The Ghost/Transcript

I can't eat

 * That's just so insensitive. You know ghosts can't eat! Watching you two at lunchtime makes my afterlife a misery!
 * But Carrie, you like being miserable.
 * That's not the point, I'm hungry.
 * So, why you come to the cafeteria everyday?
 * Because it bring the only feeling I have left: pain.
 * Can I have your lunch then?
 * Whatever... I wish I still had a body...
 * Why don't you use Gumball's?
 * What?! Me?
 * Really? Will you do that for me?
 * Sure! Gumball's always there for a friend that need.
 * I am?
 * Great! Thanks!
 * No, wait!
 * possessed by Carrie: I can breathe! I can feel! I can eat!  Nom, nom! I need more!
 * Another happy ending!
 * possessed by Carrie: I can breathe! I can feel! I can eat!  Nom, nom! I need more!
 * Another happy ending!

The Street

 * There you are! What happened?
 * It was Carrie! She made Gumball gone on a crazy junk food spree.
 * You've had all that food? Awesome!
 * No it wasn't.
 * Muffin top! It's only funny when it's someone else's body!
 * Muffin top! It's only funny when it's someone else's body!

The Cafeteria

 * I can't eat a thing after last night. Carrie's got a real problem! She made me eat until I passed out. I can not let that happen again.
 * Hey, Gumball, feel like helping me eat this sandwich?
 * Ugh, sorry Carrie, but I'm not sure I wanna do that again.
 * The cafeteria doesn't do refunds, Gumball.
 * Okay, but just for this one single...
 * The cafeteria doesn't do refunds, Gumball.
 * Okay, but just for this one single...

The Street (Again)

 * Hey, Gumball.
 * It's happened again, hasn't it?
 * Yep, but I think I have an idea.
 * Yep, but I think I have an idea.

The Wattersons'

 * If Carrie likes going inside your body so much, we should make your inside somewhere that she won't like.
 * How?
 * By drinking this! dum, dum, dum, dum!
 * Your rancid fishbowl water?
 * And the sweaty juice of Tobias' headband, a generous sprinkle of Miss Simian's dandruff , fifteen-day old underpants.
 * What? Where are you going to get...? Oh.
 * And fizzy fish gas.
 * It's disgusting.
 * It's "ghost-proof".
 * Finished?
 * Come on, Gumball. You have to drink it all. Nearly bare, buddy!
 * Now close your eyes and open wide, here comes dessert! This is so good...
 * Now close your eyes and open wide, here comes dessert! This is so good...
 * Now close your eyes and open wide, here comes dessert! This is so good...

At School

 * Hi, Leslie
 * How you doing, Bobert?
 * Hey, Sussie, how's your hot chocolate?.
 * Hey, Gumball Oh! That smell!
 * Yeah, horrible isn't it?
 * Yeah, I love it, it smells just like the undead, makes me hungry!

The Wattersons'

 * Hey, son! What's up?
 * What do you do when someone ask you for something  and you don't wanna do it?
 * Well, people ask me to do things all the time, but do you ever see me doing anything?
 * Not really!
 * Exactly! Son, it's time for me to teach you about "weaseling".
 * "Weaseling"?
 * Allow me to demonstrate. Ask me for something
 * Okay. Can you tell me how to stop Carrie from using my body?
 * Well, I'd love to, but I have to go and take out the meatloaf that I was baking out of the oven. End of lesson!
 * Well, I'd love to, but I have to go and take out the meatloaf that I was baking out of the oven. End of lesson!

Jim's Locker

 * Well, I'd love to, Carrie, but unfortunately, I have to go check on my meatloaf.
 * Your meatloaf?
 * Yeah, I left it in my locker.
 * You mean this locker.
 * Ugh, no, my, my gym locker.
 * You don't have a gym locker.
 * Yes! I meant... Jim's locker.
 * Who's Jim?
 * He's, uh, my doctor...?
 * You mean, your meatloaf is in your doctor's locker, here at school?
 * Yeah, It's because we're having thanksgiving here and... Oh, whatever, you can have my body.

