User blog comment:Blue Pant./Random stories/@comment-4931965-20120620143751

Blue Panther was walking one day, when he saw a panda riding on a segway with a beanie and a Rainbow Dash T-shirt. The panda was also an evil scientist that commanded Pinkie Pie to eat The King so the Panda could eat dinner with his german cheese. Then, GTF and Phazon came in and was all like, OH HAI, GUYZ. Then, Blue combined the Toaster with the stapler, in which all the bathrooms in Singapore randomly combust. Rape The result of that made so many toilet spaghetti that Luigi died Rape, and then Twilight started to nip at Phazon's ear. He was emitting small moans, and then Megatron came in and bucked shitzu up. He started to pour chocolate everywhere so that MisterJim happy. Kony then decided it was a good idea to bomb germany, but Zombie Hitler revealed his trap card and the missles were deflected on Kony, and in which Soviet Russia sent missles to bomb 4Chan, and Stimpy snapped, and Oh, I had a wonderful idea, I think it is time to add something on GTF now. Okay then. Rainbow Dash and AppleJack started to snuggle GTF, and he got hard. Well, that seems to be enough. And that is how the dinosaurs died out. But, the little cheese boy asked, "How did the Platypus come into exsistance?" His spaghetti father said back to his adopted son, "That story is for another day", and then he went down to the basement to fap to furries.

The lesson of this story is: Never feed a beaver a twinkie, or it will try to eat all the world happy meals