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1) I think you can work that out yourself.

2) If I had a concussion, it would still not be the ponies. If it was Opposite Day, I still wouldn't talk to the ponies.

3) Superman in a wig hanging upside down on the monkey bars.

4) Neither. I'm too squeamish.

P.S. If someone says the ponies, I wouldn't be surprised.