User blog comment:Blue Pant./Random stories/@comment-5747160-20120620170502

10 PM, Phazon was walking back home, when suddenly he heard noises from the alley way, phazon didnt know what it was but he would like to investigate even though he knows he shouldent, but before he could he saw a shadow, at first he thought it was a man, BUT it was much worse...it was Pedobear...without a thought phazon cheesed it, while phazon was running he tried to contact Batman but he was to busy playing badminton with robin, he treid chuck norris but he was too busy watching MLP, so Phazon was on his own, phazon used his force powers to get his meme blaster, he tried shooting Pedobear with LOL bullets but it didnt work, he called in a ROFL strike but it was no match for pedobear's Pedoness, he was pooped, he couldent think of anything else, But then the father of trolling appeard...the mask, pedo bear and the mask looked at each other dead in the eyes, the mask said 'i hear you been cuasing trouble see', both the mask and pedobear was in draw positions...the mask used a tommy gun, pedobear used the power puff girls, it was carnage but then suddenly one of the power puff girls shots got the mask, the mask stumbled a bit, then fell into Phazons arms, 'sorry kid...(cough) tell little jimmy i wont make it for chirstmas',then after the mask made a few more references he died...phazon crying like a little girl didnt realise Pedo bear was behind him, he grabbed him by the leg and dragged him to the nearest alley, a few seconds later the mask opened one eye, and did a kip up, 'sorry kid but im late for golf, cherrio', then the mask went off to play golf with John F kennedy.

the next morning phazon woke up, with a sore ass, while rubbing his ass he felt something on it, he took it off and read out loud 'Pedobear seal of approval'