User blog:BNSF1995/The Shell Theory

Before you say anything. Let it be known that this theory has propogated through the fan community and is almost-universally accepted by many fans.

The theory goes like this:

In the upcoming third season episode for which this blog is named, we are likely to find out what is under Penny's shell. There are a few theories, but none more prevalent than the theory that she is a deer in a peanut shell (which brings up the question how the shell's mouth and eyes can move).

Why is this theory popular? Search me, but it's probably due to how much people like to sexualize her deer form.

Even if this theory is proven false, I still whole-heartedly ship Gumball and Penny. It's all I have left after Flame Princess friendzoned Finn, Margaret couldn't get together with Mordecai because of college, The Looney Tunes Show was cancelled, meaning that we can't see anymore of the three couples on the show (I wanna see more Porky and Petunia, dammit!), and Korra and Mako broke up permanently (looks like I'm going to Borra now).

So there's the theory. What are your thoughts?

PS: PLEASE do not flame me for this like they do on the Adventure TIme Wiki!