Thread:MisterJim/@comment-17778149-20130908153901

''[A movie, "When Fish Attack" starts. Credits roll to the sound of pedal-steel guitar. The movie stars Gumball, was directed by Gumball, and features Anais and Darwin. The movie starts. It is paleolithic times. Darwin, as a monster, comes onscreen menacingly, and is chased away by a club-wielding caveman–Gumball. A cavewoman (Anais) comes onscreen, and Gumball flexes for her. Suddenly, Globitha's giant head eclipses the screen. The music begins to sound choppy, as Anais, who is providing it live, cannot see the action and thus can't play.]'' Robot: "Globitha, you blimphead! Move it or lose it!" [She knocks him down.]

 [Gumball opens his fist and chuckles.]

Gumball: "Pay for Sunday! There's big cash in showbiz, Anais! Unless you're on cable. Ha!" Blastus: "What a rip! So lame, I'm ready to go!" Gumball: "A troublemaker!" [He rushes to Blastus's chair.] "Is there a problem here, patron?" Blastus: "This movie sucks eggs, so gimme back my money." [Gumball gasps.] Gumball:  [scared] "Have some popcorn, Sexo! On the house!" [He stuffs a bag into Blastus's mouth.] Robot: "Why's he get free popcorn? I want free popcorn!" ''[Gumball groans and goes off to get the concession for Robot. Thraster, seeing this, longingly looks at SpongeBob's popcorn. He reaches his hand in to take some. At that moment, SpongeBob reaches for popcorn and grabs Thraster's hand. She stuffs it into her mouth.]'' Thraster:  [apologetically] "A discharged niblet for Thraster?" ''[A fight breaks out in the seats. Thraster goes flying.]''<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);background-color:rgb(254,253,255);"> Thraster:<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);background-color:rgb(254,253,255);"> "Son of a shepherd."

 [Gumball grabs a bag of popcorn from next to a popcorn machine and adds it to a pile he's carrying.]<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);background-color:rgb(254,253,255);">

Gumball:<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);background-color:rgb(254,253,255);">  [harassed]<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);background-color:rgb(254,253,255);"> "I want free popcorn, I want free popcorn. What do I look like, the popcorn fairytales?" ''[Gumball turns to give the popcorn to the moviegoers and trips over a prone Thraster. The popcorn goes flying.]''<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);background-color:rgb(254,253,255);"> Monster:<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);background-color:rgb(254,253,255);"> "My eyes!" [The bags have landed on Monster.]<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);background-color:rgb(254,253,255);"> "This butter substitute is stinging my eyes!" Blastus:<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);background-color:rgb(254,253,255);"> "Now that's entertainment!" Robot:<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);background-color:rgb(254,253,255);"> "Mind your own beeswax!" [She throws her drink at him.]<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);background-color:rgb(254,253,255);"> "Aw, did Sexy go boom?" Blastus:<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);background-color:rgb(254,253,255);">  [getting up]<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);background-color:rgb(254,253,255);"> "You're Right." [Anais looks nervous.]<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);background-color:rgb(254,253,255);"> "FOOD FIGHT!" [A rumble breaks out, popcorn and soda flying everywhere.]<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);background-color:rgb(254,253,255);"> Robot:<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);background-color:rgb(254,253,255);"> "You missed!" Anais:<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);background-color:rgb(254,253,255);">  [trying to calm the ruckus]<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);background-color:rgb(254,253,255);"> "People, please! Let's not behave like children!" Blastus:<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);background-color:rgb(254,253,255);">  [holding a drink]<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);background-color:rgb(254,253,255);"> "Yo Thraster, think fast!" [He cocks his arm, and Thraster tackles him.]<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);background-color:rgb(254,253,255);"> Thraster:<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);background-color:rgb(254,253,255);"> "Too slow!" Anais:<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);background-color:rgb(254,253,255);"> "Gumball, do something!" Gumball:<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);background-color:rgb(254,253,255);">  [handing out concessions]<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);background-color:rgb(254,253,255);"> "Are you kidding me?" [He ducks to avoid a drink.]<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);background-color:rgb(254,253,255);"> "I'm making a killing here, Anais!" [Monster hands over a quarter and gets more ammo.]<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);background-color:rgb(254,253,255);"> Globitha:<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);background-color:rgb(254,253,255);">  [untouched by the war]<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);background-color:rgb(254,253,255);"> "Far out, Plank. Three-D!" [An angry Darwin stands in front of the movie.]<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);background-color:rgb(254,253,255);"> Anais:<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);background-color:rgb(254,253,255);"> "Darwin, is something the matter?" Gumball:<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);background-color:rgb(254,253,255);"> "Well, look who decided to join us." [The sounds of a tussle eminate from the garage.]<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);background-color:rgb(254,253,255);"> "Hey, what's the matter with you!"

