User blog comment:Porky McPork/Crappy Joke Time/@comment-6128387-20130404103744

Ans: The lynx.
 * What's the Internet's favorite animal?

Ans: Runway inflation.
 * What caused the airline to go bankrupt?


 * A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.

There, have some bad jokes while I look for a barf bag :3