Momma, im wondering to where the wind will take it. [Hospital, the ticket blows into the window, and the wattersons watch, until the fan cuts it into little pieces.] Darwin:..Yay! I wished for snow!