The Kitchen

 * Mum, I think I might be putting on weight...
 * Oh, no. It's just baby fat, dear... Come on inside, we'll have a chat.
 * Oh! Perhaps you have gained a little.
 * I know! It's Carrie! I don't know how to get her to stop.
 * Go and sit down, honey. We need to talk.
 * I know! It's Carrie! I don't know how to get her to stop.
 * Go and sit down, honey. We need to talk.

The Living Room

 * So, have you actually tried saying "NO" to Carrie?
 * Hum? No! Why I didn't think of that?
 * But, when you say "NO", you have to mean it. Let me show you: Richard, can you come here please?
 * Yeah?
 * Can you go get me the bowl of sausages from the kitchen, dear?
 * Can I have one?
 * No. You'll have to wait. Now, once you've made your position clear, you have to...
 * Can I have it now?
 * No! You have to stand firm and make sure you never...
 * What about now?
 * NO! That would be a bad Richard, wouldn't it? Now, what I'm trying to say is: just say "NO" and mean it.
 * Awesome. So, can I have a sausage?
 * No, we're putting you on a diet.
 * No, we're putting you on a diet.

The Hallway

 * Careful, Gumball! Carrie may be hanging around!
 * Don't worry, this time, I know what I'm doing.
 * Hey, Gumball, can I borrow your...?
 * No!
 * "No"? What do you mean "no"?
 * I mean you can't use my body anymore!
 * But, you don't what it's like. Please, Gumball!
 * No, Carrie, you can not borrow my body.
 * Then, then, I'LL TAKE IT!
 * Carrie, get out of my body!
 * It's useless to resist, Gumball!
 * Carrie, get out of my body!
 * It's useless to resist, Gumball!
 * It's useless to resist, Gumball!

Gumball VS Carrie

 * Everyone, run! Your lunch is in danger!
 * Hey!
 * Stop it! You're freaking our friends out!
 * Don't care, must eat!
 * Ok, you asked for this!
 * You shouldn't done that!
 * You're crazy! Cut that out or I'll tell...
 * Stand down, Gumball!
 * NEVER!
 * Ah! My eyes! Give me more food!
 * You ate it all. You can lick the ladle if you like.
 * Ah! GET OFF ME!
 * What are you looking at?!
 * Help me, Darwin! I can't do this on my own! Yo have to beat this ghost down...
 * But I'm a "pacifish"
 * Please, do it for me! I'm your friend
 * Carrie, stop doing this! You've got a serious problem.
 * No I haven't
 * You're drinking dumpster water and eating garbage. Look
 * What's that?
 * It's a flip flop, Carrie. A FLIP FLOP!
 * Eww, maybe I have taken this too far
 * Ugh, yeah.
 * Anyway, listen, Carrie, I was thinking...
 * SPIRIT BE GONE, SPIRIT BE GONE, SPIRIT BE GONE, Oh, hi, Carrie, SPIRIT BE GONE, SPIRIT BE...
 * I'm sorry I put you through all that. I guess I'll just go back to my painful food-less eternity
 * No, wait I think I know someone who can help.
 * Eww, maybe I have taken this too far
 * Ugh, yeah.
 * Anyway, listen, Carrie, I was thinking...
 * SPIRIT BE GONE, SPIRIT BE GONE, SPIRIT BE GONE, Oh, hi, Carrie, SPIRIT BE GONE, SPIRIT BE...
 * I'm sorry I put you through all that. I guess I'll just go back to my painful food-less eternity
 * No, wait I think I know someone who can help.
 * No, wait I think I know someone who can help.

The Wattersons'

 * Dad, this is Carrie.
 * Hey
 * Is it OK if Carrie borrows your body for a crazy junk food spree?
 * That sounded like a "yes" to me
 * possessed by : More food
 * No, Richard! No, that's a bad Richard, STOP IT, RICHARD, STOP IT!
 * Another happy ending
 * No, Richard! No, that's a bad Richard, STOP IT, RICHARD, STOP IT!
 * Another happy ending