The Meddler/Transcript

Gumball needs more attention

 * When's someone gonna invent a TV that flips its own channels?
 * Hey honey, how was work? Is dinner ready yet?
 * Hey, mom, dad, guess what? I got a B plus in home-ec today! Miss Simian said my soufflé was divine.
 * Yeah, that's very interesting.
 * I also learnt how to do a cartwheel. You guys wanna see?
 * Yeah, yeah. I'm very proud of you son.
 * I also crashed your car on the run from the police after I robbed a bank.
 * Aha, good for you.
 * Ah! My leg! It's broken! I probably need to get it cut off! Ahaaa! And yet nobody cares. What do I have to do to get noticed in this house!?
 * What? Richard I think Gumball needs some attention. Maybe you should go and play catch-
 * Yeah, yeah. We're all very proud of you Nicole.
 * What?
 * Listen honey, I'm sorry you've not been getting enough attention lately. I'm going to make it up to you starting tomorrow.
 * Why not now!?
 * Yeah, yeah. We're all very proud of you Nicole.
 * What?
 * Listen honey, I'm sorry you've not been getting enough attention lately. I'm going to make it up to you starting tomorrow.
 * Why not now!?
 * Listen honey, I'm sorry you've not been getting enough attention lately. I'm going to make it up to you starting tomorrow.
 * Why not now!?

Gumball's Difficult Relationships

 * So, um, Penny, want to hang out after school? I'll show you my cartwheel.
 * I've seen it...it's not as good as it sounds.
 * Sorry, Gumball. It's the cheerleader tryouts tonight, I've been practicing all year for this. Another time though.
 * OK, no problem. I love you Penny.
 * What!?
 * Wha, oh nothing. It's just that I love peanuts. They, um, they taste so good.
 * Gumball, I am a peanut. That's like me saying I like to eat cats. Maybe you should think twice about the things you say.
 * But I did think twice.
 * Well maybe you should think three times. Anyway, see you later.
 * Wait, I didn't say peanuts, I said ponies! I love ponies! They taste like nuts! Aw, whatever.
 * Maybe you need to talk with your mouth shut.
 * Is that really the way you talk to girls?
 * Mom, what are you doing here?
 * Well you said you wanted more attention so I followed you to school. But by the looks of it you need more than attention; you need serious help, little man.
 * Mom, what are you doing here?
 * Well you said you wanted more attention so I followed you to school. But by the looks of it you need more than attention; you need serious help, little man.

Nicole's Time at Elmore Junior High

 * Aw mom, if you are seriously going to follow us around all day, do you really need to hold my hand?
 * Yes.
 * Yay! Mom's at school.
 * And it's not all day, it's all week. I took the night shift
 * [Groans]
 * Hey, mom, do you need a diaper for that baby
 * Hey, mom, do you need a diaper for that baby
 * Hey, mom, do you need a diaper for that baby


 * Ooh, Actually i am fully potty trained, so check your facts all right?


 * You know you got them good when their voices go high
 * Gumball! are you really going to take that?
 * She just owned you