The Spoon/Transcript

Yay! Adventure!

 * Okay, kids! Mom will be home any minute now. Have you all wrapped your birthday presents?
 * ,, and : Yay!
 * And you, Dad? What did you get her?
 * Nothing!
 * ,, and : What?!
 * AAAH! I forgot! What am I gonna do? What am I gonna do?! What am I gonna do?!
 * How about you buy her a present?
 * Yes! Wait, No! I have to watch the kids! Hmm... Hey... guys, you don't have to watch the kids!  Here's a twenty! Go buy her something special! From the gas station!
 * and : Yay! Adventure!
 * and : Yay! Adventure!

He's Got A Spoon!

 * Yah! Welcome to the gas station, where we never sleep 'cause we're not allowed to...
 * and : Hi, mister!
 * Can I help you?
 * Yeah. Can it and hand over the cash.
 * Ha ha! ...What?
 * Don't make me use this!
 * Oh my gosh, he's got a spoon! he's got a spo--
 * Ha. Sucker.
 * Oh my gosh, he's got a spoon! he's got a spo--
 * Ha. Sucker.

The Perfect Present!

 * Show it again! Show it again!
 * Okay, but it's the last time. We have to get it back home.
 * It's like the best gift ever!
 * Yeah, Mom's gonna love it!
 * Excuse me, sir, what are you doing? Are you robbing the store?!
 * Nah. I'm collecting for charity!
 * and : Whoa!
 * Awesomely kind! Which charity is it?
 * Oh, er... Bald people!
 * and : Can we help?
 * ...You're kidding, right?
 * We'd never joke about bald people!
 * Ha. All right, kids! Just go fill up the baggie with anything valuable.
 * and : Yay!
 * Ha. Suckers.
 * Ha. All right, kids! Just go fill up the baggie with anything valuable.
 * and : Yay!
 * Ha. Suckers.

Collecting For Charity

 * What could bring a smile to their little bald faces?
 * Hmm...
 * Ooh! Ooh! Sunglasses!
 * and : Oooooh!
 * Ahh! Ahh! A bikini!!
 * and : Whoaaaa!
 * Fake mustache! Make-up!
 * Wigs? Nah.
 * A princess tiara?
 * and : Yeah! I'm bald and I'm proud!
 * and : Yeah! I'm bald and I'm proud!

Uh Oh! The Police!

 * Uh oh!
 * Five-Oh! Here comes the Po-Po!
 * Hey, Mr. Charity Man! We're done!
 * Hey, suckers. I need you to do something for me.
 * and : Yay! More charity work!
 * Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. You see that man?
 * It'll spoil the surprise if he sees me here. I'm pretty famous in the charity business.
 * and : Ohhhh.
 * I get it.
 * So you distract him for me.
 * and : Yay!
 * Ha ha.
 * That's the third burrito I've had, and I'm still hungry.
 * and : Hi, Officer! How can we distract you today?
 * I'm sort of looking for something that could fill me up?
 * and : Follow us!
 * How about a hot dog? They're delicious!
 * Enh...!
 * No...!
 * There's a mustache on your sausage!
 * Yeah, it's our secret ingredient!
 * I think I'll go for something without hair. Maybe some Marshmallow Heart-Stoppers?  Nah, not enough sugar.  Oh! A doughnut! That could fill a hole!
 * Just get rid of him!
 * Okay. You want it?
 * Yes, yes, yes!
 * Really?
 * Yes!
 * You really, really want it?
 * Yeeeeeeeesssss!
 * Then... fetch! He's gone, Mr. Charity Man!
 * Great! Good job! Now get back to looting-- er, I mean, collecting for charity!
 * and : Yay!
 * Now. Let's get back to business.
 * Great! Good job! Now get back to looting-- er, I mean, collecting for charity!
 * and : Yay!
 * Now. Let's get back to business.

Where's The Safe?

 * So, Mr. Employee of the Month, where is the safe?
 * I won't tell you anything! They would fire me!
 * Oh really? What would they do about this?
 * No! Please! They'll take it off my salary!
 * Whoops.
 * You heartless monster! That was twenty-five cents!
 * Now where is the safe?
 * I won't tell you!
 * Whoops.
 * No! That was thirty-five cents!
 * Whoops.
 * No, wait! That was two fifty reduced from three ninety-five!
 * Now will you talk?
 * Never!
 * Your choice.
 * Nooooo!
 * Nooooo!

The Safe!

