Larry Needlemeyer/Quotes

"Ah... The Wattersons. It's about time you showed up. I assume you have my money?"

"It all goes back to the Summer of '83..."

"I hope you don't mind if I make sure it's real. Last time I checked, it was a piece of cardboard."

": This had better be a joke.


 * Aw, man. What gave it away?


 * Dude. It's five seconds long, and every name in the credits is one of you two."

"That will be seven hundred dollars."

"Hey! Hey! HEY!!"

"Ha! I knew you were trying to skip my messages."

"Well, there is no way I can accept this. You need to give the real DVD, now!"

"Welcome to the gas station, where we never sleep...(suddenly afraid) because we're not allowed to..."

"What do you want from me, you nut burger?!"

"GET OUT OF MY LIFE!"

"Richard Watterson, that guy is lazier than a rock"

"Would you look to add a tip?"

": Do you mind if I write you a roadkill check?


 * Sure! We now also accept payment in uranium, antibiotics, and melee weapons."