The Party/Transcript

Episode Starts

 * Guys, guys! Let me cut the chase here, alright? You're ALL invited!
 * Yay! A high school party, and were all? invited!
 * NONE OF YOU ARE INVITED!!!
 * Oh. Hi, Rachel.
 * My party is for young adults, not old BABIES!
 * [He tuts and wags his finger] Rachel, Rachel, Rachel. Wouldn't it be a shame if Mom and Dad found out about your secret party?
 * Rachel, Rachel, Rachel.
 * Fine. You can come.
 * But you all have to bring...A DATE!
 * A date?
 * Aha. Good luck!
 * What's a date? Hey! What's a date?
 * Aha. Good luck!
 * What's a date? Hey! What's a date?
 * What's a date? Hey! What's a date?

The Cafeteria

 * Okay, Darwin, it's time to find us a date.
 * What's a date?
 * Date, D-A-T-E, social activity undertaken by two people in suitability for a relationship. It is also a fruit that makes you poop.
 * Okay? so let's ask some girls.
 * What about Penny?
 * Penny, Oh, no, no, no, no, I like her as a friend
 * Dude, why are your eyes shaped like hearts?
 * Allergies
 * Well, what about Carrie
 * Carrie, well she has "spirit" I'll put her in the "maybe" list. Teri, nice drawn features, but a little flat. I'll put her in the "possiblies". Carmen , prickly, but smart. Interesting. Ugh, Sussie , No.  What's this?  "Would you be the jelly in my peanut butter sandwich?"
 * What do you say, Gumball?
 * Ugh, no.i already had lunch.
 * : alright buddy, Its Date time

The School Hallway

 * ​: Hi, Wanna be my date? You're not really my type 'cause I usually like attractive girls, but hey, beggars can't be choosers.




 * : You're a girl, right?


 * : and


 * : How about you,  you looked desperate.


 * : Oh,


 * : Was that a slap?


 * : Yes


 * : Uh, ouch?




 * : Hey,, It's your lucky day, you're my date for the party. What do you say ?






 * and :


 * : Date fail, come on, Prickles, let roll



At the watterson house

 * :Oh ! cheer up gumball when i was your age, i need a girl for a party and what i said to her was furr gruruu and 20 years later we're still married


 * : Aww dad you make it sound so easy


 * : Are you sure you ask every girl in class


 * : You can ask Penny


 * : Penny ? she's too hot, no ,no hot , no hot my type , not my type ,


 * : Well if it not penny there still one girl you haven't ask


 * : Really ? who ?




 * : Oh ! her




 * : hey this is Gumball Watterson calling, would you be my date to the party , uh no your're not exactly the first girl i ask but , NO NO no no no no don't hang up ,  please i can beg ,  yes i'm on my knee , HEY i'm not saying that , NO no no no no please don't hang up , Fine , I Gumball Watterson have a stupid face  stuck on a stupid head  with a tiny stupid brain  stinked is my favourite called


 * ,,and :


 * : You will, oh thank you thank you thank you so much , i pick you up at 8 ,


 * ,,and:


 * :Yes, see Darwin no girl can resist me.

In? the car



 * : i'm so proud of you, my little boys becoming a man


 * : Yeah? keep it together dad !
 * It feels like just yesterday we were watching Daisy The Donkey together.
 * ? Dad? that was yesterday.
 * Well it feels like a long time ago. But look at you now, dating a girl.

Tobias' House

 * Hi
 * Hello
 * Hey, Penny, I didn't realize you were coming with Hector.
 * I didn't realize you liked lizard-breath.
 * I feel awkward.
 * Hmmm... More guests have arrived, shall we make our move?
 * Patience, Nigel, let's wait until it's in full swing.
 * Tobias! More of your "dweeb loser baby friends"? have? arrived
 * GUYS, GUYS, This party is totally? off the hook!
 * ? and? ? :?
 * ? ,? ? and? :
 * Any room for more tea ??
 * Don't mind if i do.
 * ? and? ? :?
 * Woo Hoo ! this is just fun.
 * This is a high school party ?
 * I know, it's awesome Woo hoo !?
 * You wanna dance ?
 * Nah, you go ahead i'll join you later
 * I am having the time of my life
 * This party is busted, BUSTED on
 * BUSTED
 * Now? time for? some real music?
 * YAAAAAAAA ? Rock !
 * This party is busted, BUSTED on
 * BUSTED
 * Now? time for? some real music?
 * YAAAAAAAA ? Rock !