The Sock/Transcript


 * Miss Simian: Class! Time to hand in your homework!
 * Darwin: What are we going to do? What are we going to do? If we tell her the truth, she'll flip!
 * Gumball: Be cool buddy, it'll be fine.
 * Miss Simian: [grunts as she takes up homework] Ugh! At least it's on time.
 * Darwin: I wasn't built to take this much pressure!
 * Gumball: Relax man, we'll just tell her what really happened.
 * Miss Simian: Alright you two, what's today's excuse?
 * Gumball: [clears throat] Our dad ate our homework.
 * Miss Simian: [growls angrily, as the shot is now outside Miss Simian's room] Go see the guidance counselor immediately!
 * Gumball: But, Miss Simian-
 * Miss Simian: And don't come back until you've learned how to tell the truth!
 * Gumball and Darwin: Ugghhh...
 * [Inside Mr. Small's office]
 * Mr. Small: And this, is what the inside of a liar looks like.
 * Gumball and Darwin: Eww.
 * Mr. Small: Notice, the dark abyss here; that's the corrupt soul of the liar.
 * Gumball: But, Mr. Small we're not liars.
 * Mr. Small: Hmph! You should tell that to the last boy who sat there and lied to me. He's there now!
 * Darwin: The prison?!
 * Mr. Small: No, next to it.
 * Gumball: The cemetery?! What happened to him?
 * Mr. Small: He just works there.
 * Gumball and Darwin: [sigh]
 * Mr. Small: Now, let me show you something. [rustling of the things in his cabinet, he takes out the hat and blows on it] This, is the lying hat. Now, watch what happens when I put it on. Your mother called!
 * Gumball and Darwin: Oh!
 * Mr. Small: She says she hates you!
 * Gumball: [gasp, tearily] She does?
 * Darwin: [glass breaking] I think my heart just broke.
 * Mr. Small: It's okay kids, that was a lie.
 * Gumball and Darwin: [relieved sigh]
 * Mr. Small: But you see, that's what a lie will do! Hurt your feelings. She hates you!
 * Gumball and Darwin: Aww.
 * Mr. Small: She loves you!
 * Gumball and Darwin: Yay!
 * Mr. Small: Hates you!
 * Gumball and Darwin: Aww.
 * Mr. Small: Loves you!
 * Gumball and Darwin: Yay!
 * [he continues to ask this until their voices become so fast that they're indistinguishable, Gumball and Darwin start heavily breathing afterwards]