The Spoon/Transcript

Episode Starts

 * Okay, kids! Mom will be home any minute now. Have you all wrapped your birthday presents?
 * ,, and : Yay!
 * And you, Dad? What did you get her?
 * Nothing!
 * ,, and : What?!
 * AAAH! I forgot! What am I gonna do? What am I gonna do?! What am I gonna do?!
 * How about you buy her a present?
 * Yes! Wait, No! I have to watch the kids! Hmm... Hey... guys, you don't have to watch the kids!  Here's a twenty! Go buy her something special! From the gas station!
 * and : Yay! Adventure!
 * and : Yay! Adventure!

Arrival At The Gas Station

 * Yah! Welcome to the gas station, where we never sleep because we're not allowed to...
 * and : Hi, mister!
 * Can I help you?
 * Yeah. Can it and hand over the cash.
 * Ha ha! ...What?
 * Don't make me us this!
 * Oh my gosh, he's got a spoon! he's got a spo--
 * Ha. Sucker.
 * Oh my gosh, he's got a spoon! he's got a spo--
 * Ha. Sucker.

The Perfect Present!

 * Show it again! Show it again!
 * Okay, but this is the last time. We have to get it back home.
 * It's like the best gift ever!
 * Yeah, Mom's gonna love it!
 * {d|event|Gumball and Darwin walk up to the Window, where the Burglar is rapidly pulling money out of the register. Gumball taps on the window, startling the burglar.}}
 * Excuse me, sir, what are you doing? Are you robbing the store?!
 * Nah. I'm collecting for charity!
 * and : Whoa!
 * Which charity is it?
 * {{d}Robber}}: Oh, it's... uh...  Bald people!
 * and : Can we help?
 * ...You're kidding, right?
 * We'd never joke about bald people!
 * {{d}Robber}}: Ha. All right, kids! Just go fill up the baggie with anything valuable.
 * and : Yay!
 * Ha. Suckers.
 * and : Yay!
 * Ha. Suckers.