The Club/Transcript


 * Richard: [panting] C'mon you guys, we don't want to be late!
 * Gumball: Remind me again why exactly we're at school on a Saturday?
 * Richard: Are you kidding me? It's Club Day! It's the only day of the week when I get to hang out with people I really like!
 * Gumball, Darwin, Nicole and Anais: What?!
 * Richard: Uhh... gotta go!
 * Nicole: Okay. See you all back here at five.
 * Gumball: But, wait! I don't have a club to go to!


 * Gumball: Well mom, looks like it's your lucky day. I'm coming with you to your Anger Management Club.
 * Nicole: Oh, that's sweet, Gumball, but behind this door I'm a very different person. Trust me, you don't want to see this.
 * Mr. Small: Hello, Nicole, welcome to- [screams in pain and exasperatedly passes out]
 * Anais: Could you guys keep it down a little?
 * Nicole: You keep it down!!


 * Gumball: Hey, Anais! What club are you in?
 * Anais: Physics Club.
 * Gumball: Well, today's your lucky day because I'm-
 * Anais: Let me stop you right there. You know there are different types of intelligence?
 * Gumball: Yeah.
 * Anais: I don't think you have any of them.
 * Gumball: I don't get it.
 * Anais: Exactly.
 * Gumball: Oh, come on, let me in! Don't be a club hog! [scoffs] Fine.


 * Gumball: Dad, can I join your fantasy club?
 * Richard: [with a Scottish accent] Who be there?
 * Gumball: It's me, Gumball.
 * Richard: Be you orc?
 * Gumball: No.
 * Richard: Be you dwarf?
 * Gumball: No, I'm your son.
 * Richard: Be you bearer of savoury snacks for the elders?
 * Gumball: What?! No.
 * Richard: Then begone!
 * Gumball: [sigh]
 * Darwin: What's up?
 * Gumball: Man, there's gotta' be a club for me somewhere.
 * Darwin: You could always join my club.
 * Gumball: What is it?


 * Darwin: Synchronized Swimming!
 * Gumball: Hmm, you're good, but I can do better! Here comes: the Swan Dive of Eternal Beauty! [a swan honks]