The Pressure/Transcript

The Boyfriend Game

 * So what do you think of my treehouse, girls?
 * I love what you've done with the bathroom.
 * Thanks! (???)
 * Molly has such a good eye for interior design.
 * Boring! You think because it's on a tree it's all that. Well, it isn't, it's just as boring as a real house. I mean, what is it actually what you do in here, Molly?
 * Well, I just hang out, watch the boys...
 * Lame! You don't watch boys, you kiss them.
 * What?!
 * Hold on! Don't tell you don't have boyfriends. You do, Molly, right?
 * Hmm! Sure I do! You don't know him, though. He's way older and... he's in High School!
 * Well, my boyfriend is so old that he doesn't have a babysitter!
 * Well, mine's so old, he stopped wearing braces!
 * Well, mine is so old that he doesn't even have teeth.
 * I wish I had a boyfriend.
 * Did Penny see my stunt?
 * Don't tell me you wanna impress those... those... those... perfumed syssies!
 * You mean those girls over there? Nah... They wouldn't care about a handsome bachelor, 12 years old, who likes foreign cinema, fine dining, extreme sports and long romantic walks on the beach by moonlight.
 * Let's make a pact, right here, right now. Pals before gals!
 * and : Pals before gals!
 * Ok...
 * Wait, wait, wait! Let's make a blood pact!
 * So, you were going to tell us, Masami. Do you have a boyfriend?
 * Yeah, he is... it's... it's Darwin!
 * Darwin!?
 * Yeah, he's great because... he's got legs an, you know... a head.
 * Okay.
 * You mean those girls over there? Nah... They wouldn't care about a handsome bachelor, 12 years old, who likes foreign cinema, fine dining, extreme sports and long romantic walks on the beach by moonlight.
 * Let's make a pact, right here, right now. Pals before gals!
 * and : Pals before gals!
 * Ok...
 * Wait, wait, wait! Let's make a blood pact!
 * So, you were going to tell us, Masami. Do you have a boyfriend?
 * Yeah, he is... it's... it's Darwin!
 * Darwin!?
 * Yeah, he's great because... he's got legs an, you know... a head.
 * Okay.
 * Okay.

The Hallway

 * Dude, stop it already.
 * Guys, guys, guys! Enemy at 12 o'clock. No, this way!
 * There he is.
 * Remember, pals before gals.
 * Hello, sweet cheeks.
 * WHAT?!
 * Oh, c'mon. He is not your boyfriend, Masami.
 * Ha! He so is. Look. Hold my book, boyfriend.
 * Mmmm. Okay?
 * I'll show you how he likes me at the treehouse.
 * I can't believe it. You, you, you... are a girl-lover!
 * It's always the quiter ones.
 * She's not my girlfriend! What am I gonna do? What am I gonna do!? I know, I'll just run away forever! I'll never forget you, guys!
 * That was dramatic.
 * Hey, Gumball.
 * Hey, Penny.
 * Wanna walk me to the canteen?
 * Definitely... definitely not, definitely not now, but maybe... later?
 * and :
 * Ok? See you later!
 * Wanna walk me to the canteen?
 * Definitely... definitely not, definitely not now, but maybe... later?
 * and :
 * Ok? See you later!
 * Ok? See you later!
 * Ok? See you later!

The Cafeteria

 * Gumball! I'm scared
 * Darwin? I thought you ran away forever.
 * I got hungry. Oh, no! They're here.  What am I gonna do now?
 * Don't worry buddy. If you can't see them, they can't see you.  Ok, I think we're safe.
 * and : Hey.
 * Yeah, hi. I was just talking about you, boyfriend. Come and sit by me. Oh, c'mon! Don't be shy, sugarlumps, and give me a hug.
 * Excuse me. Is... there room... for one more. So, what were we talking about?
 * Ha! Well, before you so rudly interrupted us, we were talking about how Darwin is gonna kiss me in the tree house.
 * What?!
 * Yeah. Because that's what boyfriend and girlfriend do. Come on, boyfriend, let's go somewhere more private.  Boyfriend!
 * Help... me!
 * Don't worry, buddy. I'm here for you. Pals before... Hi, Penny.
 * Hey, Gumball.
 * Where was I? Oh yeah, Darwin!
 * Where was I? Oh yeah, Darwin!

The Swimming pool

 * Darwin! Darwin, where are you? Darwin? Darwin!
 * Huh? What are you doing here?
 * She won't find me down here. She hates getting her hair wet.
 * Really?
 * Hey, have you seen Darwin around?
 * Don't worry buddy, I'm on it. Oh, oh man.  Pals before gals!
 * Hey Masami, have you seen Gumball anywhere?
 * Oh no, I can't do that to Penny. On one hand, I create a diversion to save Darwin, but on the other hand, I splash Penny and look like a...
 * What was that?
 * I don't know, but it sounded painful.
 * Oh, well! See you at the treehouse.
 * Darwin! There you are! C'mon, we're going for ice-cream.
 * Hey!
 * Hey, dude! Nice bikini!
 * Thanks. Oh, Rocky, wait! You've had girlfriends before, right?
 * Oh, yeah! Thousands of them!
 * And how did you get rid of them?
 * Well, usually, I just close my eyes and open my heart, and when I open my eyes again, they're gone...
 * What do you mean?
 * Well, I guess they don't want me to talk about my feelings...
 * So, you mean, openly expressing your emotional turmoil, rather than coming up with a complicated skim (?). It's so crazy it just may work.
 * What do you mean?
 * Well, I guess they don't want me to talk about my feelings...
 * So, you mean, openly expressing your emotional turmoil, rather than coming up with a complicated skim (?). It's so crazy it just may work.

The Hallway

 * Listen, Masami. This is very difficult for me to say. I'm leaving. We've had good times together, but it's just not right for me. I can't help how I feel. It's not your fault, it's mine. I'm just not ready for something this amazing. You deserve someone better. Now farewell, dear heart. What should I do?
 * I don't know.
 * Nice work, Romeo.
 * Okay, okay. I didn't mean it. Boyfriend joke. Look, I'm laughing. You can stop crying now, please.  Please, I'll do anything you want. I'll go to the treehouse. I'll... I'll kiss you.
 * Okay, see ya there, sweet lips.
 * Oh, man. I am so sorry.
 * What did you make me do? WHAT DID YOU MAKE ME DO?! I have to kiss a girl. I'm going to get married, I don't wanna get married.
 * I'm sorry, dude. Don't be like that...
 * Not cool, man. NOT COOL!
 * Don't worry, buddy, I'll save you!
 * How?! You need to have a date to get in that treehouse!
 * Yeah, that is true.
 * And what happened to "pals before gals"?
 * That's cool, I'll find a way to save him.
 * You better, cause if you don't, we will.
 * Hi, Gumball.
 * Hi, Gumball.

The Treehouse

 * After you, boyfriend.
 * Somebody, please, help me.
 * What did you say?
 * Nothing! I'm climbing.
 * Hey, Darwin!
 * Oh, no! They got you, too!
 * Oh yeah, they got me. It was horrible, ohh. Oh, no, don't drag me in there and kiss me. Hehehe. Oh, well, now that we're here...
 * So, girls, where are all of your boyfriends?
 * Okay, girls, confession time. My boyfriend's not real.
 * So, me and Penny are the only ones with boys to kiss. Darwin? Come on, boyfriend!
 * Gumball, do something.
 * Just a minute. Hehe. Sorry, I have to save my best friend.
 * I'm really glad you came.
 * Please, you don't wanna kiss me! I taste like fish!
 * Please, you don't wanna kiss me! I taste like fish!