 [Darwin heaves the garage door open and throws the kids out.]<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);background-color:rgb(254,253,255);">

Darwin:<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);background-color:rgb(254,253,255);"> "Away with you! Unwanted pesterers!" ''[The kids look at him, surprised by this behavior. Robot gets up.]''<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);background-color:rgb(254,253,255);"> Robot:<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);background-color:rgb(254,253,255);"> "Darwin! You listen to me, mister! You can't kick me out! I live here too!" Darwin:<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);background-color:rgb(254,253,255);"> "SO MOVE!!!" Robot:<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);background-color:rgb(254,253,255);">  [backing up]<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);background-color:rgb(254,253,255);"> "Heh. Heh. Okay, Darwin we gotta go." [The kids disperse.]<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);background-color:rgb(254,253,255);"> Blastus:<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);background-color:rgb(254,253,255);"> "I read my mind." Globitha:<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);background-color:rgb(254,253,255);"> "Catch you on the rebound Sugar Lumps, slick!" Anais:<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);background-color:rgb(254,253,255);"> "Is it me, or is Globitha's vocabulary deteriorating?" Gumball:<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);background-color:rgb(254,253,255);">  [angry]<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);background-color:rgb(254,253,255);"> "I was holding em big time with that food fight! Till mister happy shows up and ruins everything." [Darwin grumpily heaves the garage shut and walks down the street.]<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);background-color:rgb(254,253,255);"> "Hey Grumpula! Your going the wrong way. Hey Snagglepuss!" [Darwin walks on.]<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);background-color:rgb(254,253,255);"> Anais:<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);background-color:rgb(254,253,255);"> "A dark cloud seems to be hanging over Darwin's head, Gumball. Our friend is a mere shell of the awkward, unvarnished, dunderhead we know and love. It's our duty to see Darwin through this plague of grief." Gumball:<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);background-color:rgb(254,253,255);"> "Ah, the guy's a big jerk. He's probably just got gas."

'' [Darwin sits alone on a stump in the park. His friends arrive.]''<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);background-color:rgb(254,253,255);">

