Lucy Simian/Quotes

""You get an F minus -- in parenting!""

""Are you aware that your husband isn't wearing any pants?""

""Next! Oh, the Wattersons...""

""You're not trying to cheat, are you, Gumb-- huh? Mmm... Who are you?""

""Why don't you just sit there and look pretty...while the rest of us get on with class!""

""GET HIM!""

""I have a surprise for you, children -- a surprise test! Hahahaha!""

": "How do you sleep at night, Miss Simian?"
 * "Like a baby!""

""A secret house party, eh? Hmm, I better tell Principal Brown.""

""This party is busted! Busted WIDE OPEN!""

""We go along the path, avoiding the Forest of Doom...""

"[Miss Simian kisses Principal Brown, and the door they're hiding behind of opens.] "Aaahh!""

""Another F- for you, peabrain! Hahahahahah!""

""I GOT A BEARD?!""

""No homework for the one who catches him!""

""Nice husband, loser!""

""Nice first steps, loser!""

""Hmm.. Nobody likes me.""

": [Darwin gives a present to Miss Simian.]
 * [Miss Simian opens it.] "Aww. A hideous gadget that I'll never use!""