The Name/Transcript


 * Dude, chill out. It’s only a game!
 * You don’t understand, man. I’ve never got this far before. Look how much I’m sweating.
 * Stop it! You’ll electrocute yourself!

Game: Round complete! Gumball: Oh, I can’t beat the final boss man! I’m weak.
 * You’re not weak. You just lack upper-body strength, lower-body strength, and mental strength.
 * Slap me. Harder. Ow!
 * Softer.
 * Okay, maybe somewhere in between.
 * That was exactly right.
 * Come on. You can win this by the power of… button mashing!

Game: You win!
 * Dude, what’s the point in learning all these combos if all you need is button mashing?
 * Who cares? Top score!
 * Aw, man. it’s only three letters in the top socre.
 * Mm, what do I go with - “GUM” or “BAL”?
 * Maybe go with the least dumb-sounding.
 * You’re right.
 * Let’s go with “BAL”.
 * No. Wait. Why don’t you use your real name instead of your nickname?
 * Great idea!
 * Wait. What is it?
 * What do you mean, “what is it”? What kind of guy doesn’t know his own name?
 * You don’t know it, either, do you?
 * Eh.
 * Then this shall be my quest.
 * I will find out that name.
 * I will stop at nothing!
 * I will leave no stone unturned!
 * I will climb the highest mountain, explore every island, search every cave!
 * I will question every man, woman and animal!
 * Fight a bear if I have to!
 * I’ll wear jorts!
 * I’ll milk a fish!
 * I’ll shave a baby!
 * Climb a rainbow!
 * No, that would be ridiculous.
 * But I will lick an owl!
 * I will wrestle a senior citizen in jello!
 * I’ll kick a crab in the face!
 * And I’ll steal a watch from a ghost!
 * I’ll eat a beard!
 * I’ll marinate a plumber!
 * And when they write about me in history books, they will say, “he did what had to be done to find out his real name”.
 * Your real name? It’s Zach.
 * Uh.
 * Zach.
 * Zach.
 * Zach.
 * Zach.
 * Zach.
 * Za-a-a-a-ch.
 * Za-a-a-a-ch.
 * Za-a-a-ch.
 * Who’s Zach?
 * I am
 * Oh.
 * Gumball’s called Zach now.
 * So?
 * Yeah. Good point.
 * Hey, coach, great game last night!
 * You’re not on the team, Watterson.
 * Go, Elmore ducks! Whoo-o-o-o-o!
 * Hey Carrie, I think we really nailed the song last night.
 * We’re totally gonna win the battle of the bands, man.
 * You’re not in a band. I’m not in a band.
 * I bet you can’t even give me the name of a band.
 * Psch, yeah, like… Germany.
 * Whoo!
 * Hey, that’s my cousin!
 * Touchdown! Whoo!
 * Watch out, world!
 * There’s a new cat in town!
 * And he’s called… Zach!
 * School’s over already?
 * Yeah, and you spent the whole day with one eyebrow raised, behaving like a horrible jerk.
 * Are you all right?
 * Oh, Zach is fine.
 * Are you sure?’ Cause Zach is kind of digesting part of an apple kid’s face right now.
 * That’s cause Zach does what he wants.
 * Sorry, but who exactly is this Zach?
 * I thought he’d be like Gumball but with a shorter name.
 * No! Gumball’s a loser. Zach is the man.
 * Zach doesn’t ask. He takes.
 * Ugh! Dude, what are you doing?!
 * Zach doesn’t have to explain himself because he smells so good.
 * Zach, listen to me.
 * Zach doesn’t listen. He hears.
 * That’s the same thing!
 * Oh, wait. What was that?
 * I’m afraid I can’t listen you.
 * What?
 * Walk with me.
 * See, Zach doesn’t wait for doors to open. He punches right through them.
 * Metaphorically, of course.
 * See, here’s another example. Zach doesn’t waste his time. He goes straight to the point.
 * Make way, losers. I’m more important than you.
 * You think that’ll stop Zach? Well, Zach is like water. He always finds a way.
 * Oh! Ah! Ooh!
 * You do realize you’ve done all this, and you have no thing to buy, right?
 * Yeah, that’s why you’re gonna stay here and hold my place.
 * Hey, kid, get in line like everyone else.
 * You’ve got three seconds to move, or I’ll bingo-wing you.
 * Have you got no respect?!
 * Get to the back of the line!
 * I’m screaming because they are!
 * Dude! Can you say sorry to these people before they get to the heavy items at the bottom of the cart?
 * Zach doesn’t apologize. He uses his charm.
 * Can you pay for this, buddy? Thank you.
 * All right, you lovable rogue.
 * Hey, wait! Where are you going?
 * Zach doesn’t hang out with losers. He lives too fast.
 * No, wait!
 * I warned you.
 * What are you doing? What happened?
 * Zach, he said he needed his own “hang space”, so he threw us out of the bedroom. This is where I sleep now.
 * What?! What about me? How can Mr. Dad let this happen?
 * I’m not allowed to be called “dad" anymore.
 * Zach made me sign away my position as man of the house.
 * What am I now? Assistant mom? Vice mother? Man mom?
 * Okay... What does Mrs. Mom think of this?
 * Ask her yourself.
 * What’s going on?
 * I tried to teach him a lesson by beating him at anything he chose.
 * What did he choose?
 * Being obnoxious!
 * Yeah I won!
 * Boom shaka laka laka laka laka mucka lacka cracker jacka flak attack alack ahucka boom-yah!
 * Okay, man mom, I need a mirror!
 * Look at yourself. You’re such a jerk now, you’ve start popping your collar.
 * Ah! How did that happen?
 * What? You seriously don’t remember?
 * It’s Zach. Zach is taking over.
 * Gumball, you need to remember who you really are.
 * Yeah, the real Gumball doesn’t care about winning.
 * He fails with style, like that time you tried to cross that bridge in a bucket.

