The Knights/Transcript

''[The episode starts by showing the Watterson's house. Gumball is heard yelling 'EVERYTHING HAS TO BE PERFECT!' from the inside]''

''[ Anais is frantically trying to unclog the sink. Gumball is yelling at her]''


 * I CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT I'M SEEING! IT'S STILL CLOGGED!


 * I'm trying!


 * EVERYTHING HAS TO BE PERFECT!


 * I know, I know!

[The sink goop splats on Anais]


 * NOW PAINT THE HOUSE! [throws paint ontop of Anais]

[Anais sighs]


 * DARWIN, WHERE ARE THE COOKIES?!


 * THEY'RE NOT COOKED YET!


 * WELL, COOK THEM FASTER!

''[Gumball turns the temperature dial on the oven causing flames to fly out. Darwin shrieks. Richard is messily eating some cookie dough]''


 * DAD! YOU HAVE COOKIE DOUGH ALL OVER YOURSELF! GO TAKE A SHOWER!


 * Again?

[Gumball bites his lip and points to the bathroom, Richard sighs]


 * MOM, WHY IS THE GARBAGE STILL HERE?! DO I HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING MYSELF?!

[Gumball throws the garbage bag at Nicole]


 * The car's coming!

[Gumball screams, smells his hand, makes a disgusted face, and runs to the bathroom]


 * GET OUT! AND WHY ARE THERE TIRES IN THE BATH?!


 * You told me to wash every part of the car.

[Gumball throws the tires at Richard]


 * Come on, come on, come on!

''[Strains to get the toothpaste out, it comes out a bit, then slides back down. He then looks around desperately, sees a cake of soap, sighs, then begins brushing his teeth with soap]''

Mr. Fitzgerald: Look Penny, I know you like this kid, but are you sure there isn't a better partner for your medieval assignment? I don't like this part of town.


 * Dad, we've been through this, and you said that you would trust my judement.

Mr. Fitzgerald: I know, I'm sorry sweetie. I'm sure Gumball and his family are lovely people.

''[Fitzgerald car passes Watterson's house. Penny and Mr. Fitzgerald both gasp]''

Hi, whoa!

[Anais falls off the ladder, she laughs, Richard is taking a shower in the bushes naked]


 * Bonjour!

[Nicole comes out of the trash]


 * Oh, [laughs] Bonjour!


 * Hello!

[Gumball pushes Darwin aside and runs down the steps with soap in his mouth]


 * Hello! Welcome to The Watterson's House!

''[Mr. Fitzgerald drives off]''


 * No please, wait Penny, come back, Penny!

''[Gumball chases the car down the road. Penny opens her mouth to say something]''

Mr. Fitzgerald: It's a no.

[Gumball cries and finally collapses]

[Shows Elmore Junior High, Gumball, Darwin, Tobias, and Idaho are on the steps]


 * Tobias, you're taking this medieval assignment way too seriously. Are they your mama's stilettos?


 * This, you rustic troglodyte, will allow me to attract fair Penny to be my study partner. Good morrow, fair Penny!


 * Nice tights.


 * Thank you.


 * I think that was irony.


 * No, it wasn't.

Hey, Gumball, I just wanted to say sorry, about last night.
 * Yes it was!


 * Last night? What happened? Oh, you were gonna come over to work on our medieval assignment. But you didn't. I didn't even notice since I was so busy.


 * Really? But, my dad said you were calling our house till like, four in the morning.


 * Pssh. That could've been anyone. No one picked up the phone, so there's no one you can know it was me.

''[Mr. Fitzgerald comes in to pick up Penny]''


 * Listen, I can't really talk right now.


 * Why?

[Penny points at her dad to Gumball]


 * Are you trying to throw away your thumb or something?


 * No, it's my dad. He doesn't really want us hanging out together, and...

''[Penny's voice becomes almost inaudible because of Mr. Fitzgerald angrily staring at Gumball. The staring eventually 'burns' Gumball, but he pats it out.]''


 * See ya later.

