User blog:Blue Pant./Random stories

A fat child humping a dogs leg while falling off the edge of the world and he fart into a black hole and the black hole formed into a star,which created a new solar system that plots to take over ours but the dog was underdog so It saved the day by FALCON PUNCHing the star into a black hole which teleported back in time to the moment the fat child fell off the edge of the earth.

A man who was jumping off a building forgot his parachute while Chuck Norris beats up Bruce Lee(despite him saying bruce lee would beat him in a real fight)and before he can finish him off Optumus Prime crashes on Earth while Soap Shoots Makarov.Way Before this,a man creates a time machine and travels to the future while sky diving and He turned into A man who was jumping off a building forgot his parachute while Chuck Norris beats up Bruce Lee(despite him saying bruce lee would beat him in a real fight)and before he can finish him off Optumus Prime crashes on Earth while Soap Shoots Makarov.Way Before this,a man creates a time machine and travels to the future while sky diving and He turned into A man who was jumping off a building forgot his parachute while Chuck Norris beats up Bruce Lee(despite him saying bruce lee would beat him in a real fight)and before he can finish him off Optumus Prime crashes on Earth while Soap Shoots Makarov.Way Before this,a man creates a time machine and travels to the future while sky diving and He turned into A man who was jumping off a building forgot his parachute while Chuck Norris beats up Bruce Lee(despite him saying bruce lee would beat him in a real fight)and before he can finish him off Optumus Prime crashes on Earth while Soap Shoots Makarov.Way Before this,a man creates a time machine and travels to the future while sky divingjumping off a building forgot his parachute while Chuck Norris beats up Bruce Lee(despite him saying bruce lee would beat him in a real fight)and before he can finish him off Optumus Prime crashes on Earth while Soap Shoots Makarov.Way Before this,a man creates a time machine and travels to the future while sky diving and He turned into A man who was  and He turned into A man who was (ETC.)