Darwin Watterson/Quotes

Quotes
""I WANT MORE KIDS!""

""I always thought I'd make a good model.""

": "How come you look so good?"
 * "I don't know. Maybe it's because of my... perfect skin!""

""She will be mine!""

": "What happened to your clothes?"
 * "I ate them!""

""Oh, did I say the 'Leap of Faith'? I meant, the 'Leap of Filth'!""

": "...half shark, half bear, half alligator!"
 * "Shark-bear-gator!""

""The Shower of Slime!""

": "What does a warrior need for a good warmup?"
 * "Mittens and a scarf?""

": "Oh, can I borrow ten bucks?"
 * (reluctantly hands him ten dollars)
 * "Thanks, Gumball! Wait for me, Tobias!""

""Okay, I didn't mean it - boyfriend joke! Look, I'm laughing! (fakes laughing) You can stop crying now! Please?""

""Please? I'll do anything you want! I'll go to the treehouse with you! I'll..I'll kiss you!""

"(after being kissed on the cheek) "Everything is so clear now!""

"(cheerfully) "I feel awkward!""

""Why is it called 2000, anyway? It's not like it's the future anymore!""

"(gruff voice) "I don't care that you're sad, Jimmy, it's store policy!""

": "What was that!?"
 * (sheepishly) "It's my tummy.""

": (laughing) "Oh, man! I am SO sorry!"
 * "What did you make me do? WHAT DID YOU MAKE ME DO?!?!""

""Everywhere's my happy place!""

": "Woohoo! I'm so happy! Anais! The most wonderful, incredible, amazing thing has happened!"
 * "What?"
 * "I'm in LO-O-O-OVE! She's the most beautiful, most wonderful, most amazing, most wonderful, most... Ohhhh! Here she comes!""

": "We've got to fight fire with fire!"
 * "Won't that burn the house down?""

": "I promise!"
 * "I want you to walk like a dog with an itchy butt."
 * "I shouldn't have promised!""