The Virus/Transcript

The Virus Army

 * Brothers, we've mutated many times over for this moment, but now we are ready. Today, we take this body; tomorrow, the REST OF THE WORLD!
 * None will be safe from our infection! Our glory will be greater than the pox, the plague and bad flu combined!
 * Follow me to the nostril!
 * Hoorah!
 * Huh?
 * Get off, why don't you clean your own hand you clean freak!
 * Wash it now you disgusting biohazard!
 * Man for a paper girl she's surprisingly strong.
 * I think it's more like you're surprisingly weak.
 * I don't want to wash it!
 * What is your problem?!
 * He got a high five from Penny three months ago and refused to wash it since.
 * Don't tell me you haven't showered in ninety days.
 * Of course I've showered, I'm not an art student. I just wrap my hand in swimming trunks to keep it dry.
 * Ask him how often he washes those.
 * You don't wash swimming trunks, they clean themselves when you swim. Right?
 * Ewwww! When Penny hears that, she'll be so horrified that her antlers will turn white.
 * Please don't tell her!
 * What if I just cut it off and keep it in a memory box?
 * Just wash it!
 * Noooooooooo!
 * Did you hear that?
 * What?
 * Kinda sounded like a choir of gnomes going down a waterslide.
 * What, like-
 * Yeah... exactly.
 * Nah, didn't hear it.
 * I will find you and when I do, I swear on my fallen comrades, I will infect you, and I will destroy you, and then I will take over your family, your friends and I won't stop until nothing is left alive on the surface of the Earth! DO YOU HEAR ME?!
 * DO YOU HEAR ME?!
 * Did you hear that?
 * What?
 * Kinda sounded like a choir of gnomes going down a waterslide.
 * What, like-
 * Yeah... exactly.
 * Nah, didn't hear it.
 * I will find you and when I do, I swear on my fallen comrades, I will infect you, and I will destroy you, and then I will take over your family, your friends and I won't stop until nothing is left alive on the surface of the Earth! DO YOU HEAR ME?!
 * DO YOU HEAR ME?!
 * DO YOU HEAR ME?!
 * DO YOU HEAR ME?!

The School Library

 * [Bad impression of teri] You may want to clean up the alien slime on your laser gun, you could get sick from that!


 * i allways carry my intergilatical interiel bacteria jell that can sighly inteafear with peoples lives


 * Im right here you know!


 * and : Sorry


 * Hey i just picked up the procon bazuka!


 * Do you think germs are so funny? THEN MAYBE YOU SHOULD LOOK AT THIS!


 * OH MY GOSH! what is that!


 * Thats my mom this is her website shes a doctor


 * and darwin: Oh


 * OH MY GOSH! WHAT IS THAT!


 * That is what happens to a finger when you dont disinfect a cut


 * It looks like a purple foot covred in mayo!


 * And that only come from a papercut!


 * GIVE ME THAT!

[Darwin rubs cream all over himself]


 * Can you do my back?


 * [Impression of teri] Oh no, The germs are out to get us! [Normal voice] The germs are fine man! There part of life Thats why nature trys to make you stronger!


 * Oh really? Do you know the keyboard that you just used has more germs on it than a toilet seat?


 * YES! My chance for revenge! huh? Stay back my cuties hes mine!


 * C'mon virus theres plenty to share!


 * GET BACK!


 * hahha! Huh. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO