The Ape/Transcript

The Last Trophy

 * AAAHHH!
 * Careful, numskull. These trophy are symbols of my excellence as a teacher, it took me 754 years to collect them all.
 * What was that?!
 * Hello, "Favorite Teacher Award", it's like the best one and stuff. But you never win it!
 * Why not?
 * Because you need a letter of recommendation from a student who, a... Actually likes you!
 * That sounds easy enough.
 * HAHAHAHA! Seriously, though. No one likes you, Miss Simian, not even me, but I like everybody!
 * Nobody likes me? Hmmm...
 * HAHAHAHA! Seriously, though. No one likes you, Miss Simian, not even me, but I like everybody!
 * Nobody likes me? Hmmm...

In Class

 * Dude, I think something's wrong with Miss Simian.
 * What makes you say that?
 * She hasn't told anyone off all day.
 * That is weird.
 * Hey guys! Wait up!
 * Gumball...
 * Yeah?
 * You and I are friends, right?
 * Are we?
 * Well, with a detention and everything, I guess we spent a lot of time together.
 * Uhh... I guess so. Anyway, gotta go!
 * Just one more thing. Would you mind if I hangout with you, just for a little while?
 * Uh, Yeah. Yeah, I would.
 * Uhh... I guess so. Anyway, gotta go!
 * Just one more thing. Would you mind if I hangout with you, just for a little while?
 * Uh, Yeah. Yeah, I would.

Break Time

 * Basically, she asks to be my friend. Well, I told her NO obviously. But she'd just keep following me around.
 * The strangest thing is she's completely unresponsive. Watch! See? Nothing!
 * Hhmm... Try something hot.
 * The strangest thing is she's completely unresponsive. Watch! See? Nothing!
 * Hhmm... Try something hot.

Return To Home

 * Is she STILL there?
 * Yup. Shoo, shoo. Shoo!  Huh?
 * Fetch!
 * I hope things get better tomorrow.
 * I hope things get better tomorrow.
 * I hope things get better tomorrow.

Unexpected Guest

 * What is she doin' in my house?
 * I'm sorry. I just that maybe we could share a nice breakfast together. But since you all hate me... I'll just go.  I'm walking.
 * It's so sad.
 * This is me, on my way. I'm at the door...
 * This is gonna be harsh.
 * I'm turning the door knob... I'm opening the door...
 * I don't know why, but I'm crying!
 * Boy, it sure looks lonely out there.
 * Mom, why do you hate Miss Simian so much?
 * I don't want to talk about it!
 * Please let her stay...
 * Okay. She can stay but-
 * Oh, thank you. You're such a kind and friendly family. You know...  I never had friends before. I don't even know what friends do.
 * Don't worry. We'll show you.
 * Oh, thank you. You're such a kind and friendly family. You know...  I never had friends before. I don't even know what friends do.
 * Don't worry. We'll show you.

Therapy Session

 * Now, a very important part of friendship is sharing. Imagine you both have ice cream.
 * and : Oh.
 * But what's this? Darwin has dropped his ice cream. I said, Darwin has dropped his ice cream.  SPLAT!
 * You got it on all over my shoes.
 * And you want to share mine?
 * Very good!
 * Ice cream, Darwin?
 * Oh, thanks!
 * But, Gumball, you don't have an ice cream. Want to share mine?
 * Sure! Euw...
 * Dude... This is so gross!
 * Why don't you put your tip on your own ice cream?
 * Why I didn't think of that?
 * Dude... This is so gross!
 * Why don't you put your tip on your own ice cream?
 * Why I didn't think of that?

Hi-Face

 * Friends also Hi-Five. Like this.
 * and : HI-FIVE!
 * Okay, now it's y- No, I mean slap my-  Let's move on to the next lesson.
 * Okay, now it's y- No, I mean slap my-  Let's move on to the next lesson.

Dodge or Dare

 * How about we all play game? Like friends do. Here's one we made up. It's called...
 * and : Dodge or Dare!
 * Roll the Dice... Take a Card!
 * and : What did you get?
 * Put a grey hair ball in Miss Simian's lunch.
 * Ah! Le-let me take that! Pick another!
 * When Miss Simian is back-
 * Ah! Actually, let me pick one for you! Miss Simian, Miss Simian, Miss Simian, Miss Simian...  Forget the card! Here's a Dare! Make the most annoying noise possible!
 * Eeeehh...
 * Ooookay. That was good, but we know that you can do better!
 * Like when you mad at us!
 * Oh, you mean this little thing? GUUUUMMBALLL!!!!!
 * and : That... Was... AWESOME!
 * Hi-Five! That still needs a little work.
 * I've got my eye on you, Simian.
 * Hi-Five! That still needs a little work.
 * I've got my eye on you, Simian.
 * I've got my eye on you, Simian.