User blog:PaletteReviews/The Orgins (part of transcript)

Since the page is locked, I thought I should put some of the transcript here.

First clip

 * [Oranges fall out the window]
 * Gumball! Stop using my bikini to catapult oranges at your dad! [Bubbles and water slip out of the door creak] What the- Gumball! When I told you to clean your room, I didn't mean put everything in the washing machine! [Nicole walks up the stairs] D'oh, not a moment's peace around here. Oh god, where is he now? [Nicole opens up the bathroom door] Gumball! Why is the bathtub full of soda?!
 * He must've been trying to make some kind of amazing homemade jacuzzi. I think it's important to encourage the creativity of a child because-
 * It was you, wasn't it?
 * [Peeks out of the shower curtains] Yes.
 * [Nicole sighs and closes the door]
 * Gumball, how did you manage to bring both sand and snow into the house? [Nicole looks up] I'm not even gonna ask about that. Gumball! [Walks to Gumball's room and opens the door] Gumball?! Oh my gosh Richard, Get the hunting net, he got out again.
 * I'm here!
 * [relieved sigh] You're lucky you're so cute. Otherwise, I would've sold you to the freak show by now. [Nicole kisses Gumball]
 * What's a "freak show"?
 * It's like our family, but people pay to see it.


 * Dang nabbit, that's the 27th time!
 * [sigh] I was an energetic kid, but this one operates in a different time frame.
 * Eat! By the power of lunch, I command you to eat! By the power of lunch, I command you to eat!
 * [Gumball passes out on the table]
 * Agh! I killed his appetite! Or maybe worse...
 * Shh! He's finally gone down. Quick! Sleep while you can.
 * [Nicole and Richard rest on the table as well]
 * Second win!
 * This can't go on...
 * [Nicole and Richard gasp]
 * Wait a minute!
 * Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
 * Let's...
 * Give him a pet!
 * Go back in time and make sure we never... We give him a pet! Hahaha, what a good idea we both just had.
 * [Cereal explodes on them both]


 * [Checks watch] He hasn't moved for over 13 seconds.
 * And there's no alphabet soup on the ceiling.
 * [They both laugh, and then calm down]
 * So what are you gonna call him, sweetie?
 * [Gumball looks down at his soup and shakes it to get his answer]
 * [sighs] Darwin...
 * What? But that spells "Jpxfrd". We really need to get you in Meloting's school.


 * I can see from your serious expression that you ask yourself a lot of important questions. Like, if I ate myself, would I get twice as big? Or just disappear?
 * Plup!
 * Ah, thank goodness. Someone else to listen to his questions.
 * I know! I got a nose bleed thinking about if there's nothing faster than light, how did the dark get there first.
 * [Nicole and Richard sigh]
 * I think we just, relaxed for the first time in years.
 * [They both laugh and then fall flat on the floor]
 * I think we just, relaxed for the first time in years.
 * [They both laugh and then fall flat on the floor]

Third clip

 * Aaah! What happened? Where am I? Who am I? How do I get home? What is life? Okay, okay, calm down.

More to be added soon.