Anais:<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);background-color:rgb(254,253,255);"> "Darwin? Is there anything we can do to make you feel better?" Gumball:<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);background-color:rgb(254,253,255);"> "Hey Anais, is that a lump on a log?" ''[He chuckles. Darwin picks up the stump and turns away.]''<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);background-color:rgb(254,253,255);"> Anais:<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);background-color:rgb(254,253,255);"> "Darwin certainly is long in the face, Gumball." Gumball:<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);background-color:rgb(254,253,255);"> "That's 'cause he doesn't have a chin, Einstein." Darwin:<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);background-color:rgb(254,253,255);"> "SHUT UP!" Gumball:<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);background-color:rgb(254,253,255);"> "You shut up!" Anais:<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);background-color:rgb(254,253,255);"> "Gumball, please! Darwin's having a bad day!" Gumball:<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);background-color:rgb(254,253,255);"> "Darwin's a wuss. Hey Rumpled Forehead!" [Gumball goes to stand next to Darwin.]<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);background-color:rgb(254,253,255);"> "I'll give you till three to get over yourself. One!–smile, you miserable little–Two!–snap out of it, ya–" Darwin:<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);background-color:rgb(254,253,255);"> "You torment me!" [He throws Gumball against a tree, and the tree breaks in half.]<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);background-color:rgb(254,253,255);"> Gumball:<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);background-color:rgb(254,253,255);"> "I'm hurt now." ''[Anais brings out a stool and sits by Darwin. He is going to try compassion.]''<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);background-color:rgb(254,253,255);"> Anais:<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);background-color:rgb(254,253,255);"> "Darwin?" ''[He touches Darwin's shoulder and looks disgusted. He begins to clean the jacket.]''<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);background-color:rgb(254,253,255);"> "Do you know what I like when I'm feeling crabby?" [He finishes cleaning.]<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);background-color:rgb(254,253,255);"> "A big hug to squeeze those cares away!" [He hugs Darwin.]<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);background-color:rgb(254,253,255);"> Darwin:<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);background-color:rgb(254,253,255);">  [shoving Anais away]<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);background-color:rgb(254,253,255);"> "Touch me again and I will squish you!" Gumball:<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);background-color:rgb(254,253,255);"> "Way to go, Mr. Sensitive. A hug. Oh, that's rich." Anais:<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);background-color:rgb(254,253,255);"> "Darwin? If you care to share your feelings, I want you to know I'll be right here for you." ''[Anais notices that Darwin is scraping the bark off the stump using just his fingers. Darwin turns and looks at Anais, doom in his eyes.]''<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);background-color:rgb(254,253,255);"> Anais:<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);background-color:rgb(254,253,255);"> "Well, let's leave Darwin to gather his thoughts, Gumball. A little self-introspection may do him a world of good. Coming, Gumball?" Gumball:<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);background-color:rgb(254,253,255);"> "What're ya gonna do now, knit him a sweater?"

'' [Anais is using a blow dryer on some pudding skin. Gumball is throwing random items into a box behind him.]''<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);background-color:rgb(254,253,255);">

Anais:<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);background-color:rgb(254,253,255);"> "Gumball!" Gumball:<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);background-color:rgb(254,253,255);"> "That's my name." Anais:<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);background-color:rgb(254,253,255);"> "What  are<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);background-color:rgb(254,253,255);"> you doing? We're supposed to be gathering things to cheer Darwin up, not unclog his drain!" [He holds up a plunger.]<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);background-color:rgb(254,253,255);"> "For example, Darwin adores pudding skin." [He picks up the skin.]<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);background-color:rgb(254,253,255);"> "So, I've taken the liberty of adorning one with a whimsical smile. Isn't it spiffy?" Gumball:<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);background-color:rgb(254,253,255);">  [rolling his eyes]<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);background-color:rgb(254,253,255);"> "Oh, I get it. So this hundred-year-old sandwich is sure to please Mr. Crankypants." ''[He picks the sandwich off of Darwin's pillow. The pillow comes with it, and Gumball sees a magazine under it.]''<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);background-color:rgb(254,253,255);"> "It's a magazine!" [It is a copy of Chicks Galore.]<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);background-color:rgb(254,253,255);"> "Darwin's been holding out on us! Chicks Galore, huh?" ''[Gumball happily picks it up and flips it open. The pictures inside are of baby chickens.]''<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);background-color:rgb(254,253,255);"> Anais:<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);background-color:rgb(254,253,255);">  [disgusted]<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);background-color:rgb(254,253,255);"> "I didn't even know they had magazines like that." [Gumball drops the mag back on Darwin's bed and helps Anais cart off the happy box.]