If you only got to--OH-HO! Oh, wow! These things just pop right off, don't they? I'll just put that back on here. Let me just...try this a bit. Oh! Well, at least we know it works.
 * Oh, hi, Mr. Fitzgerald! I think we got off on the wrong foot yesterday.

Mr. Fitzgerald: [annoyed] Watterson, stay away from my car, and stay away from my daughter.

Penny : Can I say something here?

Mr. Fitzgerald: No!

Gumball : But - oh!

Darwin : Don't worry. You'll pass that medieval assignment. You know the whole book by heart.

Gumball : But...but I learned it all for her.

Darwin : Well, that was a waste of time. Her dad hates you.

Gumball : Oh, come on. I'm not that bad.

[Darwin looks doubtfully at Gumball]

Gumball: Then...then I shall prove myself to him.

T  o b i a s : So the simple knave intends to take the hand of fair Penny. Well, they have encountered upon Sir Tobias of Elmore! [voice echoes] Who's watched all the movies made in medieval times. You may have the ladie's eyes right now, but mark my words, beef-weighted peasant, before the day is out, the damsel will be mine! [Tobias laughs] Oh. Hey guys, you weren't listening!! I was explaining everything! Guys...

[Gumball rings doorbell]

Gumball : Hi Mr. Fitzgerald! I made you a mix tape and a cake. See? I'm not that bad!

''[Mr. Fitzgerald slams the door, but Gumball puts the mix tape and cake through the mail dlivery slot. The cake falls out in pieces and splatters on the floor.]''

[ Mr. Fitzgerald is jogging] Gumball:  Oh, Hi Mr. Fitzgerald. What a surprise, we must jog the same route. Yeah, you look really sweaty. Here, let me help you!

Mr. Fitzgerald: What the -- what are you -- Get away from me!

Gumball : Mr Fitzgerald, I...just..wanna...say...I'm not that bad!

''[Gumball falls back of exhaustion. Scene changes to Mr. Fitzgerald at a construction site with two workers]''

Mr. Fitzgerald: So, there were two muffins in this oven. The first muffin says, "Good grief, it's hot in here!" and the second muffin says "Good grief, a talking muffin!"

Gumball : (laughs) That reminds me of one time when me and Mr. Fitzgerald were... uh... we were... We never hang out.

''[Scene changes to Mr. Fitzgerald driving home from work. He notices a billboard has changed, so he looks at it.]''

Mr. Fitzgerald: "Watterson and Fitzgerald Co. Friendship Unlimited"? What the..?

''[Mr. Fitzgerald's car then crashes into The Doughnut Sheriff's car. The Doughnut Sheriff writes a ticket, then Mr. Fitzgerald's airbag inflates into his face. The scene changes to Gumball going to Mr. Fitzgerald's house again.]''

Gumball : (singing) I wanna study with your daughter, I know you don't think that I oughta. I'm not that bad I'm pretty friendly, I think that you should be--

''[Mr. Fitzgerald angrily grabs Gumball's ukelele and crushes it in his hands.]''

Mr. Fitzgerald: [irritated] I don't care. You are not good enough for my daughter, and I don't want you around her. End of story!

[Pause]

Gumball : (still singing) So why don't you gimme one more--

''[Mr. Fitzgerald slams the door, only to find the doorbell ringing again. He opens the door, only to see Tobias at the doorway.]''

T  o b i a s : I am Sir Tobias of Elmore and I'm here to claim your daughter's hand.

''[Mr. Fitzgerald slams the door again.]''

T  o b i a s : AHH! Please sir... releaseth my foot... Let not this door stand in the way of true love. Just at least open it a little bit so I can get my foot out. Okay, I'll squeeze it out myself. It's really hard because my toes are swollen now! [Tobias effortfully squeezes it out] Aaah... Ahh... Ohh...

[Scene goes back inside]

Mr. Fitzgerald: Hey, Penny, what is it with you and boys these days? Penny? Penny?

(Gumball sees Penny sitting on the Watterson's doorstep reading a book.)