 * Look, Darwin! Shampoo!
 * Perfect for bald people!
 * and : Ooh.
 * What's that?
 * It's a safe, Darwin! It's full of money! And what do bald people need more of?
 * Friends?
 * Exactly! And how do you buy friends?
 * Uhhh...
 * With money!
 * and : Yay!
 * Oh. There's a lock. What number should I try?
 * Um... two!
 * Nah, doesn't work.
 * Seven!
 * No.
 * Nine!
 * Nope.
 * Well, that's all the numbers I know! Try two again!
 * I guess we'll have to use brute force!
 * Well, that's all the numbers I know! Try two again!
 * I guess we'll have to use brute force!

Happy Birthday!

 * and : Happy Birthday!
 * Oh... thanks. Where are the boys?
 * Well, I forgot your birthday, so I sent them down to the gas station to get you a present.
 * What?!
 * Oh. Is it the birthday, or sending two kids downtown at night on their own?
 * Put your pants on and get in the car!
 * Put your pants on and get in the car!

Brute Force!

 * We're never gonna crack it.
 * You know, you only have to ask nicely.
 * and : Please? Whoa!
 * and : Please? Whoa!

He's Got a Spoon! Again!

 * I can't believe you sent the kids to the gas station at this hour.
 * Come on, honey. What's the worst that could happen?
 * Hey.
 * Freeze, suckers!
 * He's got a spoon!
 * Ha! Sucker.
 * He's got a spoon!
 * Ha! Sucker.
 * Ha! Sucker.

Wasn't This A Movie Plot Once?

 * Hey, Mr. Charity Man! We've got money for the... bald... Hi Mom! Hi Dad! Why are you tied up?
 * Ohhh. He's not really a good guy, is he?
 * Oh, come on! You really are suckers! Now gimme the money!
 * and : No!
 * Run, Darwin! Run!
 * Gimme that bag right now!
 * Give me the money! Oh, come on. You're not going to stop me with a marshmallow.  OW! That sausage was frozen!
 * Gimme that bag right now!
 * Give me the money! Oh, come on. You're not going to stop me with a marshmallow.  OW! That sausage was frozen!
 * Give me the money! Oh, come on. You're not going to stop me with a marshmallow.  OW! That sausage was frozen!

Richard Does Something

 * Richard, do something.
 * Don't worry, honey. I know exactly what to do. Ha ha!
 * Don't worry, honey. I know exactly what to do. Ha ha!

A Sticky Situation

 * Don't worry. I've covered his approach with maple syrup.
 * And I covered our way out!
 * What?! How am I supposed to escape?!
 * Watch out! He's coming!
 * Gotcha...
 * Huh? Ow!
 * Gotcha...
 * Huh? Ow!
 * Huh? Ow!
 * Huh? Ow!

Nicole Has To Do Everything Herself

 * Why do I have to do everything myself?
 * Ahh! Ice cream!
 * Ahh! Ice cream!
 * Ahh! Ice cream!

Up Up And Away!

 * Gimme... that... money!
 * Or I'll tear it out of your sorry little hands!
 * Come on. You know I'll find yas.
 * Where are yas? What the!?
 * Ha ha! Try and catch us now!
 * Faster!
 * He's gaining on us! We need to go faster!
 * Okay! Is this fast enough?
 * Yeaaaaaaaaah!
 * and : Yes! We made it! Ha ha ha ha...
 * Oh...
 * He's gaining on us! We need to go faster!
 * Okay! Is this fast enough?
 * Yeaaaaaaaaah!
 * and : Yes! We made it! Ha ha ha ha...
 * Oh...
 * Oh...

Mistaken Identity

 * Game over, suckers.
 * Not yet!
 * No...! Ha ha! Now gimme the dough!
 * and : No!
 * Gimme!
 * No!
 * Gimme!
 * No!
 * Gimme!
 * No!
 * Gimme!
 * No!
 * All right, you've asked for this!
 * Oh my gosh! He's got a spoon!
 * Such violence...
 * Heh heh... ya suckers!
 * Stop calling my kids "suckers", please. Oh, my poor little angels. Are you all right?
 * Hey guys, I just realized that I didn't pay for the dough... nut... Drop the sausage, lady!
 * Oh, come on, it wasn't me, it was the finger print... guy...?
 * Tell that to the judge, lady.
 * Hey guys, I just realized that I didn't pay for the dough... nut... Drop the sausage, lady!
 * Oh, come on, it wasn't me, it was the finger print... guy...?
 * Tell that to the judge, lady.

Happy Birthday!

 * ,, and : Happy birthday, Mom! You're the coolest mom ever! We love you, Mom!
 * Okay lady, you're in the clear! We caught this guy trying to rob a convenience store. With a spoon. A spoon! Ha ha!  Sucker! All right, lady. Give me five minutes to do the paperwork and you'll be outta here.
 * ,, , and : Yay!
 * Five minutes is all I need.
 * Five minutes is all I need.