The Date/Transcript

Gumball's Good News

 * And that's why you should never mix Pop Rocks and soda!
 * OK... Anyone else have a riveting tale?
 * I do!
 * Richard, let's hear from the children.
 * Well, Penny asked me out on a date. No biggie.
 * She did? That's great news! What did she say?
 * Well...
 * Excuse me, what!?
 * Do you want to come around to my house this Saturday?
 * Me, with you, at your place?
 * You see, it's Mr. Cuddles' funeral...
 * Yeah, that's about it.
 * Oh, my little boy is becoming a man.
 * Mom.
 * Man, you're my hero. You're going on this big date but you're not even nervous. I've been freaking out! I mean think about it, if you blow it, she'll never speak to you again. And you would be left alone for the rest of your life, and never find happiness!
 * Don't worry sweety, just be yourself! That's all a girl wants.
 * Thanks, mom.
 * See you after work!
 * , and : Bye!
 * What?
 * Listen son, ignore everything your mother just said.
 * Why?
 * Look, women only think they want us to be ourselves because they don't know how wretched we actually are. What you have to do is think of someone really cool and attractive and be them!
 * R-Really? B-But, Anais is this true?
 * I'm gonna have to go with dad on this one. You're kind of a loser, Gumball.
 * Exactly.
 * Sorry.
 * What am I gonna do? I really like Penny. I want her like me too.
 * You could start by being romantic. Dress up a little, buy her some presents.
 * Well I can't do any of those things. I don't have any money.
 * Listen son, you don't need money to show a girl a good time. You think I have money?
 * Err... No.
 * Do you see mom leaving me?
 * Yeah, everyday she go to work and earn money.
 * There's other ways to get stuff without spending money.
 * Do you want to hear the secrets kept in centuries by Watterson men?
 * I... don't have any choice, do I?
 * No! Come with me.
 * Yeah, everyday she go to work and earn money.
 * There's other ways to get stuff without spending money.
 * Do you want to hear the secrets kept in centuries by Watterson men?
 * I... don't have any choice, do I?
 * No! Come with me.
 * No! Come with me.

Shopping

 * First things first, we need to get you some nice clothes.
 * Yeah, Penny loves fashion! That's a great idea!
 * Here we are. The greatest department store in the world, where everything is free! So anything do.  Woo, that's nice.
 * What the- You're going to get my date's clothes out of the dump? Oh, man that's gross.
 * I didn't hear you complaining when I gave you that sweater.
 * What? My favorite sweater came out of the dump?
 * No! Don't be silly.
 * Oh, man... I wear this all the time...
 * No! Don't be silly.
 * Oh, man... I wear this all the time...

After Shopping

 * You are gonna look smashing!
 * You think so?
 * Right! You've got the look, but you're gonna need a bit money in your pocket so you can treat her on the date. And I'm going to show you a great way of getting money for free! Behold... the credit card! I simply take this magic card, insert it like so, type in the secret magic number that mom told me,  and money comes out of the mouth!  It works every ti...  You see? Here you go, son.
 * Awesome.

Getting Ready

 * Hey, hey, beautiful! Oh hey, Penny! I didn't see you there! Yeah, I was just passing by, you know, chillin', with my uh, new hat heh heh! I think I'm ready for my date!
 * Are you? Have you even considered how you're gonna behave on this date?
 * Yeah, Probably gonna be well behaved.
 * I mean like manners and etiquette.
 * Uh, uh. Ah!
 * Uh, uh. Ah!

In Anais' Room

 * Why?
 * 'Cause she's looking at me funny.  See?
 * Gumball, she's a doll. Why don't you try having a civilized conversation with her?
 * Alright. So, how was your day Ms. Pumpernickel? Oh, I see. Too good to talk to me huh? You think you're  better than me with your fancy little cups and la-di-da friends? Well you know nothing about life, Ms. Pumpernickel! And this is what I do to your fancy china! Ah, ah, ah!
 * Gumball, just get out of my room.

In the Living Room

 * Okay, so I'm set: got my look, I know where I'm taking her, I'm ready to go!
 * There's one thing you're not ready for...
 * What's that?
 * This! [slaps Gumball]
 * [rubbing cheek] Ow! What was that?
 * The unexpected, and you weren't prepared for it!
 * Oh, uh I-I see what you mean.
 * Follow me to the training camp!
 * Where?
 * Just come to the backyard.

Training with Darwin

 * You've got to be prepared for anything on this date, because anything can happen.
 * Like what?
 * What if someone tries to MUG YOU!? [stomps on rake]
 * I don't know, call the police?
 * Ah, wrong! Knock his block off!
 * Like that?
 * Uh, that was good, but its better to finish with a wisecrack. Women love that!
 * Like what?
 * Like... "Welcome to punch town. Population: you."
 * Are you sure this is gonna help me with my date?
 * Totally.
 * Okay...
 * Hi, I'm Penny's father and I don't approve of you because you don't have any prospects!
 * Huah! I'm sorry daddy, but you're grounded!
 * Oh, hello, I'm Sebastian Longquin, Penny's successful ex boyfriend.
 * Huah! Looks like this ex is catching some z's!
 * Is that all you got! what do you say to someone who doesn't believe in love?
 * Huah! You don't need that heart!
 * Actually that was a little too extreme but I'll give you 8 out of 10 good job solider.
 * The hardest part of my job is watching them leave.
 * The hardest part of my job is watching them leave.