'' [Anais and Gumball enter the park. They stop. Blastus is bouncing a baseball of Darwin's head.]''<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);background-color:rgb(254,253,255);">

Anais:<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);background-color:rgb(254,253,255);"> "Blastus! What in heaven's–" Gumball:<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);background-color:rgb(254,253,255);"> "Pass it here, Sex!" ''[Gumball goes to join the game. Gumball and Blastus amuse themselves by catching the balls they bounce of Darwin's head.]''<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);background-color:rgb(254,253,255);"> Gumball:<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);background-color:rgb(254,253,255);"> "Anais, you've gotta try this!" [Darwin grabs Gumball and shapes him into a bat.]<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);background-color:rgb(254,253,255);"> Blastus:<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);background-color:rgb(254,253,255);"> "Potent." ''[He laughs. Darwin takes a swing at Blastus and sends the jock flying. Gumball is tossed away, used for his intended purpose.]''<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);background-color:rgb(254,253,255);"> Gumball:<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);background-color:rgb(254,253,255);"> "Is he happy yet?" Anais:<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);background-color:rgb(254,253,255);"> "Not evening a smirk, Gumball." Gumball:<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);background-color:rgb(254,253,255);"> "This stinks." [He reads from a comic book called "Wonder Space Fish."]<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);background-color:rgb(254,253,255);"> "Its tentacles tightened, sucking the marrow–" ''[Darwin slams the book shut on Gumball. The book falls loose, revealing Gumball's head as a page from a comic book. Gumball is saying, "Ow." He goes over to Anais and tags him.]''

'' [Darwin has a turkey on his lap. On top of it is a lit candle. He and Anais are wearing party hats.]''<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);background-color:rgb(254,253,255);">

Anais:<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);background-color:rgb(254,253,255);"> "Go on, Darwin! Blow out the candle, and make a big happy wish!" ''[Darwin stuffs the turkey into Anais. Anais goes over to Gumball and tags him in. Not liking this, Gumball tags Anais back. It turns into a slapping match.]''

 [Anais and Gumball are putting on a puppet show using Baron O'Beefdip and a robot alien.]<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);background-color:rgb(254,253,255);">

Baron O'Beefdip:<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);background-color:rgb(254,253,255);"> "La la la! Mr. Robot, our moody friend sure could use a good chuckle. Why don't you sing him a song, and lift his spirits?" Gumball:<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);background-color:rgb(254,253,255);"> "I hate puppet shows." [He tosses the robot away.]<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);background-color:rgb(254,253,255);"> Anais:<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);background-color:rgb(254,253,255);"> "Ooh, you're not even trying! You pick that up, mister!" ''[Darwin grabs Baron O'Beefdip and pulls the cord on the toy's back. A flame shoots out, barbecuing the puppet show.]'' Gumball:<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);background-color:rgb(254,253,255);">  [amazed]<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);background-color:rgb(254,253,255);"> "Nice toy." ''[Anais drops Baron O'Beefdip and whispers in Gumball's ear. Gumball leaps out of the box.]''<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);background-color:rgb(254,253,255);"> Gumball:<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);background-color:rgb(254,253,255);"> "NO WAY! Forget it! I ain't doin it!" Anais:<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);background-color:rgb(254,253,255);"> "But Gumball! Look at him!" [He indicates the grumpy Darwin.]<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);background-color:rgb(254,253,255);"> "If Ed doesn't cheer up soon, he could become a perpetual mope! Do you realize how miserable our lives would be?" [Gumball stands there grumpily.]

 [Gumball is still grumpy, but he is now dressed as a rooster.]<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);background-color:rgb(254,253,255);">