Memory


 * Gonna make it! I’m gonna make it! I’m gonna make it!
 * I’m not gonna make it!
 * Yeah!

End of memory


 * No! Zach is transforming your memories, dude.
 * We need to get rid of this Zach permanently.
 * One step ahead of you. I knew this day would come.
 * By changing his name to Gumball at the town hall.
 * Yeah. Yeah, that’s right. That’s what I meant.
 * We’re losing him!
 * Okay, hold on!
 * Look out!
 * The brakes don’t work!
 * Aah!
 * Where am I? What’s going on?
 * Why is dad dressed like a woman?
 * No one really knows.
 * Ow. Why are these in my pocket?
 * It was Zach who cut the brakes.
 * He knew we’d try to change your name.
 * Zach is always three steps ahead.
 * Ugh.
 * No, no, no! Fight him, Gumball! Fight him!

Memory


 * Gumball, don’t let him change your memories!
 * And how exactly am I supposed to do that?

End of memory


 * By remembering you’re a loser, like that time Tobias kicked your butt!

Memory


 * Hey, I remember that. Gosh, I really am a bit of a loser.
 * Not for long!
 * Well, my friend, looks like you brought a stick to a bazooka fight.
 * What the what?! Stop messing with my memories, you cheap punk!
 * Ha! Cheap this!
 * “Cheap this”? What does that even mean?
 * He’s too strong dude. I’m fading away!

End of memory


 * Quick, Gumball’s fading away!
 * We need a shortcut!
 * Here’s your change, sir. Thank you for coming and - get out of here!
 * Huh?
 * What? I’m stress-eating! You’re not the only one who gets hormonal!
 * Are you sure you don’t want to take off that wig? I think it’s messing with your head.
 * Oh, first I’m fat, and then you don’t like my hair?! My mother was right!
 * Dude, try to hold on to a memory where you lose, like that time when you lost that tennis match on purpose!

Memory


 * Stop! That’s not the way it happened!
 * Oh, man. Help!

End of memory


 * Hey! Hey! Pull over and step out of the stolen vehicle!
 * Ah! I meant, put a bag over your head, pull over, and step out of the stolen vehicle.
 * Stolen vehicle? What’s he talking about?

Phone: Thank you for your call, sir. The officers are about to stop the people who stole your car.
 * Could someone please check he’s got nothing else in his pockets?
 * Ow!
 * Zach is always three steps ahead.
 * Ow.
 * Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry.
 * Hey, remember that time in the tree house when you thought you were kissing Penny, but kissed me instead?
 * Actually, I wouldn’t mind if he erased that one.
 * Yeah, me too. Well, try and find something else.
 * Stop the car, lady-man! We’ve blocked the road ahead!
 * I’m sorry! We don’t have a choice!
 * Uh, it seems the suspect drove through the roadblock, sir.
 * What? How could you let him get away? What about the stingers?
 * Uh, sir, I think we’re gonna need back up.
 * Ah, forget it. I’ll catch them myself.
 * Let’s just put in the report that we let them off with a warning.
 * Mom, stop the car! The town hall is straight ahead!
 * Please, we need your help.
 * We’ve got an identity crisis on our hands!
 * Buddy, wake up! We need you to sign your name!

Memory


 * My name? What is my name?
 * Dude doesn’t even know his own name anymore.
 * Just accept it and fade away.

End of memory


 * Just get on with it already!
 * I’m sorry, ma’am. I’m going as fast as I can.
 * Come on, dude!
 * You have to sign your name, or it’s not official!

Memory


 * I don’t remember my name.
 * There’s no memory of mine left.
 * He’s changed everything!
 * What? Apart from the time I actually won something.

Game: You win!
 * Not this time, Zach. I’ve already won this.
 * But what name did you type?
 * Oh, man. It’s only three letters in the stop score.
 * “Z-A-C”. It fits perfectly.
 * What do I go with - “GUM" or “BAL”? That’s it - Gumball.
 * Forget it. I’m the boss of this game. I know all the combos.
 * But the combos are useless against button mashing!
 * Ahhhh!
 * He’s back!
 * Come on! Gumball me!
 * You know, you could have just filled this out on the interne-