The Party/Transcript

Episode Starts

 * Guys, guys! Let me cut to the chase here, alright? You're ALL invited!
 * Yay! A high school party, and we are all invited!?
 * NONE OF YOU ARE INVITED!!!
 * Oh. Hi, Rachel.
 * My party is for young adults, not old... BABIES!
 * Rachel, Rachel, Rachel. Wouldn't it be a shame if Mom and Dad found out about your secret party?
 * Rachel, Rachel, Rachel.
 * Fine. You can come.
 * But you all have to bring...A DATE!
 * A date?!
 * Uh huh. Good luck!
 * What's a date? Hey! What's a date?
 * Hmmm... A secret house party, eh? I better tell Principal Brown.
 * What's a date? Hey! What's a date?
 * Hmmm... A secret house party, eh? I better tell Principal Brown.
 * Hmmm... A secret house party, eh? I better tell Principal Brown.

The Cafeteria

 * Alright buddy, let's make a list of possible dates.
 * What's a date?
 * Date, D-A-T-E, social activity undertaken by two people in suitability for a relationship. It is also a fruit that makes you poop.
 * Yeah...thanks??
 * Hey! What about Penny?
 * Penny? Oh, no, no, no, I just like her as a friend...
 * Why are your eyes shaped like hearts?
 * Allergies!
 * Oh. Well, what about Carrie?
 * Carrie... she's got spirit... I'll put her in the "maybes'. Next, Teri. Nicely drawn features...  But a little flat. I'll put her in the "possibles'. Carmen...  Prickly, but smart. Interesting. Ugh, Sussie...  No.
 * What's that?
 * "Would you be the jelly in my peanut butter sandwich?"
 * What do you say, Gumball?
 * Nah. No, thanks. I already ate. Alright buddy, it's date-time!
 * What do you say, Gumball?
 * Nah. No, thanks. I already ate. Alright buddy, it's date-time!

The School Hallway

 * ​: Hi, Masami, wanna be my date? You're not really my type, 'cause I usually like attractive girls, but hey, beggars can't be choosers.
 * You are a girl, right?... What?
 * How about you, Teri? You look desperate.
 * Was that a slap?
 * Yes.
 * Uh, ouch?
 * Hey, Sussie, it's your lucky day, you're my date for the party. What do you say?
 * Date fail! Come on, Prickles, let's roll!
 * Uh, ouch?
 * Hey, Sussie, it's your lucky day, you're my date for the party. What do you say?
 * Date fail! Come on, Prickles, let's roll!
 * Date fail! Come on, Prickles, let's roll!
 * Date fail! Come on, Prickles, let's roll!
 * Date fail! Come on, Prickles, let's roll!
 * Date fail! Come on, Prickles, let's roll!

At the Wattersons'

 * Oh cheer up, Gumball. When I was your age, I needed a girl for a party and what I said to her was... {{d|event|mumblings}  and 20 years later, we're still married.
 * Aww, dad, you make it sound so easy...
 * Are you sure you asked every girl in class?
 * You can ask Penny.
 * Penny? She's too hot. No, not hot, not hot... my type, not my type.
 * Well, if it's not Penny, there's still one girl you haven't asked.
 * Really? Who?
 * Oh! Her...
 * Hi, this is Gumball Watterson calling, would you be my date to the party? Uh no, you weren't exactly the first girl I asked but... NO, NO, no, no, no, no, don't hang up! Please; I can beg.  Yes, I'm on my knees. HEY, Im not saying that! NO, NO, no, no, no, no, please don't hang up!  Fine, I, Gumball Watterson, have a stupid face...  stuck on a big stupid head...  with a tiny stupid brain...  and stupid is my favorite color.
 * You will? Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you so much! I'll pick you up at eight.
 * Yes! See Darwin, no girl can resist me.
 * Hi, this is Gumball Watterson calling, would you be my date to the party? Uh no, you weren't exactly the first girl I asked but... NO, NO, no, no, no, no, don't hang up! Please; I can beg.  Yes, I'm on my knees. HEY, Im not saying that! NO, NO, no, no, no, no, please don't hang up!  Fine, I, Gumball Watterson, have a stupid face...  stuck on a big stupid head...  with a tiny stupid brain...  and stupid is my favorite color.
 * You will? Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you so much! I'll pick you up at eight.
 * Yes! See Darwin, no girl can resist me.
 * Yes! See Darwin, no girl can resist me.
 * Yes! See Darwin, no girl can resist me.