Gumball:<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);background-color:rgb(254,253,255);">  [dancing]<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);background-color:rgb(254,253,255);"> "Buck buck buck. Look at me, I'm a chicken. Cluck cluck cluck. You love chickens. Chickens make you happy. Buck buck buck. How 'bout I lay an egg?" ''[Darwin comes over to Gumball and pulls his cowl down over him. Darwin then shoves Gumball away.]''<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);background-color:rgb(254,253,255);"> Anais:<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);background-color:rgb(254,253,255);"> "You forgot to wiggle your tailfeathers, Gumball." Gumball:<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);background-color:rgb(254,253,255);"> "THAT'S IT!" [He walks over to Darwin.]<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);background-color:rgb(254,253,255);"> "I'VE HAD IT UP TO HERE WITH YOUR BAD MOUTH! HAD A SMILE! BUST YOUR CHOPS! BE HAPPY!" [He slaps Darwin on the back of his head.]<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);background-color:rgb(254,253,255);"> "GET OVER IT!" Darwin:<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);background-color:rgb(254,253,255);">  [antagonized]<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);background-color:rgb(254,253,255);"> "RAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!" [Darwin's face anger and he turns red rips his eyebrow in half and screams loudly at the world.]<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);background-color:rgb(254,253,255);">  "BIG TROUBBBLLLLLLEEEEEE!!!!!"<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);background-color:rgb(254,253,255);"> ''[Darwin grabs his stump and proceeds to smash the playground with it. He bites into various toys and tosses them in the air. Globitha, caught on the seesaw, actually enjoys this.]''<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);background-color:rgb(254,253,255);"> Globitha:<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);background-color:rgb(254,253,255);"> "Yee-haw!" Gumball:<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);background-color:rgb(254,253,255);"> "Anais, wake up! Aah!" ''[He cowers. Broken pieces of playground land around him and Anais.]''<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);background-color:rgb(254,253,255);"> Globitha:<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);background-color:rgb(254,253,255);"> "Right on!" ''[He lands on one end of the seesaw, Plank on the other. Plank shoots up into the air.]''<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);background-color:rgb(254,253,255);"> Darwin:<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);background-color:rgb(254,253,255);"> "I WANT TO BE A LIER!" ''[Plank hits Darwin on the back of his head. Darwin looks at Plank with a deadly stare.]''<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);background-color:rgb(254,253,255);"> Globitha:<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);background-color:rgb(254,253,255);"> "Plank?" [Darwin raises Plank over his head, ready to break the board against his knee.]<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);background-color:rgb(254,253,255);"> Globitha:<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);background-color:rgb(254,253,255);"> "Gimme Plank back, you meanie!" [Darwin holds off Jonny with an outstretched leg.]<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);background-color:rgb(254,253,255);"> Plank:<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);background-color:rgb(254,253,255);"> Globitha:<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);background-color:rgb(254,253,255);"> "I'm trying, buddy, but I can't reach you!" Plank:<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);background-color:rgb(254,253,255);"> Globitha:<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);background-color:rgb(254,253,255);"> "You want me to what? That's weird, buddy. But I'll do it." Gumball:<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);background-color:rgb(254,253,255);"> "Oh this oughta be good." <span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);background-color:rgb(254,253,255);">Globitha: "Geronimo!" ''[Globitha tugs off Darwin's shoe. A nickel tumbles out. Darwin, suddenly no longer angry, wiggles his sock-clad foot. A wide smile spreads across his face, and he tosses Plank away.]''<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);background-color:rgb(254,253,255);"> Darwin:<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);background-color:rgb(254,253,255);"> "Gumball's happy once more!" Globitha:<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);background-color:rgb(254,253,255);"> "Buddy!" [He catches and hugs Plank.]<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);background-color:rgb(254,253,255);"> "Never a dull moment with these clowns, huh Plank?" [Anais walks over to the shoe and pebble and picks up the rock.]<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);background-color:rgb(254,253,255);"> Anais:<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);background-color:rgb(254,253,255);">  [astounded]<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);background-color:rgb(254,253,255);"> "A nickel? Darwin's bad mouth was all because he had a  <span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);background-color:rgb(254,253,255);">nickel <span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);background-color:rgb(254,253,255);"> in his  shoe?"<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);background-color:rgb(254,253,255);"> Globitha:<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);background-color:rgb(254,253,255);"> "He's mad, I tell ya, mad!" Darwin:<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);background-color:rgb(254,253,255);">  [hugging Anais and Gumball]<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);background-color:rgb(254,253,255);"> "My friends! My pals! My name here!" [Gumball, dazed, falls to the ground in a fit of crazy laughter.]<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);background-color:rgb(254,253,255);"> Darwin:<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);background-color:rgb(254,253,255);"> "Somebody had a good day, huh, Sugar Lumps?" <ac_metadata title="Little Grumpy Darwin"> </ac_metadata>