The Goons/Transcript

I wanna be dumb

 * Get off my lawn, Watterson!
 * But why, Mr Robinson?
 * Don't be so cheeky!
 * C'mon sweetie, one puzzle; 1000 pieces of fun!
 * Mom, can we do something, you know...not boring?
 * You mean like the 2000 piece puzzle?
 * No something more like that.
 * I'm going to get to the bottom of this.
 * Hahahaha, bottom!
 * Anais, I think you are a bit too intelligent for that kind of behavior.
 * Well if being intelligent means no fun then I don't want to be intelligent anymore. By the way those go there.
 * Nice...
 * Hahahaha, bottom!
 * Anais, I think you are a bit too intelligent for that kind of behavior.
 * Well if being intelligent means no fun then I don't want to be intelligent anymore. By the way those go there.
 * Nice...

Can I be dumb for a day?

 * Gumball, can I speak to you.
 * My eyes are up here.
 * How come you guys never ask me to play with you.
 * Well,  we thought you liked puzzles.
 * Yeah, puzzles are okay, but i'd like to join you and be dumb for a change, just for a day.
 * For a day, huh...
 * and : Hmm...
 * I think we should give her a chance.
 * Okay then.
 * Yay!

'I'm the President.'

 * Here's a game we like to play. It's called 'I'm the President'.
 * What are the rules?
 * Well, I'm the president, and you have to do what I say.
 * Yes sir, Mr President sir!
 * Now, go get the stinkiest thing you can find in the house.
 * Yes sir, Mr President, sir!


 * I'm not doing that!
 * You have to, I'm the President.
 * But the...but...Why?


 * Mr President sir, I found one of Mr Dad's socks.
 * Is it sweaty?
 * Yes sir, it's crunchy on the outside and moldy on the inside. Just the way you like it, sir!
 * Good job, soldier! This shall be our flag, and in Dumb Land, what's the motto?
 * and : Dumbest kisses flagers!


 * This is so dumb.
 * That's the point!
 * I just don't get it.


 * Anais, look honey! Porcupine parade, 3000 pieces!
 * Please, teach me.

How to be dumb

 * Here's a game we like to play. It's called 'I'm the President'.
 * What are the rules?
 * Well, I'm the President, and you have to do what I say.
 * [in a deep voice and saluting] Yes sir Mr. President, sir.
 * Now go and get the stinkest thing you can find in the house.
 * [in a deep voice saluting] Yes sir Mr. President, sir. [Runs away]


 * I'm not doing that.
 * You have to! I'm the president.
 * But the... but... Why?
 * [Darwin comes back with Richards sock stick and in a deep voice]
 * Mr President, sir. I found one of Mr. Dad's socks.
 * Is it sweaty?
 * [in a deep voice] Yes, sir! It's crunchy on the outside and moldy on the inside. Just the way you like it, sir.
 * Good job, soldier. This shall be our flag, and in Dumbland, what's the motto?
 * DUMBESTS KISSES FLAGERS!

[Gumball and Darwin kisses Richards sock and both begin to prune their faces and begin to exhale the smell]
 * This is so dumb.
 * That's the point!
 * I just don't get it.


 * Anais, look honey. Porcupine Parade; 3000 pieces!
 * [whispering] Please, teach me...

The Dumb Song

 * Okay now, notepad ready?
 * Yep.
 * The first rule of dumb is that dumb people don't take notes.
 * [writing down on her notepad] Don't...take...notes.

Mr. Robinson: [while driving] AHHHHHH!

Mr. Robinson: [screaming and angry] MY CAAAAARRRRRRR!