Ready to go

 * [all dressed up with a red coat a top hat a cane.] So?
 * Ohhh son you look like a million bucks.
 * I'm proud of you buddy, did you remember to TAH![attacks Gumball and Gumball blocked it] Very good, because I thought you're gonna be SURPRISED![attacks again but blocked again] Okay,but will you be prepared for THIRD SURPRISE[Attacks again but blocked again]
 * That one was pretty obvious dude.
 * Oh
 * This is gonna be the greatest date EVER!
 * This is gonna be the greatest date EVER!

Date Time

 * Hey.
 * Oh, thanks for coming Gumball you look... umm, dressed I guess you should come in.
 *  [walking into Penny's house] Well that's one way to get in the house
 *  [going back to her house] Right.
 * Sooo what do you want to do today.
 * Toady is the funeral.
 *  [Shocked and taking off his hat] Oh.
 * For Mr.Cuddles, my pet.
 * [reliefed and putting his hat back on] Oh thank goodness I thought it might be a real funeral  [but stops chuckling and Penny mad at Gumball] I mean pe- pets are great like part of the family. So what happen to him?
 * My dad flushed him down the toilet by mistake.
 * [Gumball almost laughing] That's terrible. Did it go around and around or straight down?
 * Straight down. I'm Penny's father.
 * HI-YA! Blocked.
 * Right. Come to the backyard, the service is about to start.
 * Penny, I'm sorry. I thought this was a date. Why didn't you tell me this was a funeral?
 * I did! In the corridor at school!
 * Do you want to come to my house? It's Mr. Cuddles's funeral. I could use some support from a friend.
 * Gumball, are you even listening?
 * Errr this Saturday, 4pm. It's -It's a date.
 * Oh, oh... Oh ya. Don't worry, I'm still here for you Penny.
 * Thanks Gumball.
 * Awesome... DAY for remembering... those who have loved us. Shall we go?
 * Errr this Saturday, 4pm. It's -It's a date.
 * Oh, oh... Oh ya. Don't worry, I'm still here for you Penny.
 * Thanks Gumball.
 * Awesome... DAY for remembering... those who have loved us. Shall we go?
 * Awesome... DAY for remembering... those who have loved us. Shall we go?

Mr. Cuddles's Funeral

 * Gumball, perhaps you would like to say a few words about Mr. Cuddles.
 * Err.. of course. Well, Mr. Cuddles was Penny's pet. Even though I never met him, Penny's pretty hot. So I'm sure he was pretty hot too.
 * Thank you Gumball. That was really special.
 * My picture!
 * Huh?
 * My sister made a photo tribute so we can all remember Mr. Cuddles.
 * Aww, how thoughtful.
 * Wanna see?
 * AHH! A SPIDER! Knock his block off! That's awful! I hate spiders! Who would want something that creepy in their house?!
 * Listen, son. I think it's best if you leave.
 * I err.. let myself out.
 * Play on dear.
 * Err, sorry. It's me again. Can I use your bathroom? Because it's kinda little-
 * It's the second to the left upstairs.
 * Thanks.
 * Have a nice funeral!
 * Just get out of here!
 * Have a nice funeral!
 * Just get out of here!
 * Just get out of here!

Mr. Cuddles is Alive

 * Ah man. What is wrong with me? She's never gonna forgive me for that. I'll spend the rest of my life alone and never find happiness.
 * AHH! A SPIDER! Knock his block off! No wait.
 * Hey! I found Mr. Cuddles! He's on the toilet!
 * Is he trying to say something?
 * He's on the toilet! Look! The. toilet!
 * Just ignore him!
 * I guess I'll have to show them. Come here little fella! Who's the good spider?  Who's the lovely little spider?  Oh good boy, Mr.-  AHHHH!
 * Get it off, get it off, get it off, get it off, GET IT OFF! Uhahh, UHAHHH!
 * Don't look! You'll just encourage him!
 * Ah ha! Ow!
 * Mr. Cuddles? You're back! I thought you're gone forever!
 * Where did you find him?
 * In the toilet somewhere.
 * Gumball, this is amazing!
 * Oh Yeah yeah, it's great.
 * Son, I stand corrected. I thought you were a good-for-nothing young troublemaker, but though you-
 * Yeah whatever. One question, is that spider poisonous? 'Cuz it just bit me.
 * Yeah, but it's just a bee sting. You've to be bit like a 150 times for it to be dangerous!
 * Okay thanks. If you'll excuse me, I'll.. go now. Bye.
 * Where did you find him?
 * In the toilet somewhere.
 * Gumball, this is amazing!
 * Oh Yeah yeah, it's great.
 * Son, I stand corrected. I thought you were a good-for-nothing young troublemaker, but though you-
 * Yeah whatever. One question, is that spider poisonous? 'Cuz it just bit me.
 * Yeah, but it's just a bee sting. You've to be bit like a 150 times for it to be dangerous!
 * Okay thanks. If you'll excuse me, I'll.. go now. Bye.
 * Okay thanks. If you'll excuse me, I'll.. go now. Bye.

Mr. Cuddles is "Sorry"

 * Argh, he looks real bad.
 * Disgusting.
 * He looks awful!
 * He'll never play the clarinet again.
 * Shh shh shh, he's waking up!
 * Looking good, chimp!
 * Someone's here to see you honey!
 * Hi, Gumball.
 * Hey, Penny.
 * I brought someone here along who wants to sorry. Right, Mr. Cuddles?
 * Hey, Penny.
 * I brought someone here along who wants to sorry. Right, Mr. Cuddles?