The Words/Transcript

The Bus

 * Look, sun! Look, house! Look, roof! Look, ball! Look, door! Look, clown! Look, bird! You're not looking! BIRD! BIRD! BIRD! BIRD! BIRD! BIRD! BIRD! BIRD!
 * That's a d...
 * WAIT! RED! RED! RED! RED! RED! RED! RED!  GREEN!
 * Dude, I need you grab the emergency hammer.
 * I'm not breaking the window.
 * No, I need you to knock me out.
 * How about you just ask Sussie to calm down a little?
 * I can't...
 * What the..  You're embarrassed, aren't you?
 * Just use the hammer...
 * Darwin Watterson, the fish who grew legs at the expense of his guts!
 * Shut up!
 * HEY, DARWIN! Which noise do you prefer? ALALALALALALALALALALALALA! or AKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKA!
 * Excuse me, Sussie, but can you be a little quieter, please?
 * Certainly young Gumball, I'd be more than happy to oblige!
 * Thank you.
 * What's that?
 * That was me, taking my hat off to you.
 * : Hats!
 * : Hats!

Lunch Room

 * I still don't understand how you can be so direct with people?
 * OH! It's really hard, you have to think the words and then move your lips at the same time so it makes the right sound.
 * Teach me...
 * WHAT!?
 * UH- uh-...
 * Yeah, that's what I thought.
 * That whole argument I just won only went on in my head, didn't it?
 * Well... nothing happened in reality, so I'm gonna have to say yes.
 * What's that about?
 * That's me beating myself for being such a door mat.
 * What's that about?
 * That's me beating myself for being such a door mat.
 * That's me beating myself for being such a door mat.

Hallway

 * If you want me to teach you how to be direct, I can. But you have to promise to do exactly what I say. No questions asked!
 * I promise!
 * I want you to walk like a dog with an itchy butt.
 * I shouldn't have promised!

Schoolyard

 * Hi, guys.
 * I think I actually understand the purpose of this exercise. You're helping me get rid of my inhibitions by destroying the little dignity I had.
 * No dude...  I WAS JUST MESSING WITH YOU!
 * WHAT?! WAS IT REALLY *punch* NECESSARY *punch* TO TAKE ME *punch* OVER *punch* THE SAND BOX?!
 * Just tell me who you want to be direct with, and I'll show you how its done.
 * Calm down, honey, you're being over grammatic, this guy is too shellfish and he's being a total control Greek. Do you mind? I was in the middle of a condensation!
 * Wow, I see what you mean now... Come on, tell him how annoying he is!
 * *phew* Okay. *phew* You know, Leslie? When you try to sound intelligent sometimes, you just- You just-
 * Come on man speak your mind! You're so bottled up you're choking on your own frustration! SAY *squeeze* WHAT *squeeze* YOU *squeeze* THINK!
 * WHEN YOU TRY TO SOUND SMART AND MIX UP YOUR WORDS YOU SOUND LIKE A FOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!
 * I- I don't know what to say... Thank you! Thank you for telling me, I'll be forever graceful for your honesty!
 * Its- its grateful...
 * Ah yes, I'll be forever grapefruit for your honesty.
 * Ah yes, I'll be forever grapefruit for your honesty.

Computer Lab

 * HAHA! Hehe.
 * What?
 * Tobias just posted a photo, I'll send it over.
 * Oh for goodness sake! This is another thing that bugs me. He's always pulling that stupid pose! It's so annoying...
 * Well it's not really that annoying, its just a photo, buddy...
 * It's not though is it? It's ALL the time! Dude, FYI you look totally lame when you pull that pose, WHAT DOES IT EVEN MEAN?!
 * It's chunkin' the deuce, man.
 * And what does that mean?
 * HA!
 * HA!

Hallway

 * I don't understand, for my whole walking life I had to keep my mouth shut, having to deal with everyone annoying little habits, but now I can say what I like... ♫I feel like♫
 * Dude what are you doing?...
 * :♫I feel like!♫

What He Thinks About Us!

 * Ever since I was a young fish, I always held my tongue, Never spoke the words I felt inside and now my time has come. I'd push my feelings deep deep down, now I'll tell the world, exactly what I think and feel, about every boy and girl.
 * Every boy and girl!
 * Yeah!
 * Gonna tell us what he thinks about us! Gonna tell us what to do! Gonna tell us what he thinks about us! Gonna show us something new!
 * Stop! Masami's popular and funny,but your friends just like you for your money.
 * We only like you for your money!
 * Jamie's rude and impolite because she's half cow half troglodyte.
 * She's half-cow half-troglodyte!
 * Carrie thinks her style's unique, but she's just one more emo freak.
 * (mainly Banana Joe): She's just one more emo freak!
 * Joe, your jokes are lame and lazy, and you sing just like a dog with rabies!

