Elmore Help Desk

"Elmore Help Desk" is a song from "The Butterfly."

Lyrics:
Karen: Good morning, Elmore help desk!

How can I assist you?

Lizard Woman: I've just been abandoned by my brand new fiance.

Karen: I'm gonna need some details

So I can assist you

Lizard Woman: I know it seems unlikely

But I never got his name...

[The phone rings; Rocky is calling]

Karen: Sorry caller, hold the line!

Good morning, Elmore help desk!

Can I be of service?

Rocky: A crazy alligator lady wants to be my bride!

Karen: What is it about her

That's making you so nervous?

Rocky: 87 teeth, and a ???

[Another phone rings; Marvin is calling]

Karen: Sorry caller, hold the line!

Good morning, Elmore help desk

How can I assist you?

Marvin: I'm gonna need a little help to get me standing straight

Karen: Do you have a wife, sir

Or someone else who's missed you?

Marvin: I don't, but if you're offering

I'll pick you up at eight

''[Yet another phone rings; Mr. Robinson is calling. Karen is growing a bit frantic]''

Karen: 'Morning, Elmore help desk!

How can I assist you?

Mr. Robinson: ''I wanna sue the lousy ??? who made me crash!''

Karen: There is no need to shout, sir

I really must insist you-

Mr. Robinson: I can't just be a ???

I'm entitled to be brash

''[Another phone rings; it's the red Construction Worker. Karen is screaming at this point.]''

Karen: Yes, help desk

What seems to be your crisis?

Construction Worker: An action that has left me very widely spread

Karen: Stay calm and wait for help, sir

That's what my advice is

Construction Worker: I would but I'm afraid I have an itch upon my head.

Karen: [yelling] Sorry, caller, hold the line!

[Accidentally calls switches to Mr. Robinson's line instead of the Lizard Woman's]

Sorry, ma'am, I'm back now

I found your lost fiance

Mr. Robinson: Who're you calling "ma'am?"

This service is appalling!

Karen: Sorry sir, I'm trying!

There's no need to be nasty!

Marvin: I would've been back home by now

If I just started crawling

Karen: 'Morning, Elmore Help Desk-

Rocky: Stop that crazy gator!

Lizard Woman: ''? I'm a crocodile''

I'm eccentric, I'm not mad!

Rocky: Oh boy...

Construction Worker: Can someone scratch me?

Marvin: I think I'll call back later

Mr. Robinson: ''I'll ?? your job for this!''

Rocky: Wait a second, is that my dad?

Karen: [Extremely angry] Ok, enough already! [Says each line as she slams a phone onto its receiver]

[To Mr. Robinson] You need some manners

[To Rocky] And you need a life

[To Construction Worker] You need some ???

[To Marvin] And you need a wife

[To Lizard Woman] You need a pay-off

And now I need a day off!