The Ex/Transcript




 * Gumball, slow down, you'll get brain freeze.
 * I'll be fine, it's my special skill. I can eat as much ice cream as I want and never get--




 * --brain freeze. Uhh...how'd we get here?  So, how about an ice cream?




 * It's my mortal enemy, Rob! Do you think he saw me? Have I ever told you about Rob?
 * Yeah. Once or twice.




 * And then Rob tried to blow up the dam and he said "I am your nemesis," but in a cool British that I actually gave him.




 * This reminds me of that time the bus went through that tunnel, and Rob tried to blow it up, but obviously I thwarted him by wrestling on the wing of a plane.




 * And then I saw Rob at the mall and explained to Penny about how like, Rob's my nemesis.
 * Yeah, Gumball, that's right now.
 * Oh.




 * He's gone into the hardware store! He's probably getting stuff for me, you know, stuff to destroy me with. Oh my gosh, he can't see me here! What's he buying? No, don't tell me. No, tell me! No, don't tell me! Just give me a clue. Okay, two clues!
 * Mmm...he seems to be buying a circular saw.
 * Is the blade diamond edged?
 * No, just a regular blade.
 * That's okay, we're not there yet.
 * Wait, he's leaving. I think he's buying a coffee.
 * Looks like someone wants to stay up all night creating plans to destroy me.
 * It's decaf.
 * Oh...looks like someone wants to sleep well so he can wake up early and create plans to destroy me.
 * What is it with you two?
 * We're nemeseesees. Nemesises? Nemesis?
 * Nemesees.
 * You wouldn't understand.
 * You have one unread threatening message.
 * It's from Rob! I'm too excited, you read it!
 * "I hate you more than anything in the world."
 * "I'm gonna smoosh you out of your yellow skin."
 * Okay, he's color blind, never mentioned that before, but secrets are fine!
 * "I hate your slimy, banana-ry guts."
 * "I hate your slimy, banana-ry guts."