Hallway

 * Hmm, where do people go when they run away crying like that?
 * Uh, haha, I feel a bit silly now.
 * OH JUST STOP IT! Alright?!
 * Well, what does it matter to you? You do know there are more germs on an average door handle than there are on a toilet seat.
 * Well, if that's the case, we should all open doors with our butts! Almost got it.
 * Darwin, what are you doing?
 * Just proving a point...
 * TA DA!
 * Principal Brown! Darwin is being recklessly unhygienic!... And it's giving me ulcers, See?!
 * OH MY GOSH! Your hand, its covered in germs!
 * WHAT?! WHERE?!
 * There.
 * Neeeee, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
 * Darwin Watterson! This is not like you at all! I can only assume that Gumball has something to do with it.
 * I've got nothing to do with it at all!
 * Nothing?...
 * Well maybe I kinda set him off.
 * That's all I needed to know! Both of you, to the school counselor, immediately.
 * I've got nothing to do with it at all!
 * Nothing?...
 * Well maybe I kinda set him off.
 * That's all I needed to know! Both of you, to the school counselor, immediately.

A Nice Dose of "Shut Up"

 * As much as I think, it's important for you to be able to express yourselves freely, I don't think comments about my pony tail are appropriate. The back of my head does not look like a horse's buttocks!
 * I swear I'm trying my best Mr. Small, But I just can't stop myself from saying- I'M TIRED OF STARING AT YOUR HIDEOUS! HAIRY! MAN TOES!
 * Eh, uhum. Interesting, I wanna try something, what do you see when i show you this ink blot?
 * A very sad middle aged man wearing sandals.
 * I think I have the right treatment for your problem.

Classroom

 * I'm impressed on how you're managing all this buddy. I thought for sur-
 * EVERYONE GET OUT OF HERE! HE'S GONNA HURT YOUR FEELINGS REAL BAD!
 * No! We need to listen to him, He's just misunderstated.
 * Hey, chin bag, how about you learn to breath through your nostrils. Oh I'm sorry... YOU DON'T HAVE ANY!
 * Nostrils.
 * And how about you clip those stupid nails, they're not gonna make you look more feminine. In case you haven't noticed, you're a ten ton sack of reptile flesh!
 * Reptile flesh.
 * And as for you! The only thing worse than hearing you slurp your coffee is watching it stick to your rancid lady mustache!
 * Mustache.
 * Uh, dude, I know I told you to be direct and all but you're acting like a full blown atomic jerk right now, can you uhh, just go back to being a nice guy?... Dude?...
 * And as for you! The only thing worse than hearing you slurp your coffee is watching it stick to your rancid lady mustache!
 * Mustache.
 * Uh, dude, I know I told you to be direct and all but you're acting like a full blown atomic jerk right now, can you uhh, just go back to being a nice guy?... Dude?...
 * Uh, dude, I know I told you to be direct and all but you're acting like a full blown atomic jerk right now, can you uhh, just go back to being a nice guy?... Dude?...

Evil Darwin

 * No more Mr. Nice Guy, I found a new style, with claws and pointy teeth and a villainous smile! Goodbye, goody two shoes! I'm no longer uptight, cause now I'm a shark and I'm ready to bite! And I'll can say what I want, and the truth's gonna sting! I'll be brutal and blunt, it will hurt when I sing! AHAHAHAHAHHA! So look out worl-
 * You and me, outside, now.
 * You and me, outside, now.

Street Fighter in the schoolyard

 * I don't want to do this man, but it's the only way! You need to learn that words can hurt.
 * Round One! Fight!
 * Your head is so big that you have to put on your shirt on feet first! Big head! Big head! Big head! Big head!
 * Ow! Stop It!
 * Big head!
 * That's cheating!
 * Big Head!
 * You keep using the same move!
 * Big Head!
 * Darwin wins! Perfect! Round Two! Fight!
 * You're so ugly that when you entered an ugly contest the judges said no professionals!
 * You're so dumb you put stamps on your e-mails!
 * You're so short that your head smells like feet!
 * Your brain's so small that your thoughts have an echo!
 * Your cheeks are so big that people don't know which end of you they're looking at!
 * Agh!
 * Pshoo! Cling! Pew!
 * Ahh!
 * Your face is so greasy that people put on weight when they look at you!
 * Nyeh, it's not as good as I thought it'd be.
 * You're so bald, that when you take a shower you get brainwashed!
 * You're so... I got nothing!
 * You're so chubby, the back of your head looks like a pack o' wieners.
 * Final Round!
 * Wait a minute, pause.
 * Darwin, I think this has gone far enough. Surely you understand what I'm trying to say to you. It's good to speak your mind sometimes but.. wha- what, what are you doing?
 * Hey you unpaused! That's cheating!
 * Big Head! Big head! Big head! Big head!
 * Okay, I didn't want to do this, but you leave me no choice. You, are not my brother. You are just a pet! Who grew legs!
 * Ahh!
 * Ultimate combo!
 * I'm sorry, you forced me to do this.
 * Did you really mean that?
 * Nohoho! I just wanted you back to normal, it just came out!
 * It really hurt!
 * It really hurt me too! I never thought it before, you're totally my brother!
 * Well I think you've made your point, and if that's how I made other people feel, I don't want to do it anymore.
 * *happy sigh* It's good to have you back buddy.
 * You still have a big head, though.
 * Well at least mine's got hair on it.
 * Nohoho! I just wanted you back to normal, it just came out!
 * It really hurt!
 * It really hurt me too! I never thought it before, you're totally my brother!
 * Well I think you've made your point, and if that's how I made other people feel, I don't want to do it anymore.
 * *happy sigh* It's good to have you back buddy.
 * You still have a big head, though.
 * Well at least mine's got hair on it.

Epilogue

 * AKAKAKAKAKAKAKA...
 * AKAKAKAKAKAKAKA...