The Storm/Transcript




 * You're the chocolate chips in my cookie.


 * You're the cream in my donut.


 * You're the syrup in my pancakes.




 * Oh, that's disgusting!


 * Aw, c'mon. I think it's cute that they're eating from the same plate.


 * Dude, there's nothing cute about that.


 * [Alan and Carmen slurp spaghetti together, with Alan eating through his knot]


 * You're so intolerant! How else is he supposed to eat?


 * It's not that, what annoys me is how sickeningly in love Carmen and Alan are.


 * No, I love you more because I also love, loving you-


 * [Gumball interferes]


 * Sorry to interrupt. But can you please stop this?!


 * What?


 * This! This hideous picture of happiness!


 * [Masami, Carrie and Leslie chime in, agreeing with Gumball]


 * I'm so sick of your stupid pet names and your gross lovey-dovey faces. You don't see me and Penny acting like that.


 * That's because you're not going out with her.


 * Exactly. [sighs]


 * You two are so beautiful, it makes me believe I, too, can find love.  But when I look in the mirror, I realize I'm just a dirt covered ball of starch!
 * [Alan moves to Idaho]
 * But Idaho, if you wanna be loved...first, you gotta love yourself.


 * Yeah! You're so nice and sensitive too I can't even hate you!


 * You're so perfect, it makes me wanna rain on your parade until you swell up, turn brown, and rot!




 * Uhhhh... I think what Masami is trying to say is that you guys are so perfect, it kinda makes us wish for your downfall.



Carmen's Locker



 * : Uhh, Carmen?  Aaahh, I should've seen that coming! Are you crying?


 * : Yes!


 * : But, you don't have tears.


 * :  I tend to retain water.


 * :  Look, I'm really sorry. I don't know why I said all that stuff.


 * : Because you're a godless, coward, entrust to ruin other people's lives because he's too much of a chicken to ask Penny out?


 * : You're so presciptive! I'm surprised you didn't see this coming.


 * : But Gumball, I'm not crying because what you said was mean. I'm crying because it's true! Our love is so perfect and it's becoming boring!


 * : Well, I'd love to help--


 * : Great!

The Playground



 * : Carmen, you know when people say I'd love to help. That usually means I don't want anything to do with it.


 * : Don't worry, all you've had to do is to hold my hand.


 * : I can't do that! What if Penny is watching?

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