Gumball : Penny! I thought your dad didn't want you to come over.

Penny : Exactly. That's why I asked my mom.

Gumball : Cool. Do you still want to study? Because I know that medieval stuff by heart!

T  o b i a s : Have at you, you cantankerous oaf!

Gumball : Tobias?

T  o b i a s : I demand satisfaction.

Gumball : For what?

T  o b i a s : For stealing the hand of my promised!

Gumball : [hissing] What the heck do you want, dude?!

T  o b i a s : I demand... a duel.

Gumball : I don't want to duel. Leave us alone. I'm not doing this.

[ Tobias continually slaps Gumball with one glove.]

Gumball:  If I do this, you're gonna leave us alone, right?

T  o b i a s : Only if you win. If you lose, Lady Penny is mine.

Penny : No, I'm not.

Gumball : Yeah, did you consider Penny's feeling in any of this?

T  o b i a s : In time, she will learn to love me.

Penny : No I won't.

T  o b i a s : Let the joust commence.

(Scene changes to front of house, the boys are wearing medieval-costumes.)

(Gumball's skateboard hits a rock, and then he slams right into tobias.

[Tobias gets up, albeit hurt]

T  o b i a s: A worthy foe but how are you at hand-to-hand combat? En garde!

[Gumball turns around, his eyes are red]

Gumball : You're a complete nutcase, man! I don't want to fight you anymore.

T  o b i a s : Then victory is mine and I shall take the hand of my lady.

[Tobias grabs the hand of Penny.]

Gumball : Never! [Hits tobias's hand of pennys with his broom] oh sorry. Oh, are you ok?

[Tobias gets angry and attacks him again]

Penny: Hey!!

T  o b i a s :[Swinging broom under gumballs legs] Dance for me, jester dance!! faster jester faster!!

Gumball : Thanks Penny!

Penny : Tobias, stop it!

T  o b i a s : I'll stop in exchange for a kiss.

(Gumball accidentally throws his broom at Penny, knocking her over.)

Gumball : Oh! Sorry.

Penny : It's okay.

Gumball : Wait. Ok go. That's better. Penny!

Penny : What?

Gumball : Can you throw me my sword?

Penny : You mean your broom?

Gumball : Yes.

Penny : Come on can we just do the assignment now please?

Gumball : Yeah, just give me a second, i think he's getting tired.

Mr. Fitzgerald: She better not be around here. I hate this lousy neighborhood.

Gumball : Penny get back, you're gonna get hurt.

Penny : I wouldn't have to help if you weren't losing.

Gumball : I'm not losing. I'm just catching my breath.

T  o b i a s : Step aside, woman!

Mr. Fitzgerald: That little punk again.

Gumball : Penny!!

''[As tobias watches, Gumball jumps in front of Mr. Fitzgerald's car, Penny looks and gasps. Mr. Fitzgerald gasps, and as Gumball pushes Penny out of the way, Mr. Fitzgerald swerves. Tobias now looks shocked, so does Mr. Fitzgerald. As Mr. Fitzgerald heads towards the house, past Tobias, his mirror breaks off again, then Mr. Fitzgerald crashes off screen.]''

T  o b i a s : Ok, you win. bye!

Penny:  Dad!!

Mr. Fitzgerald: Are you kids okay?

Gumball : We're fine.

Mr. Fitzgerald: Thank you so much, Gumball. You saved my little girl's life. I can't believe I took you and your family for such a bunch...

Richard : [angrily] WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?! NICOLE, GET OUT HERE! THIS CLOWN NEARLY RAN OVER OUR KID!

Nicole : [also angrily] WHAT?!

Mr. Fitzgerald: [nervously] I-It's not what it looks like.

Nicole : I don't want you near my family, ever again.

Mr. Fitzgerald: Please. Here, let me just pay you.

Nicole : I don't want your money! You come around here....

''[Mr. Fitzgerald is now nervous as the entire Watterson family angrily complain, yell and protest at Mr. Fitzgerald, while Gumball and Penny do nothing but turn around and innocently shrug]''