The Phone/Transcript

The episode starts with Gumball hitting several electronics out of his house with a golf club.

Gumball: CAMERA! ALARM CLOCK! LAPTOP!

Darwin: Are you sure we won't need it anymore?

Gumball: Of course not.

Purple Moose: What is all this--AAH!

Gumball: We have everything we need in this state-of-the-art little *grunt* package.

Darwin: I don't understand what all the fuss is about. We never needed a cell phone before.

Gumball: What are you talking about? I don't know how we ever managed to live without it.

Gumball: Ok, Where's the camera?

Darwin: No camera.

Gumball: Alarm clock?

Darwin: Nope.

Gumball: Please tell me we have the internet.

Darwin: Dude, i think this manual was printed BI. Before Internet.

Gumball: *Sigh* I know that one day i'll feel regret about the many things we have lost today.

Gumball: But right now i don't care because... Who's got a phone?

Darwin: ( un-enthusiasticly) We got a phone.

Gumball: I SAID WHO'S GOT A PHONE?

Darwin: (Un-enthusiasticly) We. We got a phone.

Gumball: WHOOO! THAT'S RIGHT!

(Gumball drops the phone, unexpectedly also bringing his pants down with it.)

-Later outside waiting for the bus-

Gumball: I think i know why we haven't recieved any calls yet!

Darwin: Is it because you look like a dork with you're geek phone hands-free headset?

Gumball: No, it's because no one has our number.

(Darwin rips off Gumball's headset while Gumball tries not to cry from it.)

Darwin: Hey, Ocho, here's our number. 01110000 01101111 01101111 01110000.

Bobert: That spells "poop" in binary code.

Gumball (Whispering): What are you doing, not ocho!

Ocho: Why not me?

Gumball: Because you're nuts.

Ocho: What was that?

Gumball: Nothing, it's just that, occasionally, you can get a little...intense.

Ocho: Yeah? Is this intense? Is This Intense?? IS THIS INTENSE?!?!?!?!

Gumball: No, no, that's a perfectly normal level of intensity!