The Dress/Transcript

In the Morning

 * Gumball, Darwin! C'mon, we're gonna be late for school!
 * Be there in a second.
 * Ok. By my calculations, these ice cubes will allow us to glide down stairs at almost the speed of light! Go!
 * Awesome!...
 * Ready!
 * You can't go to school like that! You're naked!
 * But I can't find my clothes.
 * Dad!
 * Morning, son!
 * Why are you sleeping in the garden?
 * Because I've been up all night doing the laundry, just like your mother asked me to.
 * Whatever you do, don't do the laundry.
 * Aye, aye, captain!
 * Great! Can I have my clothes?
 * Of course. Here you go!
 * They're so tiny.
 * And so clean.
 * Kinda tight, too.
 * Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,whoa, whoa... whoa! You know how your mom feels about public nudity!
 * Great! Can I have my clothes?
 * Of course. Here you go!
 * They're so tiny.
 * And so clean.
 * Kinda tight, too.
 * Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,whoa, whoa... whoa! You know how your mom feels about public nudity!

Only Outfit Left

 * Not to worry. I’ve got just the thing!
 * Oh. Here you go!
 * What? Mom’s wedding dress? I can’t wear that!
 * But everything else is in the wash!
 * I’d rather go naked!
 * But if you do, your mother will know I’m a terrible father slash husband! Please son! Do this for your own dad!
 * Okay, I’ll wear the dress...
 * Thanks son!
 * I can’t believe this!
 * I can’t believe this wardrobe’s still standing... Ohhh!! Here we go!
 * I can’t believe this!
 * I can’t believe this wardrobe’s still standing... Ohhh!! Here we go!

Waiting for the school bus

 * Gumball! Where are you wearing?
 * Shhh!!! Dad ruined all my clothes and made me wear that stupid dress! I can not let anyone recognize me.
 * Who are you?
 * Um... Ahhh... My name is... Quick! Think the name... Think the name... Gum, ball-- Oops! Uh... Egg... Wobble-- Underpants!
 * Is that a foreign name?
 * Yes! Yes! I’m... uh... from... uh... Europe!
 * Where in Europe?
 * Uh... Gum... Bald... No! Um... Wig! ...Battleaxe? ...Ninja!
 * Can you believe that, Darwin?
 * Darwin?
 * She dropped her button...
 * Oh, boy.
 * Can you believe that, Darwin?
 * Darwin?
 * She dropped her button...
 * Oh, boy.
 * Oh, boy.

At Class

 * Ok, Ok. Settle down and take out your math homework.
 * Tss. I forgot my homework. Can I copy yours?
 * You can copy mine.
 * No, mine!
 * How about mine?
 * Well, well, well. You are not trying to cheat, are you Gum...? Who are you?
 * I'm... a... I'm...
 * That's GumballOopsEggWobbleUnderpants!
 * From GumBaldNoWigBattleaxeNinja!
 * That's in Europe!
 * Quiet! That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard! But you're wearing a beautiful dress, so it must be true.  Why don't you stay there at look pretty?  While the rest of us got a class!
 * What's just happened?
 * That's in Europe!
 * Quiet! That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard! But you're wearing a beautiful dress, so it must be true.  Why don't you stay there at look pretty?  While the rest of us got a class!
 * What's just happened?
 * What's just happened?
 * What's just happened?

The Hallway

 * Woohoo! I'm so happy! Anais! The most wonderful, incredible, amazing thing has happened!
 * What?
 * I'm in looove! She's the most beautiful, most wonderful, most amazing, most wonderful, most... Ohhhh! Here she comes!
 * Stop! There's a puddle! We can't let you walk throw that! Let me help.
 * No! Let my fly you over!
 * I could build you a bridge!
 * Let me carry you in my mouth!
 * Or, I can just walk around like this
 * Oh! She's so clever...
 * And so independent thinker...
 * What was all that about?
 * It's the dress.
 * What?
 * They think you're a beautiful girl. People'll do anything for a beautiful girl! Anything!
 * You're right! I am beautiful! You really go once for a genius, sis!
 * She will be mine!
 * That was weird... Oh, well! Today's gonna be awesome!
 * You're right! I am beautiful! You really go once for a genius, sis!
 * She will be mine!
 * That was weird... Oh, well! Today's gonna be awesome!

The Hallway

 * Thanks, guys!
 * Yeah, no problem!
 * Any time!
 * Gumball, what's going on here?
 * It's just like you said! Only long people have been bending over backwards for me!
 * Hey, new girl! How's it going?
 * I love being beautiful! You should give it a try!
 * Darwin asked me to give you this...
 * "Meet me at the stomach destroyer roller coaster at 6PM". Then he put three "X"s, to show how extreme it will be!
 * It's a love letter! He thinks you're a girl...
 * You're giving yourself worried lines with all that nagging. You'll never be beautiful, like me!
 * It's a love letter! He thinks you're a girl...
 * You're giving yourself worried lines with all that nagging. You'll never be beautiful, like me!

The Roller Coaster

 * She came, she actually came!
 * Hey! You ready, Darwin?
 * She knows my name!
 * This is gonna be awesome! Can't wait, can't wait, can't wait, can't wait...!
 * I know this is kinda sudden, and I hope you won't think I'm a fool.
 * Yeah, this is really cool!
 * But, who I am to deny fate?
 * I know! This is gonna be great!
 * What I really mean is...
 * What?
 * I love you.
 * What?
 * I love you.
 * I love you.

At Home

 * So, now you know the real price of beauty.
 * He really thinks I'm a girl and he thinks he love me!
 * You'll just have to tell him the truth, won't you, beautiful?
 * I can't do that! His heart would get broken! Besides, he may tell everyone about the dress and I'll lose my powers! But, maybe if I keep up that, then in a few years Darwin would move and meet another girl!
 * And if he doesn't?
 * I WANT MORE KIDS!
 * Hum? Who's your pretty friend, Anais?
 * It's me, dad...
 * Hello, "It's-me-dad"! Is she foreign?
 * Hum? Who's your pretty friend, Anais?
 * It's me, dad...
 * Hello, "It's-me-dad"! Is she foreign?

At the Bus Stop

 * Hi, everyone! This is quite difficult for me to say, but what I'm trying to see is... is... I'm leaving.
 * But, why?
 * Because the king of Europe has been kidnapped, and they need my help 'cuz I'm so beautiful?
 * You better get on that bus before you blow the whole thing! Have you got the balloon?
 * Check! This a great idea of yours. Staging great farewell for  the darling of Elmore High
 * Remember, this isn't about you!
 * Hey, everybody!
 * Here he comes! Quick, get on the bus!  This plan already reeks of failure.
 * What a perfect new girlfriend day! Just for having a new girlfriend, don't you think, fellas? Ah! She is leaving?
 * Well, here it goes.
 * Hello, Darwin!
 * You get more beautiful every time I see you. But why are you leaving?
 * I'm sorry my love, but Europe needs me.
 * Then take me with you! A love this special only comes around once in a lifetime. We must nurture it, take care of it, let it grow and blossom like a... a... a...
 * A potato?
 * A potato!
 * You are a true poet, my love. And although we'll never see each other again, my heart and all my other internal organs will always belong to you.
 * All aboard!
 * Uhh, I have to go now. Bus is leaving, bye!
 * Nggh... Ow!
 * Uh oh.
 * She's an angel...
 * Look out for the sun!
 * Uhh, I have to go now. Bus is leaving, bye!
 * Nggh... Ow!
 * Uh oh.
 * She's an angel...
 * Look out for the sun!
 * She's an angel...
 * Look out for the sun!
 * Look out for the sun!