In the Car

 * I'm so proud of you. My baby boy is becoming a man.
 * : Yeah! Keep it together, dad.
 * It seems like only yesterday we were watching "Daisy The Donkey" together.
 * Dad, that was yesterday.
 * Well, it feels like a long time ago. And look at you now, dating a girl!

Outside Tobias'

 * Hey.
 * Hello.
 * Hey, Penny.
 * Yeah, Hi, Gumball.
 * So... I didn't realize you were coming with Hector.
 * I didn't realize you liked lizard-breath.
 * I feel awkward.
 * Hmmm... More guests have arrived. Shall we make our move?
 * Patience, Nigel. Let's wait until it's in full swing.
 * TOBIAS! More of your "dweeb loser baby friends" have arrived.
 * GUYS! GUYS! This party is TOTALLY off the hook!
 * TOBIAS! More of your "dweeb loser baby friends" have arrived.
 * GUYS! GUYS! This party is TOTALLY off the hook!

At Tobias'

 * Any room for more tea?
 * Don't mind if I do.
 * This is such fun!
 * This is a high school party?
 * I know... It's AWESOME! Woohoo!
 * Wanna dance?
 * Ugh, you go ahead. I'll join you later.
 * I'm having the time of my life.
 * Wanna dance?
 * Ugh, you go ahead. I'll join you later.
 * I'm having the time of my life.
 * I'm having the time of my life.

Miss Simian Crashes the Party

 * This party is busted! Busted... WIDE OPEN!
 * Busted...
 * Now for some real music.
 * Hey, look! I'm gonna throw the TV out of the window.
 * Please, allow me.
 * NO! Not the TV!!!
 * That's my girl! WOOHOO!
 * Hey, dude. I'm trying to sleep here!
 * Sorry.
 * Hello. Hey, why crying?
 * Because this is the worst party ever! I invited everybody, and none of my friends turned up!
 * But we all came, and we're your friends!
 * You guys not my friends. YOU JUST TRASHED MY PARENTS' HOUSE!
 * Don't worry, I'll tidy it up!
 * Yeah, sure, you're gonna tidy all this up?
 * Of course! Don't you know I'm part sucker fish?!
 * Thanks. What's your name?
 * Darwin Raglan Caspian Ahab Poseidon Nicodemus Watterson the Third!
 * Hehehe. You don't seem so bad, for a kid.
 * Don't worry, I'll tidy it up!
 * Yeah, sure, you're gonna tidy all this up?
 * Of course! Don't you know I'm part sucker fish?!
 * Thanks. What's your name?
 * Darwin Raglan Caspian Ahab Poseidon Nicodemus Watterson the Third!
 * Hehehe. You don't seem so bad, for a kid.

Party Down

 * Haha! I'm doing the mashed potato!
 * AHH..Thirsty!
 * Hey, how's your date?
 * Grrreat. How's yours?
 * Hector's not really my type... Gumball? Do you remember that paper plane?
 * Umm, oh yeah! "Will you be the jelly in my peanut butter sandwich?". I wasn't really hungry...
 * No, silly! I was the peanut butter.
 * What?! Oh, I was supposed to be the jelly, wasn't I?
 * You seriously didn't understand?
 * Uh, no.
 * Hey, Tina! Can I have the next dance?
 * You can have this one.
 * AAHH!
 * You can have this one.
 * AAHH!

After the Party

 * Finished!
 * Darwin! You're the best kid ever! How come you don't have a girlfriend?
 * What do I need a girlfriend for?
 * This.
 * Everything's so clear now!
 * Is he gonna be alright?
 * Yeah, yeah, he'll be fine. Uh, Penny?
 * Yes?
 * Um, I was thinking about the, you know, next party? Maybe you can be the sandwich in my uh, peanut jelly butter, you know what I mean.
 * Yeah, I'd love to.
 * I think your dad's here.
 * Oh, well. Time to go... I guess. C'mon buddy!  Thanks for the party! I love you, Penny! What did I say that for?!
 * Is that really the best we can do?
 * I think he's awesome.
 * Is that really the best we can do?
 * I think he's awesome.

Back in the Car

 * I like the new one better.
 * Who? What? Penny? Oh no, I don't love her! I-I mean love her! I mean like her. Can we go home, please?
 * And how was the party for you, Darwin?
 * I don't know exactly how to put it into words, but...
 * I don't know exactly how to put it into words, but...

Epilogue

 * See? Didn't I tell you we could trust Rachel and Tobias while we're away?
 * Huh, wait 'till we see the phone bill.
 * Huh, wait 'till we see the phone bill.