The Party/Transcript

''[Elmore Junior High students are crowded around Tobias. One by one they all ask if they are invited to Tobia's sister's party.]''

Tobias: Guys, guys! Let me cut the chase here, alright? You're ALL invited!

All Elmore students: Yay! A high school party, and we've all been invited!

Rachel: (yelling at the students) NONE OF YOU ARE INVITED!!!

Tobias: (indifferent) Oh. Hi, Rachel.

Rachel: My party is for young adults, not old (yells) BABIES!

Tobias: [He tuts and wags his finger] Rachel, Rachel, Rachel. Wouldn't it be a shame if Mom and Dad found out about your secret party?

Elmore students: [simultaneously tut and wag their finger] Rachel, Rachel, Rachel.

Rachel: [pretends to think for a second] Fine. You can come.

[Some students quietly cheer]

Rachel: But you all have to bring...A DATE!

All students apart from Darwin: A date?

Rachel: Aha. [she walks off, then pops back] Good luck! [she goes]

''[The students look at the camera, all in horror, apart from Darwin who is confused. Then, everyone but Darwin runs off screaming. Darwin eyes the rest, then looks back bewildered.]''

Darwin: What's a date? [he walks in the direction of where the rest ran off, and calls them.] Hey! What's a date?