The Fight/Transcript

You're being bullied

 * Huh? Are you OK?
 * Yep! School was awesome! I was hanging out with Tina! She taught me how to donate to charity!
 * Who is this for, again?
 * Me!
 * Then, she helped me "tear" through my homework. And finally, we had lunch together!
 * Hmmm, what should I try first? Mmmm! Lasagna!
 * It was great! What?
 * I think you're being bullied.
 * Nah, we're just having fun.
 * Hmmm... Nope, you're definitely getting bullied.
 * Ah! What am I gonna do?
 * Don't worry, bro, I'll take care of this for you. Hey Tina, you've been picking on my brother, and I think it's time, you guys, talk about this face to face!
 * Tommorrow?
 * 4:00 pm?!
 * Behind the school?! No, wait, that's not what I meant!  Oopsies!
 * Well?
 * It looks like your face to face turned into more of a... face to fist...
 * What the... What?!
 * I think she wants to have a fight with you...
 * Come on son, It's time I showed you how to deal with bullies.
 * It looks like your face to face turned into more of a... face to fist...
 * What the... What?!
 * I think she wants to have a fight with you...
 * Come on son, It's time I showed you how to deal with bullies.
 * Come on son, It's time I showed you how to deal with bullies.

The Bunny Hop

 * There's a day in every man's life where he has to stand up for himself! But that's okay, 'cause daddy's here to teach you an old technique that got me out of trouble many times.
 * Ooooh, a secret fighting technique?
 * Yes, it's called The Bunny Hop! But remember, you must never use it in anger!
 * I promise, father.
 * Alright, you be the bully.
 * Okay.
 * Come on, don't be shy, go on and take my lunch money! DON'T HURT ME, DON'T HURT MY FACE, HERE'S MY LUNCH MONEY, AND MY LUNCH, PLEASE TAKE IT, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!!! That was step one, and here comes the Bunny Hop!
 * Well, that wasn't much help.
 * You're right, I think you need help from a real adult.
 * You're right, I think you need help from a real adult.

Mr. Small's office

 * School counselor, pretty scary title, huh? But don't you worry, think of me as a friend, a companion, a fellow pilgrim, on a mad journey we call... life! So tell me, what's shaking?
 * Oh, I'm fine!
 * No, he's not! He's being bullied!
 * Oh, the big "B"... You know, more often than that, conversation beats comfrontation. Hands down, let's meditate on this.
 * and : Ommmmm... Ommmmmm...
 * So tell me, who's bullying you?
 * and : Tina Rex.
 * TINA REX?! DON'T TELL HER YOU'RE SO...

The Hallway

 * Well, that wasn't much help.
 * No way! Gumball's gonna fight Tina?
 * She's gonna mash him!
 * He's toast!
 * She's gonna skin him alive!
 * This will be the greatest fight eveeer!
 * This is getting out of hand.
 * Don't worry, I'll fix this. Come on, what is wrong with you, guys? How many of you've being bullied by Tina?  Don't you realize we could all join forces and we can stand up to Tina once and for all?  And no student will ever be bullied again!
 * Yeah!
 * And also stop global warming!
 * Yeah!
 * And bring peace to the world!
 * Yeah!
 * And make schools for people in the rain-forest!
 * Yeah!
 * Uh, Anais?
 * Sorry Gumball, the power's gone to my head! See ya!
 * There you are!
 * DARWIN! You're supposed to be here when your best friend up to get banged by...
 * Shhh! Just follow me!

The School Gym

 * Behold, the Super Bully Protecting Suit of Power!
 * WHOAAAAH! I LOVE IT!
 * Lookin' good! Now check this out! It's got bouncing rubber pants and has a MP3 player as standard! And that's not all: this thing here operates the Super Counter Attack Device.  No, wait! You only got one shot, so you must wait for the right moment.
 * Okay.
 * And last, but not least: the tassels!
 * What do these do?
 * Move your arm around.
 * and : Oooooh, tassels!
 * Ok, time to put it to the test! Ready?
 * Ok!
 * Can you feel anything yet?
 * NOOO!
 * Ok, I'll keep going.
 * What did it feel like?
 * What?
 * Like if the hit me with a stick! That wasn't much help...
 * That's Ok! We could rebuild it, better, faster, stronger!
 * Oh! Too late.
 * You know what? Maybe it won't be so bad. I'll just meet Tina and talk things like civilized people.
 * Like if the hit me with a stick! That wasn't much help...
 * That's Ok! We could rebuild it, better, faster, stronger!
 * Oh! Too late.
 * You know what? Maybe it won't be so bad. I'll just meet Tina and talk things like civilized people.
 * You know what? Maybe it won't be so bad. I'll just meet Tina and talk things like civilized people.