Talk:Darwin Watterson/@comment-25360325-20150703192003

(I will let you know in advance, sorry for the possible over - the - top cursing)

Do any of you remember those "Patrick is a Prick" Moments from Spongebob? Well, there are plenty of "Darwin's a Dick" Moments here. Look at "The Ghost", where Gumball's whole terrible situation is caused by Darwin telling Carrie to possess Gumball. He also later forces Gumball to drink the most disgusting mixture ever (Sorry, Kenneth) and later hits Gumball with a trash can lid, clearly seeing Carrie in front of him. Then, there is "The Kiss", cencored from a country because of how graphic the torture was. I'm sure you already know where that will go. Then, "The Fight". Darwin makes crappy armor to defend Gumball from Tina. To test it, he beats Gumball up with a hockey stick, completly ignoring his obvious screams of pain. In "The Phone", Darwin ignores Gumball to text Ocho on his (or THEIR) phone. Meanwhile, Gumball is in a burning room with dynamite and tacks all over the floor. And in "The Oracle", he changes Gumball's frickin' head shape by smacking it with a pan. Yeah, Gumball may have asked him to do so, but nobody in their right mind would still do it. Later, he pours HOT COFFEE on him to cool him down. Yup. There are many more, but I'm sure I've made my point. And guess what? Darwin enjoys it. He said so after making Gumball dive into a dumpster in "The Kiss". I swear we just need an episode where Darwin gets the favor returned to him. And no, not "The Words" or "The Bros", because Darwin was hurting Gumball in those episodes, too.

Sorry for the long comment, and Sorry, Darwin Lovers. PEACE