The Responsible/Transcript

[Richard attempting to put his pants on]

Richard: Oh, no! It seems I can't put them on. I'm afraid we can't go to the parent's evening.

[Nicole takes Richard's pants, puts belt together and zips them]

Nicole: Ready to go.

[Doorbell rings, Nicole opens the door]

Nicole: Ah.

Babysitter: Hi. I'm here to sit on the baby.

Nicole: [confused] What?

Babysitter: Well, duh! I'm the babysitter!

[Nicole shuts the door]

Nicole: Richard, where did you find that guy?

Richard: On the Internet?

[Richard's belt breaks, pants loosen]

Nicole: [sighs] Where am I going to find a babysitter at this time?

Gumball: Ahem!

[Gumball shows hands to Darwin, who returns it, presenting themselves]

Nicole: [sighs] I can't believe I'm going to say this. I guess you guys are old enough to babysit?

Gumball and Darwin: Us?

Nicole: Yes, you. But promise you'll be responsible.

Gumball: I promise to be the most responsible kid and will handle my responsibilities in the most responsible way.

Darwin: Yeah, responsible!

Nicole: You have no idea what responsible means, do you?

Gumball and Darwin: Nah.

Nicole: It means acting like a grownup. And most of all, it means taking care of your little sister.

Anais: What?!

Nicole: Can I trust you guys to do that?

Gumball: Come on, Mom. We were born reprehensible.

Nicole: Responsible.

Gumball: Yeah, that's what I meant.

Nicole: Richard, put your pants on. We're off.

Richard: No!

Nicole: Richard. Pants on.

Richard: No!