The Watch/Transcript

About The Watch

 * This watch has been the center of the pure of The Watterson and the Finklehimer, it was found by the great great great great grandfather Bucktooth Watterson who lost it to a evil man called One Legged Finklehimer in a jay contest, how ever Bucktooth Sienor great great great grandfather but then Elivine Finklehimer took it even through he had never slap a Pinkhod in his entire life  all that time watch was hidden inside Lucy Finklehimer gertal  then, when my dad finally retrieve the watch after a good old yodeling contest and gave it to me, and now little man, I give the watch to you.
 * This watch has been the center of the pure of The Watterson and the Finklehimer, it was found by the great great great great grandfather Bucktooth Watterson who lost it to a evil man called One Legged Finklehimer in a jay contest, how ever Bucktooth Sienor great great great grandfather but then Elivine Finklehimer took it even through he had never slap a Pinkhod in his entire life  all that time watch was hidden inside Lucy Finklehimer gertal  then, when my dad finally retrieve the watch after a good old yodeling contest and gave it to me, and now little man, I give the watch to you.

At the Bus

 * I hate it, this watch is wonder weak, it doesn't even tell the time. What the derp is V pass X supposed to mean?
 * Wait, did you get that from Dad?
 * How did you know?
 * He offered it to me, he told this really long boring story full of people he cares about, and I said "No! I don't want no busted up cowboy junk".
 * Mind holding this for a sec? I need to tie my shoelaces.
 * Sure.
 * Wait, you don't have any shoes.
 * He who holds it, owns it.
 * Aw!
 * Aw!
 * Aw!

At the Hallway

 * Okay, okay I'll keep it. But on one condition, if at any point Dad offers a better gift, I got dibs on it. Deal?
 * Deal.
 * Now check your hands.
 * What? This one, or this one? Now check yours.
 * WHAT!?
 * DOUBLE WHAT!?
 * WHAT!?
 * DOUBLE WHAT!?
 * DOUBLE WHAT!?

At the House

 * I gave it to an old man.
 * WHAT!?
 * I said "I gave it to old man".
 * Shh! I heard it the first time, is just that you DON'T GIVE AWAY A FAMILY HEIRLOOM TO JUST SOME RANDOM GUY!
 * But I thought you was trying to get rid of it.
 * What's Dad gonna said now?
 * Is he gonna cry, cause if he cry I'll cry.
 * Don't cry bubble cheek, is my fault as well.
 * So since it is obviously your fault, your gonna get it back right?
 * Well, I would if you hadn't been an total slack job couper and gave it to him.
 * But none of this would had happened if you've been an ingrateful jerk in the first place.
 * You do it.
 * No, you do it.
 * No, you do it.
 * What are you guys talking about?
 * Uh, how much we love the watch?
 * I love you guys.
 * Uh, how much we love the watch?
 * I love you guys.

At the Finklehimer's Front Yard

 * I'd be more happy to give you this watch back, if it belongs to you, but my name is Marvin Finklehimer, and this watch belongs to the Finklehimer's family.
 * Dude, did you really have to give to a Finklehimer?
 * Ha! Call that poletic justice.
 * Can you really turn down a helpless crying child?
 * Your not crying.
 * Dude, are you trying to cry, or lay an egg?
 * Get out of my lawn.
 * Dude, are you trying to cry, or lay an egg?
 * Get out of my lawn.
 * Get out of my lawn.
 * Get out of my lawn.

At The School's Lunchroom

 * What are we gonna do?
 * Well, we just have to agree to never talk about that watch again.
 * I feel guilty.
 * Then we should deal with our emotion like grown-ups, push them down deep inside ourselves, and ignore them for the rest of our lives.
 * Oof! Hey what was that?
 * Its the guilt, I'm a mass of my stomach and body just won't let me eat, we have to get that watch back somehow.
 * Oof! Hey what was that?
 * Its the guilt, I'm a mass of my stomach and body just won't let me eat, we have to get that watch back somehow.
 * Its the guilt, I'm a mass of my stomach and body just won't let me eat, we have to get that watch back somehow.

At the Finklehimer's Front Yard Part 2

 * For the last time, there is nothing in this world that I want to trade for this watch.
 * Hmmm What about the one thing that man desired since the dawn of time, what about the one thing a man in the dust of his life carves for more then anything else, what about the secret that has eluded every scientist, alchemist and adventurers of this world. What about-
 * Eternal youth?
 * Youth..youth..youth..youth.
 * I'm listening.
 * Don't have it.
 * But how about a girlfriend?
 * Deal.
 * We might need to make you look a bit younger.
 * We might need to make you look a bit younger.

At Dumps cave

 * So Marvin, how long have you been so surprised?
 * Ahhhhh
 * Check please.

At Finklehimer's Front Yard Part 3

 * It was not our fault that you are not compatible!
 * It is your fault for giving me that back alley face lip!
 * It is either that or a bag over your head, for asking a person over 25!
 * I am sorry dude, you kinda look like a microwave toenip.
 * Get out of here, I'm keeping the watch!
 * I wish we don't have to come to this Marvin.
 * Ughh what you are doing?
 * I'm gonna beat myself selfless, call the cops and accuse you of doing it!
 * Huh, I think you are too lillyliver to that son.
 * I don't what that means but I gonna prove it wrong.
 * Ok, I can't remember why I am angry at you, so I'm gonna go.
 * Is he talking to me now?
 * No dude, I'm talking to you.
 * Ok, I'm gonna walk you home now.
 * I can walk home by myself, I'm perfectly capable of putting one foot in front of the other foot...
 * I don't have heart to tell him that he's going the wrong way.
 * I can walk home by myself, I'm perfectly capable of putting one foot in front of the other foot...
 * I don't have heart to tell him that he's going the wrong way.

At home in the kitchen

 * Argh, I can't hide like this anymore, we just gonna tell dad the truth.
 * Oh sure, great plan, so how do you want to do it? You can start by rejecting his love while I sucker punch him with the lack of respect that we have for his entire family heritage or you can prefer, I'll just ripe out his heart while you TEAR HIS SOUL IN HALF!
 * Get out of your box, you just gave me an idea.
 * Oh sure, great plan, so how do you want to do it? You can start by rejecting his love while I sucker punch him with the lack of respect that we have for his entire family heritage or you can prefer, I'll just ripe out his heart while you TEAR HIS SOUL IN HALF!
 * Get out of your box, you just gave me an idea.

At Finklehimer's doorstep

 * I HAVE COME FOR YOU MARVIN.
 * Uggh...
 * Marvin wake up!
 * You said you would just burn before his life with the watch but instead he got away with the doh-doh!
 * Just give him CPR.
 * What the? Do it properly man.
 * I'm not touching his mouth, it looks like the end of an elephant trunk.
 * Ok, hold on.
 * Move aside. Come on Marvin, don't go into the light.
 * No wait!
 * Ahh, he's been breathing all this time.
 * Shhhhh
 * I'M KEEPING THE WATCH!
 * and : AHHHHHHH!
 * It belongs to my family, NOT YOURS!
 * Ahh, look sir, I shouldn't have given the watch to Darwin and he shouldn't have given it to you, so now I'm begging you- I only care about is my dad giving it to me, it will break his heart if I told him that I lost it.
 * Me me me me me me.
 * I'M KEEPING THE WATCH!
 * and : AHHHHHHH!
 * It belongs to my family, NOT YOURS!
 * Ahh, look sir, I shouldn't have given the watch to Darwin and he shouldn't have given it to you, so now I'm begging you- I only care about is my dad giving it to me, it will break his heart if I told him that I lost it.
 * Me me me me me me.
 * Me me me me me me.

At home in the kitchen

 * Hey Mr dad, you look great, have you lost weight?
 * Hmmm let me check. 1 2 3 4 5 6, no same as always, wait a minute, what have you done wrong?
 * What? What gave it away?
 * That's what I always ask your mother before I confess something terrible.
 * I was just messing with Darwin and I gave the watch to him.
 * And then I gave it to Marvin, and then he just wouldn't give me back, he wouldn't give it back.
 * What are you talking about?
 * The watch!
 * What? That weird drumming compass thing? No one cares about that.
 * Really?
 * Yeah, I just wanted to get rid of it, I even tried to give it to Anais before giving it to Darwin, just tell Marvin he can keep it.
 * Really?
 * Yeah, I just wanted to get rid of it, I even tried to give it to Anais before giving it to Darwin, just tell Marvin he can keep it.

At Finklehimer's doorstep part 2

 * Hey Marvin, listen I just-
 * Let me stop you there. I been thinking, I only wanted this watch because my father wanted it all his life and by keeping it, I am sentencing you to the same punishment, so please take it.
 * Let me stop you there. We just found out that our dad doesn't care, so you can keep it.
 * No, I want you to have it.
 * No, I want you to have it.